Challenge The Scramble Challenge - Mark 2

[inanimate blob]

@Brammi Alright, I'll give you your Pokèmon for Crystal.

Take Googoo the Pokèmon that hatches from the Egg (that one that has like a 50% chance of being Shiny). Googoo believes it is a baby Pokèmon forever, and as such may not evolve until it solos Clair, where it realizes it is actually a normal Pokèmon, and may evolve. It may still only learn moves it could learn as a baby Pokèmon, though.

Googoo must also solo one Kanto gym leader it doesn't have a type advantage on, and must solo Red's Pikachu.

 

[AOPSUser]

I'll reserve a starter for Brammi.

EDIT: Take Haxman the Chikorita.

Chikorita is a HUGE fan of hax. Thus, it may not evolve until it gets BODY SLAM AT LEVEL 29. Once it gets Body Slam, it must solo a gym leader using Body Slam, to show the potential of hax. Evolve again after the Elite Four.

Good luck!

 

[Brammi]

@Brammi reserving an Exeggcute

Take Separated the Exeggcute. This Exeggcute must be caught as soon as possible (so on Route 34, south of Goldenrod). This Exeggcute's eggs have been separated from each other! When you catch it, it only has one of its eggs, 1/6 of whole. Without the rest of its eggs, it isn't strong enough to use any moves over 50 BP (Bullet Seed counts, as the max is 50;Barrage doesn't, as the max is 75). It also has no way of using its psychic powers without all 6 eggs, and so can't use any Psychic-type moves. Each egg is in a different place, and Exeggcute must go on a quest to find them. The first one is very simple; this egg likes trees and is hiding with the Sudowoodo. Separated must solo the Sudowoodo to get to 2/6 of its whole. Now, it may use moves up to 60 BP, as well as Psychic type status moves (hypnosis, Reflect, etc). The next egg is in the Lighthouse in Olivine; you must solo 5 trainers with Exeggcute to find it. Once you do, you have 3/6 and can use up to 70 BP moves and 40 BP Psychic type moves. The next two are together, as one is the cracked egg that is all like HURR I'LL FOLLOW MY BROTHER DURR. They are in the rocket hideout in Mohogany, and Exeggcute must solo every rocket grunt with the stupid alarm system (no turning it off, either), and then you'll be 5/6! Now you may use up to 90 BP moves, and up to 60 BP Psychic type moves. But, the egg that was with the cracked one is now very protective and motherly, so whenever you get to the red HP, it forces you to switch out. The last egg left is all the way over in Kanto; he's very brave and adventurous! Exeggcute must solo 15 trainers to find the last egg; finally Separated can evolve! He must be renamed Reunited and can now use any move and MUST have a Psychic type move of at least 80 BP ASAP. The motherly/protected egg now feels that the cracked egg is safe and you can keep battling in red health. He must solo Sabrina to prove how he has overcome the separation of his eggs to be the best Psychic type there is!

GL:HF! I hope this is hard enough; the story part is what I focused on, so if it's too easy, I can put more challenges in...also, if you would like, I can put in a TL;DR for all of the challanges.

Nah looks fun. And I've got it all written down.

EDIT:

As per my rules, I now have me three Pre-Morty Pokemon.
Still need three and can have no more than five pokes by first time against the E4.

 

[Level 51]

Reserving for Brammi, I need to win something for the Page 300s

 

[Espeon65]

@Brammi, I forgot to mention about the 15 trainers Separated has to battle before becoming Reunited and evolving, the 15 trainers must all be in Kanto.

 

[Glacier Knight]

Alright guys, i should probably be studying/writing papers/actually doing something productive, but instead i spent 2 hours making Chapter four just for you ^_^

Chapter Four: Warning; Do not slip on all the Melted Heart

Alright, three gyms down! Time to relax now... where do i go?

RING RING RING LOL PICK UP RING RING RING RING

..... Hey bianca.

IRIS TAUGHT ME SOME COOL MOVES GLACIE-POO ^_^ <3
LET'S BATTLE ~_^ ^_~ <3~!<3

Eh. Ok, Wynaut?

Hit up the Pokemon center, and heal my pokemon.

Let's leave the poke cente-WAIT. WHASSAT.

Note: There is a creepy guy in black way in the back corner of the Castelia pokecenter. Actually made me jump when i saw him. just chilling there. WATCHING YOU HEAL.

