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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. david stone

    david stone Fast-moving, smart, sexy and alarming.
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    arabian: The Painkiller: someone accept my fucking challenge?!?! << I accept everything what is fucking
  2. pear

    pear

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    (after sweeping his last four Pokemon (Slowking/Tyranitar/Magnezone/Dunsparce) with a CB Mamoswine)

    testingtm: i love mamo is faster, for no reason.
    testingtm: and please.. dont be retarded and act like hes amazing
    testingtm: read the name.
    testingtm: froob
  3. pear

    pear

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    <Gormenghast> i dont want g80 pics
    <akuchi> you fucking idiot
  4. david stone

    david stone Fast-moving, smart, sexy and alarming.
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    something: u r all chicen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Gouki

    Gouki nice times all the times
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    ygspoint: All of peaple call me god of poketmon !!!!!!!!!!!! I want battle .

    ygspoint: with me!!!! call me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ygspoint: legend no! manner game with me please call me ~~ I want battles
  6. monkfish

    monkfish what are birds?
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    [14:50:05] <akuchi> hey monk
    [14:50:11] <m0nkfish> yo
    [14:50:15] <akuchi> how is you
    [14:50:23] <m0nkfish> good thanks i did my first bar shift yesterday
    [14:50:24] <+Mekkah> kuchi
    [14:50:35] <m0nkfish> sup witchu
    [14:50:42] <akuchi> not much
    [14:50:47] <akuchi> just got done up the bum
    [14:51:00] * akuchi (~akuchi@pretty.like.drugs) Quit
  7. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
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    hahaha what the FUCK

    I'm assuming she was telling the truth, too
  8. Shiv

    Shiv mostly harmless
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    here dm ill grant your wish and make it funny non-mafia logs again.

    [15:03:51] <@Steelicks> justin im here whats the matter?
    [15:04:02] <@Steelicks> JJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE
    [15:04:19] <%Justin8649> stop flooding /\/\/\/\/\ tsunamo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [15:04:20] <@DoomMullet> I love the one E at the end
    [15:04:31] -> *chanserv* hop #fluodome add max
    [15:04:41] <@Steelicks> heres a tidal wave [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[BOOM
    [15:04:47] <%Justin8649> thats not even a wave man
    [15:04:52] <@DoomMullet> \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
    [15:04:55] <%Justin8649> that is like fat cheek dimples
    [15:04:55] <@Steelicks> thats what it is in my mind
    [15:04:57] <@DoomMullet> /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
    [15:05:01] <@DoomMullet> I ATE YOU GUYS

    [15:05:01] * |Goukazaru| (~IceChat7@cpe-76-90-109-215.socal.res.rr.com) has left #smogon
    [15:05:04] <@Steelicks> []^.^[]
    [15:05:05] <%Justin8649> fuck you
    [15:05:08] <%Justin8649> spit it
    [15:05:16] <@DoomMullet> nuh uh
    [15:05:18] <%Justin8649> spit out
    [15:05:20] <@Steelicks> o o
    [15:05:20] <@DoomMullet> NO
    [15:05:21] <@Steelicks> \_/
    [15:05:25] <@DoomMullet> \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
    [15:05:33] <%Justin8649> 8----------D --^
    [15:05:34] <@DoomMullet> /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
    [15:05:35] <%Justin8649> i squirted you

    [15:05:36] <%Justin8649> haha
    [15:05:38] <%Justin8649> you ate my dick
    [15:05:38] <%Justin8649> (BAN ME PLEASE)
    [15:05:46] <%Justin8649> doommullet is such a queer
    [15:05:47] <@DoomMullet> that
    [15:05:48] <%Justin8649> he is eating my penis
    [15:05:49] <@DoomMullet> ...
    [15:05:50] <%Justin8649> look
    [15:05:50] <@Steelicks> hahahah man
    [15:05:50] <@DoomMullet> isn't
    [15:05:52] <@Steelicks> that was hilarious
    [15:05:53] <@DoomMullet> what
    [15:05:53] <@DoomMullet> no
  9. Eamba

    Eamba

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    god of pokemons - thirsty for battles
  10. Mastadi

    Mastadi

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    <M-D> who r u?
    <Neptune> A dog
    <M-D> u mean dawg
  11. Jedil

    Jedil FUCK TIGER

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    (CoolTrainer)Juan-CC: some of you plays cc with whom it thinks that it knows to play cc

    o-o
  12. dak

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    [17:21:12] <CaptKirby> I look at Vineon and see a pussy
    [17:21:14] <@Vincent> I leave that sort of impression
  13. norulz

    norulz excellent

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    and thanks to the bandwagon, they lost the game iirc
  14. Isy

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    [03:23:35] * gentuar (gentuar@SCnet-78D08F8F.abhsia.telus.net) has joined #pojo
    [03:23:43] <gentuar> haha
    [03:23:48] <gentuar> hej
    [03:23:54] <~LF> ...
    [03:23:59] <~LF> what is hej?
    [03:24:14] <gentuar> is sambade her
    [03:24:21] <gentuar> breh
    [03:24:23] <~LF> ...
    [03:24:28] <~LF> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
    [03:24:49] <~LF> are you on a cellphone or some shit?
    [03:24:52] <gentuar> me no gut reden english ok
    [03:24:54] <~LF> pay the fuck attention to your keyboard
    [03:24:55] <~LF> ;/
    [03:25:23] <gentuar> i ned bin for pansat 3500 thenk
    [03:25:34] <~LF> ...
    [03:25:41] <gentuar> yes no
    [03:25:45] <~LF> no
  15. Roy

    Roy sux
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    hahahaha
  16. jeps

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    roy likes men
  17. Vampy34

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    Oh my god.

    Kumar, please have my children
  18. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
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    official jeps sighting

    sup pokechamp
  19. Kier

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    hary pother: plis batlle
    hary pother: bay bay


    ay bay bay
  20. Glen

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    harry pother haha

    whoa gouki likes anticon. too this forum is getting pretty cool !_!
  21. Kier

    Kier

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    dude yeah who do you think hooked him up with elephant eyelash

    also leech lyfe has a dosh avatar so that's cool

    edit: i'm kind of just posting because i like to see dose and jel together, like they should be
  22. jeps

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    :doom::doom::doom::doom::doom::doom::doom::doom::doom::doom::doom::doom:


    Love you DM.

    <3<3<3
  23. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
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    So how's the Jaegermeister treating you, college boy?
  24. Acme

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    CJ-360: is there ne atk that can revive a fainted pokemon?
    Temprus: No, this isn't Digimon
    CJ-360: u can do that in digimon shoddy?
  25. Mastadi

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    [20:39:00] <A-X-FTW> m8 u know whrre
    [20:39:02] <A-X-FTW> fuego ironworks is
    [20:39:07] <Mastadi> Yes
    [20:39:15] <A-X-FTW> tell me pls
    [20:39:16] <Mastadi> It's about 697464 KM west from Mars
    [20:39:24] <A-X-FTW> FUK OFF BASTARD
    [20:39:26] <A-X-FTW> MOTHER FUKER
    [20:39:29] <A-X-FTW> BITCH ASS OLE
    [20:39:33] <A-X-FTW> I FUK UR MUM
    [20:39:48] <A-X-FTW> BASTARD
    [20:39:50] <A-X-FTW> THATS RIGHT
    [20:39:53] <A-X-FTW> MOTHER FUKER
    [20:39:54] <A-X-FTW> I FUK UR MUM
    [20:39:57] <A-X-FTW> SHES A SLUT
    [20:39:58] <A-X-FTW> DEAD BITCH
    [20:40:01] <A-X-FTW> FUKER!

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