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The revival of the Haiku thread

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Steelicks, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. Steelicks

    Steelicks Come here and Battle me!
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    I liked the old thread.
    So I have revived it here.
    chaos is quite fat.

    Make sure they are right;
    Or jumpman will kick your ass
    and I could ban you!
  2. noobster

    noobster space cowboy
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    steelicks's head is fat
    he is the epitome
    of being very crass
  3. chaos

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    gomex is ass go
    mex is ass gomex is ass
    eat enchalada
  4. noobster

    noobster space cowboy
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    chaos could be banned
    chaos could be banned chaos
    once farted loudly
  5. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    yeah, this was the thread
    sanders began to hate me
    cuz i picked on him

    i'm sorry sanders
    i hope you will be my friend?
    be my friend sanders
  6. TheMusicMan

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    Gomez phails at life...
    His last line doesn't work well.
    It needs some more work.
  7. Dweedle

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    Walk on the wild side
    Everyone is mystified
    For chaos is fat.
  8. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    er, what? hey dweedle
    i thought that jumpman was fat?
    what the fucking shit
  9. Arkeis

    Arkeis (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ (formerly aragornbird)
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    Writing an essay,
    But this thread makes me rofl,
    Procrastination...
  10. The.Lost.Hylian

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    hey aragornbird
    draw me more pokemon now
    fuck the dumb essay
  11. Sonuis

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    Colin Mochrie's House
    Is only a giant box
    But that's fine with him.

    (A Haiku by Niel Cicierega)
  12. tayottt

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    I woke up last night
    to find jack sparrow on me
    taking a huge dump
  13. Jackal

    Jackal I'm not retarded I'm Canadian it's different
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    It's long overdue
    Steelicks, will you marry me?
    Pl0x mod fuck! ecksdee
  14. orangekows

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    this thread fucking sucks
    just fucking ban everyone
    who posted in here

    actually it does not
    suck i just made it to have
    an awesome haiku
  15. PikaPete

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    I can't make Haikus,
    I always have a problem,
    With fitting the last -
  16. chaos

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    Smogon is the best
    Website there ever was in
    the entire land!!!!

    :) :) :) :)
  17. Roy

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    Cloydol Battle
    Battle Cloydol
    Cloydol Battle.
  18. david stone

    david stone Fast-moving, smart, sexy and alarming.
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    tl;dr

    I made fun of Skarm
    Until I also lost to
    A Fly Rayquaza

    I planned my attack
    Perfectly, to no avail.
    A critical hit.

    I write a good post
    But the only response is:
    Too long, didn't read.
  19. Vulcan Fury

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    Obi Kenobi
    I have just one thing to say
    Too long; didn't read
  20. jpchato

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    I suck at Haikus
    I hope I did this one right
    Hi Gomez, you rock
  21. Sonuis

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    "to long; didn't read"
    "Roll on floor laugh my ass off"
    Those come up often.
  22. jpchato

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    My giraffe is cool,
    look at it, it's too funny;
    Does it make you laugh too, dudes?
  23. Steggy

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    I do love haiku.
    They are the greatest poems
    next to limericks
  24. Somebody

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    one two three four five
    one two three four five six sev
    crap, that didn't work
  25. Steggy

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    Ichi, ni, son, yon:
    Japanese numbers don't work.
    That would have been cool.

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