*i now wander through castelia, paranoid that people are going to just stare at me*

GLACIE-POO ^_^ LET'S BATTLE! I AM STRONGER I PROMISE!
Me: hah, sure. You know what bianca? you are really, seriously annoying.

*battle bianca with my team of:*

Blaze the Pignite
lvl 26 lonely nature
Amulet Coin
-Roll Out
-Tail Whip
-Flame Charge
-Arm Thrust

Bugsy the Swadloon
lvl 26 Sassy nature
Eviolite
-Tackle
-String Shot
-Bug Bite
-Protect

*She has four pokemon, but Blaze easily burns Servine and herdier to the ground. I let Bugsy come in and beat the tobacco juice out of Munna and Simipour*

Me: Hah! Noob! I beat your face again! Jeez, Bianca is trash and-

Bianca: I'll never be a strong trainer like you or cheren or Iris, but.. you know, since we left Nuvema Town, ive met a lot of people and i've been thinking about what i want to do in life! ^_^

Me: ...

Bianca: When you look at it that way, pokemon have given me a lot of new experiences.

Me: Bianca what are you doing..

Bianca: Having my pokemon stolen was just really hard, and i left really unsure... still, i gotta say i'm really glad i went! I've learned so much on this journey. and i also learned that being with pokemon is really really important!

Me: ......so touching ;____;

*Bianca used sweet and sad defeat monolougue! It's super effective!*
*Glacier's heart melted!*

Me: Bianca i'm sorry i made fun of you :((((( You're making me tear up...

Bianca: Ok, well, i hope to see you soon! ^_^Bye-Bye Glacier! <3

*Bianca leaves*

Note: Totally copied that verbatim from the game. Yeah, that makes me feel bad for Bianca, and also bad that i've ragged on her. She's ditzy and silly, but she tries ;____; Glacier is a meany-face. Plus i can totally relate to bianca in real life. Sometimes you dont know what you are meant to do, are what career choice to take. I wish i had pokemon though to ease the pain~

Anyway! Bianca defeated!

Cheren: Guten Tag mein fruende! Du spreche ze Duestch?
Me: Eh? Cheren? All i did was walk through route 4 a bit, why are you talking weird ._.
Cheren: Ohoho! My good friend, since i have so much free time, i have delved into the germanic launguage! You know, in case i might stumble through a situation that requires a Duestch Tongue?
Me: Um...... sure Cheren ^_^ but let's battle in English, kay?
Cheren: Sounds divine~

*Battling Cheren, who i think the more i delve into his character, the more i imagine him being a younger version of "The most interesting person in the world."*

Bugsy is Level 27!
<(^_^<(
^(^_^)^
)>o_o)>
)>0_0)>
V)-__-)V
(He needs to Evolve into Leavanny. at level 29 they learn slash, and i dont want to miss getting that move :o)

Cheren: I don't always battle you. But when i do i fail horribly then beat myself up for it when no one is looking!
HM Slave: I FEEL YOU BRO
Me: GET BACK PATRAT

*Professor Juni calls us and tells us to get to Nimbasa. OK*

But that means i must cross.....


THIS DESSERT. *show them a picture*

Wait that's not right..... i meant to say

THIS DESERT *and the music is right too*

*I decided to avoid most of the battlers/wild pokemon, so that i can train up my newest scramble mons (i am almost at the routes to get them!)*

Pro. Juniper: Where is Bianca you two? Did ya'll scare her off?
Cheren: Actually, we had rough intercourse, and she's bed ridden in Castelia.
Pro. Juniper: ........that's hot...
Me: .....No.....
Cheren: I kid i kid! (Cheren is cool, but sadly has not mastered the art of joke telling)

Pro. Juniper: Anyway~! Here is some Crack Cocaine for you guys. Incase you get in a tough situation!
Me: Eh?
Pro. Juni: Oh you know! Like if you find yourself in the middle of a gang war, and they think you're part of the other gang!
Me: Oh that makes perfect sense. Gangs errywhere.
Pro. Juni: Yeah! I'm so smart ^_^ apperantly this stuff is illegal though, so i hid it in these Ultra Balls!

ULTRA BALLS *filled with cocaine* GET!

Prof. Juni: Alright, smell ya later!
*Professor Juniper rips off her clothes, revealing herself to be Gary MotherF***ing Oak, and runs away laughing madly*

NIMBASA CITY!
*fun fact, Nimbasa is the city of leisure, while Castelia is the city of business. Castelia is based off of the Manhattan Skyline, while Nimbasa, i believe at least, is based of the theater district/central park*

As soon as i enter this wonderful playground of electroncis and technology, what do i spy?

