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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. Hazerider

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    quoting yourself should be bannable
  2. Mekkah

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    It's ok page 10 was really good we can afford a bad start of page 11.
  3. Layell

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    This joke is lost on me.
  4. monkfish

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    this is the eleventh page of quotes genius

    also i thought the start was pretty funny :(
  5. Seph

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    This was an interesting conversation I had the other day of some guy thinking i'm a girl.

    <reaal sweet fighter1> are you a girl you sound hot
    <seph> yeah I am
    <reaal sweet fighter1> want to go out in this game
    <seph> who are you again
    <reaal sweet fighter1> nvm srry

    about 5 minutes later.....

    <reaal sweet fighter1> do you ahve any otehr friends thate are girls that play this game
    <seph> a few
    <reaal sweet fighter1> can i date 1 of them?
    <seph> lol
    <seph> how old are you
    <reaal sweet fighter1> 15
    <seph> oh, so you're just a kid
    <reaal sweet fighter1> omg
    <reaal sweet fighter1> sry i lied
    <reaal sweet fighter1> I can't tell my real age
    <seph> you're a really bad liar
    <reaal sweet fighter1> thats y i out a fake one
    <reaal sweet fighter1> i'm not lieing
    <reaal sweet fighter1> ok fine I lied
    <reaal sweet fighter1> i'm 15
    <seph> I know
    <reaal sweet fighter1> im still older than most people here

    He signed off right after that. I've got some other decent stuff. I'll try and dig it up.
  6. david stone

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    [00:10] <Giga-Punch> is a gay
  7. Great Sage

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    I remember those conversations SePh posted; they were from when he and I were CCing on NB.
  8. I stalled someone on NetBattle with a Jumpluff:

    hyperkid789: fuck u u 2 boring bch get a faking life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bitch

    Next time you challenge me, hyperkid, use some rules. Like sleep clause.

    EDIT:

    MistyFan: legends is of n00bs
  9. david stone

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    Just a follow-up:

    [02:10] <Giga-Punch> is a gay
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    [00:22] <@chaos> my official stance:
    [00:22] <@chaos> "ask aeolus"
    [00:22] * Aeolus (aeolus@150.243.122.87) has joined #internet
    [00:22] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Aeolus
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    out of context AND a typo

    <natalie> the high notes were excrutiating. kakky i man
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    11/17/07 01:38:16 PM ---TRUMON---: noob your mother fucker
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    [23:32] <+Roy> i LOVE gays
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    A whole bunch of idiot quotes all in one thread (long)

    I scoured all of Smogon to find these, but I think I'm missing a few. I didn't go through the NB screenshots thread or the Smogon Bash thingy.






    <doduo> -go,deoxys. -go,deoxys. -deoxys,iron defense. -deoxys,psichoboast. -deoxys,recover. -your deoxys defense form pokemon is preatty good.but lets see if you can handle this.deoxys,pursuit.-deoxys,counter.-deoxys,superpower.-deoxys,mirror coat. -deoxys,no.return and go articuno.sherr cold.-deoxys,return.go,magmar.overheat.-articuno,gust.-magmar,jump and use iron tail on articuno.-articuno,icy wind.-magmar,ember.-articuno,sherr cold.-overheat,magmar.booooooo
    <doduo> and i enjoy pokemon,chaos.
    <doduo> did you like it this episode,chaos?
    <doduo> who liked this episode?
    <doduo> it is someone there?
    <doduo> reed all the episode and you will like it,misty.

    ------------------

    <doduo> go,butterfree.use psybeam on deoxys.deoxys use from exchange and transformed into defense form.butterfree,silver wind.deoxys used protect.butterfree,use solarbeam.deoxys is using iron defense.butterfree,use toxic.deoxys is hit by toxic.butterfree,use solarbeam.deoxys is hit.go masterball. it will be a 3 on 3 battle.i,blaine,can not change pokemon in the midle of battle,but you cand.lets begin.-go,rapidash.-go,venusaur.use sweet scent.-rapidash,n
    <doduo> did you liked the episode?
    <doduo> did you liked the episode?are you bliend.
    <@Misty> Pfft, geez man, you should be in high school
    <@Misty> you've got an education, use it!
    <@Misty> I could spell better than that at 10!
    <doduo> i have 15 years and i am on 8 class.
    <@Misty> Middle school, it's still sufficient to spell things like "can't"
    <doduo> did you liked the episode?if you dont liked the episode,spell it.
    <doduo> you want me to repeat it?
    <doduo> this is treath

    ----------------

    <doduo> helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo.
    <@Misty> It needs some drama
    <@Misty> Like when Kefka comes in and uses Light of Judgement on Ash's Pikachu and makes him go emo
    <doduo> helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo.is someone thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
    <doduo> criticant.all the guys think that hey are smarter.
    <doduo> you are all jeleous on me.

    ---------------

    so i [chaos] decide to talk like a netbattler with him

    <doduo> chaos,did you liked the episode 114?i just writted.
    <chaos> its to use pokemon battle my barkers plox
    <chaos> episode when?
    <chaos> episode when?
    <chaos> episode when?
    <chaos> episode when?
    <doduo> common,give me a answer.you liked?
    <chaos> like is yes i wish to chelgne my figth.
    <doduo> you want to challange me?
    <chaos> BATTLE
    <chaos> CHALLENG MY
    <doduo> okay.did you liked the epiosde that i writed?
    <chaos> EPISODES FOREVER ! ! !
    <doduo> look for the episode 115.i will write it again,but not here.
    <chaos> WHERE IS THE EPISODE I CANT FIND IT BLAGH BLAGH BLAGH
    <doduo> on bulbagarden it is the episode.
    <chaos> episode for my?
    <doduo> yes.
    <doduo> i did this ofr you,because you like pokemon just like me.
    <doduo> i did this for you,because you like pokemon just like me.
    <chaos> its to play pokemon with you.if i were someone i could battle my
    <dodrio> then lets get started.go,volbeat.
    <chaos> go treecko NO MY GYM IS REALLY THE FIRE BADGE
    <dodrio> volbeat,thunder wave.
    <chaos> TREECKO EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
    <chaos> who want to lose with me
    <chaos> who want to lose with me
    <chaos> who want to lose with me
    <dodrio> volbeat,supersonic.

    ---------

    main chat again

    * doduo is now known as dodrio
    <@Misty> hi
    <dodrio> hi.now shut up.
    <@Misty> hey don't tell me to shut up
    <@Misty> you shut up
    <dodrio> say hi ony one time,not all the time.you are getting annoyed.

