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The Greatest Puns in Pokemon Anime History

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Doomsday, Jul 9, 2009.

  1. Tayla

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    It's an episode on Wiki's list.. #183, Johto League Champions. Considering how many times that line was said in that single Yu-Gi-Oh! episode..

    And, by the way, "Gone Corphishin'.
  2. NESgamer

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    124- "Snubbull Snobbery"
    Well it's true!

    129 "Ignorance Is Blissey"
    No, it's not

    131 "Fighting Flyer with Fire"
    More Metallica references?

    211 "Fly Me To The Moon"
    ...Let me play among the stars ?


    I must say that "takin' it in the Chinchou" is really kinky.
  3. Al_Alchemist

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    Misty, I'm in Luvdisc with you.

    Misty, don't run with Scizor.

    Misty, don't make me turn this Carvanha around.

    Misty, I'm so hungry I could eat a Horsea.
  4. Aether Nexus

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    First few were clever, this one lacks creativity. Try this:

    Para-sects in the City.
    Only thing I could really see that had a word close enough to the title. If you say it without 'Para' it'll sound a lot better, but it still sounds pretty smooth even with the Para in it.

    Not any of these are real titles, but just for laughs:

    Roserade of Tournaments.

    Tornament of Roses reference... sort of. (If you don't know what the TOR is, Google it.)

    I Relicanth believe it's not Butter!

    Lol I had to do this one, a title for an episode like this would be priceless. A little Fabio head on Relicanth and you'd be set.

    Gary gets a new car: a 2009 Dodge Se-Viper!

    This one's a bit cheesy, and basic, but you know, little light bulb popped over my head the minute I thought of 'Seviper'.

    Snorlax-ative Drago-nite!

    Well, I admit, this one sucks, but thinking about sleeping made me think of Dragonite and sleeping pills/medicine, while on the other hand of laxatives, so Snorlax, but using them both on the same night together put one hilarious yet disturbing image in my mind.

    Brock Shuckles a few Clampearls!

    Shucking clams, go figure. Don't get it confused with 'sucking' clams, because you Shuck 'em first, then slurp 'em. But this one could sound like a real title, or atleast a Japanese one.

    I, wanna Regirock and roll all Drago-nite and party every day!
    I, wanna Solrock and roll all Drago-nite and party every day!


    The names tossed in there kind of make the lyrics less smooth to sing along with, but that's all that came to mind when I thought of both their names as a title, and of course I had to throw in Draggy again.

    Oh shove it up your Torkoal!

    Lol I was going to put 'Ash-hole' put that's used too much. Plus it's too easy, and not all that funny anymore... well, neither is 'Torkoal' but worth a shot.

    Bill's house of Tor-terra & Doom!

    I could see this as a title as well, unless they already used Torterra's name for something like that in an episode already. I'd figure I'd use Bill's house as when the gang first met up with him that house was pretty freaky, so why not do a Halloween type of special episode with a title like this.

    For all your Pokemon needs, shop at Walgreins!

    Lol, I went to a Walgreens store today that just had their Grand Opening, and I had to go in there and check out what kind of stuff they had as I see their commercials all the time on TV. So when I saw a Walrein in a battle, the name immediately fused and I found this one kind of funny. I could also see this one sometime in a title, if they don't mind being sued.

    Magikarp, you Flail!

    I'm pretty sure I've seen this phrase used a few times on the Smogon Shoddy server, but this would be a good title. You already see words like 'n00b' in the Pokemon games, and sooner or later you'll hear it in the series, and a couple of other 'leet/1337' words like the infamous 'pwn/pown' and so on.

    Wynaut come on down to our all-you-can-eat Wob-buffet!
    Or:
    Hometown Wob-buffet!
    Or:
    Wynaut spend a little of your Whiscash at our all-you-can-eat Wob-buffet!

    Lol, Plenty of things to use with those two, or including the last one, three. If I ever had to fill a profile out that said "Hometown: " I'd probably put "Hometown: Wob-buffet."

    The sound of the Vic-tree-bel!

    This has to be a title, if it's not one yet, I'm sure it soon will be.

    Since you already said earlier that I'm not gonna Raichu a love song, then someone give me a Vol-beat!

