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The Best of Wittybot

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by cookie, Oct 26, 2008.

  1. dak

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    cookie sucks
  2. gorm

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    love you alot
  3. moi

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    adding brilliance from tonight

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    [16][Venom] If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.  : 6 votes by Rev,WER,billymills,Hipmonlee,m4tty,Az
    But Venom did not vote... no points for him :(
    
  4. Blue Kirby

    Blue Kirby Never back down.
    is a Tutor Alumnusis a Site Staff Alumnusis a Battle Server Admin Alumnusis a Programmer Alumnusis a Smogon IRC SOp Alumnusis a Contributor Alumnusis a Smogon Media Contributor Alumnusis an Administrator Alumnusis a Past SPL + WCoP Winner

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    Congratulations on 3k! :D
  5. az

    az I DON'T NEED A MAN
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    [01:01] <@wittybot> [B]Warning on a condom: ...[/B]
    [01:01] <@wittybot> [B][7][cookie] choking hazard: contains small parts[/B]  : 5 votes by Flounder,BlueKirby,Stoo,WER,Az
    You've certainly done more than your fair share of adding to the best-of, I'm sure :)

    EDIT: Some more great stuff from tonight that deserves a mention:

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    <wittybot>    [B]The most dangerous thing for a bird is...[/B]
    <wittybot>    [B][11][Hipmonlee] evolving into kangaskhan[/B]  : 5 votes by cookie,pookar,Jedil,Stoo,Az
    
    <wittybot>    [B]I wish we had have _____ during the evolution process.[/B]
    <wittybot>   [B][2][WER] pressed B[/B]  : 7 votes by cookie,Fishin,Jedil,Alper,m4tty,Stoo,Az
  6. Jackal

    Jackal I'm not retarded I'm Canadian it's different
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    lol I am not moi come on x(

    congrats man and awesome thread Tyranitar Treiner, oh i mean Cookie_CrumbZ o no its just cookie

    me and you will be on the same team in mafia...one day.

    And you played really well in SD mafia, i wouldnt say you had me fooled but you never made me actually kill you, which i clearly should have done. Karma is a bitch i guess ;)

    EDIT: wow im in a shitload of those wittybot games, and damn those are just the ones where you were actually there cookie...I need to find something else to do

    heres imo my best one:

    <wittybot> The main entertainment on Gilligan's island was...
    <wittybot> [4][Jackal] 2guys1turtle : 5 votes by skittles,Fishy,cookie,Fishin,Isy
  7. moot

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    Ah cookie, my good good english friend. Congrats on the 3k man. (:

    qft, corrected
  8. CaptKirby

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    I am glad that you are as obsessed with me as I am, moot.
  9. AvatarST

    AvatarST HACKING TO THE GATE
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    Haha good thread. Thanks for the mention.
  10. moot

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    you're confusing me with fishy

    again
  11. Mr.378

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    This log looks good so far.

    Congrats on the 3k Cookie.
  12. gk

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  13. Max

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    Congrats cookie! =D Oh, and thanks for the mention. You're definitely one of my favorite users and I'm glad to call you my internet buddy. ^__^

    SHAKE
  14. Thorns

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    grats on 3k cockie

    cookie.
  15. Lexay

    Lexay I could be boned!
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    good shit
    gk still being the funny (BAN ME PLEASE)

    edit: and congrats
  16. norulz

    norulz excellent

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    congreats ok the 3k

    you've come a long way

    also too much norulz itt
  17. Shiv

    Shiv mostly harmless
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    you got a gk post cookie! wow!!!!!!!

    ps lexay start coming on irc/msn again ass i havent talked to you in years.
  18. Yuri

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    WHY IM NOT HERE

    Oh wait, I am.
  19. GTS

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    for some reason, that made me lol irl.
  20. Amelia

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    The force is strong within this one.
    Good job Cookie!
  21. MNL

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    i was actually in some of these, imagine that.
  22. Fishin

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    <wittybot>	I wish I was as unfunny as wittybot because...
    <wittybot>	[1][Fishin] all I can do is copy someone else's jokes : 2 votes by jenigmat,skittlez
    
    <wittybot>	The scar on my neck ...
    <wittybot>	[6][billymills] I argued with deck knight for 40 days and 40 nights, eventually when it seemed i would win, he cracked a bottle on my neck, that bastard  : 4 votes by jenigmat,Fishin,LightWolf,Pillowrath
    
    <wittybot>	pope says "I hate you.". You answer: ...
    <wittybot>	[9][Fishin] with a punch powered by the collective will of the protestants  : 3 votes by Stoo,Fishy,jenigmat429
    
    <wittybot>	Cheer up LF it's not the end of the...
    <wittybot>	[4][MEGATRON] arc, they are just using filler to let the manga get farther ahead  : 1 votes by Fishin
    <wittybot>	[5][Fishin] series. there will always be FANFICTION out there for you to read! : 3 votes by MEGATRON,Gadget,lessSADbilly
    <wittybot>	[6][keloggs] JINX YOU OWE ME A LAMBOURGEENI : 1 votes by Fishy
    
    <wittybot>	The world is going to end...
    <wittybot>	[1][Fishin] but cloud will still be away : 2 votes by Fishy,lessSADbilly
    <wittybot>	[2][Fishy] Psyche. Only yours is! I'm afraid you have a malignant brain tumor. : 2 votes by keloggs,MEGATRON
    <wittybot>	[4][lessSADbilly] PRESIDENT MR. DECK KNIGHT : 2 votes by Gadget,Fishin
    
    <wittybot>	In some places, you get paid for...
    <wittybot>	[5][MEGATRON] things that mexico will do for free  : 4 votes by Earthwormbot,Fishy,goborage,Fishin
    
    <wittybot>	At the end of the day, we're all...
    <wittybot>	[2][Raikage] tsundere lovers and anyone who says otherwise is the biggest liar ever (the bigness of which is bigger than pillowrath) : 2 votes by Chronicles,Fishin
    <wittybot>	[5][Fishin] assuming "end of the day" means at midnight, still in fluodome : 2 votes by Gadget,dbolt
    <wittybot>	[6][Chronicles] 1/365.25 of a year older : 3 votes by Earthwormbot,Pillowrath,MEGATRON
    <wittybot>	[8][Pillowrath] ddfan alts so its ok : 0 votes
    <wittybot>	[11][goborage] sleeping in our racecar beds : 2 votes by billymills,Fishy
    
    
    <wittybot>	Who stole the _____ from the _____?
    <wittybot>	[4][billymills] votes AL GORE DEMANDS TO KNOW : 5 votes by Fishin,Raikage,matamato,MEGATRON,Chronicles
    
    wittybot>	I walk into the room and the first thing that goes through my mind is...
    <wittybot>	[1][pookar] I wish I had pants. : 2 votes by Flounder,Raikage
    <wittybot>	[3][imperfectluck] what is IPL doing to that 14 year old girl : 3 votes by Rev,Fishin,Fishy
    <wittybot>	[5][Fishin] a bullet, shot by stalker imperfectluck who wanted my 14-year-old sister : 2 votes by imperfectluck,Hobo_Joe
    
    <wittybot>	If you go behind Mount Rushmoore, you will see...
    <wittybot>	[3][MEGATRON] shineys pot of gold : 1 votes by Hipmonlee
    <wittybot>	[4][Hobo_Joe] Lincon's true sexuality : 3 votes by Fishin,MEGATRON,billymills
    <wittybot>	[5][Flounder] lincoln has a tatoo of robert e. lee on the back of his head, they were actually gay lovers : 3 votes by Kannon,imperfectluck,Raikage
    
    <wittybot>	dad says "What is the meaning of life?". You answer: ...
    <wittybot>	[6][Flounder] to reproduce and see that the offspring makes it 
    into adulthood. So dad, your existence is, at this point, worthless. Thanks for all that you've done, but go kill yourself ASAP. : 4 votes by Kannon,Fishin,imperfectluck,Fishy
    <wittybot>	[7][Fishin] shouldn't you be asking your mother about these things? : 2 votes by Rev,MEGATRON
    
    <wittybot>	If I could ask keloggs any question, it would be...
    <wittybot>	[1][Fishin] how to succeed throughout high school and college : 2 votes by Flounder,keloggs
    <wittybot>	[4][Kannon] snap crackle pop rice krispies : 2 votes by MEGATRON,Rev
    <wittybot>	[7][Rev] stop pawns like dogs keloggs it turns ipl on : 4 votes by Fishin,Fishy,Kannon,Raikage
    
    <wittybot>	There I was, a beer in one hand and _____ in the other.
    <wittybot>	[11][Max] my ballot : 6 votes by Hipmonlee,Rev,Fishy,Raikage,MEGATRON,Fishin
    
    <wittybot>	Alternative lyrics: How much is that doggy in the window? The one with...
    <wittybot>	[3][Fishin] the knife in its mouth? Judging by the fact that it wields a weapon with as much proficiency as a human it's likely that it's a recruitable party member. : 5 votes by Kannon,Chronicles,WER,Fishy,Hipmonlee
    <wittybot>	[6][MEGATRON] fire breathing adamant behaviour : 1 votes by Jedil
    <wittybot>	[8][Jedil] I don't think you trust, in, my, self righteous suicune : 1 votes by MEGATRON
    <wittybot>	[9][Hipmonlee] the billion dollar inheritance : 1 votes by Fishin
    
    
    <wittybot>	Oh No! My _____ fell Off!
    <wittybot>	[4][MEGATRON] ability to attract hipmonlees vote : 3 votes by Hipmonlee,Fishy,Raikage
    <wittybot>	[7][Raikage] OKAZAKI WHY DID YOU TURN INTO A GIRL : 3 votes by Fishin,MEGATRON,Chronicles
    
    
    <wittybot>	I won't go, I won't sleep, I can't breath, until you're...
    <wittybot>	[1][Fishin] SUPER SPECIAL, that's why you are here with me~ : 2 votes by Chronicles,Raikage
    <wittybot>	[3][Hipmonlee] call an ambulance : 1 votes by WER
    <wittybot>	[5][MEGATRON] done strangling me : 2 votes by Fishin,billymills
    <wittybot>	[7][Kannon] going to stop dunking me under water : 2 votes by MEGATRON,Hipmonlee
    
