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The Haiku Battle Thread

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by BH, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. Ilpalazzo

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    If you really hear William Shatner...you need to get out and forget what he sounds like. Mine are meant to read in a soothing tone...but not Shatner's voice
  2. Hipmonlee

    Hipmonlee Have a rice day
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    Folk called JManCool
    Are not in a position
    to critisize names.

    Have a nice day.
  3. Pidge

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    Mine are supposed to be read with Morgan Freeman's voice for some reason.
  4. Basics

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    JMC spits shit,
    And it's pretty fucking harsh.
    l33t lyrical skills.

    But we all know why,
    JMC is so white...
    Hip can't hold it in.

    Sander's penis smells
    Because Exploud doesn't brush
    His yellow-brown teeth.
  5. Pidge

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    JMC fuck you
    JMC fuck you again
    JMC fuck you
  6. Ilpalazzo

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    stop killing this thread
    Stupid BH, JMC
    Stop being stupid


    As the strong winds blow
    The majestic moon in sight
    The wolf howls boldly
  7. Basics

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    LOL XD
    Illpalazzo don't get it.
    This is a hate thread.

    We diss eachother
    And mock eachother's nicknames,
    All in good fun, see?

    So don't post gay shit.
    Or, preferably, at all.
    LOL I kid.

    But, Seriously.
    Go suck a penis, fag.
    I fucked your mother.
  8. Ilpalazzo

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    -_-'

    Basics you (BAN ME PLEASE)
    go smoke more weed and die
    then we can all party
  9. Altmer

    Altmer rid this world of human waste
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    jmc so now
    because I haven't got this
    program called NB

    do you think I suck
    I'm not accepted anymore
    but i'm not a fag.
  10. Articuno64

    Articuno64 1 to 63 were taken
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    what a dumb topic
    you guys mess up your haikus
    learn to count okay
  11. Sanders

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    Silly

    Twit

    Unnecessary

    Pointless

    Idiotic

    Dumb
  12. Altmer

    Altmer rid this world of human waste
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    unfortunately
    my haiku has syllables
    a five-seven-five
  13. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    my dad is a dick
    he made me take out my ring
    my lip ring that is
  14. Altmer

    Altmer rid this world of human waste
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    oh how sad for you
    no metal shall go through lips
    unblemished again

    also my post count
    has reached the 1000 mark today
    rejoice in glory!
  15. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    this is where i say
    altmer bulbasaur you are
    very fucking crass
  16. Altmer

    Altmer rid this world of human waste
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    I make bad haikus
    about Exploud's bad subjects
    is that very crass?
  17. havoc

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    Most of the people
    that frequently post here now
    are total faggots.

    Unfortunately
    the non-faggots have a life
    to occupy time.
  18. Altmer

    Altmer rid this world of human waste
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    so do your haikus
    include big butterfree fans
    like me for instance?
  19. xcrissxcrossx

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    Psyduck is so fat
    I like to watch Psyduck walk
    He waddles with pride.
  20. Kordaihn

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    i got some new kicks
    iverson threes, rocking the black
    sex on a big stick

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