A CUTE OLD MAN. *I enjoy adorable old people*

He wasn't eating though. he was actually-

GETTING BEATEN UP BY GINGERS.

GIVE US POKEMON LITTLE OLD DAY CARE MAN

*Kicks Adorable old man to the ground*

but mister.....*cough wheese old man cough*....i'm just a little old man who came to Nimbasa to see my wee grand childy in the Musicals-

LOL NO SOUL MEANS NO PITY. NOW GIVE US POKEMON

I've fallen and i can't get up :(

HE NEEDS LIFE ALERT
or.....

Glacier's Anger Point Activated!
*Glacier channeled the power of Angry Lenora!*

Me: OH HELL NAH. HELL NAH. HELL HELL HELLLLLLLLLL NAH. OH NAH. YOU CRACKERS BEATN UP A LIL OLD MANY. OH HELL NAH.

*I proceed to brutally smash their skulls in with Pignite/Swadloon dream team combo*

OK OK WE LEAVE WE SORRY SORRY SORRY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

.......
......
.....
*Deep Inhale*

I help the old man up, and he gives me those big thank you bambi eyes

Mah Hero!
You little whipper-snapper, take this bike! My old bones can't ride it no more, but you're my hero! Have some wheels :3

LITTLE OLD MAN, YOU GIVE ME BETTER PRESENTS THAN MY MOTHER ON CHRISTMAS. I LOVE YOUR FACE <3

I make sure the Old man gets home safely *yes, i literally walked all the way back to the Day Care, imaging i was carrying the old man on my back. I CAN'T HELP IT I FEEL THE NEED TO HELP THE ELDERLY *, then get back to Nimbasa.


Let's see, first i find a manly man

YOU. FEEL THE EXPERIENCE OF BEING A POWERFUL MAN.
*STRENGTH GET!*

Feeling manly and cool, i find a sweet old lady

Me: sup. *cool shades on*
Old Lady: Hiya sonny ^_^ would you like a soothe bell?
Me: ..... :O (Soothe Bell+Swadloon=Leavanny faster)
Old Lady: It's the only possesion i have left in this world.... But you have it ^_^
Me: WHY SUCH KINDNESS. HOW CAN THIS BE OH WISE ELDERLY LADY?
Old Lady: I enjoy seeing the youth of today smile ^^

*Heart Melts due to kindness and cute levels going to the extreme*

Ok! Nimbasa is cool, and i got some items. Time to go to route 5 and find one of my scramble mons-

Bianca: Hey Glacier <3
Me: wait..... no crazy yelling.....no overpowering cutesy.... just a normal greeting with just a hint of subtle but nice flirting..... Bianca?

Glacier, want to come with me? :)
Me: *suddenly blushes* sure, actually that sounds nice right now

*All this heart melting has made me fond of bianca. dunno why. plus when she's calmed down, she's quite cute and attractive*

Let's dress up our pokemon hehe <3

we go inside and have a lovely date (yes i said date, cause i'm changing the plot. OH SNAP GLACIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Bianca is cool now, she spoke to my heart. she might go back to derpy self though :P)

This was nice Glacier.... :)
:)


WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN?

Bianca: Daddy!?!
Dad: You better belive it. The hell're you doing? Git yer girlie little ass back home! Only men can have pokemon!
*slaps Bianca*
Bianca: Dad! I am out here trying to find myself. I have to do what i want, i have to find myself!
Dad: Find yerself in the kitchen, making me a motherf***in sandw-

???: That's enough, you Hillbilly.

Me: ..... :O *cue sexy lady music*

???: I'm Elesa. I'm a renowned porn star talented Model. I also happen to be the Gym Leader here.

dad: Hyuck hyuck yer purdy. Hyuck wanna handle my tractor's stick shift?

Elesa: No. *Pulls out a Katana and slices Bianca's Father's right arm off*

Dad: SON UF A &(%^($(@)$ YOU *(^)@$*(@4 GOD @$)@($@)(&$%@^!!^

Elesa: How dare you confine this poor girl. she has potential, just like every other person. even a boy. Dear, in this world everyone does things differently. They have different opinions and mindsets. Some may be completely different than your own. Sometimes, this means you may get hurt.

Dad: MY ARM MY ARM MY-

Elesa: Shut it! I am being inspirational! *Elesa pulls out a sandwich and stuffs it down Bianca's Dad's throat*

Dad: MRHAPSD! .....tasty.