    <wittybot>	I wish I was as obnoxious as Broolucks because...
    <wittybot>	[1][darkie] at least i'd be a smily on smogon :D : 1 votes by Chronicles
    <wittybot>	[6][imperfectluck] expect mafia when competitor comes out : 4 votes by Raikage,Hipmonlee,Fishin,Kannon
    
    
    <wittybot>	Children are nothing but...
    <wittybot>	[1][Kannon] ipl bait : 2 votes by darkie,imperfectluck
    <wittybot>	[2][WER] MISERABLE PILES OF SECRETS! : 2 votes by Fishy,Fishin
    <wittybot>	[5][Fishy] hand-me-downs : 1 votes by MEGATRON
    <wittybot>	[6][Fishin] reasons to use a condom : 4 votes by Kannon,Plus,WER,Hipmonlee
    <wittybot>	[7][MEGATRON] the seeds for a well laid alper reference : 1 votes by Chronicles
    <wittybot>	[11][darkie] sex toys (fishin doesn't want to admit he's a pedo) : 0 votes
    
    <wittybot>	Samuel L Jackson says "Did you do it?". You answer: ...
    <wittybot>	[2][matamato] I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING : 2 votes by WER,Jedil
    <wittybot>	[9][darkie] I AM FISHIN FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKING PIGEON : 3 votes by Fishin,Chronicles,Raikage
    
    <wittybot>	Due to overwhelming response...
    <wittybot>	[5][MEGATRON] sonar has been banned by save the whales : 2 votes by Fishin,Chronicles
    <wittybot>	[8][tennisace] the apathetics anonymous meeting was cancelled : 1 votes by Vampy34
    <wittybot>	[9][Fishin] we are now offering classes on how to earn a ladybug : 1 votes by Toothache
    
    <wittybot>	Playing scrabble is a lot like sex...
    <wittybot>	[1][MEGATRON] im doin it with cookie and junior AT THE SAME TIME : 3 votes by Fishin,Hobo_Joe,Flounder
    <wittybot>	[5][moi] You need more then one turn to spell out intercourse : 2 votes by Chronicles,MEGATRON
    
    <wittybot>	Look, it's _____! Shut off the lights and pretend we're not home!
    <wittybot>	[5][MEGATRON] AHHHHHHHHHH real mormons!!!!! : 2 votes by Fishin,Asma
    
    
    <wittybot>	When I grow up, I want to...
    <wittybot>	[2][Fishin] start ipling all of smogon's females : 3 votes by Flounder,Chronicles,Asma
    
    <wittybot>	I was arrested by the fashion police for...
    <wittybot>	[3][billymills] plotting murder. (they're real cops on fridays) : 3 votes by Fishin,MEGATRON,Hobo_Joe
    
    
    <wittybot>	I find Celia attractive because...
    <wittybot>	[5][Kumar] (s)he said (s)he swallows : 2 votes by Fishy,Fishin
    <wittybot>	[6][Fishin] she rolled a perfect 20 in Charisma, and is wearing a +5 armor of sexiness : 3 votes by moi,LonelyNess,Elevator_Music
    
    <wittybot>	I will be remembered for...
    <wittybot>	[7][Kumar] [18:42:55] <Mekkah> making sex with 3 mans [18:42:57] <Mekkah> how awesome is that [18:42:58] <Mekkah> oh fuck : 3 votes by LonelyNess,Flounder,billymills
    
    <wittybot>	I'll ... if you leave me your will.
    <wittybot>	[1][Kannon] kill you : 0 votes
    <wittybot>	[2][billymills] kill you : 0 votes
    <wittybot>	[3][moi] kill you : 0 votes
    <wittybot>	[4][LonelyNess] put out : 1 votes by Metric
    <wittybot>	[5][Flounder] kill fishy n1 : 1 votes by Kannon
    <wittybot>	[6][Elevator_Music] ?witty ?_? : 1 votes by LonelyNess
    <wittybot>	[7][Fishin] make your death painless : 0 votes
    <wittybot>	[8][Fishy] kill you : 1 votes by Kumar
    <wittybot>	But Fishy did not vote... no points for him :(
    <wittybot>	[9][chenn] kill you : 0 votes
    <wittybot>	[10][Kumar] merge #fluodome and #smogon : 2 votes by Fishin,chenn
    <wittybot>	[11][Metric] resurrect you : 4 votes by moi,Flounder,Elevator_Music,billymills
    
    <wittybot>	If you think that nobody cares if you are alive...
    <wittybot>	[2][Kumar] wait till they highlight you on irc : 3 votes by McGraw,Flounder,Toothache
    <wittybot>	[3][Kannon] (T)/F : 1 votes by Fishin
    <wittybot>	[8][McGraw] Jesus cares now donate bitch : 2 votes by thunda,chenn
    <wittybot>	[9][cookie] after a few days people will start complaining about why there are no bots on #fluodome : 1 votes by Kumar
    
    
    <wittybot>	The most ugly thing you have ever seen is...
    <wittybot>	[2][Kumar] mekkah naked (true story) : 1 votes by Shaky
    <wittybot>	[5][McGraw] probably linked to you by a 13 year old internet troll who thinks he is funny : 1 votes by cookie
    <wittybot>	[6][Jackal] [1] is prolly the name of a user notorious for his boyish good looks and masculine charm : 2 votes by Fishin,Kannon
    <wittybot>	[8][thunda] :-G look at his mouth it is deformed : 4 votes by LightWolf,McGraw,Jackal,billymills
    <wittybot>	[12][Fishin] wearing a badass mask so it's all good : 3 votes by Gormenghast,Kumar,thunda
    
    
    <wittybot>	The test of talent is how you play the game the first time, not...
    <wittybot>	[8][thunda] just go to gamefaqs and read a strategy guide that is talent : 3 votes by Toothache,Fishin,Flounder
    
    <wittybot>	If the Spice Girls were still around...
    <wittybot>	[6][Fishin] they would probably slightly less "spicy" as to not offend any religious/minority groups : 2 votes by Jackal,Kumar
    <wittybot>	[7][Jackal] if you wanna be my lover youve got to understand my boobs are made of rubber i used to be a mannnn : 2 votes by thunda,Fishin
    
    
    <wittybot>	The most dangerous thing for a penguin is...
    <wittybot>	[12][cookie] a thighmaster and a pickle : 5 votes by Flounder,thunda,Kumar,Jackal,Kannon
    
    <wittybot>	Look ma! No _____!
    <wittybot>	[7][goborage] pa :( : 4 votes by Az,Fishin,Flounder,Fishy
    
    <wittybot>	When I need to kill some time...
    <wittybot>	[2][cookie] pack chrono-bullets : 3 votes by Flounder,chenn,Fishin
    <wittybot>	[7][Fishin] queen_ino = time : 2 votes by Fishy,cookie
    
    <wittybot>	In Soviet Russia...
    <wittybot>	[2][pookar] fludome leaves pookar : 4 votes by chenn,Fishin,Kannon,Fishy
    
    <wittybot>	On the days when I'm feeling a little frisky...
    <wittybot>	[4][keloggs] i wear my knee socks and run around my house naked and hop in the shower with my socks still on : 3 votes by pookar,Fishin,Fishy
    
    <wittybot>	If I had a hundred dollars ...
    <wittybot>	[3][Fishin] i would buy myself a guido and wage war on organized religion : 2 votes by cookie,billymills
    <wittybot>	[5][Fishy] I'd pay to see pookar run around in knee-socks. : 2 votes by pookar,Fishin
    
    
    <wittybot>	My boyfriend likes...
    <wittybot>	[1][Vampy34] DARKIE : 2 votes by billymills,pookar
    <wittybot>	But Vampy34 did not vote... no points for him :(
    <wittybot>	[2][pookar] to put his ear in my ass : 2 votes by GigaPunch,goborage
    <wittybot>	[4][goborage] to say I love you after sex. What a homo. : 1 votes by Fishy
    <wittybot>	[6][keloggs] little boys with supple little bodies. good thing i dumped his ass and have since then set my standards higher(class 3 hot bitches) : 1 votes by Fishin
    
    <wittybot>	A dog is for... not just for Christmas.
    <wittybot>	[6][chenn] a weapon used to shit on your enemy's lawn in the dead of night : 4 votes by Fishin,goborage,billymills,Fishy
    
    <wittybot>	... is way too hard
    <Fishin>	no penis jokes
    <wittybot>	[6][goborage] erect clittoris...didn't see that coming : 4 votes by Fishin,chenn,pookar,Fishy
    
    
    <wittybot>	Rejected Witticisms prompts:...
    <wittybot>	[9][darkie] [10:13:31] <+Fishin> let's do it, darkie [10:13:32] <+darkie> and i came : 3 votes by Fishin,Earthworm,billymills
    
    
    <wittybot>	Blair says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING". You answer: ...
    <wittybot>	[6][goborage] shhh... we're in a library. : 5 votes by darkie,Fishin,skittles,chenn,LonelyNess
    
    <WittyWonka>	I saw _____ with a sign saying: Will Work for food.
    <WittyWonka>	[5][MEGATRON] sarah 'nalin' palin : 2 votes by Fishin,darkie
    
    <WittyWonka>	If I ever meet Teifu in real life, I would...
    <WittyWonka>	[1][matamato] now i'm not gay, but i'd certainly consider it : 4 votes by Toothache,goborage,Fishin,darkie
    
    <WittyWonka>	The truth is out there...
    <WittyWonka>	[4][Toothache] I saw it in The ButtseX-Files : 2 votes by LonelyNess,Fishin
    <WittyWonka>	[5][LonelyNess] :Tangerine is actually a guy. : 1 votes by Toothache
    <WittyWonka>	[6][Fishy] just ask thunda. : 1 votes by MEGATRON
    <WittyWonka>	But Fishy did not vote... no points for him :(
    <WittyWonka>	[7][Fishin] about Fishy's gender...and Wittybot knows the answer! : 2 votes by goborage,darkie
    