    --------

    so he comes back on a different nick (i [chaos] am Internet-sama)


    <sceptile> hellooooooooooooo.
    <sceptile> is somebody on www.serebii.net
    <+Internet-sama> hi doduo
    <+Internet-sama> how are you
    <sceptile> i am sceptile,not doduo,inter boy.
    <sceptile> i am sceptile,not doduo,inter boy.are you bliend?
    <+Internet-sama> no do you enjoy large cocks
    <sceptile> i challenge you to a synopsis pokemon battle,you inter idiot.
    <sceptile> if you are not afraid to loose
    <Internet-sama> I AM TO BATTLE SCEPTILE BATTLE .
    <Internet-sama> . . . . .
    <Internet-sama> . . . . .
    <Internet-sama> . . . . .
    <Internet-sama> BATTLE . . .
    <sceptile> go,ludicolo.
    <Internet-sama> LUDICOLO IS BANNED NO LUDICOLO NO MEWTWO NO KYORGR NO SPORE NO QUICK CLAW NO LEFTOVERS NO HORN DRILL!!!
    <sceptile> are you afraid that you will loose,chaos?

    -----------------

    <sceptile> go,ludicolo,i said.
    <Internet-sama> BATTLE
    <Internet-sama> BATTLE
    <Internet-sama> BATTLE!!!!!
    <Internet-sama> COMBATE FOR MY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
    <sceptile> ludicolo,nature power.
    <Internet-sama> COMBATE FOR MY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
    <Internet-sama> NO LUDICOLO
    <sceptile> nature power-stun spore attack on you,chaos.your name is king of the internet.you have it before this name when your name whas chaos.you liked that episode pokemon 113.
    <sceptile> ludicolo,focus punch.
    <sceptile> sceptile,use leaf blade.
    <internet-sama2> ludicolo,focus punch.

    [He actually switched nicks to move my pokemon]


    <sceptile> ludicolo,hiperbeam on inter-idiot.

    ----

    <sceptile> who are you,dude?
    <+Kadabra> wtf >.>
    <Josherific> .-.
    <sceptile> wwww.fanfiction.net
    <+Kadabra> . . .
    <sceptile> www.joshe-boy is a idiot.com.
    <Himiko> hi Kadabra
    <+Kadabra> Hi.
    <sceptile> hi,kadabra.do you want a pokemon synopsis battle.misty is to afraid to battle with me.

    -------

    <sceptile> i knew it.you changed your name back.
    <chaos> i wasn't hiding you moronic twat
    <sceptile> you are a moron,inter or should i say,chaos contol.
    <chaos> (You have filled my heart with greater joy then when their grain and new wine abound.) († Promise Quotes †)
    <dodrio> hello.did you liked the episode 113 and 114?
    <chaos> (A lying tongue hates it victims, and a flattering mouth causes ruin.) († Useful Proverbs †)
    <dodrio> hello.did you liked the episode 113 and 114?
    <chaos> (I will listen to what God the Lord will say; he promises peace to his people, his saints.) († Promise Quotes †)
    <dodrio> you dont remember me?i evolved from doduo.
    <chaos> (In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight.) († Promise Quotes †)
    <dodrio> you dont remember me?i evolved from doduo.
    <chaos> (Pride goes before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall.) († Promise Quotes †)
    -> [dodrio] VERSION
    <dodrio> chaos,is something wrong with you?you seem a little different like in proverb,,i like your cow,brother, but is to expensive''.
    <dodrio> ,,a man that goes for a tresure'' ,,goes to help the poor people''.

    ---------

    <dodrio> i love you from the day i fished you from the lake,ash,said misty.-i love you to ,misty.you are so sweet and i love you to,said ash lowering his head at misty and giving her a kiss on her lips.misty,can you put this story on serebiiforums,please?i will do anithing for you,if you put my story on serebiiforums.
    <dodrio> but i just want misty to put my story on serebiiforums.i ask so much from him?
    <+Kadabra> And I'm not exagerating.
    <dodrio> you are a imbecile.whi are you picking on me?i didnt did nothing to you,leaf face.
    <Kadabra> WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU JUST GO TO SEREBIIFORMS AND POST IT THERE YOURSELF?!!
    <dodrio> i dont know how.

    ----

    <dodrio> okay.but what is a bot?it is cookie seller?i like cookies with chocolate.
    <dodrio> and i like donuts with sugar and chocolate.

    ----

    and finally..

    <dodrio> and yes misty,enghlish is my first language.




    <dodrio> what is that a bot?
    <dodrio> a,now i get it.a bot is a cockie seller,no?
    <dodrio> okay.but what is a bot?it is cookie seller?i like cookies with chocolate.
    <dodrio> and i like donuts with sugar and chocolate.

    <Josherific> certainly is quite an 'episode' isn't it? :/
    <+chaos> i love it doduo
    <+chaos> whats the next part?
    <+chaos> it cuts off at -go,venusaur.use sweet scent.-rapidash
    <+chaos> i'd like to read the rest
    <doduo> yes and it about another new character that i invented in my mind.larry goldenrod is a elite four trainer,josheferic.


    #bulbagarden

    <Misty> hello sonuis
    <Sonuis> Hi Misty
    <Mahoro> Yo.
    <sceptile> hello,sonuis.i challenge you to a pokemon synopsis battle,because misty is to afraid it will loose.
    <Mahoro> .....
    <Sonuis> Okay

    sceptile

    <sceptile> go,ludicolo.
    <Sonuis> I tie up Ludicolo
    <Sonuis> Since this Sypnosis is loose.
    <sceptile> now chose a pokemon.
    <Sonuis> But
    <Sonuis> This synopsis is done
    <Sonuis> It's all tied together

    Later

    <Sonuis> Do you like Hamburgers?
    <Sonuis> Oh, so that's it eh?
    <Sonuis> You'd rather duel than battle?
    <Sonuis> Then in that case
    <Sonuis> I activate my trap!
    <Sonuis> Ojama Trio!
    <Sonuis> Running away?
    <Sonuis> Wimp!
    <dodrio> ludicolo,hiperbeam.
    <Sonuis> You take 300 damage to your life points
    <Sonuis> For some unbeknownst reason
    <dodrio> shut up,ant brain.


    <vibrava3000> hello.it's someone there?you know i like to know when will be a american name for the episode 385.if you don't know nothing,i know a very good title.the name of the enghlish title that i sugest it is,,Ash and Snorunt''.what do you say about this enghlish title?if you like it,you can'd sugest the who is doing enghlish title for the pokemon episode's to put and this episode title,because the title is very cool.
    <chaos> copy paste it a few more times someone is destined to respond
    <vibrava3000> you can say that this title they have it,but they was very confused about the title.and after they will put this title,you can tell them that the title''Ash and Snount,, is very good for the episode 385 and they will be paied for this episode title.what do you say about this idea,arty2?
    <vibrava3000> but you can tell them that it was their ideea,but they forgot about this title
    <chaos> you'll never be a flygon5000 with all these stupid comments!
    <vibrava3000> what's that flyon5000?i never heard about this name.maiby i will evolve into flygon3000.it isn't sound's cool?

