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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. Yoshi King

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    lol the 2 years, 9 months thing killed me, Colin is hilarious
  2. Rioluke

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    Notice these are two different people, this happened in the same day.
  3. Kier

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    jab: watch out i just loaded my team i named it team pwn.

    mad: i powned sceptile
    mad: sceptile smell of shit
    mad: looool

    Russs: Blissey is for pussy's
    mad: pussy rulez loool

    lilica: shutup idiot
    lilica: giga idiot

    xiaoboy97: SHUT UP ALL FUCKERS AND I MEAN ALL

    xiaoboy97: TIME FOR KILL!

    Underson-Ads: i am braziliam boy battle with me
    Underson-Ads: son of bith

    johto: i sweeeped 6 mewtwos
    johto: in the row
    johto: Tyranitar eat them to lunch
  4. cookie

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    excellent foreys haha
  5. dbolt

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    alexrondo: suck my big please cock
    alexrondo: please guys
    alexrondo: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    alexrondo: i'M a dragon master cock

    alexrondo: big dick
    alexrondo: its a cool server
  6. Stoo

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    loling at foreys and darkbolts xD
  7. Bran

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    This came from talking to my younger sister back in the middle of December last year:

    Bran: Hey, you got invited to a New Year's Eve Party.
    Sis: Cool, when is it?
  8. Zangy

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    [17:49:15] Boy from pattlettown: darknessmoon I declare a battle!
  9. BlitzTheReaper

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    One of the MOST EPIC POSTS IN SHODDY HISTORY!

    Pokemonmaster: Can I ask how to regester if I am banned??
    Titan: lol
    kingofanime: ...
    Titan: You can't.
    kingofanime: lol
    Titan: It is an IP Ban.
    kingofanime: I'm confused
    Titan: I call sigging rights to that!
    DougJustDoug: Lemme guess. You're banned on Official.
    darklordofderkholm: why are you all lolling?
    Titan: Why wouldn't we?
    kingofanime: sarklord, have you found the wild yet?
    DougJustDoug: We get this a lot here.
    kingofanime: *darklord
    Titan: Is he an alt or no?
    DougJustDoug: I'm going to post a picture of the Statue of Liberty on the Welcome page.
    Pokemonmaster: Do u know hwo is Captain?
    kingofanime: can the welcome windw even show images?
    kingofanime: Captain runs another mod server.
    DougJustDoug: "Bring us your poor, your tired, your banned masses....."
    Titan: Doubt it
    Titan: lol
    Titan: If they are noobs I am happy.
    Titan: Free Killmarks!
    darklordofderkholm: nagh no i didnt find it (lol is cool but u use it too muchps i cant type so im sloooooooooooow
    Titan: eh...k?
    darklordofderkholm: where you from? US?
    Pokemonmaster: I beat Captain just 10 mins ago
    Titan: That was random....
    DougJustDoug: I thinks it's cool that when people are forcibly ejected from Official, they think this is a decent place to hang out.
    kingofanime: si senor
    darklordofderkholm: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...........
    kingofanime: seriously, im very worried that you have not found the grass yet
    darklordofderkholm: you are right i havent
    Titan: lol
    darklordofderkholm: im soooo stuupid
    Titan: eh you do not have to type repetitive letters here
    DougJustDoug: I gotta read the logs and get the backstory on this.
    Titan: backstory?
    Titan: what is backstory?
    kingofanime: Please, go outside the house ingame and go look at the grass
    kingofanime: THere's no backstory really.
    kingofanime: He came in my battle and asked how to catch pokemon
    Titan: ...what is backstory seriously?
    kingofanime: And I told him to catch them in the wild
    Titan: lol
    kingofanime: and he said he didn't know the wild was. :(
    darklordofderkholm: so: i have options file status view help users battles find... what do i click
    Titan: ...
    DougJustDoug: Wow. That's a new low here.
    kingofanime: So I said just look in the grass, and he couldn't find the grass either.
    darklordofderkholm: ps im a girl
    DougJustDoug: Or perhaps I should say a "noob low".
    Titan: KOA would you do the honors?
    kingofanime: darklord: click "File" then "Leave Server", Then click "Yes". It should bring you to the grass.
    Titan: At least this is not as low as the ones inGFAQS...
    Titan: They lost to Marriland...ask the dumbest questions...
    darklordofderkholm: which option do i click agh thank you very much
    Titan: etc. etc.
    kingofanime: File
    kingofanime: At the top of the screen
    darklordofderkholm: you r nice thanx
    darklordofderkholm has left Doug's Create-A-Pokemon Server.
    Titan: ....
    Titan: someone make me laugh....
    kingofanime: rofl
    DougJustDoug: Holy shit!
    Titan: I am feeling rather grumpy now....
    DougJustDoug: I wish I could sig that!
    kingofanime: I shoulda made her click ban self
    Titan: I will save this....
    Titan: rofl
    kingofanime: but im not that much of a prick
    Titan: lol?
    DougJustDoug: I am SO GLAD I logged on for that.
    Titan: lmao
    kingofanime: lol, that made my night
  10. gorm