    <WittyWonka>	wife says "Who the fuck are you?". You answer: ...
    <WittyWonka>	[6][MEGATRON] holy shit a talking kitchen : 6 votes by Toothache,Fishin,matamato,LonelyNess,goborage,Jedil
    
    <WittyWonka>	As a token of our appreciation we would like to present you with this...
    <WittyWonka>	[4][MEGATRON] here is a smile :) : 3 votes by LonelyNess,Fishin,skittles
    
    <WittyWonka>	These could be the best days of our lives, if only...
    <WittyWonka>	[4][MEGATRON] that link to enlightenment wasnt a rickroll : 2 votes by goborage,Fishin
    
    <WittyWonka>	Flavored milk is best used...
    <WittyWonka>	[7][Broolucks] before 11/14/08... hurry up!! : 2 votes by Fishin,Fishy
    
    <wittybot>	Note to self: ...
    <wittybot>	[6][Fishin] writing notes is a useful technique for reminders and such. Try it out! : 2 votes by Kumar,goborage
    
    <wittybot>	Baaa, baaa, xxsadstar, have you any ______?
    <wittybot>	[1][cookie] yyhappystars? : 2 votes by darkie,Fishin
    
    <wittybot>	One time I saw ... at the mall!!
    <wittybot>	[4][cookie] 2 for 1 petrol : 1 votes by Flounder
    <wittybot>	[5][goborage] capitalist pigs : 3 votes by Fishin,Jedil,cookie
    
    <wittybot>	Cant sleep, clowns will...
    <wittybot>	[1][Fishin] inspect and get you lynched d1 : 2 votes by Mr378,LightWolfy
    
    <wittybot>	I used to ... for a living.
    <wittybot>	[2][Fishin] be an actual mafia member, it was a hell of a lot easier than playing these games : 2 votes by cookie,billymills
    <wittybot>	[3][cookie] teach thunda stuff : 2 votes by Fishin,goborage
    
    <wittybot>	Pillows should have a warning on them...
    <wittybot>	[4][Fishin] WARNING: soft and fluffy : 3 votes by LonelyNess,matamato,Fishy
    
    <wittybot>	wife says "can I join you?"  You answer...
    <wittybot>	[3][goborage] Can't you read? No girls allowed in my fort! : 2 votes by Fishin,LonelyNess
    
    <wittybot>	When I told my parents I was gay, they...
    <wittybot>	[5][goborage] voted no : 1 votes by LonelyNess
    
    <wittybot>	The _____ has few natural enemies, but _____...
    <wittybot>	[2][Fishin] Max, but when someone sneaks up behind him and undoes his pajama flap...ooh! : 2 votes by LonelyNess,Fishy
    
    <wittybot>	If I had a vagina ...
    <wittybot>	[1][Kumar] id be a hot lesbian : 3 votes by LonelyNess,Fishin,goborage
    <wittybot>	[6][goborage] I'd invert it and succeed in the real world : 2 votes by Kumar,bam
    
    <wittybot>	I went with ... to the prom.
    <wittybot>	[2][goborage] my gameboy :( : 2 votes by Fishin,Fishy
    
    <wittybot>	Alternative lyrics: So tonight I'm gonna party like it's...
    <wittybot>	[2][Kumar] kumar's birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : 4 votes by Fishin,bam,Fishy,goborage
    
    <wittybot>	When I'm feeling depressed I...
    <wittybot>	[1][Fishy] come to IRC to start drama. : 1 votes by Fishin
    <wittybot>	[3][goborage] lactate : 2 votes by LonelyNess,bam
    
    <wittybot>	I will change the world some day by...
    <wittybot>	[5][goborage] recycling :) : 4 votes by Fishin,LonelyNess,Fishy,bam
    
    <wittybot>	If the Spice Girls were still around...
    <wittybot>	[2][Fishy] I would make one of them dirty spice. ;] : 1 votes by goborage
    <wittybot>	[3][goborage] they'd be spice geriatrics OHOHOH : 2 votes by Fishin,LonelyNess
    
    <wittybot>	I have the best ... in the world
    <wittybot>	[3][Fishy] knitting patterns : 2 votes by goborage,Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I ever meet someone in real life, I would...
    <LEGO>	[4] steal their lunch money and cover my tracks with Stealth Rock | Fishin | 3 votes (Raikage, Brain, MEGATRON)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Tentative title for MEGATRON's biography...
    <LEGO>	[5] optimus prime was no friend of mine | Brain | 2 votes (Lord_Gloom, Fishin)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: My favourite time of day is...
    <LEGO>	[5] Lunch Disco Stu | Raikage | 2 votes (Fishin, Lord_Gloom)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: FIGHT! A maroon molecular-morphing monocle vs. Strong Jesus
    <LEGO>	[4] STRONG jesus crushes the monocle in his fist and finishes with HolyDrgSwrd. Strong Jesus wins. | Fishin | 2 votes (Raikage, Lord_Gloom)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Losing needles is no big deal...
    <LEGO>	[2] but not losing dweedle :`( | Raikage | 3 votes (Fishin, Lord_Gloom, MEGATRON)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Note to self: ...
    <LEGO>	[5] aunt jessica is your AUNT | MEGATRON | 3 votes (Fishin, Raikage, Lord_Gloom)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: The person I'd like to kick most is...
    <LEGO>	[1] natalie, but it wouldn't be so much a kick as it would be an elaborate foot-groping session | Fishin | 1 vote (Lord_Gloom)
    LEGO>	[3] * MEGATRON has kicked TTS (where have you been all of my life) | MEGATRON | 2 votes (Fishin, Earthworm)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <cloud[away]> prove it | <cloud[away]> prove it | <cloud[away]> prove it
    <LEGO>	[4] cloud looks in a mirror; he is stunned by the fact that he truly is brown! | Lord_Gloom | 2 votes (Broolucks, Hipmonlee)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I could ask imperfectluck any question, it would be...
    <LEGO>	[1] how many licks to the center of a...... maybe this one isnt for ipl | MEGATRON | 3 votes (Fishin, Hipmonlee, Lord_Gloom)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: ... is still alive in Uganda
    <LEGO>	[2] ddfan alt #37 | Fishin | 3 votes (Jedil, Hipmonlee, Lord_Gloom)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the previous line: <@Brain> I'll protect you if you suck my cock
    LEGO>	[5] Fishin my role in this mafia game is rikku | 4 votes (goborage, LonelyNess, Bass, chenn)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I failed to make the chess team because...
    <LEGO>	[2] LonelyNess I'm such a rook | 2 votes (Fishin, Hipmonlee)
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin my chest wasn't hairy enough | 1 vote (Bass)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: What is the context? <+DoomMullet> thank you, kind sir
    <LEGO>	[7] Hipmonlee hipmonlee sets mode +v doommullet | 3 votes (goborage, Bass, LonelyNess)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: My darkest secret is...
    <LEGO>	[5] Fishin it's like a shadow, hiding in the darkness, and there isn't much information about it, except that it involves a boy | 1 vote (Hipmonlee)
    <LEGO>	[6] WER my milkshake doesn't actually bring ANY boys to the yard. | 2 votes (thunda, bam)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <DoomMullet> it was AWESOME
    <LEGO>	[1] goborage DID YOU SEE HOW MANY PROMPTS I WAS IN LAST NIGHT? | No votes.
    <LEGO>	[2] keloggs my girl came over and well i dont think i gotta tell you what happened next (we played monopoly and talked to people over facebook) | 1 vote (LonelyNess)
    <LEGO>	[4] LonelyNess <DoomMullet> My city had its anual Kitten Calender Convention | 3 votes (goborage, Brain, bam)
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I wanna go on a trip to ...
    <LEGO>	[4] goborage +2 LEGOLAND | Votes: Somebody, Brain
    <LEGO>	[5] Fishin +3 japan so i can buy some morally questionable comic books | Votes: goborage, Hipmonlee, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[7] Hipmonlee +1 a full house | Votes: Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I ever meet Somebody in real life, I would...
    <LEGO>	[1] MEGATRON +2 find out his secret identity | Votes: Fishin, chenn
    <LEGO>	[2] Somebody +1 that would be great... wait... who? | Votes: goborage
    <LEGO>	[5] goborage +2 hey I saw this prompt about you | Votes: Hipmonlee, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[6] Fishin +1 probably mistake him for a cooler smogon user and make him feel unwanted | Votes: Somebody
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: My girlfriend likes...
    <LEGO>	[2] goborage +1 her boyfriend :) | Votes: Hipmonlee
    <LEGO>	[4] evan +2 big butts and she cannot lie | Votes: Somebody, chenn
    <LEGO>	[6] Hipmonlee +1 references to earlier prompts | Votes: goborage
    <LEGO>	[7] chenn +3 the chess club | Votes: Fishin, MEGATRON, evan
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: The key to happiness is...
    <LEGO>	[1] evan +3 engage the clitoris | Votes: goborage, Fishin, LonelyNess
    <LEGO>	[3] goborage +2 made of lindt chocolate | Votes: Hipmonlee, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[4] Hipmonlee +1 I accidentally locked it in the car of happiness, triple a are working on it | Votes: evan
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I was not lagged this much...
    <LEGO>	[6] thunda +2 my submittla would have been #1 or #2 but look at me fucking #6,1 | Votes: Fishin, Somebody
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the previous line: <cloud[away]> im serious im an erelationship and ill cut oyu
    <LEGO>	[1] evan +1 <cloud[away]> don't talk about my sister like that | Votes: Hipmonlee
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishin +1 go to www.indiandating.com | Votes: goborage
    <LEGO>	[3] MEGATRON +1 <chaos> im grapes | Votes: evan
    <LEGO>	[5] LonelyNess +1 <jumpluff> I hate cloud's utter disregard for grammar. | Votes: MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[7] goborage +2 Cloud, can you make an illegible sentence for me? | Votes: Fishin, thunda
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Everyone has a price, even...
    <LEGO>	[2] MEGATRON +1 jedil for example who is worthless | Votes: Fishin
    <LEGO>	[3] evan +2 MasterCard | Votes: Somebody, thunda
    <LEGO>	[7] Hipmonlee +1 me, but they are so low you will think im crrrrrrrrrrrrrazy | Votes: goborage
    <LEGO>	[8] goborage +2 The Monopoly Man | Votes: Hipmonlee, evan
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I dumped my last girlfriend because...
    <LEGO>	[1] evan +3 she wasn't recyclable! | Votes: Fishin, MEGATRON, thunda
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: You know it's "that time of the month again" when your mother ...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +1 starts growing fur and howling | Votes: chenn
    <LEGO>	[2] chenn +1 refuses to cook and clean | Votes: LonelyNess
    <LEGO>	[3] LonelyNess +1 starts making your father wear pads instead of condoms. | Votes: Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: What's the best use for a bucket of whale sperm?
    <LEGO>	[2] goborage +2 Impregnating sperm whales | Votes: Fishin, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[3] MEGATRON +1 breaking celebi's celibacy | Votes: goborage
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <Sanders> it bonked some kid on the head
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +1 ironically, his name was bonkers | Votes: LonelyNess
    <LEGO>	[2] goborage +2 It just burst out of my pants by accident I swear | Votes: Fishin, Floppy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I will be famous someday for...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +2 outlagging sonuis in brawl | Votes: LonelyNess, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[2] LonelyNess +1 writing a huge essay about something that no one cares about, but everyone thinks I'm smart for writing. | Votes: goborage
    <LEGO>	[3] Floppy +1 anus. they'll call me famous anus one day hmm | Votes: Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: What is the context? <ToP> okay guys i need your help
    <LEGO>	[6] goborage +3 What does my name stand for? | Votes: Fishin, Floppy, matamato
    
