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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. Thorns

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    only funny cause it came after like a few minutes of conversation about earthworm looking for porn

    [17:12:11] <@Earthworm> i searched for like
    [17:12:14] <@Earthworm> legs
    [17:12:50] <@Flonne> did you go to knees next ? ?
    [17:12:53] <@Earthworm> ahaha
    [17:12:53] <@Earthworm> no
    [17:13:10] <@Earthworm> hmm thighs would have been a good idea
  2. the pugilist

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    le0trance: FALA AI PORGUES SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME THIS GAME TO A JOGA HAVING A TRANSLATOR TO USA AT THIS TIME IS VERY DIFICIUL DE COMMUNICATION
  3. Staraptor Call

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    Kilolo: I am a rogue fighter. Fuck Clams
  4. Toothache

    Toothache Let the music play!
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    <Destroyer_> what dos Lrn2rd mean?
    <Destroyer_> is it learn tard?
  5. Glen

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    what a learntard
  6. monkfish

    monkfish what are birds?
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    glens such a learntard
  7. RobertM

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    Ok, this isn't from netbattle, shoddy, or smogon, but it's fucking sweet anyways and not enough for a thread.

    [​IMG]
  8. jumpluff

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    it's not that funny
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    i disagree, <---- V IMPORTANT COMMA
  10. Toothache

    Toothache Let the music play!
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    if you disagree and you fail,
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    man toothache you really are good at kicking a dead horse
  12. Swaggersaurus

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    [13:18:05] <~Earthworm> i have a question
    [13:18:06] <&junior> !!!!!!!!!
    [13:18:11] <@Az> i get you
    [13:18:11] <@Az> ew
    [13:18:12] <&junior> hence this year is a short year for me
    [13:18:13] <@Az> hello
    [13:18:24] <~Earthworm> how fast
    [13:18:26] <~Earthworm> does time pass
  13. Stoo

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    [15:46:17] <@WOOD> i had a really good day today
    [15:46:27] <&Earthworm> i had
    [15:46:31] <&Earthworm> a crazy day
    [15:47:38] <&Earthworm> i wrote out pi
    [15:47:40] <&Earthworm> to 254 places
  14. Toothache

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    Earthworm really knows how to party. I'm just waiting for him to start learning e
  15. david stone

    david stone Fast-moving, smart, sexy and alarming.
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    Something I've had on my desktop for a few months

    marcos_borowski: hello
    marcos_borowski: my name ys marcos
    marcos_borowski: i donĀ“t speak very english
    marcos_borowski: poko so one knows what the school bazico aki in brazil
    marcos_borowski: Brazil has a great parents eh
    marcos_borowski: I live in Rio Grande do Sul in leopoldo are the best place in the world
    marcos_borowski: the creditor may the best team Gremio eh that parents
    marcos_borowski: ola tem alguem ai??
    marcos_borowski: very nice
    marcos_borowski: ja volto galera I eat ice cream



    (this occurred with pretty much no one responding to him)
  16. Doomsday

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    ja volto galera i eat ice cream

    if you understand his words this line is amazing
    well the whole log is, lol
  17. david stone

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    not as good as most of my logs; I blame Gouki

    mikeismike: who is the reddest pokemon?
    mikeismike: ??????
    mikeismike: ?????????
    mikeismike: hi do you see this?
    mikeismike: hello?
    Gouki: pikachu
    mikeismike: yotally*
    mikeismike: lumineon is a great swift swimmer with life orb and surf*
    Gouki: yotally*
    mikeismike: rher*
    mikeismike: 4*
    Gouki: 4?*
    Gouki: four of what?*
    mikeismike: styuff*
    Gouki: what kind of stuff?*
    Gouki: please I must know*
    mikeismike: packages of......*
    Gouki: packages of what?!
    mikeismike: D_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ GUESS*
    Gouki: hmm*
    Gouki: dirtyboys?*
    Gouki: you are sick >:(*
    mikeismike: NO LLAMAS*
    Gouki: that doesn't start with D*
    Gouki: therefore you are a cheater*
    mikeismike: DLLAMAS*
    Gouki: ah*
    Gouki: my mistake*
    mikeismike: dali llama
    Gouki: this is the weirdest PM ever
    Gouki: thank you*
    mikeismike: 5
    Gouki: 5 llamas?
    mikeismike: 5 trees in llamas DUH!
    Gouki: sorry...
    mikeismike: 45458545
    Gouki: this is like that song about the days of christmas, except it's about lamas
    Gouki: *llamas
    mikeismike: WANNA RANDOM FIGHT
    mikeismike: 4
    Gouki: I'll need some sort of incentive
    Gouki: can you convince me why I should random fight?
    mikeismike: cuz itz funz
    Gouki: hmm
    Gouki: how so?
    Gouki: if I beat you, will you tell me what 4545854 means?
    mikeismike: by being good w/ all pokes instead of a select bunch
    mikeismike: yes i will
    Gouki: yes
    Gouki: I accept your combates!
    mikeismike: bio
    mikeismike: HI
    mikeismike: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    Gouki: hi
    Gouki: bio
    Gouki: please explain
    Gouki: so I can sleep tonight
    mikeismike: bio or the nuber
    Gouki: both please
    Gouki: bio and the munbers
    mikeismike: bio means bring it on
    Gouki: !!!
    mikeismike: the numbers are just random
    Gouki: but the random nubers?
    Gouki: the nubs they are cmoning?
    mikeismike: they mean live a little in binary code
    Gouki: do they like it?
    Gouki: is it nice there?
    mikeismike: no it smells like diarea
  18. Gouki

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  19. gec

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    Shogun Ryu: Is there topless igrls in gernay, rangong from mkid-12 years old
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    Oh sorry wrong person, its a erupeon thing
  20. Swaggersaurus

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  21. Doomsday

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    i swear to god it isnt an european thing
  22. Tangerine

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    [20:54] <Jimbo> when I get nervous
    [20:54] <Jimbo> I make jutsu handsigns
    [20:55] <Jimbo> I fidgit (cap!) a lot
    [20:55] <Jimbo> and since I taught myself handsigns
    [20:55] <Jimbo> I know how to do the summoning jutsu!!

    oh god....
  23. norulz

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    ja volto galera i eat ice cream rofl
  24. eric the espeon

    eric the espeon maybe I just misunderstood
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    (people who don't know whats been going on at the CaP project will probably not find this very funny)

    DougJustDoug: It's not at all your fault Cartoons.
    DougJustDoug: In a way, it's a compliment -- your art inspired such total devotion that people decided to cheat to try to make it win.
    Cartoons: empty consolation really. i didnt expect to attract that much filth
    DougJustDoug: Who knows? There could have been more undetectable cheating on CV's side.
    DougJustDoug: Maybe Cartoons just inspired all the stupid cheaters.
    Elevator Music: hahaha
    eric the espeon: lol
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    [01:11:22] <&LEGO> Prompt: The scar on my scrotum ...
    [01:11:23] <&LEGO> You have 60 seconds to submit.
    [01:11:38] <Veedrock> What's scrotum?

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