Elesa: But, it's important to keep trying, to learn about the differences between yourself and others. To learn that being different is ok.

Me: Brb, heart is melting again.

Elesa: Now go home, you dirty piece of Trailer park trash. Let your daughter be who she is. Let her find out what she is meant to do.

Dad: ..... k.

*her dad goes off, and its just me and two sexy ladies*

Me: ehehehe..... *brain dead* um, Threesome?
Bianca: *Giggles*
Elesa: You're cute kid, but i'm not filming right now. Stop by my gym later though, if you want a trouncing~

SHE WANTS THE D.
*as is "Delightfully exhilirating chance to battle be in a pokemon match. you dirty minds*

Bianca: Thanks for sticking up for me Glacier. You're really sweet <3
*kiss on the cheek*
D'aww
Bianca: LOL KAY BYE GLACIE-POO I'M GONNA GO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANNA DO WITH MY LIFE~~~~~~~!

Me: .......*dreamy sigh*


_________________________________________

Man, all this mooshy gooshy stuff took a lot out of me. Should i end it here?

lol no glacier you have to catch us gingers!

And so Glacier chases the mean Team Plasma, the ones that hurt old man day-care, all around Nimbasa

They are going to the Theme park! Let's go-

HEY MAN!

Hey Man, look at all the pretty colors~
wow man. they are like,
swirling.
man.
....
....

Me: ok.... so-

N: OMG FERRIS WHEEL
*N drags glacier onto the Ferris Wheel*

(Awkward ferris wheel moment)

N: Man..... this is so pretty man.
I love pokemon man. You know?
They can just do so much!
I like the pokemon that spit bubbles~
and the ones that breathe fire~
AND the ones that grow the stuff i smoke in my blu-
oh.... man.
....
...
...

Me: ....So what-
N: I'M THE KING OF TEAM PLASMA MAN
Me: lolwut?
N: Tehe, nothing..... let's fight man.

TEAM PLASMA LEADER N
VS
GLACIER

*Lvl 27 Bugsy vs lvl 22 Sandile*
Sandile used embargo!
no eviolite use....
One Hit KO Bug Bite!
*Lvl 27 Blaze vs lvl 22 Darumaka*
Blaze used rollout!
2HKO
*Lvl 27 Bugsy vs lvl 22 Sigilyph
Air cutter!
:O ONE HIT KO BUGSY IS DOWN
*Blaze comes in*
Psybeam leaves pignite with 3HP and confused
SHOOT LEMONADE LEMONADE
next psybeam OHKOs
*pignite fainted*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Glacier blacked out!

level 27s got beat by a 22 sigilyph? Ug. Super Effective....

I dont think i can beat N with just these 2. I need....

MORE SCRAMBLE MONS

*goes to route 5, discovers there are solosis*

MUST. CATCH. ONE

Finds the first solosis he sees that is male. CATCHES IT.

Welcome to the team-

BUBBLE THE SOLOSIS
level 19, Male
Gentle Nature, Capable of Taking Hits
Magic Guard (YUS.)
-Snatch
-Hidden Power
-Light Screen
-Charm

Bubble's Challenge:
Well... take Bubble the Solosis. Bubble fears being hit, because he believes he will be popped, so if he is hit by a physical attack he must switch out. His aiim is to be the ultimate Psychic type, so he must solo one of each of the E4's Pokemon, and 2 of the Psychic-type E4 members.
__________________________________________________

Grinding time! For this grinding session, i shall listen to my favorite modern violinist, Lindsey Stirling <3 (Its good listen listen)

and i think i will end chapter four with that. Tune in next time! Bubble will be stronger, and i will rechallenge that pesky stoner!

CHAPTER FOUR OF WHITE SCRAMBLE, FIN~

Previous Chapters are in the Link in my sig~

 

[Brammi]

@Brammi, I forgot to mention about the 15 trainers Separated has to battle before becoming Reunited and evolving, the 15 trainers must all be in Kanto.

I assumed that anyway. :)

 

[inanimate blob]

God, I hate having two people with Espeon as their profile pic.

I just beat the Pokémon League in my HeartGold Scramble and finally decided to follow up on my promise to post updates. So here I am, at the half-way point of my Scramble.

Here is my current team, from LVP to MVP. I still have all of Kanto to tackle, by the way.