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: The person I'd like to fuck most is...
    <LEGO>	[2] MEGATRON +1 werewolf jessica alba, go out with style. | Votes: goborage
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Honesty is the best policy, except when...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +3 progressive insurance offers you something better | Votes: goborage, Lesm46, chenn
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: When I go to bed, I think of...
    <LEGO>	[6] Fishy +4 all the children in africa that have to sleep on rocks while I stretch luxuriousoly on my king sized bed. | Votes: goborage, Fishin, Bass, chenn
    <LEGO>	[7] goborage +1 sheep. Hot, sweaty sheep. | Votes: Lesm46
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I wrote a song for SKiTTles ...
    <LEGO>	[1] darkie +3 but i listened it :3 | Votes: Fishin, Somebody, Fishy
    <LEGO>	[4] goborage +2 Taste The Rainbow... | Votes: SKiTTles, chenn
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: What is the context? <zerowing> theres tons of horses around me sadly
    <LEGO>	[3] Fishy +4 by horses he means "men of stallion caliber" sadly, he is heterosexual. | Votes: Fishin, Somebody, Bass, Hipmonlee
    <LEGO>	[6] Somebody +3 The context is that sadly, there are tons of horses around zerowing. | Votes: goborage, Fishy, darkie
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I had needles...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +2 I'd kick Snake Man's ass | Votes: Somebody, Bass
    <LEGO>	[5] Somebody i wud *poke* u XD o_o~ | No votes.
    <LEGO>	[8] goborage +1 I'd share them with the homeless | Votes: Hipmonlee
    <LEGO>	[9] SKiTTles +3 I would throw it in a hay stake | Votes: Fishin, Fishy, chenn
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I have been contemplating suicide recently because...
    <LEGO>	[5] Somebody +1 someone on the internet called me gay | Votes: DDAngelo
    <LEGO>	[7] Broolucks +3 virgins are waiting for me in heaven | Votes: Fishin, Bass, Hipmonlee
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Germany's national meal:
    <LEGO>	[4] Hipmonlee +4 when I make it, they call it bratbest | Votes: goborage, Fishin, Venom, darkie
    <LEGO>	[5] chenn +1 AHH, Wikipedia doesn't tell me what it is | Votes: Broolucks
    <LEGO>	[6] Bass +1 Liberty Cabbage | Votes: Hipmonlee
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <Sanders> what a nerd
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishy +3 <Sanders> I mean his Gyrados isn't even jolly wtf | Votes: goborage, darkie, Bass
    <LEGO>	[2] darkie +1 <@Fishin> MEGATRON
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: For dont became like chenn ...
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishy +6 who let thunda submit a prompt? | Votes: goborage, Fishin, Broolucks, Outlaw, Raikage, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +1 I bet he's not even voiced in #warau,1 | Votes: Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <ToP> okay guys i need your help
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +2 I'm spinning round and round and round | Votes: goborage, Broolucks
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishy +1 <McGraw> oh, "help" | Votes: Fishin
    <LEGO>	[5] Broolucks +2 <ToP> do you think santa can fit a pony through the chimney? | Votes: Outlaw, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <DoomMullet> I ended up screwing chicks in mine
    <LEGO>	[7] Broolucks +5 <DoomMullet> well I think they were chicks | Votes: goborage, Fishin, Outlaw, MEGATRON, chenn
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Kumar looks like he could...
    <LEGO>	[1] Kumar +2 eat a cow | Votes: Fishin, Stoo
    <LEGO>	[2] Stoo +2 have an unfair advantage playing hide and seek in the dark | Votes: goborage, Scrubs
    <LEGO>	[3] Fishin +2 give Fishy the time of her life | Votes: Kumar, LightWolf
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I will change the world some day by...
    <LEGO>	[7] thunda +3 i will supply every man woman and child with a scoped crowbar | Votes: Alper, Kumar, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: What is the context? <CaptKirby> then I ask 'well can I do it with you'
    <LEGO>	[2] Alper +2 captkirby being cooperative? trick question, that's a fake log | Votes: thunda, Fishin
    <LEGO>	[5] thunda +3 'it' is writing a new dictionary for faggots only | Votes: Alper, Jedil, dak
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: When I'm feeling depressed I...
    <LEGO>	[7] thunda +2 remember fishin cuts his apples before he eats them xD | Votes: Fishin, dak
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Losing two dicks is no big deal...
    <LEGO>	[5] Fishin +2 the world is better off without cheney and evan anyways | Votes: Jedil, Alper
    <LEGO>	[6] thunda +2 i install tracking devices on my dicks so i know where they are at all times | Votes: Fishin, dak
    <LEGO>	[8] LightWolf +3 that guy in the alley sells them | Votes: Kumar, Stoo, thunda
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Some things should be left unsaid, like...
    <LEGO>	[5] Alper +4 <+thunda> what could go wrong if i combined a particle accelerator with a scope | Votes: LightWolf, dak, Stoo, cookie
    <LEGO>	[6] thunda +1 my crowbar doesnt have a scope | Votes: goborage
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: ... is still alive in Russia
    <LEGO>	[1] dak +2 indiana jones | Votes: Kumar, cookie
    <LEGO>	[4] Kumar +2 the same guy that was alive in uganda has now moved to russia cuz he likes the vodka and the unibrowed women | Votes: goborage, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: There's no place like...
    <LEGO>	[1] Stoo +2 a dome | Votes: goborage, Kumar
    <LEGO>	[5] goborage +2 Home Hardware for the best bargains! | Votes: Stoo, Scrubs
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Men are better at... than women.
    <LEGO>	[3] Mekkah +4 rating blowjobs | Votes: goborage, Fishin, Kumar, Scrubs
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <@Brain> I just realized | <@Brain> I'm inspector gadget's dog
    <LEGO>	[1] Alper +1 <Brain> don't hate our kind, dogs are magnificient animals | Votes: dak
    <LEGO>	[3] dak +1 <@Brain> woof | Votes: goborage
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +3 You win if Inspector Gadget gives you the Bone by the end of the game. | Votes: Alper, Stoo, Mekkah
    <LEGO>	[5] Stoo +2 <@Brain> go go gadget mafia! | Votes: LightWolf, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <@CFickle> i'm pretty sure you're wrong
    <LEGO>	[1] MEGATRON +1 no im pretty sure chocolate rain is a black guy | Votes: goborage
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishin +1 <CFickle> i asked the GM if we were allowed to include Mewtwo in the RP and he said no | Votes: MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[3] goborage +1 That's not an adam's apple, she's just sucking on a candy | Votes: Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: The scar on my left cheek ...
    <LEGO>	[2] MEGATRON +2 can be toggled off by going to face -> facial hair and choosing a new style, i am a fan of soul patch | Votes: goborage, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <+Glalie> you guys are MEAN
    <LEGO>	[1] MEGATRON +1 * Charizard used Fire Blast | Votes: Fishin
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishin +2 even meaner than the people in Mean Girls :( | Votes: goborage, Fishy
    <LEGO>	[3] goborage +1 <+Glalie> I've never been sworn at on the internet before | Votes: MEGATRON
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: One day, I will look back on my life and...
    <LEGO>	[1] MEGATRON +2 push x to respawn | Votes: Fishin, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: God only exists...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +2 to rain thunda on people | Votes: Fishy, billymills
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Blondes are better because...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishy +1 the semen blends in with their hair the best. | Votes: goborage
    <LEGO>	[2] Brain they're easier to spot when they get lost in the dark | No votes.
    <LEGO>	[4] zerowing +2 no means touch the thighs and ask again in 5 minutes | Votes: Fishin, Brain
    <LEGO>	[7] Fishin +2 their hair reflects a greater degree of light and brightens everyone's day! | Votes: zerowing, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I would love to destroy Lesm46...
    <LEGO>	[5] Fishin +2 he is a voiced user and therefore lowering the average quality of voiced users and making us all look bad | Votes: bbbbballin, zerowing
    <LEGO>	[6] goborage +3 to make an example of what happens to users who use numbers and letters in their username | Votes: Fishin, Brain, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: For my birthday, Fishin gave me...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishy +3 the key to his heart. | Votes: goborage, bbbbballin, Brain
    <LEGO>	[5] Brain +2 FISH, FISH, FISH and MORE FISH and then I trout slapped him | Votes: Fishin, Lesm46
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: You know that you are going crazy when ...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +2 your prices are lower than those of wal-mart | Votes: Brain, Fishy
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishy +1 THE ELLIPSES GO ON FOREVER AHHHHH | Votes: bbbbballin
    <LEGO>	[4] bbbbballin +1 you have schintzofrenia and you dont belive | Votes: Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: When my parents found out I had been kidnapped, they...
    <LEGO>	[1] evan told me to wake up it's time for dinner | No votes.
    <LEGO>	[2] goborage +2 sent a polite but firm letter to my kidnappers | Votes: Fishin, Brain
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +2 decided to theme a mafia game around the story | Votes: evan, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Today I'm going to try something new, it's called...
    <LEGO>	[2] goborage +2 monogamy. | Votes: Brain, bbbbballin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: All work and no play makes Fishy a...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishy +2 appropriate housewife. | Votes: goborage, evan
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I'd like to visit Russia...
    <LEGO>	[2] evan +3 that way i could watch sarah palin take showers | Votes: goborage, Brain, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: One day, I will look back on my life and...
    <LEGO>	[4] Brain +2 INCOMING PIZZA TRUCK FFFFFFFFFUUCK | Votes: goborage, evan
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <Asuka> "I never use pubic phones"
    <LEGO>	[4] bbbbballin +2 the reception is a bit hairy | Votes: goborage, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: All work and no play makes goborage a...
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishin +1 goboRAGE | Votes: goborage
    <LEGO>	[3] bbbbballin +2 productive member of society. | Votes: Fishin, Pillowrath
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I'd like to visit Spain...
    <LEGO>	[7] goborage +3 after I visit the important countries | Votes: Fishin, billymills, bbbbballin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I could ask my father any question, it would be...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +2 how do i shot web | Votes: goborage, Jedil
    <LEGO>	[6] goborage +2 Where's the beef? | Votes: billymills, bbbbballin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I heard that MEGATRON has...
    <LEGO>	[4] bbbbballin +3 all the energons OH NO! | Votes: goborage, Fishin, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[5] Fishin +2 a myspace, think i can get in his top 8? | Votes: Jedil, Sonuis
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: One time I saw ... at the mall!!
    <LEGO>	[1] Jedil +1 a girl | Votes: MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishin +2 a good samaritan. it was a pretty weird experience overall | Votes: goborage, Jedil
    <LEGO>	[3] MEGATRON +1 britney spears | Votes: bbbbballin
    <LEGO>	[4] goborage +1 people filling the voids in their lives with material goods | Votes: Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I like romantic dinners, sunsets, long walks on the beach and...
    <LEGO>	[6] Fishin +3 romantic breakfasts, sunrises, and long walks in the mountains | Votes: goborage, Carl, bbbbballin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I'm not gullible, I just...
    <LEGO>	[1] Toothache +3 gullible was removed from the dictionary, didnt you know? | Votes: goborage, Fishin, evan
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I like men because...
    <LEGO>	[3] Toothache +2 Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to fetch poor Rover a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own! | Votes: Fishin, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Canada's national meal:
    <LEGO>	[4] goborage +3 America's leftovers | Votes: bbbbballin, evan, Carl
    <LEGO>	[7] bbbbballin +3 snow covered in maple syrup covered in snow | Votes: goborage, Fishin, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I'd like to visit Canada...
    <LEGO>	[4] goborage +2 and see what all the fuss is aboot | Votes: Fishin, evan
    <LEGO>	[5] Fishin +1 and kidnap all the good canadian users so the country can be nuked off the earth safely | Votes: goborage
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Children are nothing but...
    <LEGO>	[5] goborage +2 tax credits | Votes: Fishin, evan
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: What is the context? <DoomMullet> DICK
    <LEGO>	[1] bbbbballin +3 other names for richard | Votes: Fishin, Brain, Sonuis
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +1 the context could be anything really | Votes: bbbbballin
    <LEGO>	[6] evan +2 What is... something that goes in your mouth? | Votes: goborage, Toothache
    <LEGO>	[8] goborage +2 <Alex> This is the sexual organ of the human male | Votes: evan, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: evan hasn't been the same since...
    <LEGO>	[6] Fishy +4 <norulz> evan do you make your gf wear the pill? | Votes: Fishin, bbbbballin, evan, Sonuis
    <LEGO>	[7] bbbbballin +2 evan is nave backwards. conspiracy? I think not. | Votes: Carl, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Uganda's national meal:
    <LEGO>	[10] Hipmonlee +4 ugandans are known to get a little curried away at times | Votes: Fishin, Brain, evan, Carl
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Brunettes are better because...
    <LEGO>	[3] Hipmonlee because the alternative is brunos | Votes: bbbbballin, Toothache
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Hey buddy, why are you so ecstatic?
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishin +2 My bust-a-hulk-in-her-cooter class is tonight! | Votes: PikaPete, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Today I'm going to try something new, it's called...
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +2 UNBUTTERED toast! (though I am using a butter substitute) | Votes: Mr378, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: These could be the best days of our lives, if only...
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +2 the other days of our lives were a whole lot worse | Votes: PikaPete, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I had a third nipple...
    <LEGO>	[1] PikaPete +2 what do you mean, if? | Votes: Fishin, lum345gh
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: You know you are loved when...
    <LEGO>	[1] PikaPete +2 you no longer have to pay for sex | Votes: Fishin, Billymills