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    tl; nf

    the nf stands for not funny
  11. the Lexx

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    I stopped reading at epic
    then I read gorm's post and for some reason read the first half
    then I stopped again

    also we don't need to read every single user on saying "lol" we get the point you thought it was funny ._.
  12. JimBob

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    I cut out all the stuff that doesn't pertain to the focus of the humor. Though this is more of a "had to be there" thing since everyone has already seen logs of people tricking noobs into leaving the server :|
  13. TheMusicMan

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    Sous-Chef KoC: so, what are you wearing?
    LumineSX: ...
    Sous-Chef KoC: im all covered in chicken grease, waiting for you to dip your potato and gravy in my popcorn chicken
    Sous-Chef KoC: if you know what i mean
    Sous-Chef KoC: do you want fries with that, big boy?
    Sous-Chef KoC: dip your mcNuggets in my McSweet and Sour Sauce, I'll give you the McFlurry of a lifetime
    TheMusicMan: thats your dream fantasy isnt it
    LumineSX: no
    LumineSX: no
    Captain Falcon: no = yes
    LumineSX: no
  14. Kier

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    Some_Guy91: just faught a noiob
    Some_Guy91: 4 uner pokemon

    uchiha_keomal: a man now fight with bear ubers men
    uchiha_keomal: and lose
    uchiha_keomal: to a bongzong

    darklordxd: battle eny nigga ?


    i love this one i don't really know why though:

    masello: you are a great: maraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  15. Stoo

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    and lose
    to a bongzong
  16. Max.AU

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    Havent had time to read it all yet but I lol'd at this one:

    [20:27:56] Chav No 1.: r u chav
    [20:27:59] Thunda: no
    [20:27:59] Chav No 1.: yeah
    [20:28:10] Chav No 1.: u shud
    [20:28:16] Chav No 1.: we are rulin da streetz
  17. gorm

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    [​IMG]
  18. chaos

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    lol Ah.. is a good username too
  19. dak

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    CaptKirby quotes are the best:

    <RAMPANTKirby> I thought about sucking cock once
    <RAMPANTKirby> I wanted to know if dick REALLY tasted as bad as they say
    <RAMPANTKirby> but then I decided it was not worth having a cock in my mouth
    <RAMPANTKirby> well like I like 'experiencing' things, good or bad
    <RAMPANTKirby> but I decided sucking dick would cross the line of too bad
  20. Edge Of Pain

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    Wow, that is fucking awesome. That still has me in hysterics, especially when Chaos started going "no leftovers, no Tyranitar" etc. That really IS what some netbattlers say.
    Forgive me for the capitals: HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
  21. dak

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    <CaptKirby> aka a bunch of high schooled nerds
    <CaptKirby> and they are not bad people but sleeping with them was pretty fucking terrible
  22. cloud

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    captkirbys so gay

    dak youre so cute
  23. COalex

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    coolpeeps: marowack challenge?
    coolpeeps: maraowack challenge?
    coolpeeps: marowack challenge?
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    looks like someone's been smoking the marowakytobaccy
  25. Phadunk

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    Benny: I quit that battle caus your pokemon were overhacks
    Benny: Anyone else?
    Benny: Hello

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