    <celebi2000> i want to say that im sory for what i said the other day.you were right.the episode with barboach is a crap.you are my favorite site of them all.im coming on your site,because it's having the most cool episode pictures of them all.i hope to acept my apollagy






    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IM IS BRAZILIAN
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: BARILIAN IS GRAND
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: FOR AMERICANS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: EATING CHEAT AMERICANS GAYs
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: FUCK YOU AMERICANS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: GEORGE BUSH IT IS DANGERS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: DESTRUCTION IRAKE
    chaos: man you are like comedy wrapped in an ugly brazilian body
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: DE DOUBLE TOWERS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IS CHEAT
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: USA LIKE MONEY
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IS THE THIRDWORLD
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: USA COUNTRY FOR CHEATS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: USA 100% GAY
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Hi
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Fucked Americans
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Sit In mi dicky
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Americans Idiots
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: you mother too
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: you mother too
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: filhod da puta
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: fuck you
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: PEOPPLES SORRY
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IM NEDD SPEAK WHAT..............
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: AMERICANS GAYs AND PEOPLES CHEAT








    [18:48:49] cassy14907: demons?!?!?!?!?!!?!?inuyasha movie 3 :ruler of the honerbal sword!!!!! oh crap i keep watchinh that!!!!!!!!!








    [12:26:37] lord: you battle, you fucker the beacth






    [18:28:31] saske-narto: some mother wonts fight, welll are alls a chikens!!!!!!

    [19:02:11] saske-narto: all are a sockets







    [12:18:43] WindowsXp: Your mother is a shit!!!






    Corey Tailor: Pokemon is the Worst Game in the world,.. all the players arte Sons of Bitch's,... You Motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Gonn aPlay my Playstation 2,.. is SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING GAME BOY GAME !!!!!!!
    Corey Tailor: Pokemon is the Worst Game in the world,.. all the players arte Sons of Bitch's,... You Motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Gonn aPlay my Playstation 2,.. is SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING GAME BOY GAME !!!!!!!
    Corey Tailor: Pokemon is the Worst Game in the world,.. all the players arte Sons of Bitch's,... You Motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Gonn aPlay my Playstation 2,.. is SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING GAME BOY GAME !!!!!!!
    (a few more lines)




    [17:54:01] [GM]Dolys: superplayer fucker HEY DON'T BATTLE WITH SUPER PLAYER HE'S THIEF






    [17:53:34] mister_x: battle me or ill turn supersaiyan





    [20:27:56] Chav No 1.: r u chav
    [20:27:59] Thunda: no
    [20:27:59] Chav No 1.: yeah
    [20:28:10] Chav No 1.: u shud
    [20:28:16] Chav No 1.: we are rulin da streetz





    [20:10:01] [DS]Inalina: HI ALL ! DARK STAR POWN YOU ALL !





    [21:14:20] abi: who in here wanna get nuke, step right up






    [14:48:28] Anakinerik: COMBATE FOR MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






    [14:32:44] Dark_Knight: what are the right evolution for the tyranibosh set?





    [17:37:57] rafael_pedroso: fuckin eu challegens






    [23:10:15] man: de king of de kind is my ho
    [23:10:51] man: my as de best of de words
    [23:12:00] man: gand the pisous
    [23:13:18] man: the games warcraft is the nice game x
    [23:13:47] man: little man is stupid de man

    [23:38:47] the king of the king: the king is my fucker gand







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    [18:02:42] [BATTLE FIELD]sauron: exscuse me.....my friend Yarko_ is bannato can you sbannare Yarko_?






    [20:28:03] FireRed: BETTLE





    [22:46:03] Jorge Luis: does anybody knows what is fucking (BAN ME PLEASE)???





    [16:01:29] Bananamatic: who hates that substiuber






    [16:12:27] SSJ5 Gotenks: WHATS UR NUMBER IM COLLECTING BOOST MIBILE WALKIE TALKIE NUMBERS






    [17:26:40] youlz: Who will make a championnish???





    [19:34:30] Afiag: challenge, befor I labotomize you






    [13:00:59] EXTREMEMcHARDCORE: the forgotter nija is gay
    [13:02:08] EXTREMEMcHARDCORE: see i cant even remember his name proply hes so gay



    EXTREMEMcHARDCORE: yo pokemon just becouse you cant get eny do try cyber you still wont lol
    EXTREMEMcHARDCORE: go x] ya mum ill battle to hole sever






    [23:45:09] Goldigger: Who wants to battle because I fucked all of your mother last night and it felt good





    alonketchum 13: WHY AMPAROS DONT HAVE WOOL?






    Leipuri: lamers lamers lamers lamers lamers fuck you please







    [19:34:48] RCCC: ANYONE ELSE HAVE SEXUAL FASTASIES ABOUT STARMIE OR IS THAT JUST ME?




    [16:13] yarko (shiny boy): shad up please
    [16:14] yarko (shiny boy): I cant sopport your name!!!+
    [16:14] yarko (shiny boy): ok soo go and suck your head!!!
    [16:14] yarko (shiny boy): ha ha ha






    [17:26:03] EricnDark: NO HAVE GAMERS GOODS IN HERE







    [19:15:22] Zangooserr: Sup People!!!!!!!!
    [19:15:41] Zangooserr: ahh
    [19:16:11] Zangooserr: I should stop looking at anime babes.........






    [13:49:05] alchemist: what means uber and fuck?





    [19:54:48] [JOLT] ADMIN JOLT: WHO WANTS TO BE IN THE JOLT CLAN
    [19:54:57] [Steelicks]: yes please
    [19:55:27] [JOLT] ADMIN JOLT: PUT LOLT IN YOUR NAME
    [19:55:31] [Steelicks]: LOLT?
    [19:55:31] [Steelicks]: ok
    [19:55:35] [Steelicks]: i am part of LOLT clan
    [19:56:09] [JOLT] ADMIN JOLT: NO IT IS CALLED JOLT NOT LOLT

    [18:13:07] [JOLT] ADMIN JOLT: WHY DO PEOPIE WHO GET POKEMON BATTLE SITE AND DOSENT LIKE IT






    [Demons]Saturnas: I fuck meat of you mother







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    [21:07:43] Timmyx: I am the leader of the club NO TREECKO i AM A GYM LEADER OF FIRE I HAVE NO BADGE NOW, BUT MY BADGE IS THE REALLY FIRE BADGE








    [21:53:35] storm: FATE IS THE WEAKEST NETBATTLE EVER HE USES A NIDOKING AND KEEPS USING HORN DRILL WHEN NIDOKING FAINTS HE FORFIET






    <Os7> Fake Text is Immature and not tolerated and if you insist on doing this you will be REMOVED !!
    <Os7> spanish ¿
    <Os7> chile
    <Os7> NiggaZ ?
    <Os7> 2PAC






    [23:49:52] ishbu kabar: does ne 1 here think pokemon is satanic?