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    <lego>	Prompt: I wrote a song for Floppy ...
    <lego>	[1] MEGATRON +3 do your ears hang low, do they topple to and frow | Votes: bbbbballin, goborage, zerowing
    
    <lego>	Prompt: You know you need glasses when...
    <lego>	[1] Fishin +2 THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING | Votes: goborage, MEGATRON
    
    <lego>	Prompt: If I was not lagged this much...
    <lego>	[3] Fishin +1 this submission was for the last prompt aaa | Votes: goborage
    <lego>	[4] MEGATRON +2 MADE IT | Votes: bbbbballin, Fishin
    
    <lego>	Prompt: All work and no play makes someone a...
    <lego>	[1] Fishin +3 Somebody | Votes: goborage, bbbbballin, MEGATRON
    <lego>	[3] MEGATRON +1 GIANT METAL ROBOT FOCUSED ON UNIVERSAL DOMINATION | Votes: Fishin
    
    <lego>	Prompt: Rejected slogans for FOX News:
    <lego>	[2] bbbbballin +4 When it's Faux, you know it's Fox | Votes: Fishin, goborage, Jedil, Floppy
    
    <lego>	Prompt: I'll ... if you leave me your will.
    <lego>	[3] Vincent +1 cash in and spend it at a karaoke bar | Votes: MEGATRON
    <lego>	[4] goborage +1 love you lots | Votes: Floppy
    <lego>	[6] Fishin +3 seal you in the temple of time! | Votes: goborage, Hipmonlee, Vincent
    
    <lego>	Prompt: School is awesome! ...
    <lego>	[5] Hipmonlee +2 at least that's what I tell my dad. But he will never find out I have quit even if I post about it on this forum he reads. | Votes: Broolucks, Vincent
    <lego>	[6] MEGATRON +2 lego you nerd. | Votes: goborage, Fishin
    <lego>	[7] Broolucks +2 I'm still too cool for it | Votes: Hipmonlee, MEGATRON
    
    <lego>	Prompt: Let's play...
    <lego>	[6] goborage +3 Strip Battleship | Votes: Fishin, Vincent, Hipmonlee
    
    <lego>	Prompt: I would love to meet Fishin...
    <lego>	[4] goborage +3 Silly Lego, you can't meet a verb | Votes: Fishin, Vincent, Hipmonlee
    
    <lego>	Prompt: When I'm feeling happy I...
    <lego>	[2] Floppy +1 rub my face in vag | Votes: StrangerDanger
    <lego>	[3] goborage +2 erect my nipples | Votes: Fishin, Floppy
    <lego>	[4] Fishin +3 proclaim my feelings in #smogon
    
    <lego>	Prompt: Honesty is the best policy, except when...
    <lego>	[2] Obi +1 asked: "Do these pants make me look fat?" | Votes: Fishin
    <lego>	[4] Vincent +1 your gf is puke ugly and you want to keep a good internet rep | Votes: Hipmonlee
    <lego>	[5] StrangerDanger +3 running for office | Votes: goborage, Obi, Vincent
    
    <lego>	Prompt: All work and no play makes Fishin a...
    <lego>	[1] Vincent +1 sport according to espn 2! | Votes: goborage
    <lego>	[2] Fishin +1 guy that gets featured in a lot of prompts | Votes: Obi
    <lego>	[3] Hipmonlee +1 we are being beaten at witty by a dull boy | Votes: Fishin
    <lego>	[4] Obi +1 person still unable to afford a new house | Votes: Hipmonlee
    <lego>	[5] goborage +1 pro angler | Votes: Vincent
    
    <lego>	Prompt: My favorite food is...
    <lego>	[1] Obi +1 POWER THIRST | Votes: Fishin
    <lego>	[2] Fishin +2 sliced apples :) | Votes: Hipmonlee, Obi
    
    <lego>	Prompt: I predict that in 100 years time...
    <lego>	[2] Obi +4 Roy will just be graduating from high school | Votes: Fishin, Jedil, MEGATRON, Hipmonlee
    <lego>	[4] Hipmonlee +1 we will remember this submittal. Try and prove this wrong | Votes: Obi
    
    <lego>	Prompt: For my birthday, MEGATRON gave me...
    <lego>	[1] goborage +1 GIFT | Votes: Fishin
    <lego>	[3] MEGATRON +1 nothing, the canadian dollar is DEAD | Votes: goborage
    <lego>	[4] Obi +3 a vote for 4 | Votes: Hipmonlee, matamato, MEGATRON
    <lego>	[5] Fishin +1 some legos | Votes: Obi
    
