The Mystery of the Wandering Texas! (Texas vs. The Wanderer)

[Canis Majoris]

Ze Rules

2v2 LC Doubles
2 Day DQ
2 Recoveries/ 5 chills
Switch = what even
All Abilities
Training Items
ASB Arena

"What do you mean, there's another guy named Will?"

The Wanderer/Lad:

Froakie

Froakie [Jager] (Male)
Nature: Naive (+15% Spe, +23 Accuracy, -1 SpD)
Type: Water
Abilities: Torrent, Protean (H)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 82 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
EC: 3/9
MC: 0
AC: 4/5
Attacks:
Level Up:
Bubble
Fling
Growl
Lick
Pound
Quick Attack
Round
Smokescreen
Water Pulse
Egg:
Camouflage
Mind Reader
Mud Sport
Toxic Spikes
Water Sport
TM:
Ice Beam
Protect
Scald
Taunt
U-turn

Spritzee

Spritzee [Will] (Male)
Nature: Relaxed (+1 Def, -15% Spe, -10 evasion)
Type: Fairy
Abilities: Healer, Aroma Veil (H)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 20 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
EC: 5/6
MC: 0
AC: 4/5
Attacks:
Level Up:
Aromatherapy
Calm Mind
Draining Kiss
Echoed Voice
Fairy Wind
Odor Sleuth
Sweet Kiss
Sweet Scent
Egg:
Captivate
Disable
Refresh
Wish
TM:
Energy Ball
Hidden Power - Ground
Protect
Substitute
Thunderbolt
Toxic

Texas:

Skrelp

Skrelp (M)
Nature: Quiet (+SpA, -15% Spe, -10% Evasion)
Type: Water / Poison
Abilities: Poison Point / Poison Touch / Adaptability (H)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 0/6
MC: 0
AC: 0/5
Attacks:
Tackle
Smokescreen
Water Gun
Feint Attack
Tail Whip
Bubble
Acid
Camouflage
Poison Tail
Water Pulse
Acid Armor
Haze
Play Rough
Toxic Spikes
Venom Drench
Toxic
Venoshock
Protect
Thunderbolt
Surf
Total Moves: 20

Noibat

Noibat (F)
Nature: Modest (+SpA, -Atk)
Type: Flying / Dragon
Abilities: Frisk / Infiltrator / Telepathy (H)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 55
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 0/6
MC: 0
AC: 0/5
Attacks:
Screech
Supersonic
Tackle
Leech Life
Gust
Bite
Wing Attack
Agility
Air Cutter
Dark Pulse
Snatch
Switcheroo
Outrage
Tailwind
Taunt
Solarbeam
Psychic
Substitute
Fly
Total Moves: 19

"Ugh, fine, I'll ref your match, but I'm not commenting on it."

Texas orders, then Wanderer/Lad, then Ref. I think.
Durr?

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Well this looks like a bitch.

Noibat: Taunt Spritzee ~ Tailwind ~ Air Cutter

Skrelp: Toxic Spritzee ~ Venoshock Spritzee ~ Venoshock Spritzee

Both: If Spritzee uses Protect when you are targetting it, change your action to Solarbeam Froakie / Thunderbolt Froakie respectively
Noibat: If you are Taunted then change your action set to Fly Froakie ~ Thunderbolt Froakie ~ Fly Froakie from the Taunt action
Skrelp: If you are Taunted then change your action set to Play Rough Froakie ~ Venoshock Spritzee ~ Venoshock Spritzee from the Taunt action

 

[The Wanderer]

<Heh, this'll be easy. Doof even left us a nice opening.>
Jager: Protect (Will) -> Ice Beam (Noibat) -> Ice Beam (Noibat)

<Take not thine foe lightly, Jager.
Rabbit-suckers our nemesis may be,
but wily as well. Have at thee, cretins!>
Will: Thunderbolt (Skrelp) -> Disable (Skrelp, Venoshock) -> Draining Kiss (Noibat)

I'm pretty sure I got Will's lines wrong. Iambic pentameter is hard.

EDIT: Also, they'll both be carrying exp shares.

 

[Canis Majoris]

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jager!
"...What?"
Nevermind me.
​

Wanderer:

Jager
HP: 90
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 82 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Torrent
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Normal

Will
HP: 100
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 20 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Healer
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Not a Mollux Normal

Texas:

Skrelp
HP: 90
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Poison Point, Poison Touch
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Normal

Noibat
HP: 90
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 55
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Frisk, Infiltrator
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Normal

