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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. EeveeTrainer

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    #SPP'ers...

    [21:52] <Jennifer> HELLO
    [21:52] <Jennifer> I JUST WANT TO ASK U A QUISTION
    [21:53] <Jennifer> IS SELIBY ON POKEMON EMRALD VERISON?
  2. Layell

    Layell Alas poor Yorick!
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    <Surgo> nooooooo smogon isn't responding when I go to infract
    <Surgo> whew okay it responded
    <Synre> HIT IT HARDER
    <Jumpman16> lol
    <Shiv> lol
    <Mekkah> in fact
    <Synre> smogon itself... defending horrible posting?
  3. cookie

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    rofl smogon is alive!
  4. Layell

    Layell Alas poor Yorick!
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    *** cloud has been kicked by MEGATRON (KABOOM)
    *** cloud has joined #smogon
    *** Porygon2 sets mode +o on cloud
    *** MEGATRON has quit (hit and run)

    EDIT: Awesome one, spaces mean different sections to eliminate worthless stuff.
    <Guest8944> my netbattle isnt working
    <Carl> the server is down
    <Carl> relax
    <WaterBomb> buy a new computer
    <Vincent> lol
    <WaterBomb> and cut yourself
    <Guest8944> like my friends are able to get to the servers ip but my friends are
    <Vincent> go to pokerealm :D
    *** Carl changed topic to THE SERVER IS DOWN STOP ASKING# welcome to pokemon grand central station - for all your battling desires! #
    <Misty> haha
    <ControllerOfFlames> jump of a ten story building
    <ryubahamut> lol
    <Guest8944> but if they can get on then how come i cant


    <WaterBomb> they're not getting on smogon
    <Guest8944> there on their own server
    <Guest8944> i cant get into theirs even wit the ip
    <Guest8944> why cant i
    <Carl> obviously god hates you
    <Carl> and doesn't want you to play pokemon
    <ControllerOfFlames> turn off the computer that should help
    <AJC> your doing something wrong or your firewall setting is too high :P
    <ryubahamut> ...
    <Shiv> was i the only one trying to make a message out of the red letters?
    <WaterBomb> Guest - I know what's wrong
    <Guest8944> it saying valid name no data record of the type
    <WaterBomb> Your friends don't like you and don't want you on their server, so they gave you the wrong information to make you frustrated when you can't get on
    <ControllerOfFlames> but don't worry
    <WaterBomb> right now they are all calling each other on cell phones giggling like school girls and going "dude he thinks that's a real server ip LZOL"
    <ControllerOfFlames> pokerealm will be your new friend

    <ControllerOfFlames> So guest did you get on the server yet?

    <Guest8944> no

    <Guest8944> haha o gpt pm
    <ryubahamut> yeah, i am in.
    <Guest8944> i got on
    <Guest8944> hahahahaha
    <Guest8944> i spelled the ip wrong

    *** Guest8944 has been kicked by Carl (wonderful)
    <ControllerOfFlames> rofl
    <Shiv> what the hell
    <Shiv> how can you 'spell' the ip wrong
    <zerowing> lol
    <ryubahamut> 10$ that he'll return crying about being on the receiving end of the power abuse.
  5. DragonDance

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    [21:54:58] Klan Klux Ku: LAZY (BAN ME PLEASE) SON BITCH ADMINISTRATORS CANT FIX LAG LAZY (BAN ME PLEASE) SON BITCH ADMINISTRATORS CANT FIX LAG
  6. Atlas

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    [00:14:50] Kokimotoh: ME WERA AN MONQUEI OF BARZIL AND ME EAT BANANA AND I RULE
  8. West

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    I LOL'd to this.
  9. DragonDance

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    Legend Killer: u gwan die now
  10. West

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    what's gwan is it like a bug?
  11. narwhal

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    MoOnwALkeR: Hey
    MoOnwALkeR: PaTTar
    PatTar: no who are you go away.
    MoOnwALkeR: Do u think I should exchange any pokemon of my team?
    MoOnwALkeR: Do u like porygon 2?
    PatTar: go away
    MoOnwALkeR: Fuck yourself
  12. Mike B

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    [22:30:24] Giacomini: Good night people of Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Europe, United States, Canada, Mexico, good night! Somebody wants to battle?

    [22:32:29] Giacomini: We go people there, I I want to use to advantage the night, in Brazil are already 23:30 here, is late, daqui little I will have that to sleep, please! A Battle!