    <lego>	Prompt: Write the previous line: <@Brain> needless to say, that was a troubling thought
    <lego>	[1] Tangerine <@Brain> I had this vision where I wasn't awesome. | Votes: goborage, MEGATRON
    <lego>	[2] thunda +1 <@Brain> i think i could be in trouble | Votes: Obi
    <lego>	[4] Obi +1 <@Jason> I'm having a thought that I find troubling | Votes: Fishin
    <lego>	[6] Fishin +1 <@Brain> I thought about what would happen if $1000 was stolen from my bank account every day I delayed on mafia | Votes: thunda
    <lego>	[7] goborage +1 <@Brain> What if there were a female me? | Votes: matamato
    
    <lego>	Prompt: Communism is best because...
    <lego>	[2] thunda +1 dont you get so mad when you are at mcdonalds and one guy has more chips than you if mcdonalds was communist wed all get the same | Votes: Obi
    <lego>	[3] Fishin +1 <every single #fluodome user> N1 - Assault CaptKirby | Votes: thunda
    <lego>	[4] MEGATRON +1 my school can only afford russian textbooks | Votes: goborage
    <lego>	[6] goborage +3 sharing is important | Votes: Fishin, matamato, MEGATRON
    
    <lego>	Prompt: I'd like to visit Canada...
    <lego>	[1] MEGATRON +2 but MEGATRON is blocking the path, so I am on a quest for the energon-flute | Votes: Fishin, Fishy
    <lego>	[5] thunda +1 i will throw rubbish in MEGATRON's bin | Votes: MEGATRON
    <lego>	[7] matamato +2 and steal prescription drugs | Votes: goborage, thunda
    
    <lego>	Prompt: I failed to make the cricket team because...
    <lego>	[2] MEGATRON +1 <indianLEGO> prompt accepted | Votes: thunda
    <lego>	[5] thunda +2 not indian or gay enough | Votes: goborage, Fishin
    
    <lego>	Prompt: For Christmas I'm getting...
    <lego>	[3] MEGATRON +2 obligation chocolates :( | Votes: Fishin, Obi
    
    <lego>	Prompt: If I ever meet thunda in real life, I would...
    <lego>	[1] Obi +2 force feed him apple slices | Votes: Fishin, thunda
    <lego>	[4] goborage +1 buy rod and defeat him | Votes: MEGATRON
    <lego>	[5] MEGATRON +2 toss all my rubbish into his bin | Votes: goborage, matamato
    
    <lego>	Prompt: I heard that Fishin has...
    <lego>	[4] thunda +3 run out of bait | Votes: goborage, Fishin, Obi
    <lego>	[5] Fishin +2 2 manliness points less than the average #fluodome user | Votes: MEGATRON, thunda
    
    <lego>	Prompt: Everyone has a price, even...
    <lego>	[4] Obi +1 the average American (comeback time!) | Votes: thunda
    <lego>	[5] thunda +3 the un-buyable man | Votes: goborage, Fishin, Fishy
    
    <lego>	Prompt: I wrote a song for Fishin ...
    <lego>	[2] thunda +1 its not a very good song | Votes: Fishin
    <lego>	[3] Fishin +2 about how to play POWER WITTY | Votes: goborage, matamato
    <lego>	[5] goborage +2 Rap: Fishin for Bitches | Votes: thunda, Obi
    
