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Discussion in 'Circus Maximus' started by Yeti, Dec 21, 2010.
The PM undisputed posted is real. Trust me, I have evidence.
You all gather. undisputed takes the ways of the ALLCAPS and spams to lynch makiri, the rumored Pumpking.
danmantincan and ginganinja soon follow. Nachos, ever the fan of no lynching, is reluctant to follow, but he and Staraptor Call soon agree.
You take makiri, screaming and yelling the whole way that this isn't the answer, to the Tree.
The Lynching Tree.
And there is no way out for him.
His neck goes through the noose. undisputed grins smugly as makiri drops, his neck snapping.
"Looks like no more anal raping's gonna go down," he cockily states.
Everyone steps back to admire the last great neutral, now dead.
The last wolf has died.
Suddenly there is a thunderous roar from a gong. You spot StevenSnype standing on the remains of MR SANDSMAN's throne, now crumbling due to the disrepair the war has brought.
He yells out in a commanding voice, "Will Staraptor Call and undisputed please step forward?"
The ever-confident undisputed swaggers up, with Staraptor Call trailing behind. The other three gentlemen stand back at a distance, watching the events unfold.
Snype begins speaking again, "The last in your trio of neutrals, Professor Frink, has already died. Caboose and Terribad B-Movie, you two are the only ones left."
dan, ginga and Nachos begin to whisper amongst themselves. It seems the day of reckoning has come.
undisputed smirks at the scene, "I led the lynch on the guy who raped Lassie and everyone will be my friend. I accept my win gladly."
However, something seems to be wrong.
Yeti glares down upon the two neutrals.
"You forgot that in order to win, the Terribad B-Movie had to lose," she bluntly states.
undisputed is confused at first. Staraptor Call perks up.
"With the death of makiri, the lone anti-faction neutral left, it is now inevitable that a faction will win. This has made it impossible for Bunnymaster to win. He needed every faction to lose, and with no opposition, one of the last two will succeed.
"Additionally, Staraptor Call managed to deal out the real SANDS and MUDS to three factions. Not only is his primary win condition done, but his secondary one is no longer up for question - a faction WILL win."
undisputed begins to sob furiously. His lynch on makiri sealed his fate - without the wolf, Bunnymaster loses, and with Bunnymaster having no chance to win, Staraptor Call has become the first winner of SANDS Mafia.
CONGRATULATIONS TO STARAPTOR CALL FOR WINNING SANDS MAFIA
As for undisputed, seems there's no dice.
Staraptor Call has won the game and undisputed has been removed because he no longer can.
Three men are left to witness a holy white light beam Staraptor Call away while a pit opens and swallows undisputed.
Snype will help me figure what the heck items were held by these 3 when he's back.
It is now Night Ten. Night Ten will end when I have all PMs. If the three people left could PM me their plans for Nights Ten through Twelve (including the days) we can end this game.
I will send result PMs on IRC - sent.
The man who raped Lassie now hangs.
Nice going undisputed.
CRAP THAT IS IN THE SANDS ARENA:
Don't think any living gents have these, if you do let us know x.x
Master Chief's Radio
A GD mess of SANDS and MUDS
if you want anything at day tell us
Figures I would lose to something stupid and out of my control. Staraptor call was just left as a bpv so I suppose I chose the wrong bpv by chance
"gg" the hosts nerfed me the entire game leaving me to create this seemingly foolproof plan that could only fail to random chance
Good luck to my allies, hope you win!
Ah poo. Haven't been keeping up with this game enough... :/
Staraptor call was just left as a bpv so I suppose I chose the wrong bpv by chance
He wasn't a BPV, that was you.
I am skipping to Night Eleven, I have been told two people are no lynching and the third has a no lynch imposed, which they would follow.
There is no point in postponing for people to vote when they will inevitably.
Sending day results now, proceed with your actions.
posting to say that more hosts should do efficient game running like yeti
seriously shit is going so much faster
she's like an inspiration or something
it's because we banned grace periods and were on at deadline
grace periods the worst
Fastest. Day. Ever.
Nachos slowly creeps over to watch ginganinja attempt to seduce danmantincan. His icy exterior looms high above them.
"You do know I'm a guy, right?" dan asks as he tries to dissuade ginga from sticking his hand down his pants and singing a bad love song poorly.
"Huh?" ginga stutters out. Apparently he can't talk normally either.
