Alright, three gyms down! Time to relax now... where do i go?
RING RING RING LOL PICK UP RING RING RING RING
..... Hey bianca.
IRIS TAUGHT ME SOME COOL MOVES GLACIE-POO ^_^ <3
LET'S BATTLE ~_^ ^_~ <3~!<3
Eh. Ok, Wynaut?
Hit up the Pokemon center, and heal my pokemon.
Let's leave the poke cente-WAIT. WHASSAT.
Note: There is a creepy guy in black way in the back corner of the Castelia pokecenter. Actually made me jump when i saw him. just chilling there. WATCHING YOU HEAL.
*i now wander through castelia, paranoid that people are going to just stare at me*
GLACIE-POO ^_^ LET'S BATTLE! I AM STRONGER I PROMISE!
Me: hah, sure. You know what bianca? you are really, seriously annoying.
*battle bianca with my team of:*
Blaze the Pignite
lvl 26 lonely nature
Amulet Coin
-Roll Out
-Tail Whip
-Flame Charge
-Arm Thrust
Bugsy the Swadloon
lvl 26 Sassy nature
Eviolite
-Tackle
-String Shot
-Bug Bite
-Protect
*She has four pokemon, but Blaze easily burns Servine and herdier to the ground. I let Bugsy come in and beat the tobacco juice out of Munna and Simipour*
Me: Hah! Noob! I beat your face again! Jeez, Bianca is trash and-
Bianca: I'll never be a strong trainer like you or cheren or Iris, but.. you know, since we left Nuvema Town, ive met a lot of people and i've been thinking about what i want to do in life! ^_^
Me: ...
Bianca: When you look at it that way, pokemon have given me a lot of new experiences.
Me: Bianca what are you doing..
Bianca: Having my pokemon stolen was just really hard, and i left really unsure... still, i gotta say i'm really glad i went! I've learned so much on this journey. and i also learned that being with pokemon is really really important!
Me: ......so touching ;____;
*Bianca used sweet and sad defeat monolougue! It's super effective!*
*Glacier's heart melted!*
Me: Bianca i'm sorry i made fun of you :((((( You're making me tear up...
Bianca: Ok, well, i hope to see you soon! ^_^Bye-Bye Glacier! <3
*Bianca leaves*
Note: Totally copied that verbatim from the game. Yeah, that makes me feel bad for Bianca, and also bad that i've ragged on her. She's ditzy and silly, but she tries ;____; Glacier is a meany-face. Plus i can totally relate to bianca in real life. Sometimes you dont know what you are meant to do, are what career choice to take. I wish i had pokemon though to ease the pain~
Anyway! Bianca defeated!
Cheren: Guten Tag mein fruende! Du spreche ze Duestch?
Me: Eh? Cheren? All i did was walk through route 4 a bit, why are you talking weird ._.
Cheren: Ohoho! My good friend, since i have so much free time, i have delved into the germanic launguage! You know, in case i might stumble through a situation that requires a Duestch Tongue?
Me: Um...... sure Cheren ^_^ but let's battle in English, kay?
Cheren: Sounds divine~
*Battling Cheren, who i think the more i delve into his character, the more i imagine him being a younger version of "The most interesting person in the world."*
Bugsy is Level 27!
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(He needs to Evolve into Leavanny. at level 29 they learn slash, and i dont want to miss getting that move :o)
Cheren: I don't always battle you. But when i do i fail horribly then beat myself up for it when no one is looking!
HM Slave: I FEEL YOU BRO
Me: GET BACK PATRAT
*Professor Juni calls us and tells us to get to Nimbasa. OK*
But that means i must cross.....
THIS DESSERT. *show them a picture*
Wait that's not right..... i meant to say
THIS DESERT *and the music is right too*
*I decided to avoid most of the battlers/wild pokemon, so that i can train up my newest scramble mons (i am almost at the routes to get them!)*
Pro. Juniper: Where is Bianca you two? Did ya'll scare her off?
Cheren: Actually, we had rough intercourse, and she's bed ridden in Castelia.
Pro. Juniper: ........that's hot...
Me: .....No.....
Cheren: I kid i kid! (Cheren is cool, but sadly has not mastered the art of joke telling)
Pro. Juniper: Anyway~! Here is some Crack Cocaine for you guys. Incase you get in a tough situation!
Me: Eh?
Pro. Juni: Oh you know! Like if you find yourself in the middle of a gang war, and they think you're part of the other gang!
