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Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.
lol the 2 years, 9 months thing killed me, Colin is hilarious
Notice these are two different people, this happened in the same day.
jab: watch out i just loaded my team i named it team pwn.
mad: i powned sceptile
mad: sceptile smell of shit
Russs: Blissey is for pussy's
mad: pussy rulez loool
lilica: shutup idiot
lilica: giga idiot
xiaoboy97: SHUT UP ALL FUCKERS AND I MEAN ALL
xiaoboy97: TIME FOR KILL!
Underson-Ads: i am braziliam boy battle with me
Underson-Ads: son of bith
johto: i sweeeped 6 mewtwos
johto: in the row
johto: Tyranitar eat them to lunch
excellent foreys haha
alexrondo: suck my big please cock
alexrondo: please guys
alexrondo: i'M a dragon master cock
alexrondo: big dick
alexrondo: its a cool server
loling at foreys and darkbolts xD
This came from talking to my younger sister back in the middle of December last year:
Bran: Hey, you got invited to a New Year's Eve Party.
Sis: Cool, when is it?
[17:49:15] Boy from pattlettown: darknessmoon I declare a battle!
One of the MOST EPIC POSTS IN SHODDY HISTORY!
Pokemonmaster: Can I ask how to regester if I am banned??
Titan: You can't.
Titan: It is an IP Ban.
kingofanime: I'm confused
Titan: I call sigging rights to that!
DougJustDoug: Lemme guess. You're banned on Official.
darklordofderkholm: why are you all lolling?
Titan: Why wouldn't we?
kingofanime: sarklord, have you found the wild yet?
DougJustDoug: We get this a lot here.
Titan: Is he an alt or no?
DougJustDoug: I'm going to post a picture of the Statue of Liberty on the Welcome page.
Pokemonmaster: Do u know hwo is Captain?
kingofanime: can the welcome windw even show images?
kingofanime: Captain runs another mod server.
DougJustDoug: "Bring us your poor, your tired, your banned masses....."
Titan: Doubt it
Titan: If they are noobs I am happy.
Titan: Free Killmarks!
darklordofderkholm: nagh no i didnt find it (lol is cool but u use it too muchps i cant type so im sloooooooooooow
darklordofderkholm: where you from? US?
Pokemonmaster: I beat Captain just 10 mins ago
Titan: That was random....
DougJustDoug: I thinks it's cool that when people are forcibly ejected from Official, they think this is a decent place to hang out.
kingofanime: si senor
kingofanime: seriously, im very worried that you have not found the grass yet
darklordofderkholm: you are right i havent
darklordofderkholm: im soooo stuupid
Titan: eh you do not have to type repetitive letters here
DougJustDoug: I gotta read the logs and get the backstory on this.
Titan: what is backstory?
kingofanime: Please, go outside the house ingame and go look at the grass
kingofanime: THere's no backstory really.
kingofanime: He came in my battle and asked how to catch pokemon
Titan: ...what is backstory seriously?
kingofanime: And I told him to catch them in the wild
kingofanime: and he said he didn't know the wild was. :(
darklordofderkholm: so: i have options file status view help users battles find... what do i click
DougJustDoug: Wow. That's a new low here.
kingofanime: So I said just look in the grass, and he couldn't find the grass either.
darklordofderkholm: ps im a girl
DougJustDoug: Or perhaps I should say a "noob low".
Titan: KOA would you do the honors?
kingofanime: darklord: click "File" then "Leave Server", Then click "Yes". It should bring you to the grass.
Titan: At least this is not as low as the ones inGFAQS...
Titan: They lost to Marriland...ask the dumbest questions...
darklordofderkholm: which option do i click agh thank you very much
Titan: etc. etc.
kingofanime: At the top of the screen
darklordofderkholm: you r nice thanx
darklordofderkholm has left Doug's Create-A-Pokemon Server.
Titan: someone make me laugh....
DougJustDoug: Holy shit!
Titan: I am feeling rather grumpy now....
DougJustDoug: I wish I could sig that!
kingofanime: I shoulda made her click ban self
Titan: I will save this....
kingofanime: but im not that much of a prick
DougJustDoug: I am SO GLAD I logged on for that.
kingofanime: lol, that made my night
the nf stands for not funny
I stopped reading at epic
then I read gorm's post and for some reason read the first half
then I stopped again
also we don't need to read every single user on saying "lol" we get the point you thought it was funny ._.
I cut out all the stuff that doesn't pertain to the focus of the humor. Though this is more of a "had to be there" thing since everyone has already seen logs of people tricking noobs into leaving the server :|
Sous-Chef KoC: so, what are you wearing?
Sous-Chef KoC: im all covered in chicken grease, waiting for you to dip your potato and gravy in my popcorn chicken
Sous-Chef KoC: if you know what i mean
Sous-Chef KoC: do you want fries with that, big boy?
Sous-Chef KoC: dip your mcNuggets in my McSweet and Sour Sauce, I'll give you the McFlurry of a lifetime
TheMusicMan: thats your dream fantasy isnt it
Captain Falcon: no = yes
Some_Guy91: just faught a noiob
Some_Guy91: 4 uner pokemon
uchiha_keomal: a man now fight with bear ubers men
uchiha_keomal: and lose
uchiha_keomal: to a bongzong
darklordxd: battle eny nigga ?
i love this one i don't really know why though:
masello: you are a great: maraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
to a bongzong
Havent had time to read it all yet but I lol'd at this one:
[20:27:56] Chav No 1.: r u chav
[20:27:59] Thunda: no
[20:27:59] Chav No 1.: yeah
[20:28:10] Chav No 1.: u shud
[20:28:16] Chav No 1.: we are rulin da streetz
lol Ah.. is a good username too
CaptKirby quotes are the best:
<RAMPANTKirby> I thought about sucking cock once
<RAMPANTKirby> I wanted to know if dick REALLY tasted as bad as they say
<RAMPANTKirby> but then I decided it was not worth having a cock in my mouth
<RAMPANTKirby> well like I like 'experiencing' things, good or bad
<RAMPANTKirby> but I decided sucking dick would cross the line of too bad
Wow, that is fucking awesome. That still has me in hysterics, especially when Chaos started going "no leftovers, no Tyranitar" etc. That really IS what some netbattlers say.
Forgive me for the capitals: HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
<CaptKirby> aka a bunch of high schooled nerds
<CaptKirby> and they are not bad people but sleeping with them was pretty fucking terrible
captkirbys so gay
dak youre so cute
coolpeeps: marowack challenge?
coolpeeps: maraowack challenge?
coolpeeps: marowack challenge?
looks like someone's been smoking the marowakytobaccy
Benny: I quit that battle caus your pokemon were overhacks
Benny: Anyone else?