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The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Roy, Jan 14, 2007.

  1. Aquamentus

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    Warning: Bad English

    All copy-pasted from Shoddy chat (with other conversations going on at the time removed)

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  2. Diana

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    First one: Great cluelessness.

    Second one: Feels like Netbattle.

    Third one: lol that can't be real
  3. CarLOLs

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    I always say Sleep Power as well.
  4. david stone

    david stone Fast-moving, smart, sexy and alarming.
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    Black Jack: YOU,motherfucking piece of shit gang,banging,cock,sucker,we did you kicked me??
  5. gorm

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    fucking gold _L_
  6. joshdmcc

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    Red Flame: ahuUIahUAHua

    I don't know why but I am laughing so uncontrollably hard right now it isn't funny. But it is funny.
  7. Matthew

    Matthew I love weather; Sun for days
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    Message this user right away, we need his help fixing up some of the C&C pokemon analysis'.
  8. Cost

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    See sig ;)
  9. Raj

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    goofball: I'm sorry I wasn't answered on why I'm not able to talk in here.

    sasjegbruv: coz ur a noob now shut up
  10. gec

    gec i've been crawling through the falling
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    wytflower: Lady GAGO i lov your music pokahface!
  11. cookie

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    <thunda> i havent seen dodgeball
    <thunda> but dodgeball is hilarious


    <thunda> *i havent seen anchorman
  12. cim

    cim happiness is such hard work
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    { 12:25:12 PM } <&Tangerine> hey heysup are you really a grad student
    { 12:25:24 PM } <+jumpluff> graduated from elementary maybe
    { 12:25:34 PM } <HeYhEy> I just graduated, yea.
    { 12:25:39 PM } <&Tangerine> graduated from?
    { 12:25:51 PM } <HeYhEy> High School?
  13. Thorns

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    that is neither humorous nor does anyone care that Loki said something about you.

    wanna sig something

    COST IS A USER
  14. Stoo

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    i dunno thorns i thought it was pretty
    funny
  15. kd24

    kd24 yo daddy musta been a drug dealer? why, cuz you're dope
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    <ReyScarface> sorry if this sounds gay
    <ReyScarface> but Hector is actually hot o.o
    <sot> ?
    <ReyScarface> and totally puerto rican
    <&Jackal> lmao
    <sot> ....
    <sot> what the fuck
    <ReyScarface> :3
    <sot> are you talking about
    <sot> are you gay?
    <TAY> yeah that sounds really gay
    <TAY> we're we talking about wcop?
    <ReyScarface> well, i know a hot guy when i see him!
    <ReyScarface> about Hector's nationality i think
    <ReyScarface> he was eating an apple lol
    <ReyScarface> in a BOAT
    <&Jackal> lol you can call a guy objectively attractive
    <&Jackal> but dont say hes hot :3
    <zerowing> IM ON A MOTHERFUCKIN BOAT
    <&Jackal> zerowing why are you such a (BAN ME PLEASE)
    <ReyScarface> HECTOR WAS EATING AN APPLE ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT
    <ReyScarface> i saw it
    <sot> TAY
    <ReyScarface> and it was... "attractive"
    <sot> requesting to kick the (BAN ME PLEASE) off our team


    what ... is this (not letting rey get away with this)
  16. B-Lulz

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    lmao
  17. Kumar

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    did you really need to quote that?

    oh ok i see doomsday moderator extraordinaire has taken care of it. hehehehe doomsday's smelly
  18. TAY

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    This is a nice old PM log from shoddy; I know I showed it to some people before but oh well. At some point I mentioned on irc or shoddy that I read a lot of Shakespeare, so this guy asks me for help with his homework on Othello. Being a cool dude I obviously oblige...