    <lego>	Prompt: Write the previous line: <Sanders> his hand strayed to my knee and i slapped him and said not on the first date
    <lego>	[2] thunda +1 <Sanders> in his hand was a knife i think he was about to stab me | Votes: Fishin
    <lego>	[3] Fishin +1 no touching my limited edition Halo 3 case! | Votes: thunda
    <lego>	[5] Obi +2 <Sanders> so I was at my family ruinion... | Votes: goborage, matamato
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Alper makes me depressed...
    <LEGO>	[4] Metric +1 no, just sick | Votes: X-Act
    <LEGO>	[7] thunda +1 he drugged my tea with pro-depression drugs | Votes: Metric
    <LEGO>	[8] Stoo +3 he abandoned me, his child bearing wife, at the age of 16 for a younger model | Votes: Alper, Shade, Lesm46
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I like food because...
    <LEGO>	[1] Alper ghrelin hormone | No votes.
    <LEGO>	[2] bbbbballin +2 if I eat it i dont die | Votes: Alper, Fishin
    <LEGO>	[3] Lesm46 +1 it's tasty | Votes: X-Act
    <LEGO>	[4] Stoo +2 backwards it is doof lol | Votes: Kannon, Metric
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Can I have your phone number?
    <LEGO>	[2] Metric +3 Registered Prof.Elms Number on the PokeTech! | Votes: Alper, bbbbballin, Stoo
    <LEGO>	[4] Stoo +1 uhh im not really into dating robots i mean we have all seen the consequences on futurama | Votes: Kannon
    <LEGO>	[5] Fishin +2 *ring* *ring* *ring* ... - Hello, this is the rejection hotline! | Votes: thunda, dbolt
    <LEGO>	[7] Alper +1 and your three sizes? Vaginal circumference? On the second thought, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? | Votes: Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: When I'm feeling dejected I...
    <LEGO>	[1] Kannon +5 Call the suicide hotline center in pakistan | Votes: Fishin, bbbbballin, Jedil, Stoo, X-Act
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I blame ... for my lack of friends.
    <LEGO>	[1] Alper +2 the internet | Votes: Kannon, bbbbballin
    <LEGO>	[2] Stoo +1 my friend steve | Votes: thunda
    <LEGO>	[3] Kannon +3 abstinance | Votes: Mekkah, Jedil, Lesm46
    <LEGO>	[9] thunda +2 my secret apprentice FRIENDKILLER | Votes: Fishin, Stoo
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I'm sorry I cheated on you, I...
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +1 it was a lot more fun than cheating on a test | Votes: Lesm46
    <LEGO>	[6] Alper +2 am just a 2d girl, i can't get out of the screen | Votes: Mekkah, bbbbballin
    <LEGO>	[7] Lesm46 +2 did not have sex with that woman. | Votes: Metric, Fishin
    <LEGO>	[8] Mekkah +1 NEVERMIND r1 r2 l1 r2 up right down left up right down left | Votes: Alper
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: You know that you are going crazy when ...
    <LEGO>	[2] bbbbballin +3 you have the misconception that one can simply WALK into mordor | Votes: Mekkah, Kannon, Lesm46
    LEGO>	[8] Kannon +3 you board a crazy train | Votes: Fishin, Metric, dbolt
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the previous line: <DoomMullet> I don't think I want to know the rest
    <LEGO>	[2] bbbbballin +1 <Alper> one time i was home alone with my sister and... | Votes: Alper
    <LEGO>	[3] Alper +4 <Alper> whoa this fanfiction is pretty nice | Votes: Fishin, Mekkah, Stoo, dbolt
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: We can do this the easy way or...
    <LEGO>	[6] dbolt +3 the HHM way | Votes: Mekkah, Fishin, Alper
    <LEGO>	[7] Alper +2 we can insert a large tube in your anus to essentially drill into your colon. i know they don't taste good, but take those pills, kid. | Votes: Kannon, bbbbballin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I would love to promote Alper...
    <LEGO>	[3] Mekkah +2 but I am out of Knight Crests | Votes: Alper, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: The 11th commandment should be...
    <LEGO>	[2] Kannon +1 the repealment of the 13th amendment | Votes: Fishin
    <LEGO>	[3] bbbbballin thou shalt not interpret the bible literally | No votes.
    <LEGO>	[8] Metric +4 ignore commandments 1-10 | Votes: Mekkah, Alper, Stoo, Kannon
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: What is the context? <Sanders> redheads are underrated
    <LEGO>	[3] Alper +4 <Sanders> i play a noble stallion with a crimson mane in steelicks' horse rpg | Votes: bbbbballin, Mekkah, Stoo, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: bbbbballin looks like he could...
    <LEGO>	[6] Mekkah +4 get some nice alliteration with mode +b | Votes: Alper, Fishin, bbbbballin, Stoo
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: For my birthday, Alper gave me...
    <LEGO>	[1] Mekkah +1 my sister back | Votes: Alper
    <LEGO>	[2] Alper +2 a twelve year old girl who got too old for his tastes | Votes: Mekkah, Fishin
    <LEGO>	[3] Fishin +2 his used body pillow cover | Votes: bbbbballin, Metric
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I ever meet Fishin in real life, I would...
    <LEGO>	[3] Alper +2 mark him with a red cloth so i could tell him from fishy | Votes: bbbbballin, Mekkah
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: What is the context? <@Brain> he could beat you up
    <LEGO>	[3] Metric +3 Sneasel at lvl 54 | Votes: bbbbballin, Mekkah, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: What is the context? <Steelicks> i am NOT in the mood.
    <LEGO>	[2] Alper +2 <Steelicks> horses of my breed only go into heat during late autumn. | Votes: Mekkah, Fishin
    <LEGO>	[6] bbbbballin +2 steelix are you in the mood? | Votes: Alper, Rev
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I could ask Kannon any question, it would be...
    <LEGO>	[3] Mekkah +2 do you want to be muted or banned? | Votes: Fishin, Rev
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Life is a bitch and then you...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +2 fuck that bitch | Votes: Mekkah, bbbbballin
    <LEGO>	[6] Rev +2 then death is male dog?? | Votes: Alper, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the previous line: <zerowing> theres tons of horses around me sadly
    <LEGO>	[2] Alper +2 <zerowing> as a rapidash, no ordinary horse should dare to approach me. | Votes: Mekkah, Rev
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +1 but I'M A STALLION BABY | Votes: Alper
    <LEGO>	[5] Mekkah +2 <zerowing> i am trying to reach steelicks to talk to him about brawl but | Votes: Fishin, bbbbballin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <@CFickle> t.i.t.s.
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +2 they're fickle too, aren't they? | Votes: bbbbballin, Metric
    <LEGO>	[2] Mekkah +2 <@CFickle> t-that is how you spell the t-word, right? *shudder* | Votes: Alper, Fishin
    <LEGO>	[3] Alper +3 <@CFickle> tentacruel in totodile sex | Votes: Mekkah, MEGATRON, dbolt
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Hey buddy, why are you so unloved?
    <LEGO>	[4] MEGATRON +2 i left all my pokemon in their boxes | Votes: bbbbballin, Rev
    <LEGO>	[5] Fishin +1 i gave myself the name "buddy" in the hopes that people would become friendlier with me, but it didn't work :( | Votes: Alper
    <LEGO>	[6] Rev +2 <Alper> while i'm scizorphrenic and all you guys are just figments of my imagination, you don't fulfill the other two criteria | Votes: Fishin, Metric
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I heard that Metric has...
    <LEGO>	[1] MEGATRON +2 overrun the colonies, call the queen!! | Votes: Fishin, Alper
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Brunettes are better because...
    <LEGO>	[3] bbbbballin +4 I AM SHALLOW AND JUDGE PEOPLE BASED OFF OF HAIR COLOR | Votes: Fishin, Metric, Rev, thunda
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I feel like I belong because everyone here is...
    <LEGO>	[5] Metric +3 in a different timezone | Votes: bbbbballin, Fishin, Rev
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: There is nothing wrong with...
    <LEGO>	[2] Metric +3 going left when it is not the right way | Votes: Fishin, Rev, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[3] MEGATRON +1 king simba taking a warthog for a husband | Votes: bbbbballin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: The key to happiness is...
    <LEGO>	[4] bbbbballin +3 under god's doormat | Votes: Metric, Rev, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[5] MEGATRON +2 used to unlock the door to jessica alba's room | Votes: Fishin, bbbbballin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I lived on Uranus ...
    <LEGO>	[3] pokepal +3 id wear a condom 24/7 | Votes: goborage, dbolt, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[6] dbolt +2 eww | Votes: Gmax, pokepal
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: He who is without sin...
    <LEGO>	[1] goborage +2 KICK THE FIRST ASS! | Votes: ratchet, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[2] ratchet +2 should not take trig | Votes: goborage, LonelyNess
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: All work and no play makes dbolt a...
    <LEGO>	[5] ratchet +2 an A+bolt | Votes: goborage, LonelyNess
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I would sell my soul for...
    <LEGO>	[1] dbolt +1 soul calibur 4 for the wii | Votes: ratchet
    <LEGO>	[2] ratchet +2 $5. The jokes on you though, because the Lord owns my soul. | Votes: goborage, MEGATRON
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I ever meet MEGATRON in real life, I would...
    <LEGO>	[4] ratchet +2 jump inside of him and have him transform while im in his cockpit | Votes: goborage, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: ... is worse than Hitler
    <LEGO>	[1] goborage +3 Super Hitler | Votes: Fishin, LonelyNess, ratchet
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: ... is still alive in China
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishin +2 the grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat white tiger | Votes: goborage, dbolt
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: ... is better than sex.
    <LEGO>	[4] Obi +2 Follow this logic: A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing | Votes: pokepal, ratchet
    <LEGO>	[5] ratchet +2 masturbating using a woman's vagina | Votes: goborage, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I had a tuxedo...
    <LEGO>	[2] ratchet +3 i'd look a real nice fellow! also penguins | Votes: goborage, Fishin, pokepal
    <LEGO>	[3] goborage +1 I'd fight in the name of the moon | Votes: ratchet
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Bigamy is a sin because...
    <LEGO>	[2] Obi +3 she's big. | Votes: Fishin, pokepal, LonelyNess
    <LEGO>	[5] ratchet +2 god doesnt like big people | Votes: goborage, Obi
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the previous line: <@chris> i get a mexican named manuel to jerk me
    <LEGO>	[3] LonelyNess +3 <@chris> When I'm in the mood for Jamaican food. | Votes: goborage, pokepal, Obi
    <LEGO>	[5] goborage +2 <@chris> I have a really good idea! | Votes: Fishin, ratchet
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: For my birthday, LonelyNess gave me...
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +1 the future rights to his tutor badge | Votes: LonelyNess
    <LEGO>	[6] Obi +1 GGFan's handbook to trolling | Votes: dbolt
    <LEGO>	[7] ratchet +1 birthday cake | Votes: Obi
    <LEGO>	[8] dbolt +3 pk present alpha | Votes: goborage, Fishin, ratchet
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I swear I saw ... at the zoo.
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +2 a regular ole' cat | Votes: goborage, Obi
    <LEGO>	[6] goborage +4 goat on goat action | Votes: Fishin, pokepal, ratchet, dbolt
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: In Australia, everybody's unloved because...
    <LEGO>	[3] LonelyNess +1 Blue Kirby sucks is all up and transforms into love kirby. | Votes: Obi
    <LEGO>	[6] Obi +4 love spins the other way | Votes: goborage, pokepal, Fishin, ratchet
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: My name is Bond...
    <LEGO>	[2] ratchet +2 Covalent Bond | Votes: Fishin, Obi
    <LEGO>	[8] zerowing +3 Zubat, Primape, Meowth, Onix, Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax, Gengar, Tangela, Goldine, Spearow Weezing Seel, Gyrados, Slowbro | Votes: Floppy, ratchet, pokepal
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: ... is the greatest compliment.
    <LEGO>	[4] LonelyNess +2 <Tangerine> I concede, you're right. | Votes: Obi, zerowing
    <LEGO>	[7] Obi +4 votes: pokepal, zerowing, LonelyNess, Obi, Fishin, Brain, ratchet, Floppy | Votes: Fishin, matamato, ratchet, LonelyNess
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the previous line: <+DoomMullet> thank you, kind sir
    <LEGO>	[1] Floppy +2 have a penis, my good mans | Votes: Fishin, ratchet
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If I could ask Floppy any question, it would be...
    <LEGO>	[2] goborage +1 Want a Cialis? | Votes: LonelyNess
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +2 why so flexible? | Votes: goborage, ratchet
    <LEGO>	[5] Obi +2 sup? | Votes: Fishin, Floppy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: So a Jehovah's Witness and a bear knock on your door...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +3 we're beary pleased to spread the word of god! | Votes: goborage, LonelyNess, Obi
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I have always wondered why...
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishin +2 SO SERIOUS | Votes: Floppy, ratchet
    <LEGO>	[3] ratchet +2 im not hre >|:c( | Votes: Fishin, Obi
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I'll give you everything I have for...
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishin +2 everything i have +1 | Votes: Floppy, LonelyNess
    <LEGO>	[4] Floppy +2 your | Votes: Fishin, ratchet
    <LEGO>	[5] ratchet sex | No votes.
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: An apple a day keeps...
    <LEGO>	[1] goborage +2 Steve Jobs employed | Votes: Fishin, Obi
    <LEGO>	[5] Obi +3 the doctor away. If it's aimed right. | Votes: goborage, LonelyNess, ratchet
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Losing a parachute is no big deal...
    <LEGO>	[1] Vampy34 +1 just aim for the orphanage | Votes: goborage
    <LEGO>	[2] Obi you don't need a parachute to go sky diving. To go sky diving twice, on the other hand... | No votes.
    <LEGO>	[3] LonelyNess +1 you get to be in the Darwin awards. | Votes: Fishin
    <LEGO>	[5] Fishin +3 unless you're on a crashing plane and that "Deal or No Deal" guy comes out of nowhere offering you a new car or a parachute | Votes: LonelyNess, Obi, Vampy34
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: ... is the hottest person I know of.
    <LEGO>	[4] Obi +5 I'm so hot, my parents call me son! So I guess I'm going to have to go with me | Votes: goborage, Fishin, Vampy34, ratchet, LonelyNess
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: When I told my parents I was gay, they...
    <LEGO>	[3] Obi +2 said: "Psych this prompt was just added to get you to admit you're gay" | Votes: Fishin, LonelyNess
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I'd really like to meet MEGATRON so I can...
    <LEGO>	[2] MEGATRON +2 oh you *blush* | Votes: goborage, Hipmonlee
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: If you only have 24 hours to live, don't...
    <LEGO>	[2] MEGATRON +2 forget to sell the television rights for profit $$$ | Votes: goborage, Jedil
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: My name is Bond...
    <LEGO>	[3] goborage +1 and I just might be the best investment in these troubled times | Votes: Hipmonlee
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: When I grow up, I want to...
    <LEGO>	[2] MEGATRON +2 avoid goombas and turtles to stay big | Votes: Hobo_Joe, Hipmonlee
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Never search for... on google.
    <LEGO>	[1] Hipmonlee +1 missing children | Votes: LightWolf
    <LEGO>	[3] Hobo_Joe +2 Amy Jo Johnson...you'll be disappionted | Votes: goborage, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[5] MEGATRON +2 did you mean: famous french war defeats? | Votes: Hobo_Joe, Hipmonlee
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: The key to happiness is...
    <LEGO>	[4] Hobo_Joe +1 go onto the island and use Strength on the truck | Votes: Hipmonlee
    <LEGO>	[5] Floppy +3 ctrl+H | Votes: goborage, Hobo_Joe, LightWolf
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: The only way in hell I'm ever gonna have sex is if...
    <LEGO>	[1] MEGATRON +1 i develop a robot fetish | Votes: Hobo_Joe
    <LEGO>	[2] Hipmonlee +1 evidently hell should be filled with women of loose morals | Votes: LightWolf
    <LEGO>	[3] Hobo_Joe +2 play the Robot Devil's roulette wheel | Votes: Hipmonlee, MEGATRON
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Never let your children...
    <LEGO>	[3] GigaPunch +4 play an mmorpg | Votes: Hobo_Joe, LightWolf, Hipmonlee, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[5] Hipmonlee +1 play with the wardrobe in their uncle mansion | Votes: GigaPunch
    <LEGO>	[6] Hobo_Joe overhear an IPL-Alper conversation. | No votes.
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I would love to kick Hipmonlee...
    <LEGO>	[1] goborage +2 But I'm Hipmonchan :( | Votes: Hipmonlee, Floppy
    <LEGO>	[2] Hipmonlee +1 as a bonus I will ban the person with the winning submittal for being such a jerk | Votes: LightWolf
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: goborage makes me complacent...
    <LEGO>	[1] MEGATRON +3 fuck that ALLIN | Votes: Hobo_Joe, LightWolf, Hipmonlee
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Write the next line: <DrunkMullet> i just pissed all over myself
    <LEGO>	[2] Hobo_Joe +2 and then posted an anger thread in Firebot | Votes: LightWolf, GigaPunch
    <LEGO>	[3] LightWolf +3 Someone needs to build a toilet next to the computer | Votes: goborage, Hobo_Joe, MEGATRON
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: In the UK, everybody's suicidal because...
    <LEGO>	[5] MEGATRON +3 <thunda> i accurately cosplay as trinity | Votes: LightWolf, Doomsday, jen
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: In Canada there are more... than people.
    <LEGO>	[5] Floppy +5 jackaliers: french for jackass, | Votes: goborage, Fishin, LightWolf, MEGATRON, Jackal
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I'd like to visit Russia...
    <LEGO>	[1] ratchet +2 but I'm waiting for soviet russia to visit me | Votes: Fishin, MEGATRON
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: goborage looks like he could...
    <LEGO>	[1] goborage +2 sort my recycling | Votes: Fishin, ratchet
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: What's the best use for car keys?
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +3 baiting car key gnomes | Votes: goborage, ratchet, MEGATRON
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: New Zealand's national meal:
    <LEGO>	[2] Hoborage +2 Hipmonlee give me your guidance | Votes: Fishin, cookie
    <LEGO>	[4] ratchet +2 hobbits | Votes: Hoborage, billymills
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: AIDS stands for...
    <LEGO>	[1] Fishin +2 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa incredibly dumb submissions | Votes: ratchet, Hoborage
    <LEGO>	[2] cookie +1 an inevitable death syndrome | Votes: billymills
    <LEGO>	[3] Hoborage +1 Aided Identification Destroyer System, it's used in MIB | Votes: cookie
    
