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the doduo log topic

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by chaos, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. chaos

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    This is one of the best chat expierences i've ever had. If you think the NB people are bad....

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    <@chris> <doduo> -go,deoxys. -go,deoxys. -deoxys,iron defense. -deoxys,psichoboast. -deoxys,recover. -your deoxys defense form pokemon is preatty good.but lets see if you can handle this.deoxys,pursuit.-deoxys,counter.-deoxys,superpower.-deoxys,mirror coat. -deoxys,no.return and go articuno.sherr cold.-deoxys,return.go,magmar.overheat.-articuno,gust.-magmar,jump and use iron tail on articuno.-articuno,icy wind.-magmar,ember.-articuno,sherr cold.-overheat,magmar.booooooo
    <@chris> <doduo> and i enjoy pokemon,chaos.
    <@chris> <doduo> did you like it this episode,chaos?
    <@chris> <doduo> who liked this episode?
    <@chris> <doduo> it is someone there?
    <@chris> <doduo> reed all the episode and you will like it,misty.

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    <@chris> <doduo> go,butterfree.use psybeam on deoxys.deoxys use from exchange and transformed into defense form.butterfree,silver wind.deoxys used protect.butterfree,use solarbeam.deoxys is using iron defense.butterfree,use toxic.deoxys is hit by toxic.butterfree,use solarbeam.deoxys is hit.go masterball. it will be a 3 on 3 battle.i,blaine,can not change pokemon in the midle of battle,but you cand.lets begin.-go,rapidash.-go,venusaur.use sweet scent.-rapidash,n
    <@chris> <doduo> did you liked the episode?
    <@chris> <doduo> did you liked the episode?are you bliend.
    <@chris> <@Misty> Pfft, geez man, you should be in high school
    <@chris> <@Misty> you've got an education, use it!
    <@chris> <@Misty> I could spell better than that at 10!
    <@chris> <doduo> i have 15 years and i am on 8 class.
    <@chris> <@Misty> Middle school, it's still sufficient to spell things like "can't"
    <@chris> <doduo> did you liked the episode?if you dont liked the episode,spell it.
    <@chris> <doduo> you want me to repeat it?
    <@chris> <doduo> this is treath

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    <@chris> <doduo> helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
    <@chris> <@Misty> It needs some drama
    <@chris> <@Misty> Like when Kefka comes in and uses Light of Judgement on Ash's Pikachu and makes him go emo
    <@chris> <doduo> helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo.is someone thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
    <@chris> <doduo> criticant.all the guys think that hey are smarter.
    <@chris> <doduo> you are all jeleous on me.

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    so i decide to talk like a netbattler with him

    <@chris> <doduo> chaos,did you liked the episode 114?i just writted.
    <@chris> <chaos> its to use pokemon battle my barkers plox
    <@chris> <chaos> episode when?
    <@chris> <chaos> episode when?
    <@chris> <chaos> episode when?
    <@chris> <chaos> episode when?
    <@chris> <doduo> common,give me a answer.you liked?
    <@chris> <chaos> like is yes i wish to chelgne my figth.
    <@chris> <doduo> you want to challange me?
    <@chris> <chaos> BATTLE
    <@chris> <chaos> CHALLENG MY
    <@chris> <doduo> okay.did you liked the epiosde that i writed?
    <@chris> <chaos> EPISODES FOREVER ! ! !
    <@chris> <doduo> look for the episode 115.i will write it again,but not here.
    <@chris> <chaos> WHERE IS THE EPISODE I CANT FIND IT BLAGH BLAGH BLAGH
    <@chris> <doduo> on bulbagarden it is the episode.
    <@chris> <chaos> episode for my?
    <@chris> <doduo> yes.
    <@chris> <doduo> i did this ofr you,because you like pokemon just like me.
    <@chris> <doduo> i did this for you,because you like pokemon just like me.
    <@chris> <chaos> its to play pokemon with you.if i were someone i could battle my
    <@chris> <dodrio> then lets get started.go,volbeat.
    <@chris> <chaos> go treecko NO MY GYM IS REALLY THE FIRE BADGE
    <@chris> <dodrio> volbeat,thunder wave.
    <@chris> <chaos> TREECKO EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    <@chris> <chaos> who want to lose with me
    <@chris> <chaos> who want to lose with me
    <@chris> <chaos> who want to lose with me
    <@chris> <dodrio> volbeat,supersonic.