    It's a little too big for a title, but you can shorten it to something like, "Give me a Vol-beat!" And it'd be like a music themed episode or something.

    Well, I can't think of anymore atm, but I'll edit my post later for some Poke-episodes that are actually real, but everyone has already taken a lot of good titles already, so I better hurry up and find some other good one's before they're posted. ;D

    ~ Aether Nexus
  5. Snorlaxe

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    115: Viva Las Lapras
    What happens on its fucking back, stays on its fucking back.

    192: The Stolen Stones
    um...what kind of "stones" are we talking about here? Misty, give back Ash's ballsack!

    211: Machoke, Machoke Man
    Wasn't this some fucked up song from like the 80's or some decadent period in the past?

    231: An Egg-Sighting Adventure!
    Fuck my life.

    257: Why? Wynaut!
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Fail.

    269: Love, Pokemon Style!
    Girl on top, Pikachu.

    518: Tag, We're It!
    Ash was masurbating? o.O
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    And a future episode:

    1789: Misty's Choice! No turning back (because her vagina is sore)!
    She must chose between prostitution, Ash fucking her, or being her older sisters lesbian love slave. I know which one I would choose...Daisy and company are just so fucking smexy!
  6. Shigen

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    And yet, Godwin's Law remains unbroken.
  7. Styx

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    Dude the last one is pretty much fucked...

    Does anyone got a clue about this>???

    518: Tag, We're It!
    Ash was masurbating? o.O/////

    wtf kid... use that one at a party xD


    Oh by the way its Macho Macho man an it was Randy Savages theme song.Duh.

    I bet 90% of you kids dont even no what !Ah-real Monsters! is xD Think about that :pimp:


    Edit: xD Just realized My Favorite Quote..
    .Wasn't this some fucked up song from like the 80's or some decadent period in the past?
  8. Umbreon Dan

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    you promised you would stop posting

    shut the bloody fucknoir up already
  9. Mountain Dewgong

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    Holy fuck Styx, seriously how the truck are you not fucking fire-banned?!
    You are the worst user that has ever fucken' polluted this great place, and that's saying alot coming from me.
    For fucks sake you have single handedly shat on every thread you have posted in, even promising threads totally covered in the degrading pile of shit you call a post being left to be locked.
    Just get out, how can you not realise you are THAT retarded?!?


    </hazerider>
  10. Umbreon Dan

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    the only logical conclusion is that styx is a trolling attempt by a user who very much wants hazerider unbanned
  11. 1059860

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    First I read #342 as Exploud in the Rear :(
  12. Onii

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    What would Styx and his masterball be doing in a Pokemon episode?
  13. MegaKick

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    Heres one I obviously made up:

    Ride that Lap-ras!
  14. Althos

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    Why is hazerider banned ?
  15. Zog

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    Half of these look fake but the other half are ones I actually know are real.

    Someone shoot whoever makes those dub titles.

    Oh hey, my kitten's asleep. Aww he's dreaming. I do love kittens.
  16. MegaKick

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    Heres some more I made up when my brother asked me if Ash loved Misty.

    Ash likes to watch misty jiggly-puff

    Ash and misty go at it the odd-ish way

    Ash's ka-huna used harden!

    It's bee-drill time!
  17. Jimbo

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    when and wynaut did this thread turn into some immature shipping thread??
  18. Wishy

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    Get off the motherfucking Metallica references. They didn't make up the saying, 'fight fire with fire'.
  19. Ash Borer

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    the english language has too many double entendres.

    >:(
  20. Dummy007

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    I'm surprised no one's brought up:

    180- May, We Harley Drew'd Ya!

    That is just sad...
  21. bearsfan092

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    For all of you who think Taking it on the Chinchou is kinky, you're mistaken. Taking it on the chin is a phrase for taking a hit (ex. boxing), although not always in a literal sense.
  22. Mountain Dewgong

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    You obviously haven't seen this video then.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4AdJCcG4N4&feature=channel_page

    /enlightenment.
  23. Xia

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    Mountain Dewgong, that was by far the biggest waste of my life. And I'm sitting on a Pokemon forum.

    /reading this thread
  24. Hans

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    hes just a corrupt





    PERSON
  25. NESgamer

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    I know Wishy, damn.

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