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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. Zangy

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    notice

    you got trolled
  2. Espeonage

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    Some little bitch told me to put these quotes elsewhere from the location I actually placed them.

    Now, he didn't recommend up my ass, contrary to popular belief, but here instead, so here they are:

    <NiGHTS> and I touch myself.
    ***
    <WPPsecure> Periods are awesome.
    ***
    <NiGHTS> It is the most boring book I've ever read.
    <NiGHTS> And I've read the phone book.
    ***
    <WPPsecure> i'm eating NiGHTS

    Also, I am not sure if this is counted to be a dead thread, because even though it is old, it is sticky :P
  3. Steeler

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  4. the Lexx

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    despotar: WHAT IS BORAH
    despotar: *BOAD

    despotar: PLZ LEEME JOIN BAOH CLAN

    despotar: is it a strong pkmn
    despotar: can i win it in fights

    despotar: is it tyranitar
    despotar: he is stronge too
  5. Doomsday

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    rofl that is brilliant

    hmm it seems your team has a severe BORAtH weakness
  6. Taylor

    Taylor stardust infinite
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    That is gold, Lexx.

    Some random crap I heard earlier.

    Homerod: How to I get coin?
    Homerod: I can has win?
    Homerod: Talks? Old times was gooder.
    Homerod: Srsly, old times was gooder.
    Homerod: Apply hot wax liberally for smooth surface.
  7. tennisace

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    this thread is win.

    this one just happened. it seems the brazilians are invading DougJustDoug's Server:

    mariokokas: matheus luta comigo
    matheus_pokemon: nãota dando
    tennisace0227: english please
    mariokokas: desafia-me
    matheus_pokemon: ta
    Cooper: At least tell us what language you're speaking.
    Cooper: before I kick you.
    mariokokas: portuguese
    Cooper: Kay.
    Cooper: Matheus e mario, levá-la ao PM por favor.
    Cooper: Ou vou kick você quer.
  8. david stone

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    [16:12] * rambo (~elshredde@ip68-227-19-186.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #smogon
    [16:15] <rambo> smogon is a gay ass site with a bunch of nerdy ass bitches who suck at pokemon. the tiers is a bunch of shit lol roflcopter. im better than whole who muthafuckin site haha bye fuckaz
    [16:15] * rambo (~elshredde@ip68-227-19-186.lv.lv.cox.net) has left #smogon
  9. Zangy

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    That guy sounds jealous.
  10. Blue Kirby

    Blue Kirby Never back down.
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    A little gem I found in my travels.
  11. Isy

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    did they all draco meteor him
  12. AJC

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    Sit In mi dicky is a classic lol
  13. Kier

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    SAID BY GLEN

    bones are bones, my friend says: (9:32:01 PM) "i have sex with little boys and i touch them a lot on their private parts"*

    SAID BY GLEN
  14. hugomm: fuk u!U just cahnge and use substitute

    At least I didn't use a Viloplume.
  15. david stone

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    [13:47:55] * pichu (~pokefan11@66.159.172.108) has joined #fluodome
    [13:48:44] <pichu> i own this place
    [13:48:49] <pichu> i kill all of you
    [13:48:55] <Shiney> good for you
    [13:49:00] <pichu> jackasses
    [13:49:14] <pichu> your fools
    [13:49:23] <+dbolt> my fools
    [13:49:28] <Shiney> obi teifu evan
    [13:49:58] <pichu> i rape you
    [13:50:15] <pichu> i kill pokebeach.com
    [13:50:17] <pichu> i kill pokebeach.com
    [13:50:29] <pichu> i kill pokebeach.com
    [13:50:33] * Teifu sets mode: +b *!*@66.159.172.108
    [13:50:36] * pichu was kicked by Teifu (Teifu)
  16. Jedil

    Jedil FUCK TIGER

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    <Mews_Shrine_User304> DOES ANY BODY HAVE A SHINY SIZOR
  17. Isy

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    [16:56:35] <Darklucario> wat happend 2 evey 1
    [16:58:35] <Isy> they moved
    [16:58:36] <Isy> obv
    [16:59:05] <Darklucario> i dont uderstand y every 1 keeps changing these sites 4
    [16:59:20] <Darklucario> wat ever haapped 2 the dude named dark-infernape
    [16:59:56] <Isy> IDK NIGGA
    [17:00:55] <Darklucario> yo suckk ma dick all i did was ask u sumthing and u actin like i fucked the shit outta ya moms so just relax b4 i air ya ass out so shut the fuck up and suck ma duick u bitch ass nigga
  18. dak

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    [18:57:58] <Jth> how'd you manage to gain 20+ pounds
    [18:58:03] <CaptKirby> Jth, my grandfather died
    [18:58:11] <CaptKirby> and I binged a lot
    [18:58:12] <Jth> did you eat him or something
  19. Shiv