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    main chat again

    <@chris> * doduo is now known as dodrio
    <@chris> <@Misty> hi
    <@chris> <dodrio> hi.now shut up.
    <@chris> <@Misty> hey don't tell me to shut up
    <@chris> <@Misty> you shut up
    <@chris> <dodrio> say hi ony one time,not all the time.you are getting annoyed.

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    so he comes back on a different nick (i am Internet-sama)

    <@chris> <sceptile> hellooooooooooooo.
    <@chris> <sceptile> is somebody on www.serebii.net
    <@chris> <+Internet-sama> hi doduo
    <@chris> <+Internet-sama> how are you
    <@chris> <sceptile> i am sceptile,not doduo,inter boy.
    <@chris> <sceptile> i am sceptile,not doduo,inter boy.are you bliend?
    <@chris> <+Internet-sama> no do you enjoy large cocks
    <@chris> <sceptile> i challenge you to a synopsis pokemon battle,you inter idiot.
    <@chris> <sceptile> if you are not afraid to loose
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> I AM TO BATTLE SCEPTILE BATTLE .
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> . . . . .
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> . . . . .
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> . . . . .
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> BATTLE . . .
    <@chris> <sceptile> go,ludicolo.
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> LUDICOLO IS BANNED NO LUDICOLO NO MEWTWO NO KYORGR NO SPORE NO QUICK CLAW NO LEFTOVERS NO HORN DRILL!!!
    <@chris> <sceptile> are you afraid that you will loose,chaos?

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    <@chris> <sceptile> go,ludicolo,i said.
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> BATTLE
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> BATTLE
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> BATTLE!!!!!
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> COMBATE FOR MY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
    <@chris> <sceptile> ludicolo,nature power.
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> COMBATE FOR MY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
    <@chris> <Internet-sama> NO LUDICOLO
    <@chris> <sceptile> nature power-stun spore attack on you,chaos.your name is king of the internet.you have it before this name when your name whas chaos.you liked that episode pokemon 113.
    <@chris> <sceptile> ludicolo,focus punch.
    <@chris> <sceptile> sceptile,use leaf blade.
    <@chris> <internet-sama2> ludicolo,focus punch.

    [He actually switched nicks to move my pokemon]

    <@chris> <sceptile> ludicolo,hiperbeam on inter-idiot.

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    <@chris> <sceptile> who are you,dude?
    <@chris> <+Kadabra> wtf >.>
    <@chris> <Josherific> .-.
    <@chris> <sceptile> wwww.fanfiction.net
    <@chris> <+Kadabra> . . .
    <@chris> <sceptile> www.joshe-boy is a idiot.com.
    <@chris> <Himiko> hi Kadabra
    <@chris> <+Kadabra> Hi.
    <@chris> <sceptile> hi,kadabra.do you want a pokemon synopsis battle.misty is to afraid to battle with me.

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    <sceptile> i knew it.you changed your name back.
    <chaos> i wasn't hiding you moronic twat
    <sceptile> you are a moron,inter or should i say,chaos contol.
    <chaos> (You have filled my heart with greater joy then when their grain and new wine abound.) († Promise Quotes †)
    <dodrio> hello.did you liked the episode 113 and 114?
    <chaos> (A lying tongue hates it victims, and a flattering mouth causes ruin.) († Useful Proverbs †)
    <dodrio> hello.did you liked the episode 113 and 114?
    <chaos> (I will listen to what God the Lord will say; he promises peace to his people, his saints.) († Promise Quotes †)
    <dodrio> you dont remember me?i evolved from doduo.
    <chaos> (In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight.) († Promise Quotes †)
    <dodrio> you dont remember me?i evolved from doduo.
    <chaos> (Pride goes before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall.) († Promise Quotes †)
    -> [dodrio] VERSION
    <dodrio> chaos,is something wrong with you?you seem a little different like in proverb,,i like your cow,brother, but is to expensive''.
    <dodrio> ,,a man that goes for a tresure'' ,,goes to help the poor people''.

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    <dodrio> i love you from the day i fished you from the lake,ash,said misty.-i love you to ,misty.you are so sweet and i love you to,said ash lowering his head at misty and giving her a kiss on her lips.misty,can you put this story on serebiiforums,please?i will do anithing for you,if you put my story on serebiiforums.
    <@chris> <dodrio> but i just want misty to put my story on serebiiforums.i ask so much from him?
    <@chris> <+Kadabra> And I'm not exagerating.
    <@chris> <dodrio> you are a imbecile.whi are you picking on me?i didnt did nothing to you,leaf face.
    <Sonuis> <Kadabra> WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU JUST GO TO SEREBIIFORMS AND POST IT THERE YOURSELF?!!
    <Sonuis> <dodrio> i dont know how.

