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The Haiku Battle Thread

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by BH, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. BH

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    hurl disrespect
    five-seven-five syllables
    haikus only, please
  2. ABC-Trainer

    ABC-Trainer

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    i play pokemon
    on the internet it's fun
    i like regirock
  3. RicepigeonKKM

    RicepigeonKKM Wait, who?
    is a Forum Moderator Alumnusis a Contributor Alumnus

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    You wanna kick ass
    You waltz in and start flexing
    All envy your might

    Nice axe there, baby
    Wanna latch onto my shaft?
    That line always works...
  4. BH

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    kkm, more like
    japan anime (BAN ME PLEASE)
    go suck a penis
  5. Acura

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    bh sucks hard cock
    that is all i have to say
    bh is damn gay
  6. Kikuichimonji

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    I can't believe it
    this is such a stupid thing
    writing poetry
  7. BH

    BH

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    what's up acura
    saw an acura today
    you are pretty slow
  8. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    acura is cool
    in japan he is honda
    acura civic
  9. BH

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    exploud is emo
    he is pretty annoying
    in my opinion
  10. Roy

    Roy sux
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    BH is so so gay
    You say I can't rhyme, you say?
    NP: Another Day
  11. cook

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    we are elitists
    in an underground jerk club
    gg fan powns us
  12. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    bh licks buttholes
    he is a big flaming assclown
    in my opinion

    emos get laid more
    than bh could ever hope
    exploud goes hump hump

    this thread is funny
    haikus are also funny
    sonuis take money
  13. Hipmonlee

    Hipmonlee Have a rice day
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    b h is not one
    syllable, dumbass, it's 2
    and so is n p

    Now like all my posts
    I will end it with the line
    Have a nice day, k?
  14. Ilpalazzo

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    The stars shine brightly
    The clouds veil the sky dark
    But the moon shines through

    Blood drips down my spin
    embedding itself in me
    my cold blood runs deep


    This thread should be moved to the art board :|
  15. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    roy fails at haiku
    cuz bh is not right
    in his haiku thing
  16. Kongler

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    haiku on topic
    ilapalazzo emo too
    bh make fun time
  17. Somebody

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    hello pokemon
    let us go to the battle
    poke beats poke with move
  18. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    kongler fails also
    too many syllables in
    ilapalazzo
  19. HairScare

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    I installed lunix
    All of my problems were solved
    It works for you too
  20. Kongler

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    corrected by noob
    learn how to say it firstly
    criticism : sad :
  21. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    kongler is not old
    rather, just the oldest here
    much love for kongler
  22. Basics

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    Random strings of prose
    Let's put them all together
    And call it "Haiku"

    Black people are thieves
    They steal everything they see
    They kill people too
  23. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    havoc saw many
    black people with lots of guns
    he was not happy




    the marajuana
    is basic's very good friend
    i wish i was too

    if he was my friend
    marajuana i would have
    happy we would be
  24. Pidge

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    Exploud, he takes shits
    Sometimes it's big, sometimes not
    But he still takes shits
  25. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    pidgeot seven-
    ty-nine has quite a long name
    for this here haiku

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