    [20:43:30] T&S: fight me or i will send a super virus to you







    [00:15:48] eLHeBeR: CHALENGE MEEEE MOTHER FUNKINGS







    [16:41:13] Jamie West.: Hate hackers they hack my wins 150 now its 3






    [21:19:08] PopMusic: What skills do you have?
    [21:19:18] PokeQuest: great battleing
    [21:19:27] PokeQuest: good combos
    [21:19:47] PokeQuest: and other things i dont know about






    [17:37:08] Excalibur_The_Chao: WHO WANTS A MASTER? (GIRLS ONLY!)






    [21:42:10] timerbomb signed on.
    [21:42:38] timerbomb: i turned my comp on to say HI vineon
    [21:42:48] timerbomb: and sorry about last time too
    [21:42:53] timerbomb: k bye
    [21:42:55] timerbomb signed off.






    [11:07] Chariots of barn: im horny pls battle







    [14:33:56] v-gina: i want u
    [14:34:05] [Steelicks]: oh really?
    [14:34:09] v-gina: yes
    [14:34:31] [Steelicks]: would you... eat my pants?
    [14:34:40] v-gina: meybe
    [14:34:47] [Steelicks]: that really turns me on, baby
    [14:35:00] v-gina: moans at ur voice
    [14:35:13] [Steelicks]: please baby... eat my pants...
    [14:35:22] v-gina: first
    [14:35:28] v-gina: fuck me
    [14:36:00] [Steelicks]: but i cant... i cant remove my pants!
    [14:36:04] [Steelicks]: please... eat them off me...
    [14:36:26] v-gina: chews ur legpant
    [14:36:35] v-gina: and then the other
    [14:36:45] v-gina: slowly making my way up
    [14:36:56] [Steelicks]: i have removed my pants
    [14:36:58] [Steelicks]: please eat the rest
    [14:37:22] v-gina: eats
    [14:37:28] v-gina: and eats
    [14:37:38] v-gina: until their all gone
    [14:37:45] v-gina: now enough of this fuck me
    [14:37:53] v-gina: i need u
    [14:37:56] [Steelicks]: but i cant!
    [14:38:05] v-gina: y
    [14:38:20] [Steelicks]: i cant remove my pants :(






    [00:06:08] [TUAIMC]dark pokekid: he didn't make smogon
    [00:06:13] [TUAIMC]dark pokekid: choas that is
    [00:06:25] [TUAIMC]dark pokekid: et make smogon






    [fire]YouNeedABath: I run smogon.com and if you guys dont belive me then maybe ill shut down the site






    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: do you enter in my clã [tnt]?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: no thanks
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: please this clã veryvery good
    NZ-1337 [Test]: beat me and maybe ill consider it
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: enter?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: yes
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: is [TNT] OK?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: yea
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: DO YOU HAVE A MSN?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: yes
    NZ-1337 [Test]: beat me and i will tell you it
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: PELASE PASS MSN
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: coloca [TNT]
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: BUT ON [TNT]
    NZ-1337 [Test]: ?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: whats that mean?
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: PLEASE BUT ON THE NICK [TNT]
    NZ-1337 [Test]: you want me to change my name?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: what do you want me to change my name to?
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: BUT ON THE NICK [TNT]-NZ-1337
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: ok?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: are you my clan master?
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: mky clã is master is very good
    NZ-1337 [Test]: is the powerful of pokemon players on Netbattle?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: is he the most powerful of pokemon players on netbattle
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: yes but on the [TNT] IS YOUR NICK
    NZ-1337 [Test]: what is my rank?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: am i a grunt?
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: WHAT?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: am i powerful in the clan or am i weak?
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: yes i too
    NZ-1337 [Test]: k
    NZ-1337 [Test]: i cant change my name though
    NZ-1337 [Test]: because you did not beat my powers
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: you but on [tnt] is nick?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: i dont understand
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: but on [TNT]
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: NICKNAME
    NZ-1337 [Test]: we had deal of pokemon
    NZ-1337 [Test]: if you beat me
    NZ-1337 [Test]: i change name to [TNT[ NZ-1337
    NZ-1337 [Test]: but you did not beat me powers
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: I BEAT YOUR POWER IS GREAT
    NZ-1337 [Test]: who is clan leader
    NZ-1337 [Test]: i play pokemons with him
    NZ-1337 [Test]: and beat his powers
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: YOU GO BUT ON [TNT] THE NICK YES OR NO?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: NO
    NZ-1337 [Test]: what is TNT mean?
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: THIS BEST CLÃ
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: PLEASE BUT ON [TNT] IN THE NICKNAME
    NZ-1337 [Test]: DONT BE CHEATER! YOU DID NOT BEAT MY POWERS OF POKEMON PLAYER!
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: BUT ON THE [TNT] THE NICKNAME MY CLÃ TNT IS BEST I MEAN YOUR POWERS THIS FANTASTIC
    NZ-1337 [Test]: ok im getting bored
    NZ-1337 [Test]: plz leave me alone
    NZ-1337 [Test]: now
    NZ-1337 [Test]: im not going to /ignore you as i am hoping you will be smart enough to leave me alone
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: what you not but on [TNT]?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: I dont want to join any clan that is not supported by members of the Smogon forum
    NZ-1337 [Test]: However I will join if you pay me to be in your clan
    NZ-1337 [Test]: pay me in money that is
    NZ-1337 [Test]: (dont get any ideas)
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: MY CLÃ IS FRINDS THE SMOGONS MEMBERS
    NZ-1337 [Test]: Like who?
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: BUT ON THE [TNT] PLEASE
    NZ-1337 [Test]: who do you know from the smogon forums?
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: I NOT UNDERSTAND
    NZ-1337 [Test]: are you friends with any Admin or Mod?
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: YES
    NZ-1337 [Test]: which one
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: I NOT REMEBER YES NAME THEM
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: PLEASE BUT ON [TNT]
    NZ-1337 [Test]: are you friends with the moderator named Bob Jones?
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: I NOT REMEBER
    NZ-1337 [Test]: what about Ricky Martin?
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: WHAT?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: ok i am getting so bored
    NZ-1337 [Test]: im not going to join ur clan
    NZ-1337 [Test]: so leave me alone right now
    NZ-1337 [Test]: !
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: PLEASE MY CLÃ IS BEST
    NZ-1337 [Test]: LEAVE ME ALONE
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: YOU IS FANTATIC JOIN WE TOO
    NZ-1337 [Test]: NO I AM NOT A FANATIC
    NZ-1337 [Test]: leave me alone
    NZ-1337 [Test]: get someone else
    NZ-1337 [Test]: to join
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: PELASE BUT ON [TNT]ON THE NICK
    NZ-1337 [Test]: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NZ-1337 [Test]: god fuck
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: PLEASE
    NZ-1337 [Test]: no
    [TNT]-Sn1p3r W0Lf-: WHAT?
    NZ-1337 [Test]: I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN YOUR CLAN





    [16:28:44] sunflower: you will batteling??i will and can batteling!!ask me!!!wanna batteling???!!!???





