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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. Dragonknight!

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    [charlespokemonmaster]: oh, he just used spore. thats why everybody should put lum berries on all of their pokemon. you all should learn more about pokemon you noobs
    [Dragonknight929]:lum berries should not be put on every pokemon, and you suck at pokemon, so don't tell others to learn more about pokemon if you don't know anything yourself.
    [Charlespokemonmaster]Shut the fuck up bitch!
    [charlespokemonmaster]I know alot bout pokemon also i can beat yo ass and day. Respect bitch. Oh an i bet people think your really dumb cuz lum berrys are USED for pokemon for status problems bumb ass!

    Thing is, i know this kid, and he obtains his pokemon through the gts.
  2. RBG

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    [7:29pm] JabbaTheGriffin: did you guys know space jam was a documentary
    [7:29pm] kd24: no
    [7:29pm] kd24: what is space jam?
    [7:29pm] Macle: yes
    [7:30pm] Macle: kd24 are you serious
    [7:30pm] Theorymon: lol
    [7:30pm] RB-Golbat: lol
    [7:30pm] Veedrock: lmao
    [7:30pm] RB-Golbat: that was a great documentary
    [7:30pm] RB-Golbat: it explains why Micheal Jordan played basketball the second time
    [7:31pm] JabbaTheGriffin: hahaha
    [7:31pm] kd24: oh
    [7:31pm] ReyScarface: lol
    [7:31pm] kd24: thanks rbg
    [7:31pm] RB-Golbat: no problem
    [7:31pm] kd24: ill admit, when jabba said it i really thought it meant something about basketball on the moon
    [7:31pm] kd24: why is it called space jam?
    [7:31pm] RB-Golbat: kd, you need to watch it
    [7:31pm] kd24: is it good?
    [7:31pm] RB-Golbat: duh
    [7:31pm] JabbaTheGriffin: it's the best movie
    [7:31pm] JabbaTheGriffin: i have it on dvd
    [7:32pm] kd24: ill watch it tommorow im buying new movies
    [7:32pm] kd24: i just got a new copy of the lost world
    [7:32pm] kd24: that im watching right now
    [7:32pm] JabbaTheGriffin: also buy dexter season 1 on dvd
    [7:32pm] kd24: dexter?
    [7:32pm] JabbaTheGriffin: ...
    [7:32pm] kd24: sorry im not clued in on a lot of shows right now
    [7:32pm] JabbaTheGriffin: have you not seen my avatar lately
    [7:32pm] locopoke: oh i know dexter
    [7:32pm] RB-Golbat: or ever
    [7:32pm] locopoke: don't watch it though;
    [7:32pm] kd24: ive seen your avatar
    [7:33pm] kd24: kind of weird but jabbathegriffen is on my previous search list x=
    [7:33pm] ReyScarface: Dexter
    [7:33pm] ReyScarface: is an awesome serie
    [7:33pm] kd24: whats it about?
    [7:33pm] locopoke: iirc it's like
    [7:33pm] kd24: sorry, i mostly stick to shows like csi and the office
    [7:33pm] locopoke: about a murderer or something
    [7:33pm] JabbaTheGriffin: remember dexter's lab?
    [7:34pm] kd24: yesh
    [7:34pm] locopoke: who's also a cop or something
    [7:34pm] JabbaTheGriffin: it's dexter from that when he grows up
    [7:34pm] locopoke: and lol yes
    [7:34pm] kd24: i remember that show
    [7:34pm] kd24: are you serious lol
    [7:34pm] kd24: ill have tyo watch it
    [7:34pm] kd24: i loved dexters labartory when i was a kid
    [7:34pm] locopoke: old CN was fun as a kid
    [7:34pm] JabbaTheGriffin: yeah they took it in a dark direction
    [7:34pm] JabbaTheGriffin: he killed his sister at 18 or something
    [7:35pm] kd24: oh hey wait a second, jabba is this actually based off dex lab?
    [7:35pm] kd24: because im on wikipedia right now
    [7:35pm] kd24: and it says its based off something else
    [7:36pm] locopoke: he was J/k
    [7:36pm] locopoke: but it is a pretty good show i just dont watch it
    [7:36pm] kd24: also, i do remember this show, i read some of the book actually i just never watched the episodes
    [7:36pm] JabbaTheGriffin: no i was serious
    [7:36pm] kd24: although it might have been a dif book it had the same premise, kill people who deserve it
    [7:36pm] JabbaTheGriffin: wikipedia is wrong
    [7:36pm] kd24: wiki is never wrong
    [7:36pm] locopoke: yeah it is
    [7:36pm] locopoke: people can edit the articles
    [7:36pm] locopoke: ;-;
    [7:37pm] JabbaTheGriffin: rbg probably changed the article because he knew you would look
    [7:37pm] JabbaTheGriffin: he's trying to trick you
    [7:37pm] RB-Golbat: dont tell him that!
    [7:37pm] RB-Golbat: he would have believed you were wrong
    [7:37pm] kd24: hmm rbg does delete my articles
    [7:37pm] kd24: hey i tried submitting something new
    [7:37pm] kd24: and they rejected it
    [7:37pm] kd24: im starting to think wiki doesnt like what i have to offer
    [7:37pm] RB-Golbat: or you dont know what they want
    [7:37pm] JabbaTheGriffin: maybe because your article on tossing salads had poor grammar
  3. DM

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    haha Jabba, quality trolling there
  4. Swaggersaurus

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    [14:43:29] <@thunda> most red foods are nice
    [14:43:29] <@thunda> apart from
    [14:43:30] <@thunda> baby bels
  5. moot

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    erm what

    i know it's funny i just don't get what he's trying to say
  6. kd24

    kd24 yo daddy musta been a drug dealer? why, cuz you're dope
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    i need to get up to date on all the current shows / movies ... like desperately x=
  7. Diana

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    Baby Bels are those little cheese things in the red coating I think...
  8. Swaggersaurus

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    babybel cluster
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    babybel on its own
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    babybel once opened
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  9. moot

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    hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaha are you fucking kidding

    that can't be a real quote
  10. cookie

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    babybels are awesome

    i used the waxy coating to stick two pennies together to make a double-headed coin to cheat with in pokemon card battles

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    <matamato> you know there's arnold penis in t1
    <MEGATRON> all you need bro
  11. david stone

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    being lame by quoting myself

    [19:40:39] <obi> jumpluiff: gender jokes are like Roy
    [19:40:42] <-- Roy has left this server (Quit:).
    [19:40:43] <obi> They never get old
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    congratulations not only did you quote yourself but you're recycling a joke quoted in this thread anyway
  13. david stone

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    I mostly liked it because Roy left right as soon as I said that.
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    <Glen> misty how do two snails fight
    * &Misty is away


    fuck
  15. Doomsday

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    the most THRILLING CLIMAX EVER!
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    yoshiruelz: I like a female and im too chkcken to talk to her plz help me



    Do I just attract this stuff?
  17. RegalStar

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    Seomone said that to me too when I forgot to close Smogon for the night, so I guess it's a spammer?
  18. Swaggersaurus

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    christ you guys are insensitive; it's evidently just a very pressing issue
  19. CaptKirby

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    Misty had to contemplate the answer at his slothlike pace to get in the proper (and natural) frame of mind.
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  22. Glen

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    the answer to the joke is they slug it out
  23. CarLOLs

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    That was a viscous fight!
  24. Swaggersaurus

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    was that an intentional pun
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    I'm giving all I can to be popular around these parts.
    So yes.

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