Calcs

Froakie > Noibat > Skrelp > Spritzee
Froakie's Protect! (-7)
Noibat's Taunt! (-10) (Froakie Taunt 6a)
Skrelp's Toxic! (-6)
Spritzee's Thunderbolt! (-7)
(crit = 9188 no) (eff = 5423 no) Damage = (9+1.5)*1.5 = 15.75 to Skrelp
-
Froakie's Ice Beam! (-7)
(crit = 9626 no) (eff = 3860 no) Damage = (9+1.5)*2.25 = 23.625 to Noibat
Noibat's Tailwind! (-9) (Tailwind Texas 6a)
Skrelp's Venoshock! (-7)
(crit = 7999 no) Damage = 7*1.5 = 10.5 to Spritzee
Spritzee's Disable! (-7) (Skrelp Disable Venoshock 6a)
-
Noibat's Air Cutter! (-3)
(hit Froakie = 5428 yes) (crits = 1338 6152 no both) Damage = 6+3+3 = 12 to Froakie; 6+3 = 9 to Spritzee
Froakie's Ice Beam! (-11)
(crit = 53 yes) (eff = 4444 ._. no) Damage = (9+1.5+3)*2.25 = 30.375 to Noibat
Skrelp's Venoshock was Disabled!
Spritzee's Draining Kiss! (-6)
(crit = 9413 no) Damage = (5+3+1.5)*1.5 = 14.25 to Noibat (+10.6875 Spritzee)
-
END:
Froakie: -12 HP, -25 EN
Spritzee: -8.8125 HP, -20 EN
Skrelp: -15.75 HP, -13 EN
Noibat: -68.25 HP, -22 EN

Wanderer:

Jager
HP: 78
EN: 75
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 82 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Torrent
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Taunt 4a

Will
HP: 91
EN: 80
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 20 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Healer
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Not a Mollux Normal
Texas:

Skrelp
HP: 74
EN: 87
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 52 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Poison Point, Poison Touch
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Disabled (Venoshock, 5a), Tailwind 5a

Noibat
HP: 22
EN: 78
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 55 110
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Frisk, Infiltrator
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Tailwind 5a

E: Done, The Wanderer is up!

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Exp. Shares 4 both sry

 

[The Wanderer]

<Yeah, I watched that show. Recon Corps were a bunch of redshirts.>

<Mistaken thou art, Jager, for known
as the Survey Corps are they.>

<Who cares? Redshirts all the same.>

Jager: Taunt (Skrelp) -> Ice Beam (Noibat)*/** -> Ice Beam (Noibat)*/**
*If Noibat uses a p/e move, use Quick Attack
**If Noibat uses a damaging evasive move, use Quick Attack
KO: If Noibat faints, redirect all remaining attacks at Skrelp

Will: Hidden Power (Skrelp) -> Thunderbolt (Skrelp) -> Hidden Power (Skrelp)
*If Skrelp uses a p/e move, use Fairy Wind (Noibat)

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Noibat: Solarbeam Froakie ~ Fly Froakie ~ Fly Froakie
Skrelp: Thunderbolt Froakie ~ Thunderbolt Froakie ~Thunderbolt Froakie

 

[Canis Majoris]

Clever comment goes here.​

Wanderer:

Jager
HP: 78
EN: 75
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 82 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Torrent
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Taunt 4a Normal

Will
HP: 91
EN: 80
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 20 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Healer
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Not a Mollux Normal
Texas:

Skrelp
HP: 74
EN: 87
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 52 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Poison Point, Poison Touch
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Disabled (Venoshock, 5a), Tailwind 5a

Noibat
HP: 22
EN: 78
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 55 110
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Frisk, Infiltrator
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Tailwind 5a

Calcs

Noibat is absorbing sunlight! (Wait what.)
Froakie's Taunt! (-10)
(Taunt Skrelp 6a)
Skrelp's Thunderbolt! (-7)
(crit = 9920 no) (eff = 9770 no) Damage = (9+3)*1.5 = 18 to Froakie
Spritzee's Hidden Power! (-4)
(crit = 4297 no) Damage = (6+1.5)*1.5 = 11.25 to Skrelp
Noibat's Solarbeam! (-8)
(crit = 4609 no) Damage = (12+3)*1.5 = 22.5 to Froakie
-
Froakie's Quick Attack! (-3)
(crit = 1986 no) Damage = 4 to Noibat
Noibat flew up!
Skrelp's Thunderbolt! (-11)
(crit = 593 yes) (eff = 8823 no) Damage = (9+3+2)*1.5 = 21 to Froakie
Spritzee's Thunderbolt! (-7)
(crit = 8473 no) (eff = 7256 no) Damage = (9+1.5)*1.5 = 15.75 to Skrelp
Noibat's Fly! (-10)
(crit = 5070 no) Damage = (9+3+3) = 15 to Froakie

-
Froakie's Quick Attack! (-3)
(crit = 4362 no) Damage = 4 to Noibat
Noibat flew up!
Skrelp's Thunderbolt! (-15)
(irrelevant rolls) Froakie fainted! (1 KOC Skrelp)
Spritzee's Hidden Power! (-4)
(crit = 4263 no) Damage = (6+1.5)*1.5 = 11.25 to Skrelp
Noibat's Fly! (-14)
-
END:
Froakie ded
Spritzee: -15 EN
Noibat: -8 HP, -32 EN
Skrelp: -38.25 HP, -33 EN

Wanderer:

Jager
HP: 0
EN: KO
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 82 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Torrent
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Fainted