    Sambo: How old are you?
    The sad Panda: 15
    Sambo: same here
    Sambo: are u gay?
    The sad Panda: no
    Sambo: are u horny?
    The sad Panda: no
    The sad Panda: gay ass
    Sambo: do u hav msn?



    [Fudencio] Zeh Maria: hi
    chaos: i dont want to battle and you cant be a mod
    chaos: but besides that hi
    [Fudencio] Zeh Maria: battle???
    [Fudencio] Zeh Maria: If I to gain of you I gain mod?
    [Fudencio] Zeh Maria: battle me pliz?





    Kordaihn: are you retarded
    juniho: im from brazil




    richidopx: im talking
    richidopx: yes
    richidopx: yes
    richidopx: ho tat is very slow
    richidopx: who an sloking




    [21:01:37] Admin chaos has kicked Dub Zero
    [21:01:39] Dub Zero signed off.
    [21:01:51] Dub Zero signed on.
    [21:01:55] Dub Zero: admins abuse i'm reporting you to chaos
    [21:02:18] Dub Zero: i'm taking pictures as we speak





    GloraEstafê: I am usin te regular ubers, not the ubersih ones. so battle me and i will give you leading at my server.





    [18:13:58] CAPZ DUDE: im looking forgls
    [18:14:29] CAPZ DUDE: DAM.......FORGOT A SPACE







    [15:45:18] Una477: WINDOW CHEATS HE SAYS HE OWNS EVERY POKEMON IN DUH WORLLD




    [23:52:17] [EX] luigi: any one who believe in Jesus battle me




    <Crissy> how do i get dusk noir?
    <Crissy> ducknoir*




    two days ago Hazerider banned me for PM-Spam. But was that necessary? usually nobody would ban somebody for some PM-spamming,most of the admins only would kick for this. But why didnt haze do that? I think a tempban or kicking woul be enough.





    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IM IS BRAZILIAN
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: BARILIAN IS GRAND
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: FOR AMERICANS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: EATING CHEAT AMERICANS GAYs
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: FUCK YOU AMERICANS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: GEORGE BUSH IT IS DANGERS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: DESTRUCTION IRAKE
    chaos: man you are like comedy wrapped in an ugly brazilian body
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: DE DOUBLE TOWERS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IS CHEAT
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: USA LIKE MONEY
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IS THE THIRDWORLD
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: USA COUNTRY FOR CHEATS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: USA 100% GAY
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Hi
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Fucked Americans
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Sit In mi dicky
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Americans Idiots
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: you mother too
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: you mother too
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: filhod da puta
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: fuck you
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: PEOPPLES SORRY
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IM NEDD SPEAK WHAT..............
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: AMERICANS GAYs AND PEOPLES CHEAT





    [16:34:41] realash17: DO ANYONE KNOW WAY TO PALLTTOWN???????





    quater: anyone how can chanellge

    [22:03:35] quater: pleassssssssssss anyone learn this play





    [22:21:14] [Sem Cla] .- LoC -.: i win for ALL on this server..
    [22:21:14] [Sem Cla] .- LoC -.: i win for ALL on this server.
    [22:21:15] [Sem Cla] .- LoC -.: i win for ALL on this server.






    [13:32:42] nyk: battle with my pleas






    [22:58:11] totoDilexd231: YOU PROBABLY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIGHT WITH COLISSEUM GRAPHICS




    [19:46:41] igy: who play with me battle?
    [19:47:03] igy: how a can chellenge?





    [21:22:00] L'Legendair [french]: where are you french





    [23:52:29] In_CrYpTeD225: IF A BEAST USES ROAR ON YOUR POKEMON, IT WILL VANISH FROM THE POKEDEX!







    [17:23:15] D.Presnt Bara: hi
    [17:30:27] Glen: hi
    [17:30:41] D.Presnt Bara: do i know you
    [17:30:55] Glen: i dont think so
    [17:31:12] D.Presnt Bara: my use to be bara
    [17:31:45] Glen: where would you know me from?
    [17:31:59] D.Presnt Bara: msn i guss
    [17:32:05] Glen: lol no
    [17:32:16] D.Presnt Bara: brasil
    [17:32:44] D.Presnt Bara: are you a boy
    [17:32:49] D.Presnt Bara: i hope you are
    [17:32:54] Glen: yes
    [17:32:58] D.Presnt Bara: ok
    [17:33:15] D.Presnt Bara: do you feel the nice wind
    [17:33:58] D.Presnt Bara: do you
    [17:34:15] Glen: i think so
    [17:34:17] Glen: do you?
    [17:34:21] D.Presnt Bara: yes
    [17:34:27] Glen: wheres it coming from?
    [17:34:55] D.Presnt Bara: are you in the state Virgina
    [17:35:02] Glen: no i am not
    [17:35:07] D.Presnt Bara: ok
    [17:35:33] D.Presnt Bara: well im not whereing any pants or under where
    [17:36:12] Glen: thats nice to hear
    [17:36:42] D.Presnt Bara: just a shirt
    [17:36:49] Glen: isnt it cold?
    [17:36:57] D.Presnt Bara: not realy
    [17:38:25] D.Presnt Bara: ok
    [17:38:31] Glen: ok
    [17:39:38] D.Presnt Bara: it feels i lttle cold
    [17:39:54] Glen: thats not good
    [17:40:14] D.Presnt Bara: so i dont care much
    [17:40:23] D.Presnt Bara: hold on
    [17:42:00] D.Presnt Bara: 'ok
    [17:42:03] Glen: ok
    [17:42:06] D.Presnt Bara: im back
    [17:42:34] Glen: ok
    [17:43:04] D.Presnt Bara: at lest know can see me
    [17:43:12] D.Presnt Bara: doyou have msn
    [17:43:57] D.Presnt Bara: hellow
    [17:44:05] D.Presnt Bara: i have to go





