The Everything NFL Thread - 2017-18 season

[WaterBomb]

Lmao looks like big Ben and Blake Bortles switched uniforms at halftime

 

[xJownage]

welp Steelers gonna Steelers

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[Aerodactyl Legend]

Yeah, real nice when I face Jacksonville defense on a league. Forget that 12-4 Steelers season.

 

[Pretzels]

Last year before the season Belichick traded away their best Dlineman for Johnathan Cooper who never played a game and a Second round pick that was traded for a 3rd and a 4th where they selected Joe Thuney and Malcolm Mitchell.

He also used last year to trade one of the best Linebacker talents in the league for a compensatory 3rd pick. Yes he eventually gave that pick away + the 32nd pick to get Brandin Cooks but Jame Collins was worth significantly more than the Browns 3rd compensatory pick. Jamie Collins for Cooks flat is about an even trade. Giving up a first round pick on top of Collins is just straight bad.

Bill vastly undervalues defensive athletucism and he's finally managed to trade away nearly every major athlete on our defense. All we have left is DMac and Hightower. Das it. And it fukin shows. This defense is STANKY.

Jon Cooper was a thrown in and Mitchell and Thuney played key roles on a superbowl winning team (that had the no.1 defense) without Jones. Collins has done diddly doo da since he left New England and it was clear they weren't gonna pay Jones what he wanted. The Patriots defense was great last year without Jones and Collins, so I don't see how them not being on the team this year has anything to do with their struggles, I mean obviously they would be better, but its been proven that they don't need them to succeed.

If anything, Belichick's worst move was losing Akiem hicks to Chicago

Also I don't know what prompted calling Mike Pence an idiot but I'm sure that part is 100% accurate.

Just a completely transparent preprepared move to rally his base (And waste taxpayer dollars and divert attention from Peyton Manning being honored)

 

[Del Rio]

We suck all the same but it is great to see Pitt get shut down at home

 

[xJownage]

Lmao looks like big Ben and Blake Bortles switched uniforms at halftime

yo ik ur a mod and can get away with it so ima post my obligatory response to you laughing at me saying the jags would trash the steelers in a spoiler instead ok?

the steelers

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[Pretzels]

"Whispers"

Ben wasn't that good last year either

 

[WaterBomb]

5 ints. Oof.

Also xJownage I think trashed is a strong word. Credit the defense for the two pick sixes, but I'd be concerned if the game was still in reach with such a lopsided turnover margin.

 

[Del Rio]

4 picks for Ben??? LOL

EDIT: Now 5 lmao

 

[xJownage]

Fournette the capper. i'm in an NFL discord and i asked "why're they still running fournette" and somebody said "to get me more fantasy points now he's gonna get a 90-yd td"...and then it happened.

oh yeah after the 5th int i literally fell of my bed i was laughing so hard.

 

[WaterBomb]

Xjownage and deschain are the only ones here who have good reason to be assholes right now. The rest of you cunts can fuck off.

 

[xJownage]

Xjownage and deschain are the only ones here who have good reason to be assholes right now. The rest of you cunts can fuck off.

i mean with how hard you laughed i think everybody deserves a piece at you lol

 

[WaterBomb]

i mean with how hard you laughed i think everybody deserves a piece at you lol

No, jaguars fans do. I wasn't laughing at anyone else's team, I don't come in here and talk a bunch of shit after a team I don't like gets beaten, I don't talk a bunch of shit when my team wins. Don't be fuckmountains.

 

[xJownage]

No, jaguars fans do. I wasn't laughing at anyone else's team, I don't come in here and talk a bunch of shit after a team I don't like gets beaten, I don't talk a bunch of shit when my team wins. Don't be fuckmountains.

fuckmountains that was actually p good lol. fair enough.

 

[macle]

the refs are absolute garbage

 

[Randombobman]

I'm calling it. [Please don't post dumb old shit like this it's not funny] is washed up. The rest of the team played well in my eyes. Don't take it personally. Eli and Rivers are also washed. Time for the '04 qbs to retire. Too bad you guys don't still have leftwich. Was always hilarious to see him play

 

[macle]

FIRE CAPERS

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

Giants receivers just got wiped out.

 

[WaterBomb]

Yeah I'm pretty sure nobody, including me, is allowed to complain about anything with what the giants have going on. Yikes.

 

[Killah]

Falcons lost to the Bills last week due to 2 WRs going down, forcing a couple nobodies onto the field.

Giants losing 4 in one game, probably 2 or 3 out for the season, is insane. They might be forced to sign 3 practice squad guys to play for them immediately. ouch.

also something tells me Jay Cutler might be worse than Joe Flacco... :^)


ps Seahawks bringing out the patented ZERO HEADED MONSTER at RB... said monster tore his acl on his only carry and has been carted off the field

 

[Aerodactyl Legend]

Ouch, Dallas got shut lol. A minute is an hour for Rogers.

 

[Mr.E]

typical last-minute dallas prevent-winning defense

 

[Stallion]

The Ravens either dominate or get flat out dominated. Very hard team to read this year. At least our offensive line looked very good for a change!

 

[Prof. Almeida]

When was the last time a team lost 4 WRs to injury in one game?

 

[Del Rio]

Let it be known by all that Aaron Rodgers is a bad man