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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. Hazerider

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    that's not even the real quote noob
    <Muerte---> me gustaria to know if you know servants that themselves linkeen porfavor if know send me private I am Chilean do not I understand the groins I am translating.- thanks

    Anyway I have like 500 other quotes to post here but I can't be bothered.

    Edit: 3333TH POST I BETTER MAKE A FUCKING HUGE THREAD ABOUT IT
  2. Floppy

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    -[13:26:12]- Coca: I don't andertand whats cool is use only Ou's? its boord kicks ass hundred times some ttar or bliss
  3. DM

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    I got these two from skimming my old, old logs:

    <+Sanders> this season looks faster than the last one
    <+Sanders> the last one was really sluggish
    <+lords> the concept is kinda weird
    <+lords> how an entire season is just one day
    <@cfickle> lords
    <@cfickle> an entire season of tv happens in just one of your wow sessions

    This one is particularly humorous due to a certain recent thread:

    [00:09] <@J-bones> i have a better joke anyway
    [00:09] <@J-bones> knock knock
    [00:09] <@Carl> all in good fun ;P
    [00:09] <@chris> whos there
    [00:09] <DoomMullet> who's there???
    [00:09] <@J-bones> carl
    [00:09] <@chris> carl who
    [00:09] <@J-bones> carl could be banned
    [00:09] <DoomMullet> oh man that was a good one
    [00:09] <@chris> joke didnt deliver but the moral is good
    [00:09] <DoomMullet> instant classic
    [00:09] <@J-bones> lol
    [00:09] <@J-bones> a joke with a moral
    [00:10] <DoomMullet> better Nate than lever!

    I fucking rule at life.
  4. Atlas

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    <Vincent> I always loved when my mom slept with me
  5. Mike B

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    [01:25:13] Stewie (Cup UNREATED: [01:24:33] Stewie (Cup UNREATED has beaten EeveeTrainer <---
    [01:25:14] Vulcan Fury: rofl
    [01:25:35] goofball: OMG OMG OMG HE BEAT ET
    [01:25:39] lordmaztah: omg
    [01:25:39] goofball: LETS GIVE HIM ADMINS
    [01:25:43] goofball: HE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME
    [01:25:45] [Steelicks]: woah man
    [01:25:47] [Steelicks]: ET is a fucking LEGEND
    [01:25:52] Stewie (Cup UNREATED: =)
    [01:25:58] [Steelicks]: Stewie.... BEAT HIM!?!?!?!?
    [01:26:06] Master of Shuppets: pawnage
    [01:26:11] Toothbrush: Congrats Stewie
    [01:26:15] Toothbrush: you have IT in you
    [01:26:16] Stewie (Cup UNREATED: Yeah, about admin?
    [01:26:23] TheMusicMan(GSC): and we all know that no one ever beats ET...
    [01:26:25] [Steelicks]: do you want to be an admin?
  6. Steelicks

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    [21:49:03] sacha: MEW AND POKEMON MOST POWERFUL OF THE WORLD

    [22:06:34] [KoT] Mojon UU: no one can to win
    [22:06:53] [KoT] Mojon UU: ihave power UU team
    [22:07:08] [KoT] Mojon UU: all my rival lose with me
    [22:07:10] [KoT] Mojon UU: jajaja
    [22:07:23] [KoT] Mojon UU: i am the best
    [22:07:31] [KoT] Mojon UU: MOJON RULES HERE
  7. pear

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    Now, back to incriminating irc quotes:


    <Justin8649> aol is stupid
    <MoP> me2

    <pear> my younger sister is FOUR
    <Batpig> i would bang pear's sister
  8. Glen

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    MOJON RULES HERE

    ahahahaha

    edit: sorry guys but i had to

    [​IMG]
  9. norulz

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    [03:03:51] Kyob: mystica can go jump in a lake
  10. Ace777

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    [08:52:09] Zerokyuuni: people use legends because they have small penis's and the legendarys make them feel big
    [08:52:32] Zerokyuuni: it's the same thing with big cars:-P
  11. Hazerider

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    rofl
    I usually don't post just to say rofl but
    rofl
  12. Mystica

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    oh shit did i beat him that bad? :x


    Bangladesh: then i bought a real crappy wallet from china or something with bob marley on it
    Bangladesh: and then when i was going to pay, i saw lighters with naked men on it
    Bangladesh: i totally had to buy two of those
    Bangladesh: ok
    Bangladesh: fuck
    Bangladesh: dont quote that
    Bangladesh: i bought it for my friend man not for me
    Bangladesh: ARGH
    peter_pan: is this friend a VERY good friend?
  13. theamericandream38

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    ahahahahahahaha MOJON RULES HERE glen that is great
  14. Doomsday

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    I MANAGED to bully alonketchum13 enough to get a pic of him. it's signed.

    [​IMG]
  15. theamericandream38

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    needs more prepare to get pawns like dog :[
  16. Hazerider

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    Similarly, I was able to obtain a picture of machorayquaza1925 for all of you to enjoy. Here it is:
    [​IMG]
  17. Misty

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    where did you guys get those seriously, lol
  18. theamericandream38

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    google image search I presume
  19. giga

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    lol i undertstand the groins i am translating
  20. Mike B

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  21. Misty

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    oh god that is quite possibly the best thing ever, amazing work
  22. DM

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    Misty calling a bowl full of giants cocks "the best thing ever"

    weird
  23. Sarenji

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  24. rekt

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    that kids face is the reason that i lolled
  25. theamericandream38

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    rofl his face is awesome

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