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    <aldaron> who batpie
    <aldaron> why he here >=(
    <Curt> who aldaron
    <Curt> i tried to ghost aldaron's name just now
    <Curt> -NickServ- Access denied.
    <aldaron> lol
    <aldaron> my password is VERY obvious
    <aldaron> well
    <aldaron> not VERY
    <@Shiv> chutiyekabaccha?
    <Curt> i keep getting access denied
    <aldaron> but you could definitely guess it with some tries
    <aldaron> and lmao
    <Curt> is it pokemon related
    <aldaron> nah
    * +Batpig (~batpig89@best.imitation.of.myself) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Batpie))
    * Batpie is now known as Batpig
    <Curt> nope i keep getting access denied
    <Curt> i am a bad guesser
    <Curt> give me a hint
    * Curt (~Curt@CPE001346ef7969-CM009096135ff4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit (services.dejatoons.net (Too many invalid passwords))
    <aldaron> hahahaha
    * Curt (~Curt@CPE001346ef7969-CM009096135ff4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #worldcup
    <Curt> stupid too many invalid passwords
    <Curt> !
    <aldaron> lol
    <Curt> i tried...
    <Curt> browntown
    <Curt> brown
    <Curt> punjabi
    <Curt> lucario
    <Curt> gay
    <aldaron> lol nothing indian related either
    <Curt> wth
    <Curt> then its not very obvious
    <aldaron> guess not
    <@Shiv> NO NOT WHY NOT ARGHHHHHHHh
    <Curt> i wonder if it will d/c me again
    <Curt> if i keep trying to guess it
    <Curt> my password is really obvious
    <Curt> its my girlfriend's name

    <@Shiv> ah i see
    <@Shiv> hey curt
    <@Shiv> you have a girlfriend right?
    <Curt> yes why

    <@Shiv> oh whats her name?
    <Curt> amanda

    <@Shiv> cool
    -> *nickserv* ghost curt amanda

    <@Shiv> her full name?
    <Curt> or was it hilary
    <Curt> i cant remember
    <@Shiv> playboy_curt
    <Curt> no just her first name is my password
    <@Shiv> oh i didnt want to find out your password lol

    <@Shiv> nope
    <Curt> if thats what you are looking for
    <@Shiv> i just wanted to know!
    <@Shiv> i am not that evil
    <Curt> oh
    <Curt> ok
    <Curt> then her name is althea

    <aldaron> shiv is that evil :D
    <@Shiv> ah i see
    -> *nickserv* ghost curt althea
    * Curt (~Curt@CPE001346ef7969-CM009096135ff4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Shiv))

    <@Shiv> hahah
    * Curt (~Curt@CPE001346ef7969-CM009096135ff4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #worldcup
    <Curt> <_<
    -> *nickserv* ghost curt althea
    <Curt> evil!
    * Curt (~Curt@CPE001346ef7969-CM009096135ff4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Shiv))

    <@Shiv> i am a bastard
    <aldaron> lol
    * Timer 1 activated
    -> *nickserv* ghost curt althea
    -> *nickserv* ghost curt althea
    <aldaron> foolish Curt
    -> *nickserv* ghost curt althea
    -> *nickserv* ghost curt althea
    -> *nickserv* ghost curt althea
    -> *nickserv* ghost curt althea
    -> *nickserv* ghost curt althea
    -> *nickserv* ghost curt althea
    * Curt (~Curt@CPE001346ef7969-CM009096135ff4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #worldcup
    <Curt> stop it you cunt
    * Curt (~Curt@CPE001346ef7969-CM009096135ff4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Shiv))


    here i am skipping part where it ghosted him a 100 times due to a timer.


    * Timer 1 halted
    * Siege (~Curt@CPE001346ef7969-CM009096135ff4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #worldcup
    <Siege> you cunt
    <Siege> how do you change passwords
    <Siege> <_<
    <Siege> oh well
    <Siege> shiv is being gay
    * Siege is now known as Curt
    <aldaron> naive curt
    <Curt> Snap.
    <Curt> Now what Shiv
    <Curt> NOW WHAT
    <@Shiv> oh heh curt
    <@Shiv> i couldve been an asshole
    <@Shiv> and regged it
    <@Shiv> and changed it
    <@Shiv> but i didnt
    <@Shiv> i just left a small timer
    <@Shiv> it was fun
    <@Shiv> :)

    So then i thought hey, why not try shoddy! Lo and behold:


    Seige has joined Official Server.
    Seige: hi
    Seige: guys i need to tell you all something
    Seige: i am gay.
    friend: hi
    Steve-ah.xD has joined Official Server.
    Flashing Lights: We know, man.
    Flashing Lights: We all are.
    Setrack: we already new
    Setrack: knew
    Flashing Lights: It's cool.
    TK-421 has joined Official Server.
    Steve-ah.xD: Wow that took me 10 minutes to log in
    Seige: also
    Salabase has left Official Server.
    Seige: did i tell you guys
    Seige: shiv is awesome
    Seige: i was so stupid
    Flashing Lights: why
    Seige: that i told him my password was my girlfriends name
    Seige: then i told him my girlfriends name
    Seige: now he is fucking around
    Light: ...
    Seige: on my id
    Seige: hi light
    Flashing Lights: gf name is Steve?
    Seige: dont mind
    Light: Hello
    Mizery: Lol
    Curt: hey um
    -u- has left Official Server.
    Seige: im just fucking around for 5 minutes
    hoshin engi has left Official Server.
    Steve-ah.xD was kicked.
    Steve-ah.xD has left Official Server.
    Curt: light wanna ban him for impersonation?
    Curt: :)
    Seige: till curt notices
    Seige: oh
    Seige: there you go
    Seige: :)
    Setrack: lol
    Curt: that would be funny
    Seige: im not impersonating anyone :)
    Curt: if you banned him for impersonation!
    Light: You want to go down with him?
    Seige: i am curt
    MonsterGross!!: no i am curt!
    Seige: anyway
    Seige: im done
    Seige: :D
  20. Gmax

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    I was on Shoddy at that time and I was wondering what it meant. Hahaha. Bechare Curt ka chutiya bana diya.
  21. norulz

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    man, curt is so stupid
  22. akuchi

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    ahahaa fuck you

    yeah I remember that, my boyfriend was horrified at my crassness and alt+F4'd IRC :(
  23. david stone

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    Background: Curt gave away his password on IRC, Shiv posted it in some topic.

    curt has joined Official Server.
    Temprus: Is that you curt?
    Temprus: Or someone else.
    curt banned him- or herself for 6 years, 11 months.
    curt has left Official Server.
    Colin: that was not Curt
    Temprus: Fun.
    Shiv: lol
    Colin: but hahaha
    Colin: he just banned his own IP
    Shiv: that wasnt
    Shiv: haahahhahha
    Colin: "Thany" or whatever
    Shiv: that was dak
    Lord Gloom is back: hahaha
    lemondrop7 b: Curt never spells his name without a Capital C ._.
    Shiv: yeah
    Shiv: doesnt matter
    lemondrop7 b: Curt never spells his name without a Capital C ._.
    Shiv: yeah
    Shiv: doesnt matter
    Colin: I unbanned Curt's name though
    Colin: but I think the joke has run its course anyway
  24. dak

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    that was me xD
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    apparently colin was in a bad mood this day

    ---------------

    Colin: we don't care
    Colin: post it on your favourite rate my team forum
    Veni Vedi Vicious: thats not nice
    Um Bongo: neither is your face but i don't complain
    Veni Vedi Vicious: tahnks fatty
    Veni Vedi Vicious: sorry that wasnt very nice
    Colin: you had better keep your niceness in check
    Veni Vedi Vicious: ok
    TerrierKing: absol234 whats ur venusaurs moveset?
    Colin: it's "your"
    the_real_toad: I wish Venusuar was used more
    Colin: if you use that digusting corruption again I will ban you
    the_real_toad: he's my favorite starter
    Veni Vedi Vicious: thanks colin
    Colin: it's for my benefit, not yours
    6A9 Azenova: Venesaur is bs
    Veni Vedi Vicious: ill remember that and that poo is sin
    Colin: Veni Vedi Vicious the catholic
    TerrierKing: venusaur is cool dawg
    Colin: I'll show you what I think of catholics
    Veni Vedi Vicious was banned for 1 day.
    Veni Vedi Vicious has left Official Server.
    ---------
    Later that day...

    Veni Vedi Vicious2 has joined Official Server.
    the_real_toad: and that doesn't work too well
    the_real_toad: Kabutops works pretty good
    FènacroxX: Gyarados
    Veni Vedi Vicious2: WAY HAY HAY
    bowz: somebody who can thunder..
    Metabou: kabutops is great in rain
    the_real_toad: Lantern
    bowz: timid jolteon.
    the_real_toad: Lanturn, however its spelled
    Veni Vedi Vicious2.: kabutops is beast
    Metabou: thunderdance
    Veni Vedi Vicious2: hi colin
    6A9 Azenova: Kabutops can only use waterfall
    Metabou: lanturn gets stab from thunderdancing
    6A9 Azenova: thats about it
    the_real_toad: Kabutops has swift swim
    FènacroxX: gyarados is the best
    Metabou: waterfall and stone edge
    Veni Vedi Vicious2: swift swim is really good
    rayneman08: i like lanturn
    jessica111: ludicolo
    Um Bongo: coming in with the same name just with a 2 stuck on the end is surely not going to get you
    banned again
    Metabou: also kabutops can sweep or be a rapid spinner, he has high defense
    Absol234: weeeeeeeeeeeeee sol sol ABSOL
    TheLegendaryTek has left Official Server.
    ogre: swift swims are ok but u have to set up rain dance
    Maciek: NOCOLLO
    Veni Vedi Vicious2: Ludicolo is a sinner
    jessica111: ok...?
    FènacroxX: Weeppinbell
    Veni Vedi Vicious2: lolol
    Veni Vedi Vicious2 was banned for 2 years, 9 months.
    Veni Vedi Vicious2 has been kicked

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