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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. Mastadi

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    [21:10:49] <Magmortar> I'M COMING
    [21:10:52] <Magmortar> :O

    That's what you get when you are too excited over a SSBB battle >_>
  2. Shiv

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    how is that the least bit funny?
  3. Steelicks

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    lol
  4. Gouki

    Gouki nice times all the times
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    fbaby: GODDAM I HATE PLAYING LADDER BATTLES WHEN I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM
  5. Mystica

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    gormenghast: Yanmegaen Power [Ice] --- Machamp (F) @ Def, -Atk) - Grass Knot Leftovers Ability: No Guard EVs:Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk) 20 HP/236 Spd/(+SAtLeftovers Ability: Natural Cure EVs: 252 HP/226 Def/32 Spd Bold nature (+- Recover - Scarf Ability: Flash Fire EVs: (+Def, -S (F) @ Focus Sash Ability: Speed Boost EVs: 4 Def/252 Spd/252 SAtk Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk) - Protect - Bug Buzz - Air Slash - HiddAtkk, -Atk) - Earth Power - Hidden --- Jirachi @ Leftovers Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 240 HP/56 Atk/76 Def/136 Spd Impish nature - Dynamicpunch - Rest - --- Suicune @ Leftovers Ability: Pressure EVs: 252 HP/252 Def/4 SAtk Bold nature (+Def, -Atk) - Surf - Calm Mind - Roar - Ice Beam --- Celebi @ ) - Reflect - Stealth Rock - Body Slam - Zen Headbutt ---
    paw has joined Official Server.
    gormenghast: alskdfj sorry
    gormenghast: sorry sorry sorry
    Light: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    gormenghast was kicked.
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    Foreys: yesss
    Mystica: lol
    Gouki: whoa im strong
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    Gouki: so big
  6. Steeler

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    [12:01:17] <SKYUPPERCUT60> the closest I've ever been to pussy was in the seventh grade when this 270 pound girl asked me to rub her legs
    [12:01:22] <SKYUPPERCUT60> ...and I actually did it
    [12:01:26] <Tek> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    [12:01:27] <SKYUPPERCUT60> god I'm a mess
    [12:01:33] <Sam> good
    [12:01:34] <Sam> lord
    [12:01:39] <Sam> that's a chat quote
  7. DM

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    jesus hahahaha
  8. Toothache

    Toothache Let the music play!
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    Just a few select ones :-)

    <+Kumar> and I'm braindead apparently
    <+Kumar> I just took a swig out of the ketchup bottle
    <+Kumar> instead of my coke
    <+Kumar> im like
    <+Kumar> why is this so heavy
    <+Kumar> OH SHIT THIS IS KETCHUP

    <@alex> ok id rather talk about penis than pokemon

    <aldaron> i still keep downloading porn off of user atlas on my school's dc++
    <@Jumpman16> that's my "problem" too
  9. KoA

    KoA The very best...
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    nyles12: i wanna mecome a TO I CHALLENGE U ERIC!
  10. Phizzlax

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    Could somebody find me a picture of Clownquaza from JAA. I loved that picture...
  11. moot

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    [15:45] * CaptKirby was kicked by evan (lay off the cheese and sugar will you?)
    [15:45] * CaptKirby (~Harlequin@resnet-37-183.dorm.utexas.edu) has joined #fluodome
    [15:45] <+CaptKirby> evan, patron of St. Abby
    [15:45] * CaptKirby was kicked by evan (CK patron of St. Flabby)

    [16:00] <cookie> i bet ck went round neighbours' houses to borrow lunch
    [16:00] <+CaptKirby> lol shut up
    [16:00] <+CaptKirby> it was not as if it was EVERY day
    [16:00] <+CaptKirby> it was probably like half of the time
  12. DM

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    <+evan> no waitwait
    <+evan> i have something better
    <+evan> <CaptKirby> np: Fall Out Boy - Thanks for the Memories!
    <+evan> hahahahaha
    <+evan> <CaptKirby> np: Fall Out Boy - Thanks for the Memories!
    <+evan> hahahahahahaha
    <CaptKirby> lol stop it
    <@DM> hahahaha
    <@DM> terrible
    <+evan> ck the fag
    <CaptKirby> DM no stop
    <@DM> <Joel> I mean, John Cena is fugly face wise
    <@DM> <Joel> but his body is pretty nice!
    <CaptKirby> I was only listening to the top youtube videos
    <@DM> <Joel> I mean, John Cena is fugly face wise
    <@DM> <Joel> but his body is pretty nice!
    <+evan> hahahahahaha
    <+evan> <CaptKirby> np: Fall Out Boy - Thanks for the Memories!
    <@DM> <Joel> I mean, John Cena is fugly face wise
    <@DM> <Joel> but his body is pretty nice!
    <+evan> <CaptKirby> np: Fall Out Boy - Thanks for the Memories!
    * CaptKirby (~Harlequin@resnet-37-183.dorm.utexas.edu) Quit
    <@DM> hahahaha
    <+atlas> lol
    <+evan> lol
    <+evan> ahahahahaa
    <Brawley> lol
    <@Hipmonlee> he is going to drown his sorrows in a cup of sugar
    <@DM> hahahahaha
    <+atlas> lol
  13. evan

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    I am a big fan of these last two posts.