Will
HP: 91
EN: 65
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 20 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Healer
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Not a Mollux Normal
Texas:

Skrelp
HP: 36
EN: 54
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 52 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Poison Point, Poison Touch
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Disabled (Venoshock, 2a), Tailwind 2a

Noibat
HP: 14
EN: 46
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 55 110
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Frisk, Infiltrator
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Tailwind 2a

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Noibat: Psychic ~ Fly ~ Psychic

Skrelp: Toxic ~ Water Pulse ~ Venoshock

 

[The Wanderer]

<Alas, poor Jager! Vengeance I shall wreak
upon our foes for this cruel fate upon thee!>

<Dude, I'm not dead.>

Draining Kiss (Noibat) -> Thunderbolt (Skrelp) -> Disable (Skrelp, Venoshock)

 

[Canis Majoris]

My face when Healer.​

Wanderer:

Will
HP: 91
EN: 65
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 20 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Healer
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Not a Mollux Normal

Texas:

Skrelp
HP: 36
EN: 54
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 52 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Poison Point, Poison Touch
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Disabled (Venoshock, 2a), Tailwind 2a

Noibat
HP: 14
EN: 46
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 55 110
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Frisk, Infiltrator
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Tailwind 2a

Calcs

Noibat's Psychic! (-5.5)
(crit = 1081 no) (eff = 4381 no) Damage = (6+1) = 7 to Spritzee
Skrelp's Toxic! (-6)
Spritzee's Draining Kiss! (-6)
(crit = 2790 no) Damage = (5+3+1.5)*1.5 = 14.25 to Noibat (+10.6875 Spritzee)
Noibat fainted! (1 KOC Spritzee)
(-1 Spritzee)
-
Skrelp's Water Pulse! (-3)
(crit = 2528 no) (eff = 2158 yes) (duration = 3 4a) Damage = (6+3) = 9 to Spritzee
(selfhit = 7082 yes) Damage = (4-1.5) = 2.5 to Spritzee (-3 EN)
(-1 Spritzee)
-
Skrelp's Venoshock! (-7)
(crit = 1143 no) Damage = (13+3)*1.5 = 24 to Spritzee
(selfhit = 8631 yes) Damage = 2.5 to Spritzee (-3 EN)
-
(healer = 3 no)
END:
Noibat ded
Skrelp: -16 EN
Spritzee: -38.3125 HP, -12 EN

Wanderer:

Will
HP: 53
EN: 53
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 20 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Healer
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Confusion 0a, Toxic 2DPA
Texas:

Skrelp
HP: 36
EN: 38
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 52 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Poison Point, Poison Touch
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Normal

Noibat
HP: 0
EN: KO
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 55 110
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Frisk, Infiltrator
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Fainted

ughhhh just get it over with

 

[The Wanderer]

<Begone, venomous whoreson!>
Thunderbolt -> Hidden Power -> Thunderbolt
*If Skrelp uses a p/e move, chill and push actions down, but only once
**If Skrelp uses Venoshock, use Disable (Venoshock) and push actions down, but only once

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

fyi Healer's description says it heals teammates only

I think this does it

Venoshock ~ Acid ~ Poison Tail+Poison Tail

vensoshock 24, acid, 10.5, ptail combo 19

tbolt ~16, hidden power less than that, no attack a1

 

[Canis Majoris]

My face when actually no Healer.​

Wanderer:

Will
HP: 53
EN: 53
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 20 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Healer
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Confusion 0a, Toxic 2DPA

Texas:

Skrelp
HP: 36
EN: 38
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Poison Point, Poison Touch
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Normal

Calcs

Skrelp's Venoshock! (-11)
(crit = 6254 no) Damage = 24 to Spritzee
Spritzee's Disable! (-7)
(-2 Spritzee)
-
Skrelp's Acid! (-2)
(crit = 7666 no) (eff = 1418 no) Damage = (4+3)*1.5 = 10.5 to Spritzee
Spritzee's Tbolt! (-7)
(crit = 5591 no) (eff = 3754 no) Damage = 15.75 to Skrelp
(-2 Spritzee)
-
Spritzee's Hidden Power! (-4)
(crit = 1577 no) Damage = 11.25 to Skrelp
Skrelp's Poison Tail Combo! (-20)
(crit = 2189 no) Damage = (5*2.25 + 3 -1.5)*1.5 = 19.125 to Spritzee
Spritzee fainted! (KOC Skrelp)

Wanderer:

Will
HP: 0
EN: KO
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 20 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
Abilities: Healer
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Fainted
Texas:

Skrelp
HP: 9
EN: 5
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
Abilities: Poison Point, Poison Touch
Item: Exp. Share
Status: Normal


KOCs: Spritzee 1, Skrelp 2

PRIZES:
Texas: 1 CC
Noibat: 1 EC 3 MC 1 AC
Skrelp: 1 EC 3 MC 1 AC 2 KOC

Wanderer: 1 CC
Spritzee: 1 EC 3 MC 1 AC 1 KOC
Froakie: 1 EC 3 MC 1 AC

Me: 4 UC
Cheers!