    <wittybot>	You know you are not welcome anymore when...
    <wittybot>	[2][matamato] you've been kicked 743 times! : 3 votes by Fishin,Gmax,LonelyNess
    
    <wittybot>	It's so cold today, I can't seem to...
    <wittybot>	[5][goborage] hide my perky nipples from my relatives : 3 votes by Fishin,cookie,Jackal
    
    <wittybot>	When I tried to rape a turtle ...
    <wittybot>	[1][Fishin] it had so many holes i didn't know where to start : 2 votes by Alper,billymills
    <wittybot>	[4][Gustman] i was SHELLCOCKED : 0 votes
    <wittybot>	[5][billymills] <alper> I got bored, so i went after it's younger hotter sister : 1 votes by goborage
    <wittybot>	[7][thunda] it was a snapping turtle ;) ;).... D; : 1 votes by Hobo_Joe
    <wittybot>	[8][cookie] i got nicked by the RSPCA : 1 votes by thunda
    <wittybot>	[9][matamato] we're still going at it; slow and steady wins the race : 3 votes by Gustman,Fishin,cookie
    
    <wittybot>	If your mom had another kid with Richard Simmons...
    <wittybot>	[3][matamato] that means she really WORKED IT, BABY with the father : 0 votes
    <wittybot>	[4][Jackal] wait who was the first kid?? ck??? : 4 votes by Alper,Fishin,cookie,matamato
    
    <wittybot>	I got mistaken for ... when I visited Sweden
    <wittybot>	[2][thunda] basshunter : 2 votes by Fishin,Jackal
    <wittybot>	[3][Fishin] who the hell is that swedish "girl" who says she jerks off guys in front of libraries anyways : 2 votes by Alper,Kannon
    
    <wittybot>	Never trust pookar because¬°*
    <wittybot>	[8][Fishin] he will make submissions making fun of himself and because he is so lame they are funny but when you vote them you will feel dumb afterwards : 2 votes by Kannon,Jackal
    
    <wittybot>	When I tried to pet a Windows 98 ...
    <wittybot>	[1][Alper] -tan : 1 votes by Fishin
    <wittybot>	[2][keloggs] it broke through the cage it was being held in and groped me ruthlessly : 0 votes
    <wittybot>	[3][Fishin] Bill Gates smacked my hand. "Look, but don't touch." : 2 votes by Alper,goborage
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Excerpts from the thunda dictionary: scofflaw...
    <LEGO>	[3] Alper +3 the act of raping an underage girl wearing a top hat and monocle with a crowbar | Votes: billy|nothere, moot, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: When I told my parents I was gay, they...
    <LEGO>	[1] MEGATRON +1 bought me a FABULOUS new wardrobe | Votes: Alper
    <LEGO>	[3] Alper +2 knew it was a ruse to hide the fact that i'm a pedo | Votes: billy|nothere, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[4] Foreys replied, "really? so you weren't keeping all those issues of "Hard Boiz" for your friend? honestly son." | No votes.
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Losing the largest hamburger in the world is no big deal...
    <LEGO>	[6] MEGATRON +2 it is the giant hamburgler we need to be concerned with | Votes: Fishin, Pillowrath
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: We can do this the hard way or...
    <LEGO>	[1] MEGATRON +1 the HARD GAY way | Votes: Alper
    <LEGO>	[2] dbolt +1 the soft way | Votes: Carl
    <LEGO>	[4] Carl +3 the carl way | Votes: dbolt, pkmn, MEGATRON
    <LEGO>	[5] Alper easy wa...EEH? EASY MODE IS FOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILDREN | No votes.
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Alper's password:
    <LEGO>	[1] Alper +2 http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?tags=loli he types it reflexively | Votes: fm|, Fishin
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: I wrote a song for moot ...
    <LEGO>	[1] Alper +1 i call it "pool's closed" | Votes: billy|nothere
    <LEGO>	[3] billy|nothere +1 DAMN CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS | Votes: Fishin
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +2 it was a knock off of "Hey there deliliah" and made record sales among teenage girls | Votes: darkie, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: My sixth sense is telling me...
    <LEGO>	[2] Fishin +3 "you only have five senses, moron" | Votes: billy|nothere, Alper, Fishy
    
    <LEGO>	Prompt: Close your eyes and think of...
    <LEGO>	[4] Fishin +3 a better submission than "pookar sucks" | Votes: billy|nothere, fm|, Fishy
    
    <wittybot>	I failed to make the chess team because...
    <wittybot>	[2][MEGATRON] they frowned on my dressing like a queen to be the most powerful : 1 votes by Fishin
    
    <wittybot>	Time flies when you're...
    <wittybot>	[6][Trinity] you are supermans pócket watch : 2 votes by lum345gh,Stoo
    <wittybot>	[7][Metric] cast both Float and Haste : 2 votes by Fishin,ratchet
    
    <wittybot>	I saw _____ with a sign saying: Will Work for food.
    <wittybot>	[3][ratchet] a caveman named will : 4 votes by cookie,Shiney,Stoo,Trinity
    
    <wittybot>	Bisexuality is good because...
    <wittybot>	[5][cookie] you're flexible in times of sex recession : 2 votes by Fishin,lum345gh
    
    <wittybot>	This time next year I'll be...
    <wittybot>	[2][Fishin] hosting my mafia game and giving gp the most useless role : 4 votes by ratchet,cookie,Trinity,lum345gh
    
    <wittybot>	If you don't have something bad to say...
    <wittybot>	[3][ratchet] you're probably a mute : 2 votes by Fishin,Trinity
    <wittybot>	[6][Stoo] you are not hazerider B) : 2 votes by Toothache,ratchet
    
    <wittybot>	My one regret in life is...
    <wittybot>	[5][Fishin] actually a whole shitload of regrets. To learn about them, check out the latest linkin park album : 2 votes by Stoo,lum345gh
    
    <wittybot>	The world is cool because...
    <wittybot>	[3][Fishin] Mr Cool got lynched : 3 votes by Stoo,Toothache,nautilus
    <wittybot>	[4][Stoo] 3 INCHES OF SNOW FUCKERS : 3 votes by ratchet,Fishin,porygon3
    <wittybot>	[5][ratchet] my twin died : 2 votes by lum345gh,Trinity
    
    <wittybot>	We secretly replaced the customers's regular coffee with _____. Let's see if he notices.
    <wittybot>	[5][Stoo] a rather.. irregular coffee : 2 votes by ratchet,Fishin
    <wittybot>	[6][Fishin] DBZ reruns : 3 votes by Toothache,porygon3,Stoo
    
    <wittybot>	If I had a third nipple...
    <wittybot>	[3][ratchet] love triangle ;} : 2 votes by Hipmonlee,Fishin
    <wittybot>	[5][Hipmonlee] my batsuit would look even weirder : 3 votes by porygon3,Stoo,ratchet
    
    <wittybot>	If mechanics put go-faster parts on their cars in their spare time, then...
    <wittybot>	[3][Stoo] all cars would be LIGHTNING fast : 2 votes by Fishin,porygon3
    <wittybot>	[4][Fishin] why don't they shout "GO GO GADGET FASTER" when doing it : 2 votes by ratchet,Stoo
    
    <wittybot>	... is the answer to all of life's problems.
    <wittybot>	[4][Stoo] wishing upon a staryu : 2 votes by porygon3,Fishin
    
    <wittybot>	Do not leave anything to chance, always...
    <wittybot>	[1][Toothache] land on community chest : 4 votes by lum345gh,Fishin,nautilus,Trinity
    
    <wittybot>	My favorite trick with the vacuum cleaner is...
    <wittybot>	[4][Toothache] to swap its item with my choice scarf : 1 votes by ratchet
    <wittybot>	[5][Shiney] making the dirt.... Disappear! : 2 votes by Fishin,Trinity
    <wittybot>	[6][Stoo] shove it up my ass and invert my penis : 1 votes by Metric
    <wittybot>	[7][ratchet] cleaning vacuums : 0 votes
    <wittybot>	[8][Trinity] put it in the fridge to confuse people : 1 votes by Stoo
    <wittybot>	[9][Fishin] marge simpson's finishing blow : 1 votes by Shiney
  23. matty

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    Funny stuff though the IPL jokes are starting to get stale ;|
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    what the fuck is this?? Idont get it?? A game??
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    its a wittybot

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