    Bahahahahahahahaha!
  14. Yagami Light

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    Some dude said this to me and it made me laugh enough to post it here:

    josaeres: sorry bye my team is not made to battle faggotdaries
  15. moot

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    hahahaha faggotdaries

    your team is made of homosexual cows

    [15:17] <Isy> but yeah ever since my mom found a log of a dude asking me if I'd make love to bob barker and me jokingly saying yes
    [15:17] <Isy> my life hasn't been the same :(
    [15:18] <thunda> why was your mum searching your logs
    [15:20] * evan (~TheBM@indie.as.sin) has joined #fluodome
    [15:20] * ChanServ sets mode: +o evan
    [15:20] <Isy> idk my mom searches everything for me
    [15:20] <Isy> all she did was click find
    [15:21] <Isy> and type in log
    [15:21] <Isy> :|
    [15:21] <thunda> save loads of pictures of trees
    [15:21] <thunda> incase she tries again
  16. norulz

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    lol dm that was the best log i've read in a while
  17. moot

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    mafiabot is biased toward sakura

    [16:49] <@mafialagbot> moot (bodyguard) was killed!
    [16:49] <@mafialagbot> The day starts! The players still alive are: sakura, jc. You can deliberate for the next 30 seconds.
    [16:49] <+moot> love you too jc <3
    [16:50] <+Sakura> :{
    [16:50] <Jc> <3
    [16:50] <Jc> :3
    [16:50] <+moot> n_n
    [16:50] <+Sakura> !vote Sakura
    [16:50] <thunda> this blondie cd is pretty good
    [16:50] <@mafialagbot> Deliberations are over. You have 30 seconds to vote for the person you want to lynch.To vote, type: /msg mafialagbot vote <player>
    [16:50] <@mafialagbot> sakura has voted for sakura
    [16:50] <@mafialagbot> Everybody has voted.
    [16:50] <@mafialagbot> There is a tie between: sakura, moot. Nobody is going to be lynched.
  18. cookie

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    <thunda> is an ostrich even a bird
    <Jc> hahahaha
    <thunda> isnt it a mammal
    <thunda> they run
    <thunda> but never fli

    the same thunda from the 'rulin da streetz' quote
  19. Karrot

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    Hahaha, thunda is fucking awesome.
  20. Thunda

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    Thankyou.
  21. Venom

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    This shit made me cry
  22. Pillowrath

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    [10:22:38] <CaptKirby> AND scored my first kiss
    [10:22:49] <CaptKirby> (I was 12 he was 13)

    oh my
  23. moot

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    some great witty quotes tonight

    [19:53] <Jedil> yeah i thank ck for
    [19:53] <Jedil> <+CaptKirby> my older brother broke his leg at the first concert we went to
    [19:53] <Jedil> [21:22:22] <+CaptKirby> I felt kind of bad but decided to go ahead and keep rocking out anyway
    [19:53] <Jedil> [21:22:33] <+CaptKirby> AND scored my first kiss
    [19:53] <Jedil> [21:22:44] <+CaptKirby> (I was 12 he was 13)
    [19:53] <+moot> !witty
    [19:53] <pookar> oh i get it
    [19:53] <@WittyMcgee> A new round begins!
    [19:53] <@WittyMcgee> Get ready...
    [19:53] <@WittyMcgee> Complete this sentence: Stick to your day job CaptKirby ...

    [19:58] <@WittyMcgee> ... are an endangered species.
    [19:58] <@WittyMcgee> [5][Xaio] good posters : 2 votes by cookie,moot
    [19:58] <@WittyMcgee> The winner for this round is: Xaio
    [19:58] <@WittyMcgee> He or she earns 2 points + 2 bonus points, for a total of 4 points.

    wait what just happened
  24. Judgement

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    <MoP> y o u r m o t h e r y o u r m o t h e r y o u r m o t h e r y o u r m o t h e r y o u r m o t h e r
    <MoP> in retrospect i should had just copy+paste the first one
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    more thunda stupidity
    <thunda> arent catalysts thos ethings old people get in their eyes

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