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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. Ace777

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  2. Judgement

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    <DoomMullet> it's always better to receive than to give
    <DoomMullet> but you have to give to RECEIVE
  3. Misty

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    you win, since this is pretty much my favorite quote of all time
  4. Hazerider

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    I know how to beat doomsday
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  5. Steelicks

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    (chaos = Camp Kmart)

    Camp Kmart: (i'm still not going to mod you)
    Rodrigo: ok
    Rodrigo: also I wanted to be friend yours
    Camp Kmart: good
    Rodrigo:
    Rodrigo: what's your name ?
    Camp Kmart: john c internet
    Camp Kmart: i traverse my web with a can of apple seeds and a pocket of miracles
    Rodrigo: xD
    Rodrigo: u have mail man ?
    Camp Kmart: yes he delivers my state journal promptly every morning
    Rodrigo: hey
    Rodrigo: xD
    Rodrigo: gave me your mail
    Camp Kmart: he did?
    Camp Kmart: god he doesn't respect my privacy does he ._.
    Rodrigo: it stops to joke and gave me your email
    Rodrigo: xD
    Camp Kmart: yeah after he delivers my paper he usually stops to tell a few jokes
    Camp Kmart: how the fuck did he know my email though
    Camp Kmart: and why did he give it to you
    Rodrigo: oh
    Rodrigo: only i want your mail man xD
    Camp Kmart: well go get him then why are you wasting your time talking to me
    Camp Kmart: he isnt the handsomest of men but if thats the way you swing
    Camp Kmart: GOD FORBID I STOP YOU

    also

    Christina: anybody wants to hear a joke?
    Christina: once,a teacher asked a student what i cannot do but a pidgey can do?
    Christina: the boy replied"sir,u cannot sit in a nest"
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    ahhahahahahaha I made some of such pictures before but these really made me laugh out loud.

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    [21:30:40] Ass Ketchup (Ash): It's not about "evs" and "ivs" or even "abcdefgv's," but it's about the teamwork behind the team that makes a team.
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    rofl roy awesome
  10. Glen

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    BEAT THAT FUCKERS
  11. Judgement

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    Ernest_Westwood: where you live
    Ernest_Westwood: so i can bomb it
  12. DragonDance

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    lold quite hard at that
  13. Kid A

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    lol i love this thread
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    [23:08:56] poke_nerd15: tell me when you ready
    [23:09:02] husk: ok
    [23:13:06] husk: ok ready
    [23:14:09] poke_nerd15: wait...i'm masturbate now
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    i think poke_nerd15 was channeling ET
  16. Dan Dan

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    [19:54:42] <i8earl> umm didnt ian garvey revolutionize pokemon
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    (You Won't Win): nobcake is the first thing i eat at lunch
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    reminds me of:

    <sceptile> mahoro is a chiken that i will eat it t breakfast.

    there's a lot of other really good quotes from this guy but i don't have them
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    speaking of noobs...

    Magikarp-Man: I'm Magikarp-Man! With the proportional strength, speed, agility and stupidity of a magikarp. How shall defy me??
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    [17:27:20] <@Brain> cloud is a donkey
    [17:27:22] <@Brain> he is brown
    [17:27:24] <@cloud> this makes sense
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    yeah.... he actually had 6 magikarps in his team when i saw him online.
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    -[17:51:53]- Charizard82: pleas dont evolve in mi battle
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    Elaborating on that now infamous quote. I am an evil man I tarnished his perfect 3-0 record :(

    Ernest_Westwood's Gengar fainted!
    Ernest_Westwood: sorry
    MythTrainerInfinity: Heh nice try
    Ernest_Westwood: :'(
    Ernest_Westwood: what?
    MythTrainerInfinity: You take losses like a man would.
    Ernest_Westwood: Do you care about your record?
    MythTrainerInfinity: Obviously you do.
    Ernest_Westwood: you care?
    Ernest_Westwood: do you?
    MythTrainerInfinity: You challegenged me rated and you are trying to back out.
    Ernest_Westwood: El que Anos tienes y usted yo asse por manos
    Ernest_Westwood: (BAN ME PLEASE)
    Ernest_Westwood sent out Skarmory (Lv.100 Skarmory)!
    ---------------------------------
    MythTrainerInfinity's Suicune's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
    Ernest_Westwood's Skarmory's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
    End of turn #30
    Ernest_Westwood's Skarmory: 87% HP
    MythTrainerInfinity's Suicune: 291 HP
    MythTrainerInfinity: Wow i am so hurt.
    Ernest_Westwood: (BAN ME PLEASE)
    Ernest_Westwood: you black bum
    MythTrainerInfinity: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Ernest_Westwood: where you live
    Ernest_Westwood: so i can bomb it
    MythTrainerInfinity: jajajajajajajajajajajajaja
    Ernest_Westwood: ur gonna get banned
    MythTrainerInfinity: Please.
    Ernest_Westwood: MythTrainerInfinity: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Ernest_Westwood: thats what niggers do
    Ernest_Westwood: rofl
    Ernest_Westwood: nub

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  24. Ace777

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    [21:13:43] boarfdeef: guess what everyone
    [21:13:46] boarfdeef: (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) NIGGE
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    SKYUPPERCUT60: OH MY GOD GUYS
    SKYUPPERCUT60: PEACH YOGURT
    SKYUPPERCUT60: RAPES

    SKYUPPERCUT60: i didn't know what a boner was till last year

    [22:47:47] skarm: at 90 I'd be like "well grandkids... I used to be a serious pokemon trainer in my day, but now I only have three left: Choose!"

    this just in:

    <Hipmonlee> ok
    <Hipmonlee> wittiest poster
    <Hipmonlee> who should I nominate
    <Brain> me
    <Brain> I'm witty
    <Hipmonlee> I am gonna go glen I think, I just saw a glen post that made me laugh
    <Brain> even my non-posts are witty
    <Hipmonlee> you are so not a poster
    <Hipmonlee> when was the last time you posted
    <Hipmonlee> like 2 or 3 years ago?
    <Brain> dude 3 years ago I owned smogon
    <Hipmonlee> its true
    <Brain> probably last week or something
    <Hipmonlee> but you see smogon has moved on
    <Hipmonlee> you are washed up
    <Hipmonlee> a has been

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