    HEY U KNOW THE USER PASSWORD THING EVERY TIME I PUT SOMTHING IN THERE IT SAYS YOUR URER NAME IS NOT STORED IN BLAGH BLAGH BLAGH I DONT GET IT




    if i were someone i would make ATK, 9999 SP.ATK, 9999 DEF, 9999 SP.DEF, 9999 SPEED, 9999 HP-9999/9999 The Name would be Firebot Steel/Fire Fissure Unlimited PP Mind Reader Unlimited PP never Miss KOBOT Unlimited PP Shadow Ball Unlimited PP






    THE ANCIENT POWER OF THE NETBATLLE NEVER POWER UP THE STATUS






    I bann people who say BOAH BOAH BOAH SPamming it





    My creepiest nightmare: I find myself in a very dark room and there are trhee lamps. i try to grab one, but its nailed to the ground. there, all sudden the rooms transforms into a pokemon stadioum. I am using lvl 1 parasect and my oponent has a blast burn charizard and was bpassed 6 CM. then i take out parasect and take out bliss. The oponent somehow switches into a slaking with skill swap and Focus puunch!!!! I CANT SWITCH OUT EITHER I DONT KNOW WHY... to hear the rest of the story PM me





    Join Team Magma for the sake of fire!




    MASTER OF THE LATIOS HAS ASKED





    WANNA BE FAINTED????????????






    i declare the battle






    who want to fight with the king of battles








    [14:04:56] cheekydaniel: AND I COULD NOT BE BOTHRED TO GO ON THIS NET BATTLE






    I caught a Feebas. Then. Feebas stole my Pokeblock case and ate up all the blue blocks. He killed an Absol with Flail and then it evolved into Milotic.






    A CHALLENGE PLZ






    HEY SHUPPETS YOU AWAKE MY ANGRY SON THE NEXT BATTLE YOULL FIGHT IS WITH MY POWERFUL PSYCHIC OR DRAGON TYPE





    MIXING GROUNDON AND KYOGRE TO MAKE OGREDON





    Burpy[2v2]: if you train breloom hard enough, he will never lose his focus




    Powerful Trainers: Please dont ban me I need to care for my Sceptile, its unwell.






    my thing keeps going up and it wont go down





    [20:02] Ouadie lugia forceXD: regarder mo site
    [20:03] Ouadie lugia forceXD: C:\Documents and Settings\Mitsukoji89\Mes documents\ouadie\site ouadie\index.html
    [20:03] Ouadie lugia forceXD: www.C:\Documents and Settings\Mitsukoji89\Mes documents\ouadie\site ouadie\index.html






    Monzur....: switry
    Monzur....: swiftry is the best on EVASION

    Arrowz: uh?
    Arrowz: Swiftry?
    Arrowz: WTF is that
    Mekkah: yes I use Swiftry all the time
    Mekkah: it works amazingly well against evasion
    [Cerberus.] has started watching.
    Mekkah: like pidgeot
    Monzur....: SHIFTRY?
    Arrowz: A.Ace
    Arrowz: Pidgeotter
    Mekkah: nigga drain
    Monzur....: SHIFTRY
    Arrowz: But there's no AAce on GSC
    Mekkah: swiftry
    Mekkah: :D
    Monzur....: THE THAT NUJLEAF IN VOLES
    Mekkah: this is SO in my quote file
    [Cerberus.]: thats a moveset with Shiftry and the move Swift
    Monzur....: swiftry
    [Cerberus.]: haha
    Arrowz: Null-Jeff
    Mekkah: where do I catch that
    Arrowz: not Nujlief
    [Cerberus.]: i Dokemonwurld
    Monzur....: use leaf stone
    Mekkah: catch swifty with leaf stone
    Mekkah: ok
    Mekkah: good???
    Arrowz: You can find a brazillion of them there.
    Arrowz: K, g2g. l8er
    Arrowz: ^^
    Mekkah: CATCH A SWIFTRY
    Monzur....: CATCH A DAMN NUJLEAF THEN USE LEAFSTONE ON IT!
    Monzur....: GET IT
    Monzur....: GET IT?






    ~16|00|23~ Pimpmaster Elmo: u need typinglessons






    alonketchum 13: prepare to get pawns like dog
    alonketchum 13: PAWNS UR DOG SAID





    alonketchum 13: GET THE REPTILE TO ME







    u47w74274257542: I DIDNT SPAM HERE
    [HF-9]Colonel.EXE: PPL CANT ENTER HERE WIHT SO MUCH NIMBERS
    SSu47w74274257542: ILL STOP SPAMMIGN THEN
    u47w74274257542: ILL NEVER SPAM AGAIN





    [17:13:11] pikachu fury's: hey dont feel fear....batle with me..and will feel the force of brasillian trainers
    [17:13:12] pikachu fury's: k?
    [17:13:40] Hazerider: dude
    [17:13:42] Hazerider: just shut up
    [17:13:52] Hazerider: you're only making yourself look stupid
    [17:14:15] pikachu fury's: u say its why u have * in ur nick
    [17:14:19] pikachu fury's: u r a stupid nub

    *Hazerider kicks him*

    [17:16:00] pikachu fury's: look for me i'm stupid hazerider i will kick u why u r bester of me







    _Vitor_: bb
    Justin8649: stop
    Justin8649: move
    Justin8649: ill ban you if you dont move
    _Vitor_: acept please but if i loose my brother is very bad if me
    Justin8649: too bad
    _Vitor_: plzz aceptt
    Justin8649: you shouldnt have challenged rated
    _Vitor_: plzz man
    Justin8649: no
    _Vitor_: plzz
    Justin8649: this is what you get for challenging me rated
    Justin8649: i dont care about rating
    Justin8649: but if somebody challenges me rated they will accept their loss
    _Vitor_: oh my god, my brother
    _Vitor_: plzzz man
    Conker: lol
    _Vitor_: my brothger kill me if i loose
    Justin8649: no
    _Vitor_: acept please
    _Vitor_: oh my god
    Justin8649: nope
    _Vitor_: plzzzz
    Justin8649: nope
    _Vitor_: oh myy
    _Vitor_: please
    _Vitor_: noooooooooooooo
    _Vitor_: hey
    _Vitor_: it is a VIRUS if u need one trojanhorses
    _Vitor_: oh my
    _Vitor_: 10
    _Vitor_: 9
    _Vitor_: 8
    _Vitor_: 7
    _Vitor_: 6
    _Vitor_: 5
    _Vitor_: 4
    _Vitor_: 3
    _Vitor_: 2
    _Vitor_: 1
    Justin8649: boom
    _Vitor_: the vírus enter in your PC bye bye nb
    Your opponent has disconnected.
    Your opponent has returned.
    Conker: lol
    _Vitor_: hi
    Justin8649: please
    Justin8649: remove the virus
    _Vitor_: kk
    _Vitor_: request unrated please
    Justin8649: no
    Justin8649: i will call the cops
    Justin8649: if you dont delete the virus
    Justin8649: 10
    Justin8649: 9
    Justin8649: 8
    Justin8649: 7
    Justin8649: 6
    Justin8649: 5
    Justin8649: 4
    Justin8649: 3
    Justin8649: 2
    Justin8649: 1
    Justin8649: ok i called the police
    Justin8649: they are on the way
    Justin8649: if you dont lose
    Justin8649: and delete the virus
    Your opponent has disconnected.
    Your opponent has returned.
    _Vitor_ has 30 seconds remaining before the win goes to Justin8649 by default!
    _Vitor_: im back and the vírus espanded in ypor PC seu baytola seu bitz só por q é modera fik tirando onda vai se danar caba ruim cara de xana amassada com bana e farinha látea




