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the amount of dick toothache sucks

Discussion in 'Trou Du Cul' started by shade, Dec 15, 2010.

  1. shade

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    Many of the people in the forum may be aware of this issue, but haven't seen it as an important issue. Many of you may have overlooked it completely. However, the amount of dick toothache sucks is directly proportional to the quality of posts in the forum. When toothache's lust for phallic objects lowers, the standard of this forum drops significantly. Allow me to quote a few statistics from the 2008 census:

    "In 2008 Toothache is reported to have sucked 231 dicks"

    231 dicks. An impressive feat even for the bentest of men, even a man with the angle of 90 degrees would struggle to accomplish this. Wi-fi, you owe your internet careers to the homosexual escapades of this man.

    Let us take a deeper look into the mechanics of the dick sucking system. In the world of dick sucking, anything interracial counts double towards the quality of the forum. Sucking a dick of the same colour as yours is not only boring, but counter-productive. Why suck something you have yourself? A representative pie chart shows exactly how toothache contributed to your forum:

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    As you can see, Toothache definitely prefers to suck a dick that has a colour he is used to seeing. However, he is not scared to try a new colour and branch out in the world of dick sucking. It is a colourful world and toothache is adding a diversity you should all be proud of.

    I know what you're thinking. You're all asking yourselves, "But shade, what is the problem here?". I'll let you in on a secret here guys, just to save yourself the trouble of finding out when it hurts. Fellas, toothache's dick sucking levels have dropped significantly and the quality of this forum has nose dived with it. Look at the latest stats showing toothache's phallic masticating endeavours:

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    The blue line indicating the number of bellends gorged, the red line showing how the quality of wifi has dropped with it. The consensus here is: suck more dick toothache.

    Wet the shaft mate.
  2. Thunda

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    I'd like to trade for a copy of that graph

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  4. shade

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    it is fully redistributable too

    you've got yourself a bargain
  5. Dubulous

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    Come on Toothache, take one for the team.

    It's for the good of the community.
  6. iss

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    Yes, toothaches suck dick.

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  7. DM

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    how is this a trou thread





    anyone
























    Bueller
  8. ΩDonut

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    that's just how Wi-Fi rolls
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  10. jrrrrrrr

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    Toothache can suck my dick. I am his superior, after all.
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    also "bellends gorged" is an incredible phrase, js

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