    [22:32:46] Gabrielzim: engube
  13. Rare Candy

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    Lolin
  14. SSBM roy

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    ghostboy: hehehe
    ghostboy: i go to the toilet uhauhahuhua

    ghostboy: teacher qm gooooo to the toilet
    ghostboy: i can't missssssssssssss

    ghostboy: you's noobs??
    ghostboy: expert!!!!!!!!!!!

    ghostboy: my english is a correct!
    ghostboy: huahuhuahuhuahuahuuhahua

    ghostboy: my brazilian is a best!!11

    ghostboy: good bay
  15. Loki

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    ghostboy......the heir apparent to the legendary alonketchum 13
  16. rtc3

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    ... the hell? I still lol'd though
  17. Hipmonlee

    Hipmonlee Have a rice day
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    [22:38:04] <@Steelicks> confide in me, steelicks
    [22:38:09] <@Steelicks> i'm ready to listen.
    [22:38:16] * @Steelicks (~danstan_n@you.mother.too) Quit (HAHAHAHAHAHHA MISINFORMED!)

    'Have a nice day.
  18. theamericandream38

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    lol even Hip makes mistakes. Also roy I was lolling hard at GHOSTBOY
  19. Shiv

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    Sorry to disappoint you but that is Steelicks for sure.
  20. Doomsday

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    every single brazillian on the internet likes to "laugh" like that.

    also tad hip once said "have a mice day" heh!!!!!!!
  21. theamericandream38

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    needs more revival

    * genitals has quit (User has been permanently banned from DejaToons (castrated))
  22. Shiv

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    surgo kept telling me to post this here so :-

    [02:47:32] Testingthisteam: hello
    [02:47:33] Shiv: hi
    [02:47:42] Testingthisteam: how r u?
    [02:48:50] Shiv: uh okay?
    [02:48:57] Testingthisteam: me too
    [02:50:24] Testingthisteam: hey
    [02:50:29] Testingthisteam: can i ask you something?
    [02:51:04] Shiv: yes?
    [02:51:14] Testingthisteam: can you propose a CC cup? :D
    [02:53:18] Testingthisteam: if you don't want, the it is ok
    [02:54:08] Shiv: i do not understand the flow of english from your keyboard, please explain in detail
    [02:54:30] Testingthisteam: if you can propose a challenge cup tournament
    [02:55:40] Shiv: i see, but can I propose a fist in your face first?
    [02:57:34] Testingthisteam: what=
    [02:58:51] Shiv: i still do not understand your dialect, please try to type without stressing on any of the words
    [02:59:08] Testingthisteam: let's go first
    [02:59:12] Testingthisteam: are you a moderator?
    [02:59:21] Shiv: do I have a * next to my name?
    [02:59:27] Testingthisteam: yes
    [02:59:35] Shiv: then yes, I believe I am
    [02:59:48] Testingthisteam: so, you have the skill to propose a challenge cup tournament
    [02:59:51] Testingthisteam: don't you?
    [03:00:17] Shiv: do I have a * next to my name?
    [03:00:23] Testingthisteam: yes
    [03:00:24] Shiv: then yes, I believe I do
    [03:00:40] Testingthisteam: so i'm just asking you if you can propose one...that is all
    [03:01:10] Shiv: but I am still not understanding the flow of data from your keyboard
    [03:01:16] Shiv: will you try binary?
    [03:01:21] Testingthisteam: ok
    [03:02:36] Shiv: are you trying binary then?

    It was a pm I got from someone. For the record, 'I propose a fist in your face' was on request by Surgay. Oops, Surgo.
  23. Mike B

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    [21:18] * Glen (~SmogonJav@74.101.219.218) has joined #smogon

    [21:18] <Surgo> glen :D

    [21:18] * Glen (~SmogonJav@74.101.219.218) Quit (Smogon forever!!!)
  24. Steelicks

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    <WiFiGuest6321> How can I upgrade my Jinx his base defense????????????????/

    i like this quote for the following reasons:

    1. username speaks volumes regarding this users intelligence
    2. jynx will always be female, and yet "his" was used
    3. jynx was also spelt wrong
    4. he's asking if it can be "upgraded"...
    5. base defense cannot be altered by any means
    6. overuse of question marks, with a / at the end for good measure
  25. Mekkah

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    hahahalso

    <McGraw> you such a cunning linguist

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