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The Haiku Battle Thread

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by BH, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. Sanders

    Sanders
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    I am quite skilled making at chicken.
    Well, Popeyes is fucking trippin.
    FM, I'll take the job, sir.
  2. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    colonel sanders fails
    his poems are not haiku
    we all laugh at him

    but i like chicken
    so if he gives me chicken
    i will ignore it
  3. Ilpalazzo

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    Ilpalazzo is
    The best palace in the land
    The Ilpalazzo
  4. Sanders

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    exploud should fuck off and die, really
    he can't count for shit
    what's implicit differation, guys?
  5. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    ilapalazzo lies
    the best place is pizza place
    and a hot girl's room
  6. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    colonel again fails
    differentiation was
    totally misspelled

    and exploud can count
    unlike the colonel who must
    use fingers and toes
  7. Hipmonlee

    Hipmonlee Have a rice day
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    there is a lot of
    angry on the internet
    for a haiku thread.

    Have a nice day.
  8. Sanders

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    colonel is pronounced kernal ok stupid
  9. Pidge

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    Sanders, the colonel
    Give me some of that chicken
    And/Or a biscuit

    I ain't foolin' 'round
    I'm dead fucking serious
    Give it to me now


    Smogoners unite
    I am in need of your help
    Big bully at my school

    Show him what hax means
    Kick his buttocks back and forth
    Please, no niggers come
  10. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    i know that colonel
    is pronounced kernal, ok?
    so what is your point?


    pidgeot seven-
    ty-nine you should kick this big
    bully really hard
  11. HairScare

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    WTF
    LMAO OMG
    BBQ XD

    ----- ------- -----

    I should be shot for
    That abominable thing
    above called a "Haiku"
  12. Basics

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    Sanders talks some shit.
    He's all like "whoamg,
    Exploud really sucks."

    But I'm all like "whoa."
    Exploud's cool IMO
    So don't hate on him.
  13. Pidge

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    what the fuck, Pidgeot
    is two syllables and sev-
    enty-nine is four

    why can't you just put
    "Pidgeot seventy" on the first
    line, you Mexican

    then you can put nine
    on the next line if you cool
    so whats up home boy
  14. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    Well, Basics and I
    we enjoy playing magic
    on the internet


    pidgeot is three
    you stupid fucking jewish
    cunt, so please suck it

    just kidding, i am
    pidgeot is still my friend
    though he is a fag
  15. Bonnett

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    this fucking forum
    what I've reduced myself to
    fuck it's depressing
  16. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    bonnett, how many
    goats did you whipe your ass with
    before you posted?
  17. Pidge

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    pokemonpalace
    .com/pokedex/
    pidgeot.htm

    I think that proves it
    Pidgeot is two syllables
    so go make some sprites
  18. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    pokemonpalace
    can suck my fat "emo" cock
    ell oh ell emo
  19. Basics

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    They just say "Pid-Jit"
    In the Pokemon Handbook
    It's retarded, it's wrong.
  20. Bonnett

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    mate all I know is
    there sure aint no h in wipe
    the goat deserved it
  21. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    shit i spelled it wrong
    i fail at the internet
    i am gonna cry
  22. Bonnett

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    prove that you're hardcore
    swallow every single pill
    enemas work to
  23. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    please give me a knife
    so i can go slit my wrists
    and blacken my eyes
  24. Bonnett

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    how the fucking fuck
    do you plan to black your eyes
    with a knife you dick
  25. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    i use a marker
    which is at the butt end of
    the knife, you fucker

    you fail at knowing
    all of the cool things "emo"
    kids have nowadays

    ell oh ell emo
    oh jesus titty fucking
    christ i said emo

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