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The Twix Ice Cream Test Pictorial Thread

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by DM, Jun 26, 2006.

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  1. DM

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    So when I woke up today at 3pm and stumbled downstairs for breakfast, I saw that my mother had left me $150 and a shopping list. Yay! I was going grocery shopping! It's not that I enjoy it, so much that I get the POWER... I decide what everyone gets to eat for the next week!

    So I go to my local Tops and get to work. The last thing on the list is ice cream, so I take my time with this one. I was looking for Piece of Cake, but then something snagged my eye... TWIX. Twix Ice Cream! I must buy it.

    So I did.

    So I went to try it a couple hours ago, well after everyone was asleep. I dunno, it was warm, and I had a hankering fer sum TWIX!

    I removed from the freezer and set it down, surveying my prey. I eyed it from all angles, taking in its full majesty. Once satisfied, I drew my weapon and placed it down, readying myself.
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    I removed the plastic around the top with shaking hands reminiscent of a 13 year old boy trying to undo his first bra. Once that obstacle was conquered, I could take the top off and get my first glimpse at the treasure that lied within.

    This was meant to be, I could feel it in my pores. It swam down to the very center of my being... TWIX ICE CREAM. Brandishing my weapon, I dove down into the softly accepting ice cream and pulled out that all-important First Spoonful.
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    I brought it slowly up to my mouth, trembling slightly, all the while staring at the small clump of ice cream that was soon to be inside my body, noting each and every swirl of chocolate and caramel. Finally, overcoming my childish anxiety... I THRUST the sugary nectar into my eagerly waiting maw!

    And then... I let it set it. The taste came on slowly, like heroin when I shoot it into my scrotum instead of my arm. I let it come on, not knowing what to expect, but just... waiting for it.
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    And there it was. It hit me hard, as if Noobster had just sat down on my head. I was overwhelmed with the sensations coming from my mouth, and I began to give in to them, allowing them to take my body to another plane of existence, a place where all food tastes like Twix Ice Cream, where unicorns are the chosen type of transportation, and no one has ever heard of My Chemical Romance. I didn't even notice that I had already dug out my Second Spoonful, and it was in my mouth before I could even react (not that I would have stopped it.)
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    It was absolutely delicious! Delightful! Delectable! De- fuck, I'm out of good D-words. But that Second Spoonful, I believe is a very important event in my life. That's the point where I gave in to Twix Ice Cream and let the flavor control my senses to the point of oral sensation that I had never experienced.
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    Man, that ice cream was GOOD. I mean, REALLY good. How good, you might ask? Well... THIS good.
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    Twix Ice Cream recieves a full endorsement from me. Do yourself a favor and go buy some as soon as humanly possible.
  2. meddle

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    lol this was great

    a little disturbed by the end pic though
  3. Steelicks

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    hahahahaha this was great
  4. chaos

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    nice ending lol

    ill get some of this shit
  5. noobster

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    best topic in a while haha
  6. Articuno64

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    a brilliant advertisement :lol:
  7. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
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    Oh, this thread is enjoyable. I'm thinking picture stories should have a spot on the photo album site =]
  8. monkfish

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    :lol:
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    i'm hot for ice cream!
  10. SpaceFlare

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    haha awesome
  11. Chimaira

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    Some funny shit. Especially the expressions.



    BTW I hate Twix and everything it stands for.
    And does that icecream actually exist? That "MORE STUFF!*" makes it look like a joke...
    If it is then it's a really good one.
  12. Atlas

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    ive always wanted to try that stuff and the other flavors but its like 8 bucks for a small thing. id rather get a 4 litre noname one for like 3 bucks.
  13. Doomsday

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    hahaha nice, dm

    I also laughed at "now with MORE STUFF", what the fuck lol
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  15. Jenova

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    my thoughts exactly, natalie. i was like "ho hum, thread about icecream. oh, this is entertaining. now i want some icecrOHMYGOD"


    ...¬_¬
  16. The HavoX

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    Twix Ice Cream: Now with more stuff!
  17. Lexay

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  18. Glalie

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    I've tried it its very good. Last pic is a little sad if you know what I mean!
  19. Pax Deorum

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    Last pic made my friend happy
  20. natalie

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    that second spoon picture is fucking hot
  21. btway

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    I wonder what the asterisk after "stuff" means...

    10/10 for the last picture
  22. Chimaira

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    Carcinogens, artificial flavouring, artificial colouring and other dubious chemicals that have been tested on little white kittens which were then killed and dissected.
  23. Black Leather Jacket

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    Hi I'm blatantly a fat, stupid idiot who doesn't understand that I should keep my stupid comments out of good threads. Also, I probably enjoyed the last picture a bit too much.
  24. dynamo

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    haha fucking awesome

    also lol whoring your penis on smogon
  25. btway

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    maybe he got a brainfreeze...down there.

    a penisfreeze!
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