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    <Sonuis> <dodrio> okay.but what is a bot?it is cookie seller?i like cookies with chocolate.
    <kakky> ddd is awesome
    <Sonuis> <dodrio> and i like donuts with sugar and chocolate.

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    and finally..

    <dodrio> and yes misty,enghlish is my first language.
  2. Lexay

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    this chat is comparable to the ddd logs! :D
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    Missing stuff

    <dodrio> what is that a bot?
    <dodrio> a,now i get it.a bot is a cockie seller,no?
    <dodrio> okay.but what is a bot?it is cookie seller?i like cookies with chocolate.
    <dodrio> and i like donuts with sugar and chocolate.

    <Josherific> certainly is quite an 'episode' isn't it? :/
    <+chaos> i love it doduo
    <+chaos> whats the next part?
    <+chaos> it cuts off at -go,venusaur.use sweet scent.-rapidash
    <+chaos> i'd like to read the rest
    <doduo> yes and it about another new character that i invented in my mind.larry goldenrod is a elite four trainer,josheferic.
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    My favourite part has to be,

    "You don't remember me? I evolved from doduo!"

    Seriously though, one of the best things ive ever read
  6. Arkeis

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    i didnt did nothing to you, leaf face

    My new favorite insult. This whole thing is gold
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  8. Sonuis

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    ant brain

    Okay, so I try to join in on the fun, but obviously, I can't compare to anybody when it comes to being a troll. So, don't expect so much fun as it comes to stuff chaos got. This is what I virtually got.

    #bulbagarden

    <Misty> hello sonuis
    <Sonuis> Hi Misty
    <Mahoro> Yo.
    <sceptile> hello,sonuis.i challenge you to a pokemon synopsis battle,because misty is to afraid it will loose.
    <Mahoro> .....
    <Sonuis> Okay

    sceptile

    <sceptile> go,ludicolo.
    <Sonuis> I tie up Ludicolo
    <Sonuis> Since this Sypnosis is loose.
    <sceptile> now chose a pokemon.
    <Sonuis> But
    <Sonuis> This synopsis is done
    <Sonuis> It's all tied together

    Later

    <Sonuis> Do you like Hamburgers?
    <Sonuis> Oh, so that's it eh?
    <Sonuis> You'd rather duel than battle?
    <Sonuis> Then in that case
    <Sonuis> I activate my trap!
    <Sonuis> Ojama Trio!
    <Sonuis> Running away?
    <Sonuis> Wimp!
    <dodrio> ludicolo,hiperbeam.
    <Sonuis> You take 300 damage to your life points
    <Sonuis> For some unbeknownst reason
    <dodrio> shut up,ant brain.

    end

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    Okay, so there's my crap. It's truly crap to be honest. Except for ant brain.
  9. tayottt

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    this is the single most homo conversation ive ever seen. This guy is clearly and idiot and should be tempbanned swiftly..... lol
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    <dodrio> i love you from the day i fished you from the lake,ash,said misty.-i love you to ,misty.you are so sweet and i love you to,said ash lowering his head at misty and giving her a kiss on her lips.

    xDDDD
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    When I thought it couldn't get better...

    No comments!

    And for the sake of idiocy: WYH IM NOT HERE!!! >:(
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    and this is why drugs are bad.
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    i dont get it
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    proves that the internet just isn't for everyone
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    what part in particular..i'll try to explain it to you
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    tl;dr

    Is he the poster child for the anti-drug movement, or the pro-euthanasia movement?
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    purely amazing
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    That is just damn hilarious... except the Ludicolo part :(
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    People like that make me think.
  20. JMC

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    wow, i haven't seen it that bad since the GSC bots.

    Good log :)
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    o,deoxys. -go,deoxys. -deoxys,iron defense. -deoxys,psichoboast. -deoxys,recover. -your deoxys defense form pokemon is preatty good.but lets see if you can handle this.deoxys,pursuit.-deoxys,counter.-deoxys,superpower.-deoxys,mirror coat. -deoxys,no.return and go articuno.sherr cold.-deoxys,return.go,magmar.overheat.-articuno,gust.-magmar,jump and use iron tail on articuno.-articuno,icy wind.-magmar,ember.-articuno,sherr cold.-overheat,magmar.booooooo

    The stuff like that. WTF?
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    LOL, where was this?
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    wow I was a bad poster back then but future jimbob has come to save the day and edit the dumb out of this post

    this is a good topic

    hahahaha
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    Oh, now I can laugh out loud correctly, because I understand.

    lol

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