    xxflyingsolo06xx: have you read othello
    xxflyingsolo06xx: hello
    TAY: yeah i read it like once
    TAY: i saw it as well
    TAY: dont remember much of it sadly
    xxflyingsolo06xx: oh
    xxflyingsolo06xx: you responded
    xxflyingsolo06xx: ok it doesnt really matter but can you tell me
    xxflyingsolo06xx: whats the difference between prose and verse?
    TAY: prose doesnt have structure like verse does
    xxflyingsolo06xx: like
    TAY: like, sometimes shakespeare does stuff which such and such a rhyming pattern
    TAY: that is NOT prose
    xxflyingsolo06xx: what do you mean by structure
    xxflyingsolo06xx: if it rhymes, its not prose?
    TAY: like a lot of line will have the same number of syllables on purpose
    TAY: anything that is deviatedd from just regular writing
    TAY: is verse
    xxflyingsolo06xx: like
    TAY: prose is just regular writing
    xxflyingsolo06xx: oh i am slain
    xxflyingsolo06xx: is that prose?
    TAY: i guess lol
    TAY: verse is more like for a set of sentences
    TAY: not like a single line
    TAY: like when you read a harry potter book it is all prose
    TAY: no verse
    xxflyingsolo06xx: can you give me an example lol
    TAY: because it is just regular writing
    TAY: shakespeare has al this shit where he makes all the lines ten syllables, or has it rhyme, or something
    TAY: or where he makes people talk in patterns
    xxflyingsolo06xx: ok what about "our bodies are our gardens, to the which our wills are gardners"
    xxflyingsolo06xx: is that verse or prose
    TAY: dude you cant just give me two lines and expect me to know lol
    TAY: it's more like for a whole section
    TAY: uhh is that in othello
    TAY: i can look it up i suppose
    xxflyingsolo06xx: yea
    TAY: alright let me find othello in my works of shakespeare =P
    xxflyingsolo06xx: act I, scene iii, where Iago says
    xxflyingsolo06xx: virtue? a fig?
    TAY: ok i found that part...
    xxflyingsolo06xx: and?
    xxflyingsolo06xx: what do you think
    TAY: you mean the whole paragraph where iago is talking ther
    TAY: after "virtue? afig...
    TAY: that whole thing is verse
    TAY: i can give you an example of prose too if you'd like
    xxflyingsolo06xx: yes please
    TAY: err
    TAY: opposite
    TAY: the whole thing i prose
    TAY: sorry lol
    xxflyingsolo06xx: we have different additions
    xxflyingsolo06xx: editions
    xxflyingsolo06xx: do you mean
    xxflyingsolo06xx: on the previous page?
    TAY: that whole big speech by iago
    TAY: is in prose
    TAY: no struture or anything
    xxflyingsolo06xx: it is merely
    TAY: but if you skip to a couple speeches after that
    xxflyingsolo06xx: a lust of the blood?
    xxflyingsolo06xx: that one?
    TAY: where he's saying like
    TAY: "Thus do i ever make my fool my purse--"
    TAY: that part is verse
    TAY: if you count all the lines they have ten dyllables
    TAY: syllables*
    TAY: im assuming this is for some school assignment
    xxflyingsolo06xx: oh his solliloquoy?
    xxflyingsolo06xx: yea lol
    TAY: basically just count all the syllables and check if it rhymes lol
    xxflyingsolo06xx: by rhyme
    xxflyingsolo06xx: you mean have the same syllables?
    TAY: like it will literally rhyme
    TAY: im not sure how often he does that in othello
    TAY: though im sure he does it somewhere
    xxflyingsolo06xx: well
    xxflyingsolo06xx: how does
    TAY: but if you've read lke romeo and juliet shit rhymes all the time there
    xxflyingsolo06xx: purse and profane rhyme?
    TAY: it doesnt rhyme
    TAY: that was a separate thing lol
    TAY: rhyme and meter are separate
    TAY: though if shakespeare uses rhyme there is probably some meter
    TAY: but dude if you count the syllables on each line
    TAY: there are ten
    TAY: so so if you were to perform it, it would have a sort of flow
    TAY: like a poem
    xxflyingsolo06xx: and is that rhyme or meter?
    TAY: well it obviously doesnt rhyme lol
    xxflyingsolo06xx: so meter is the amount of syllables?
    TAY: err not really
    TAY: it can be either the rhyming pattern
    TAY: or the general flow
    TAY: number of syllables requires that you read it like a poem
    TAY: honestly just do a search for this stuff on wikipedia / google it isnt so hard to figure out
    xxflyingsolo06xx: mmmm
    xxflyingsolo06xx: k cool
    xxflyingsolo06xx: thanks
  19. Legacy Raider

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    uneducated delinquent
  20. monkfish

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    this is why helping people with homework is bad for everyone. you waste time, they dont learn anything and just try to apply your knowledge to their problem, and the education system rewards their laziness
  21. Tarquin

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    Poor guy, he was just trying to learn and now he has suffered abuse, live on Firebot :O
    That said, had he been
    PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASShe might not need to ask random pokemon battlers about these things... but still!

    Poor guy... at least in some aspects.
  22. Arcticblast

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT I REMEMBER THAT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    translation: I remember that lol
  23. Kumar

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    FUCKIN AAAAAAAAAAAAA
  24. Scrubs

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    Hes obviously in the Christmas spirit.
  25. Doomsday

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    im gonna tell you guys the best part of NOT being a mod:

    not having to wade through all the deleted posts of bad quotes

    they're neverending

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