Truthfully, I didn't expect people like Rodan to be everywhere.Good God. I thought the Battle Factory was evil when I lost in the FIRST BATTLE (yeah, yeah, yuk it up all you want), but you guys just cranked the sadism up to 11.
If it's emerald, switch pokemon often, it lets you start with better stuff.
marcayu: Female Geodude named Rockette that must always have Explosion. On the 7th time it faints, it must be replaced with a -Attack natured Onix named RockSteady.
xyra: Porygon named "Pwnygon". You must purchase Thunderbolt beforehand, use THAT TM on Porygon, and never forget the move.
SeismicSnorlax: Take my good friend Joey the unevolved Rattata. It must be TOP FUCKING PERCENTAGE! (Yeah, ha ha ha)
Coolking: Alphonso the Solrock. If it does not hold a Sun Stone when you catch it, it may only battle wild pokemon until level 38.