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The Smogon Poem...aka Altmer's 5k thread.

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Altmer, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. Altmer

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    The Rise And Fall Of Darck Charley

    Once upon a time in the land of the internet
    In the land of Pokemon big empires are set.
    One of them is ruled by Master Koffing chaos
    A proud and noble interweb super boss.

    There lived also his subordinate admins
    With which this devious and dark tale begins.
    For the empire has an evil arch enemy
    Who goes by the name of darck charley.

    One darck day the admins and moderaters
    Came together to conspire against this evil hater.
    Jumpman was the first to talk, the resident black
    He spoke very well and his arguments were wack.

    Then spoke Nosejason, the king of the seas
    Plus the canadian beavers who cut down some trees.
    Both spoke of the danger of this rival they feared
    And against the terror they would together be geared.

    They enlisted the help of The Rider of the Haze
    And his small Portuguese comrade... Dooms-day.
    Together these four comrades set out to defeat
    The Darckest Master of All would be BEAT.

    First Dooms-day shouted out: wanna! lose?
    And Nosejason got ready to tie the noose.
    But darck charley was so incredibly fat
    That on the four of them he fell and sat.

    Then out of nowhere came the Indie Squad From Hell
    Cloud, Carl, DoomMullet and a cowbell. (they're indie.)
    They used their combined INDIE STRIKE FORCE TWO
    But the nemesis absorbed it, stupid ball of goo.

    Third up was the nefarious team of the Dutch
    Mekkah and Le-gay could definitely do much.
    But they too were beat up and squashed
    And the darckest night over Smogon washed.

    Who would save the empire in these evil times
    And make an end to this blooded rhyme?
    It would be the only person who rivalled in size
    Noobster came along with big round eyes.

    He duelled for days and night with the Darck Master
    Sometimes slower, but very often also faster.
    Then came the help of the rest of the Smogon
    Justin and his numbers pushed hard for the won.

    In the end the master of the darckness was defeat
    And this figth of chikens was finally complete.
    I enjoyed making this rhyme for all of you
    I hope you enjoy making rhymes for me too.
  2. Dan Dan

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Altmer got 5k posts..
    I've only got 2...

    Keep up the spammage Altmer!
  3. Yuri

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    BHH is happy!
  4. BARILLIAN

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    you have a tentacruel on your head
  5. Deck Knight

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    Needs more Steelicks IMHO.

    Also congrats Altmer.
  6. Mekkah

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    Would you take a look at that? It's quality! Congradulation!!
  7. Kumar

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    grats.
    quality 5k post!
  8. cookie

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    Nice 5k post. Congratulations.
  9. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
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    Happy 5k, my European friend
    I even cried a little at the end
    I mean, it's not too hard too see why
    When you're reminded of the time that Noobster bit your thigh.
  10. theamericandream38

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    ahhaha that was excellent I suck at poetry so I could never make anything like this but yeah congrats on 5k dude
  11. ryubahamut

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    Grats man, that was a nice poem!
  12. Doomsday

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    seeing as I am in this poem, it automatically turns into a 6-star thread. Heh.
    congratulations you postwhore
  13. Shiv

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    that was a good 5k thread! congrats.

    and fuck i remember you were equalto me at like 3k or something you postwhore. stop postwhoring now atleast.
  14. Great Sage

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    Defeating darck charley would have been much faster and easier if they had found a Rattata and made it use Grass Knot on darck charley. Grass Knot would have smashed its 120 base power limit.
  15. Steelicks

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    very, very good
  16. Hipmonlee

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    Breaking News:
    Hipmonlee has passed 3,000 posts and wants to steal Altmers thread because, Altmers thread is good and Hipmonlee wasted his own landmark post talking about calm mind blissey.

    Have a nice day.
  17. Steelicks

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    that news is neither breaking nor... uh...
    greasy hipmonlee
  18. Hipmonlee

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    The only thing Steelicks ever broke was wind.

    Also he broke his chair.

    And then this other time someone broke one of Mothers fine china plates, and no one knew who did it, but I am pretty sure it was him.

    Have a nice day.
  19. pear

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    Low Kick would be better since darck charley is a darck type, and fighting attacks are very powerful against the forces of darckness. In fact, I think it could put a massive dent in the sphere of undulating fat that inflates darck charley's HP to the six-figure range even if a Modest Bonsly used it.
  20. dynamo

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    gj altmer my butt buddy xo
  21. Giga Punch

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    congrats altmer really nice poem
  22. Ugly_Duckling

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    Congratulations, person I do not know
    Your post count is high, mine is low.
    This thread is magic, a diamond in the rough
    When compared to you, most people aren't up to snuff!

    I'm out of ideas, I don't know what to say
    So I'll end it Hipno-like and bade you a nice day.
  23. Deck Knight

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    Praise to Altmer!
    He has made 5k.
    He posts so much
    even Misty's amazed.

    His story is cool
    with much inside-wit
    it covered darck charley
    who was a fat twit.

    So again praise and glory
    for this post by your hand
    make another great thread
    when you gain one more grand.

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