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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. norulz

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    [17:33:09] Hazerider: friggen sounds like a fast food brand
    [17:33:12] Hazerider: eat friggen

    a funny one, happened a long time ago
  2. makiri

    makiri My vast and supreme will shall be done!
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    just today

    <Sanders> eat a dick
    <Sanders> i invented it
  3. Misty

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    sorta sounds like sanders invented dicks
  4. theamericandream38

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    rofl et what the fuck also alonketchum is a quote machine
  5. Lexay

    Lexay I could be boned!
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    lords has some good ones he should post all of his quotes except mine
  6. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
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    I suppose I'll throw my hat in this ring.

    <Lexay> well i'm gay anyway so i don't care wut Lexey WUT???

    <Hipmonlee> I usually like to get a boner on the back of my neck

    <+Sanders> i am feeling gayer by the minute

    <+Sanders> as im literally feces <+Sanders> pure shit

    <Voodoo> i kinda stupid that's my e-girl (:

    <@cloud> i want cheese rammed down my throat

    <@cloud[away]> ok this new joanna newsom song can stay on my playlist <--- HAHAHA I WIN I WIN EAT IT

    <@Vineon> you move your ass around, son

    <Jamesbear> I was wondering if I could buy a set of rainbow anal beads
    <@Vineon> I'll be willing to act as one

    <Justin8649> my pubes are like a lion mane

    <Hazerider> I've slept with pookar

    <@Brain> I'm french I don't take baths

    <dday> the theory that marilyn manson didn't suicide oh god this one still cracks me up

    <@chaos> if you grab onto your ankle and pull up in that position <@chaos> i learned that one day

    ehh, skipping the /meddle's...

    <+DrunkPriest> all this dildo talk is making me hungry

    <+Roy> i haven't touched mine in weeks

    <+Roy> radiohead is a good song

    <@ls> hey dm if i wanted for your opinion id say "hey carl what do you think"

    <cero> i think bugsy was my first

    And finally, my recent favorite:

    <@Rubicon> but you need the exercise
    <+lords> why
  7. Misty

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    speaking of quote machines, Hazerider should post in this thread.

    also, this needs more ddd. FOR NOT BECOME LIKE VINEON DO RAP'N'SEX >:O

    Further:

    <cursed_snorlax> calm mind suicune has no weak !!
  8. norulz

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    lmao

    well fuck that i'll just sig it
  9. Roy

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    this just in

    [16:29:44] [KoT] kaF1cho: UNRATED IS FROM GAY
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    -[19:12:06]- Argole08: alll with boys squueze my testicles. you too?
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    [17:38:52] xboa2000: bah, im gonna go masturbate my extremely enlarged clitoris
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    must stop laughing et your are a quote god

    also there's a quote with me in it that was the best so i guess if i can find it maybe i can win this thread before haze
  13. Ace777

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    [11:17:46] Poke_Nerd: EeveeTrainer stop of martubate yoursefl and starts an ou tourney

    I lol'd at this one.
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    <Surgo> won't someone please absorb my penis
    <Misty> i will
  15. Sandslash

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    i couldn't resist <_<
    |21|02|12| Sacred Flame: NOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOGON = SHIT-ON ! U FAGS THESE GUYS ROB U OFF UR MONEH!!!!!!!!! THEY WASTE UR TIMES LEAVE NOW OR SUFFER MY CURSE AFTER I GET BANNED!
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    [19:11:11] <MoP> our names is ian
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    ahahahahaha
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    [10:13:30]- Hazerider: [15:14:18] Hazerider: hint: stop
    -[10:13:31]- Hazerider: [15:14:18] Hazerider: hint: stop
    -[10:13:31]- Hazerider: [15:14:18] Hazerider: hint: stop
    -[10:13:33]- (EP)Leader Steelix: shut up emo!

    ok for real now:

    -[15:50:21]- pokeking: I occupy that please somebody explains to me is the first time that it game
  19. Sandslash

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    |20|08|22| Raymon: if only george bush and saddam hussain settled things with a pokemon battle instead of war
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    [18:47:11] Ceptile: donde esta chaos?
    [18:47:58] Ceptile: where this Chaos?
    [18:49:28] Ceptile: I come from profe banquet tell me when Chaos to the server is connected please
  21. Judgement

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    [22:16:17] GGFan: I also fuck Dogs when I am bored
    [22:16:27] GGFan: I also shove Gerbils up my ass
  22. SSBM roy

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    Yumei: im a gril
    Yumei: im atomboy kinda gril

    Yumei: or maby you need a brain transplant whitb a smarter than you stupid moose
  23. Steelicks

    Steelicks Come here and Battle me!
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    [20:50:04] Pokemon Trainer Onur: HOW GAME PLAY
    [20:52:28] Pokemon Trainer Onur: Ý AM PLAY GAME
  24. norulz

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    HOW GAME PLAY
  25. Misty

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    WHY I'M NOT HERE

    [12:53:19] <+Sharpedro> me gustaria to know if you know servants that themselves linkeen porfavor if know send me private I am Chilean do not I understand the groins I am translating.- thanks

    ALL ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS

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