    machorayquaza1925: bloobers are destroying the battle's lets get out!
    machorayquaza1925: NOW
    machorayquaza1925: GET OUT EVERY!




    [Fudencio] Zeh Maria: If I to gain of you I gain mod?




    [20:09:52] [Friends]Nubobot.rus: GO TO SAINT SEIYA BRASIL AND SEE THE MOTHER OF CHAOS' MOTHER MAKING SEX WITH 3 MANS. OH NO.




    alonketchum 13: CAN U TEACH THE LOG

    alonketchum 13: U HAVE PRERODACTYL RIGHT?



    By, the way I DO NOT HAVE AIDS AND IF U COULD JUST GENTLY STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.



    FUCK. i dont care IF I DO OR DO NOT HAVE AIDS ANYMORE. JUST TELL ME ABOUT MOVE ANIMATION





    WHY IM NOT HERE >:(




    ALL ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS >:(



    so i dont posted in the thread right :|



    so all are laughing right hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :drool: :drool: :drool:





    Rules: Unrated nothing else can be activated or deactivated or victory will not count.





    [14:06] siddhesh3: hi mekkah remember me? we were talking about being a moderator
    [14:06] Mekkah: yes

    I told him I didn't become a mod for nothing because I wrote articles and that he shouldn't expect to become one, etc.

    [14:06] siddhesh3: and i was praising you
    [14:06] siddhesh3: i need some strategies can you help me?
    [14:07] Mekkah: check the articles
    [14:07] Mekkah: and the strategydex
    [14:07] siddhesh3: ok thanks'

    Apparently that was enough of an answer. Here I thought "this is a pretty potential random, because he actually reads before asking sometimes!" But then, he starts to ask weird, weird questions.

    [14:08] siddhesh3: are moderators banned for flooding
    [14:08] Mekkah: what do you mean?

    I've never seen a mod being banned for flooding so maybe he could enlighten me!

    [14:09] siddhesh3: can moderators be kicked for using abusive language/flooding?
    [14:09] Mekkah: we just don't do it
    [14:09] Mekkah: admins can, in theory
    [14:09] Mekkah: abusive language is tolerated for the most part though
    [14:09] Mekkah: as we're usually joking around
    [14:09] Mekkah: and only call people names when they do the same to us

    A 5-line answer. This kept him quiet for a good minute!

    [14:10] siddhesh3: hey mekkah i know of a good software with which you can download nearly all pokemon games
    [14:10] siddhesh3: its ARES
    [14:11] siddhesh3: visit www.areslite.com to download it

    Before, I've had like 3 people PMing me "where do I download pokemon trading card game". He was one of them. And now he's telling me what to download - THE SAVIOR ARES.

    [14:12] Mekkah: ares doesnt work for me
    [14:12] Mekkah: :"(

    Now it's time to discuss three subjects at once.

    [14:12] siddhesh3: hey had you banned somebody named XFIGHTER?
    [14:12] siddhesh3: why?
    [14:13] Mekkah: iono
    [14:13] siddhesh3: whats the profit of being away?
    [14:13] Mekkah: prolly because of flood or something
    [14:13] Mekkah: if i'm on away
    [14:13] Mekkah: i cannot be challenged
    [14:13] siddhesh3: cool!

    It's not "cool". It keeps Hazerider from yelling STOP CHALLENGING ME YOU FAGGOTS every second.

    [14:14] siddhesh3: but can you battle offline with it
    [14:14] Mekkah: offline?
    [14:14] Mekkah: no

    Huh.

    [14:14] siddhesh3: did you already have ares?
    [14:15] Mekkah: tried it before
    [14:16] siddhesh3: well i think ares is really good?
    [14:17] Mekkah: it's supposed to be good, yes
    [14:17] Mekkah: but it doesnt work for me
    [14:17] siddhesh3: but why?
    [14:17] Mekkah: iono
    [14:17] Mekkah: it doesnt connect
    [14:17] siddhesh3: what?

    Asking what, then not waiting for an answer. That's one of his common traits, apparently. Ok, time for the second-most asked question (the most being "whats fooly cooly?".

    [14:22] siddhesh3: he mekkah
    [14:23] siddhesh3: can you ask chaos to make me a moderator?
    [14:23] Mekkah: no
    [14:23] siddhesh3: ohhhhh!
    [14:24] siddhesh3: i am a losetr
    [14:24] siddhesh3: loser***

    Maybe I should've brought it in a more subtile way. I hate breaking his heart and selfconfidence.

    [14:24] siddhesh3: are moderators asked to stay online daily?
    [14:25] Mekkah: just as much as possible

    Boy, I'm glad he isn't going to be on daily either way.

    [14:25] siddhesh3: is voodoo a girl?
    [14:25] Mekkah: yes
    [14:26] siddhesh3: hey mekkah whats your age?
    [14:26] Mekkah: 17
    [14:26] siddhesh3: what?
    [14:26] siddhesh3: i am only 12

    But I thought we were just friends...

    [14:27] siddhesh3: where do you live?
    [14:27] Mekkah: holland
    [14:27] siddhesh3: wow cool !
    [14:27] siddhesh3: i live in the worlds worst place INDIA!

    A 12 year old from India. His IQ is above intelligence for both India and 12-year olds so far, though.

    [14:28] siddhesh3: hey mekkah whats your gender?
    [14:29] Mekkah: male

    He asked my asl, but in the wrong order.

    [14:30] siddhesh3: sorry to ask you but is voodoo your gf
    [14:30] siddhesh3: girlfriend?

    Just in case I didn't know what a gf is. What an insult.

    [14:30] Mekkah: no
    [14:30] Mekkah: i dont even know voodoo irl
    [14:30] siddhesh3: ha!
    [14:30] Mekkah: she lives on the other side of the world

    Ha! As in, YES Voodoo is not taken?

