all PMs in but one guy but his is irrelevant/deadline
You all awaken........................................
to the stench of something rotten.
Several men appear to be missing. You look about, expecting
jigglypuffers42 to go on the hunt and vomit, but
danmantincan points to the freshly-filled hole in the ground that contains her corpse.
Everyone fans out.
Captain Bagman simply reclines about the Freeman's Land central square, waiting for some other sap to come across a dead body.
He takes a bit of a stroll while everyone is out and glances down an alleyway. There he sees the body of what can only be described as a flesh-devouring, deep-pigmented, horned cyclops.
"What in the world?!" The good
Bagman exclaims. He shouts for everyone else to come quick.
The body of one
macle lies in the alley, a short knife sticking out of his stomach. It appears
macle was shanked, before someone urinated on his face.
Dear macle, you are the Purple People Eater
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Every night, you may PM both hosts with "NX - See if USER is a person". You will see if that user is a human, also known as a delicacy. Should you get a positive result, you may PM both hosts with "DX - EAT DELICACY USER". You will eat that user, which will kill them.
You currently hold a Plane Ticket. <snip>.
You are allied with yourself. You need all the humans on factions dead: the Really Relevant People and the Really Bad Artists. Additionally, you need to kill three of them yourself. You have three kills maximum. Once you have accomplished this, you will be removed from the game.
Quote: I wanna get a job in a rock'n'roll band
Resounding cries of "what the <SNIP> is that??" arise from the crowd of onlookers.
Then it is quiet. You look uneasily about, curious as to what is wrong.
King Emerald points out that
Nook is not present.
You spread out, some looking in the houses, some in the abandoned buildings left behind when SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC. was forced out of many of the sweatshops and illegal labor factories they owned, taking advantage of the third world countries and their starving children.
Eventually, someone comes across yet another pumpkin patch.
They find the body of one socially awkward dweeb with ADD.
"A fella.. what.."
shade attempts to say, however he simply cannot find the words.
Crux tries to plant a bullet in his skull, shrieking through his tears, "OH MY GOD THEY KILLED LASSIE NOW THEY KILLED A MUPPET.......... WHY..
WHY??"
Luckily,
Staraptor Call has the sense to yank the gun away from
Crux, who seems to be heading down a suicidal path.
coolking49 blathers something in Indian, pointing wildly at the multitude of spilled Viagra pills, used but torn condoms, and empty bottles of whipped cream splayed around
Nook's very ravaged body. Several vibrators rest against his back, one of which was never turned off and still buzzes.
You can almost hear
jigglypuffers42 furiously vomiting.
It would appear that
Nook was all too willing to have a good time last night, but something appears to have gone just too far. Now, the king prawn lies dead, in a cold, desolate pumpkin patch. His rectum is torn, bloodied, and trailing over now-rotting vines. Blood has dribbled down his head, however there is a mixed look of pleasure and extreme, fearful agony plastered on his now-still face.
It almost seems as though
Nook had a night he's sure to burn in <snip> for willingly, before following it up with something a bit less pleasant.
"What the <snip> went on??"
LifeAdmiral warily asks, not sure if he truly wants to know the answer.
Dear Nook, you are Pepe the King Prawn
You are Pepino Rodrigo Serrano Gonzales. Born in Madrid, you have been mistaken for an appetizer and are very proud to be the KING Prawn. You recall your days back in Madrid and despise the days when everyone called you a shrimp rather than a king prawn. Since SANDS remind you of beaches and humans, you much prefer to have the MUDS. And girls wrestling in MUDS, barely clothed, appeals to your interests.
Every night, you may PM both hosts with "NX - Taking USER for a great night out". Unbeknownst to everyone, you secretly have a drinking habit, and you love to get wasted with friends. After all, you're a king so anyone will be willing to go with you, but you select that user to go with you and get wasted together. Eventually, that will get so drunk that he/she will accidentally call you a shrimp and you will get into a barfight. The owner of the bar will throw you and that out, effectively preventing them from completing any night action. However, the bar owner will not permanently ban you and you may repeatedly do this action, even on the same user. In addition, you may PM both hosts with "DX - Being worshipped by USER1 and insulted by USER2". You are a king, and you're loaded. During the day, everyone will come to kiss up to you. The first user will worship you so much that he will be so shocked at the second user for calling you a jack<snip> that the first user will change his target to the second user.
You currently hold no item.
You are allied with the Copyright Jim Hensons. You win if the Copyright Jim Hensons eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the MUDS, and each member still living must hold them.
Quote: I got good news! I got the fire permit, the health permit, the permit to open a topless nightclub, all the contracts...
Still, there is someone else missing.
You branch out again, traumatized by the horrifically homoerotic sight that is
Nook's final moments on this SANDS-coated land.
Someone shouts they have found another body. Three deaths in one night? It seems to be true.
You all gather once again, in yet ANOTHER pumpkin patch. It seems the city of Freeman's Land was built in the middle of a pumpkin plantation.
Bunch of moron anti-SANDS, anti-MUDS fighters.
This man has been brutally thrashed. His eye sockets are sunk in and his legs are splayed wildly. Trailing behind him are his own feces, apparently excreted in his final moments of life.
As well as his torn rectum.
It appears
Game Freak201 has also died of rough, violent, more than likely unsolicited and undesired anal sex.
Dear Game Freak201, you are Ke$ha
Do we need to explain why you are a bad artist? All your songs have the same poor autotuning, or just copy a good song and ruin it. Not to mention your lyrics are all trash and your voice should be a crime against intelligent life. Also, you think dental hygiene is sufficiently negated by large quantities of alcohol. Enjoy your dentures. You are in this game because Katy Perry on Sesame Street was better than anything you ever produced, and Lady Gaga is generally better. Because there is obviously sand in your <snip>, or you would be a better singer, you like SANDS. The more the merrier in regards to things up your <snip>.
Every night, you may PM both hosts with "NX - Take USER to a party at a rich dude's house". You will take that user to a party at a rich dude's house, and because rich dudes have good security, any kills attempted on them will not succeed. Additionally, once during the game, you may send in a PM during the day with "DX - Wake USER1 up in the mornin feelin like P USER2". You will make the first user believe they are the second user, and when the second user goes to be lynched, the first will take their place and die instead. USER1 is the user you want to be lynched, USER2 is the user who would have been lynched by majority otherwise. This is a lynch redirect and can only be done once. Additionally, every day you may PM both hosts with "DX - D I N O U S E R". You will spell poorly around that user while attempting to strip, causing them to blurt out their win condition(s) to you in shock.
You currently hold the Duel Disk System. <snip>
You are allied with the Really Bad Artists. You win if the Really Bad Artists eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the SANDS, and each member still living must hold them.
Quote: I am cannibal.
When
Nook doesn't speak up,
Quagsires takes over his role as generally poorly timed, tasteless jokester.
"If he was Kesha, are you SURE it was against her wishes??"
This is what you have to ponder as you return to your huts, preparing to lynch.
With this turn of events, the Plane Ticket and Duel Disk System are now in the SANDS ARENA.
Additionally, the
Copyright Jim Hensons have been eliminated from the game. All their members are dead.
Day Six has begun. It will end 1/14 4:00 PM PST, 48 hours from now, as always. We will be shortening Days to 24 hours probably Day Seven.
Get to lynching and PM. We missed one, but it was from a dead guy so it doesn't matter, good job on PMing for the most part.
All result PMs should be out, Snype sent them. If you want clarification ask us.