Nachos nearly vomits. Is the spirit of the long-dead jigglypuffers42 taking over him??
"I'm sick of this guy!!! He keeps trying to sleep with me and I can't idle successfully like this!!!!!" dan yells angrily, however Nachos is rather indifferent to the two factions' quarrels and ginga just keeps spouting random song verses out.
"This is the last straw. I am the lone Rageguy Variant left and I have this mother<snip>in TANK. You think you can sleep with this guy?? Well I got news for you, Really Bad Artist, you don't know <snip> about my <snip>," danmantincan screams, rising to his full height and waving his hands wildly at the looming tank in the background.
"You have a tank with a pink blanket?" ginganinja queries, suddenly very confused about dan's sexuality. Nachos blankly stares, wondering why he didn't win 4 nights ago.
dan looks behind him and realizes the MUDS REBELS have played a sick joke on him. Raging around angrily, he yanks the blanket off, climbs up his tank, and stares down ginganinja, who seems unconcerned.
"Yeah buddy, that's cool. It probably doesn't fire right.. like your <snip>. I can hook you tomorrow when we both can kill, so good game. How about we bang before I smash a guitar through your windpipe?" ginga hyucks, reclining in his seat easily.
"This tank is called P.H.Y.L.L.I.S. My dead comrade vonFiedler began with it, and I have fought brutally in the SANDS ARENA to bring it back. Why? Because, <snip>head, it lets the last member of a faction kill if they're the only one left," dan smarmily explains, targeting ginga.
A giant red 'x' appears, covering almost all of ginga's body.
danmantincan fires, and ginganinja is gone. Nachos opens his eyes and looks, but where ginga sat, there is only a 10 foot deep crater and no trace of the man.
"Holy <snip>," Nachos cries, watching as dan turns to glare at Nachos the ever-passive neutral.
Suddenly the tank falls apart, breaking into hundreds of pieces.
"<snip> these one use items!" dan curses, before shrugging and walking to the cemetary, where his fallen comrade Crux lies. A white light shoots down, dragging a fully healed Crux out of his grave. The two shake hands and reunite, then walk to the Lynching Tree.
vonFiedler's body slowly descends, neck back in place and dripping feces gone. The trio reunite, as StevenSnype walks up to make an announcement.
"With the complete violation of ginganinja's atoms, the Really Bad Artists have now been eliminated."
danmantincan smiles oddly, quirking his head to the side. It seems for him............
Yeti appears to make another announcement: "With the elimination of all threats, the Rageguy Variants, who successfully gained access to the true MUDS as well, have won the game."
The trio cheer wildly, as the rest of the factions rolled in their grave.
"At least the Really Bad Idling Problems didn't win," Snype comments quietly.
It seems for this man, everything DID go better than expected, and he has won the game for his faction.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE RAGEGUY VARIANTS FOR WINNING SANDS MAFIA
But wait. A man is left alone. Nachos silently watches danmantincan, Crux, and vonFiedler ascend in a beam of white light.
Then he realizes everyone else has died.
"Hey you pricks, you said there'd be enough nights for me to get my restrictions in. These (BAN ME PLEASE) hooked me, the most harmless neutral ever, four nights. What gives?" he grumbles, glaring at the hosts.
"You're still in the game.." Yeti points out.
Nachos votes to no lynch, as always, and eagerly awaits Night Twelve. As the night sets in, he forces himself to say only one thing:
And with that, Nachos feels his rather large and cold girth being pulled up from this cruel world, onward to the land of winners (the moon).
CONGRATULATIONS TO NACHOS FOR WINNING SANDS MAFIA!
And with that, everyone is gone. Yeti and StevenSnype stand alone, as Freeman's Land is now empty. The war between the MUDS REBELS and the SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC. has taken its toll, and most of the world is now 6 feet under. If they were lucky enough to be buried.
The MUDS REBELS forces have overtaken Freeman's Land. The MUDS-seeking faction triumphed this time around, but be warned.
The SANDS will be back.
postgame is in progress
In all seriousness, I really doubt that this has anything to do with the game though. It's probably a rickroll.
Why no unique capital letter title? I looked forward to those :(
I should get some points for having a completely correct spreadsheet by day 3 or so
i should get points for having my role pm changed multiple times during the game
I applaud ginganinja for taking my role all the way to the bitter end by tank.
ah well gg to all winners
also I'd like to apologise to the members of my faction. I gave it my best,just not good enough
Better than the original!