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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. Kumar

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    <m0nkfish> what a douche i hate it when people ruin mafia
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    [20:35:17] <@Mekkah> we thought amelia would be strife
    [20:35:19] <+bardak> brb for a sex
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    [23:20] <Jackal> ill get back to you in a sex
    [23:20] <Jackal> sec
    01[23:21] <LightWolf> I was one sec away from calling you a perv
    [23:21] <Jackal> lol

    all this perverted people
  5. aamto

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    [00:15:34] <%CaptKirby> Fishy's sister has proven that you need standards when asking after sisters
    [00:15:38] <%CaptKirby> you instead need to ask:
    [00:15:39] <%CaptKirby> aslm
    [00:15:41] <%CaptKirby> m for mass
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    hey guys we've seen a million 'sex instead of sec' quotes already

    the ck one is pretty hilarious lol
  7. Loki

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    more from shoddybattle's finest:

    Obama.Yes we Can: hello boys and girls here it's the preident of states and i'm the best atpokemon
    Obama.Yes we Can: the president say: if anyone beat me he became my first ministre

    mew23: (secretly im very lonly)

    ashbb: I defy anyone?

    cvpimp99: do u gotta pay for ledgens

    SCEPTI_1992: THEY ARE VERY VERY VERY UGLIES
    SCEPTI_1992: SUCK IT ME
    SCEPTI_1992: UGLYES

    and finally, two brave users speak out against two of the vilest men in human history: adolf hitler and our very own jumpman16...

    javi_jugon: Please Banned the user Nazi_Hitler he is a Shit

    RKO: jumpman16** SUCK !!! he is racist i kick his back
  8. Olie

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    lol this is the best one
  9. Doomsday

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    holy shit this is like a blast from the past but it's from the PRESENT instead!! fantastic

    (secretly im very lonly)
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    Someone on Shoddy expressing his or her view on the American Election.

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    Loki dare?

    for i will kick your back
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    <Hazerider> [00:59:39] <pookar> anyway more severe autistic cases, they are the kids you see banging their heads, yelling
    <Hazerider> avenged sevenfold fans?
  13. Olie

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    I enjoyed this^^
  14. Thorns

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    you realize that quote is not praising mr. empoleon right
  15. Olie

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    I know.

    Basically Gen needs to consider quality>quantity.
    <3 you though
  16. Matthew

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    Alright, cut off my fingers and three toes.
  17. Judicator

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    I used the Avenged Sevenfold one as my facebook status and got 5 notifications within the first five minutes of putting it up.
  18. Gouki

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    rocha: vamus battle flock of weak
    rocha: i m not rock the rock m i man

    justgreat7: heys guys
    justgreat7: you know the macho brace
    justgreat7: does it put up your ev in this
    opec: yeah man everytime i win or lose a battle it stays the same
    justgreat7: foreal
    justgreat7: gay ass game
    justgreat7: whos owner
    justgreat7: i will like to speak to them

    Martin Tjahyadi: why this people are spanish??
    Martin Tjahyadi: i can't speak with them
    Martin Tjahyadi: they are so fool

    jox10: vamo noboes
    jox10: NOBODY CAN WON MY BATTLE

    palkiaman: someone fight me i am a louser
    palkiaman: luser

    vtrn: chups my eggs

    player2.: chup may eggs

    chama-la: i search war?

    ViceGMFB: People who force change pokemon are douche bags.

    mk2: reaper way we dasnt challenge
    mk2: rey mysteriyo
    mk2: sasuke or narzto
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    excelant work boy....
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    bwahhahaha
    you are almost forgiven for crushing the dream of "strongth" being a real quote

    (but you're still a dirty collaborator)
  21. Chill Murray

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    hahaha

    NOBODY CAN WON MY BATTLE
  22. diinbong

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    I think the part dumbfuck missed of that was where I was obviously trying to manipulate information to get cookie glined, despite the unlikeliness of it succeeding.
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    i search war?

    bwahahahaha
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    i dont remember lines 4,5,6 happening O____

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