Me: Oh that makes perfect sense. Gangs errywhere.
Pro. Juni: Yeah! I'm so smart ^_^ apperantly this stuff is illegal though, so i hid it in these Ultra Balls!
ULTRA BALLS *filled with cocaine* GET!
Prof. Juni: Alright, smell ya later!
*Professor Juniper rips off her clothes, revealing herself to be Gary MotherF***ing Oak, and runs away laughing madly*
NIMBASA CITY!
*fun fact, Nimbasa is the city of leisure, while Castelia is the city of business. Castelia is based off of the Manhattan Skyline, while Nimbasa, i believe at least, is based of the theater district/central park*
As soon as i enter this wonderful playground of electroncis and technology, what do i spy?
A CUTE OLD MAN. *I enjoy adorable old people*
He wasn't eating though. he was actually-
GETTING BEATEN UP BY GINGERS.
GIVE US POKEMON LITTLE OLD DAY CARE MAN
*Kicks Adorable old man to the ground*
but mister.....*cough wheese old man cough*....i'm just a little old man who came to Nimbasa to see my wee grand childy in the Musicals-
LOL NO SOUL MEANS NO PITY. NOW GIVE US POKEMON
I've fallen and i can't get up :(
HE NEEDS LIFE ALERT
or.....
Glacier's Anger Point Activated!
*Glacier channeled the power of Angry Lenora!*
Me: OH HELL NAH. HELL NAH. HELL HELL HELLLLLLLLLL NAH. OH NAH. YOU CRACKERS BEATN UP A LIL OLD MANY. OH HELL NAH.
*I proceed to brutally smash their skulls in with Pignite/Swadloon dream team combo*
OK OK WE LEAVE WE SORRY SORRY SORRY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
.......
......
.....
*Deep Inhale*
I help the old man up, and he gives me those big thank you bambi eyes
Mah Hero!
You little whipper-snapper, take this bike! My old bones can't ride it no more, but you're my hero! Have some wheels :3
LITTLE OLD MAN, YOU GIVE ME BETTER PRESENTS THAN MY MOTHER ON CHRISTMAS. I LOVE YOUR FACE <3
I make sure the Old man gets home safely *yes, i literally walked all the way back to the Day Care, imaging i was carrying the old man on my back. I CAN'T HELP IT I FEEL THE NEED TO HELP THE ELDERLY *, then get back to Nimbasa.
Let's see, first i find a manly man
YOU. FEEL THE EXPERIENCE OF BEING A POWERFUL MAN.
*STRENGTH GET!*
Feeling manly and cool, i find a sweet old lady
Me: sup. *cool shades on*
Old Lady: Hiya sonny ^_^ would you like a soothe bell?
Me: ..... :O (Soothe Bell+Swadloon=Leavanny faster)
Old Lady: It's the only possesion i have left in this world.... But you have it ^_^
Me: WHY SUCH KINDNESS. HOW CAN THIS BE OH WISE ELDERLY LADY?
Old Lady: I enjoy seeing the youth of today smile ^^
*Heart Melts due to kindness and cute levels going to the extreme*
Ok! Nimbasa is cool, and i got some items. Time to go to route 5 and find one of my scramble mons-
Bianca: Hey Glacier <3
Me: wait..... no crazy yelling.....no overpowering cutesy.... just a normal greeting with just a hint of subtle but nice flirting..... Bianca?
Glacier, want to come with me? :)
Me: *suddenly blushes* sure, actually that sounds nice right now
*All this heart melting has made me fond of bianca. dunno why. plus when she's calmed down, she's quite cute and attractive*
Let's dress up our pokemon hehe <3
we go inside and have a lovely date (yes i said date, cause i'm changing the plot. OH SNAP GLACIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Bianca is cool now, she spoke to my heart. she might go back to derpy self though :P)
This was nice Glacier.... :)
:)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN?
Bianca: Daddy!?!
Dad: You better belive it. The hell're you doing? Git yer girlie little ass back home! Only men can have pokemon!
*slaps Bianca*
Bianca: Dad! I am out here trying to find myself. I have to do what i want, i have to find myself!
Dad: Find yerself in the kitchen, making me a motherf***in sandw-
???: That's enough, you Hillbilly.
Me: ..... :O *cue sexy lady music*
???: I'm Elesa. I'm a renowned porn star talented Model. I also happen to be the Gym Leader here.
dad: Hyuck hyuck yer purdy. Hyuck wanna handle my tractor's stick shift?