    [14:31] siddhesh3: hey even i chose to be a moderator i cant kick evil guys writing abusive language

    Because the evil guys all have STARS!

    [14:32] siddhesh3: mekkah what bad thing did you write?
    [14:33] Mekkah: where?
    [14:33] siddhesh3: on the main chat screen!

    Oh, of course.

    [14:33] Mekkah: does that even remotely matter?
    [14:33] Mekkah: i say fuck and shit all the time
    [14:33] Mekkah: i dont call people names unless it's a joke or they're about to get banned

    TURNING POINT IN HISTORY AS WELL AS IN THIS LOG

    [14:34] siddhesh3: i didnt expect a great person like you to do this
    [14:35] siddhesh3: REMEMBER YOU ARE A MODERATOR AND YOUR DUTY IS TO BAN PEOPLE WRITING ABUSIVE LANGUAGE AND NOT SAY YOURSELF
    [14:35] Mekkah: ..
    [14:35] Mekkah: no
    [14:35] Mekkah: smogon allows cussing and such
    [14:35] siddhesh3: WHAT?
    [14:35] Mekkah: however if it is personal
    [14:35] Mekkah: like flaming
    [14:36] Mekkah: i kick or ban
    [14:36] Mekkah: i dont personalyl insult people
    [14:36] Mekkah: so i dont break the rules
    [14:36] Mekkah: you dont tell me what to do btw
    [14:36] Mekkah: that pisses me off
    [14:36] siddhesh3: BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU HURT THE PEOPLES FEELINGS!
    [14:36] Mekkah: i dont hurt people's feelings
    [14:37] siddhesh3: MY FRIEND NAMED XFIGHTER SAID ME THAT YOU BANNED AND WROTE HIM A COUPLE OF BAD WORDS

    In that order?

    [14:37] Mekkah: i dont even remember what xfighter did
    [14:38] Mekkah: i ban several people per day
    [14:38] Mekkah: but his ban time is over anyway
    [14:38] siddhesh3: WHAT ?
    [14:38] Mekkah: and stop the caps
    [14:38] siddhesh3: I MUST INFORM him
    [14:39] siddhesh3: SORRY I WAS JUST REMINDING YOU YOUR DUTIES

    After asking me what my duties are and getting vague answers, he feels the need to tell me what they are.

    [14:40] Mekkah: dont do that
    [14:40] Mekkah: i know my duties
    [14:40] Mekkah: you clearly dont
    [14:40] siddhesh3: I WAS A GREAT FAN OF YOU AND DIDNT EVEN KNEW THAT YOU WROTE BAD WORDS

    : (

    [14:40] Mekkah: what's wrong with "bad words"
    [14:40] Mekkah: most people here are mature
    [14:41] Mekkah: we're on the internet
    [14:41] Mekkah: the internet is full of "bad words"
    [14:41] siddhesh3: THEY HURT PEOPLES FEELINGS
    [14:41] Mekkah: no they don't
    [14:41] siddhesh3: NO IT ISNT
    [14:41] Mekkah: if I say "shit i did something wrong"
    [14:41] Mekkah: whose feelings do i hurt
    [14:42] siddhesh3: BUT SOMETIMES IF YOU WRITE BAD WORDS LIKE FUCK YOUR..... IT HURTS

    That sounds like he feels more than just bad words.

    [14:42] Mekkah: but..i don't do that!
    [14:42] Mekkah: anbd
    [14:42] Mekkah: and turn off caps lock
    [14:43] siddhesh3: sorry
    [14:44] siddhesh3: MAYBE THE REASON BEHIND ME BEEING SO GOOD IS THAT I AM FROM INDIA!
    [14:44] Mekkah: you are good?
    [14:44] siddhesh3: IN INDIA RARELY IN A WEEK WILL SOMEBODY SPEAK BAD LANGUAGE
    [14:45] siddhesh3: YES,I AM

    Ok, so his selfconfidence wasn't hurt at all. I want no claims of his psychologist.

    [14:45] Mekkah: worrying about language is something only grown-ups do
    [14:45] Mekkah: mostly really old grown-ups
    [14:45] Mekkah: the world has changed sir
    [14:46] siddhesh3: BECAUSE LIKE YOU I HELP PEOPLE IMPROVE AND POINT OUT THEIR FAULTS

    MY FAULT IS CAPS LOCK HELP ME PLEASE

    [14:46] Mekkah: bad language, especially the way i use it, does not hurt people's feelings
    [14:47] siddhesh3: ANOTHER THING YOU DONT BANN PEOPLE LIKE STEELICKS WRITING "TOUCH MY PENIS"
    [14:47] siddhesh3: that literally hurts

    It was very tempting to say "touch my penis" here.

    [14:48] siddhesh3: MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS
    [14:48] Mekkah: maybe because he's a moderator and I cannot kick him
    [14:48] Mekkah: or maybe because i dont think that doesn't offend anyone
    [14:48] Mekkah: i mean how does it hurt if he jokingly says "touch my penis"
    [14:49] siddhesh3: what will happen when touch his penis

    It will erect.

    [14:49] Mekkah: ...
    [14:49] Mekkah: he is not serious
    [14:49] Mekkah: it's a joke
    [14:49] Mekkah: if you take everything seriously you're crazy
    [14:49] siddhesh3: and he is not a moderator
    [14:49] Mekkah: he is
    [14:49] Mekkah: he has a star
    [14:49] Mekkah: so he's a moderator
    [14:50] siddhesh3: no look he isnt a moderator
    [14:50] Mekkah: he is
    [14:50] siddhesh3: no i bet
    [14:50] Mekkah: wanna bet 5 bucks?






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  15. Lawman

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    LMAO, I swear to god, this just made my day. X'D
  16. rkatzam

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    I was literally crying when I read this.
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    this is great, i do miss bash.smogon (obviously doduo is the best)

    glad you have saved them all from being forgotten
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    Touch my penis.
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    not this again....

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    <chaos> go treecko NO MY GYM IS REALLY THE FIRE BADGE

    Goodness, that whole post mad me laugh AND cry. Too tired to read it all though.
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    hahahah thanks dude i was looking for this
  23. poke-freak1110

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    what will happen when touch his penis
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    Saved it all in a .txt. Here's my contribution:

    [22:07] Bizkit: SERVER MESSAGE: HERE IS A MESSAGE FROM TEAM OZONE:SMOGON WILL DIE NOW SMOGON IS ENFECTED WITH A VIRUS THAT WILL SHUT IT DOWN ALL THE WAY IT IS CUMA SUTRASERVER MESSAGE: HERE IS A MESSAGE FROM TEAM OZONE:SMOGON WILL DIE NOW SMOGON IS ENFECT
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    Hahhahahaha a very nice thread indeed. Doduo wins.

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