Elesa: No. *Pulls out a Katana and slices Bianca's Father's right arm off*
Dad: SON UF A &(%^($(@)$ YOU *(^)@$*(@4 GOD @$)@($@)(&$%@^!!^
Elesa: How dare you confine this poor girl. she has potential, just like every other person. even a boy. Dear, in this world everyone does things differently. They have different opinions and mindsets. Some may be completely different than your own. Sometimes, this means you may get hurt.
Dad: MY ARM MY ARM MY-
Elesa: Shut it! I am being inspirational! *Elesa pulls out a sandwich and stuffs it down Bianca's Dad's throat*
Dad: MRHAPSD! .....tasty.
Elesa: But, it's important to keep trying, to learn about the differences between yourself and others. To learn that being different is ok.
Me: Brb, heart is melting again.
Elesa: Now go home, you dirty piece of Trailer park trash. Let your daughter be who she is. Let her find out what she is meant to do.
Dad: ..... k.
*her dad goes off, and its just me and two sexy ladies*
Me: ehehehe..... *brain dead* um, Threesome?
Bianca: *Giggles*
Elesa: You're cute kid, but i'm not filming right now. Stop by my gym later though, if you want a trouncing~
SHE WANTS THE D.
*as is "Delightfully exhilirating chance to battle be in a pokemon match. you dirty minds*
Bianca: Thanks for sticking up for me Glacier. You're really sweet <3
*kiss on the cheek*
D'aww
Bianca: LOL KAY BYE GLACIE-POO I'M GONNA GO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANNA DO WITH MY LIFE~~~~~~~!
Me: .......*dreamy sigh*
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Man, all this mooshy gooshy stuff took a lot out of me. Should i end it here?
lol no glacier you have to catch us gingers!
And so Glacier chases the mean Team Plasma, the ones that hurt old man day-care, all around Nimbasa
They are going to the Theme park! Let's go-
HEY MAN!
Hey Man, look at all the pretty colors~
wow man. they are like,
swirling.
man.
....
....
Me: ok.... so-
N: OMG FERRIS WHEEL
*N drags glacier onto the Ferris Wheel*
(Awkward ferris wheel moment)
N: Man..... this is so pretty man.
I love pokemon man. You know?
They can just do so much!
I like the pokemon that spit bubbles~
and the ones that breathe fire~
AND the ones that grow the stuff i smoke in my blu-
oh.... man.
....
...
...
Me: ....So what-
N: I'M THE KING OF TEAM PLASMA MAN
Me: lolwut?
N: Tehe, nothing..... let's fight man.
TEAM PLASMA LEADER N
VS
GLACIER
*Lvl 27 Bugsy vs lvl 22 Sandile*
Sandile used embargo!
no eviolite use....
One Hit KO Bug Bite!
*Lvl 27 Blaze vs lvl 22 Darumaka*
Blaze used rollout!
2HKO
*Lvl 27 Bugsy vs lvl 22 Sigilyph
Air cutter!
:O ONE HIT KO BUGSY IS DOWN
*Blaze comes in*
Psybeam leaves pignite with 3HP and confused
SHOOT LEMONADE LEMONADE
next psybeam OHKOs
*pignite fainted*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Glacier blacked out!
level 27s got beat by a 22 sigilyph? Ug. Super Effective....
I dont think i can beat N with just these 2. I need....
MORE SCRAMBLE MONS
*goes to route 5, discovers there are solosis*
MUST. CATCH. ONE
Finds the first solosis he sees that is male. CATCHES IT.
Welcome to the team-
BUBBLE THE SOLOSIS
level 19, Male
Gentle Nature, Capable of Taking Hits
Magic Guard (YUS.)
-Snatch
-Hidden Power
-Light Screen
-Charm
Bubble's Challenge:
Well... take Bubble the Solosis. Bubble fears being hit, because he believes he will be popped, so if he is hit by a physical attack he must switch out. His aiim is to be the ultimate Psychic type, so he must solo one of each of the E4's Pokemon, and 2 of the Psychic-type E4 members.
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Grinding time! For this grindin
g session, i shall listen to
my favorite modern violinist, Lindsey Stirling <3 (Its good listen listen)
and i think i will end chapter four with that. Tune in next time! Bubble will be stronger, and i will rechallenge that pesky stoner!
CHAPTER FOUR OF WHITE SCRAMBLE, FIN~