Hurry the Furret (M)
Keen Eye
Adamant, Lv 45
~Slam
~Blizzard
~Iron Tail
~Strength

Really good at first, helped me out by evolving before Bugsy and even assisting with Whitney. From then on, though, he just started getting worse and worse, and eventually I just turned him into an HM slave. Strength is illegal, but only used as an HM move. Definite LVP.

Etch the Smeargle (F)
Technician
Hasty, Lv 49
~Transform
~Mimic
~Metronome
~Role Play

Surprisingly, she wasn't an absolute dead weight, even beating out Hurry for LVP. Metronome was insanely lucky (in the solo with Houndoom it pulled Hydro Pump, then Surf, then Focus Blast), and even Transform was good (I beat one of Lance's Dragonite with a Transformed Gyarados). Grinding was a bitch, though, and she basically had the Exp. Share the entire time I had it.

Leaf the Meganium (M)
Overgrow
Bold, Lv 49
~Magical Leaf
~Toxic
~Reflect
~Light Screen

So I solo'd Falkner, and Chikorita was already Lv. 17 so I just evolved him (so much grinding). He then helped a bit with Bugsy with PoisonPower and the same with Whitney, but eventually Tackle/Razor Leaf was just bad. I then got Magical Leaf and did some wheeling and dealing to get a second Toxic, and suddenly he wasn't as bad. Grinding was a little hard, but beyond that, eh. Helped a bit with most Gym Leaders, even solo'd Chuck's Poliwrath. Just boring to use because EVERYONE gives Chikorita.

Hitmonjoke the Hitmonchan (M)
Iron Fist
Serious, Lv 48
~Helping Hand
~Ice Punch
~Fire Punch
~Sky Uppercut

Damn, I wish this thing came earlier. Soloing Pokémon from each route was an absolute joke. And then the POWER this thing had. Only downside was being absent from every major battle besides the Eilte Four. Soloing Koga wasn't bad, either, I just spammed Fire Punch/Ice Punch.

Lunar the Umbreon (F)
Synchronize
Serious, Lv 50
~Protect
~Toxic
~Payback
~Dig

Was a pretty awesome Pokémon, besides having to use a ton of Full Restores/Elixirs whenever I had to do a solo. I solo'd Chuck's Primape, which was hard as balls, the Kimono Girls, which was easy, and Karen, who took FOREVER (stupid Full Restores D:). But yeah, actually pulled its weight despite the Toxic/Protect restriction. I would just run out of PP and then grind with Dig and Payback, no sweat (but one time I had to use Struggle to win a Trainer battle).

Jacobin the Kingler (M)
Hyper Cutter
Adamant, Lv 57
~Metal Claw
~Crabhammer
~Surf
~Guillotine

Oh my god, THIS THING. Such an Exp. gutter. But if there was ever trouble, Jacobin bailed me out. He wrecked everything with his massive Attack stat. The only sad part was not being able to use him when it got really tough, against Team Rocket. But otherwise, amazing Pokémon, I'll never look at Kingler the same way again.

And he only killed Smeargle twice.

Special mention to this little bugger, my HM slave for water travel and Rock Smash.

I'm looking forward to my adventures in Kanto, where I can finally finish my Scramble and prove to Red that I'm a baws (although Kingler has to be higher level than that Snorlax going in...). Imma do this right son.

 

[Espeon65]

Finishing up one playthrough I'm doing so I want a:

Diamond Nuzlocke Scramble (shit)!
Unusual pokes, maybe with a cool backstory
Piplup PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Easy/Medium depending on how good the pokemon is
Available to trade with hg, ss, and platinum

I'll do updates every gym, and try to make it a story, but I don't know how great it will be. I'll probably only update on weekends until I get out of school for Christmas Break, because I want to put some time into my writing.

EDIT: Please no challange too tedious, like rolling a die/flipping a coin for every move or something like that. I hate those and forget half the time.

 

[inanimate blob]

@Espeon65, take Mimi the Mime Jr. Mimi MUST be female. Always told she was an outcast, Mimi is the shyest Pokèmon on your team, and cannot be the highest leveled member so as to not draw attention to yourself (you need to trade Mimi over as soon as possible). Mimi needs to solo one (1) gym in order to evolve into a Mr. Mime. As a Mr. Mime, Mimi feels terrible about how she looks and decides she is a bad Pokèmon. As such, you are not allowed to use moves other than Psychic-attacking moves until you solo another gym.

Gl; hf!

 

[Espeon65]

@Espeon65, take Mimi the Mime Jr. Mimi MUST be female. Always told she was an outcast, Mimi is the shyest Pokèmon on your team, and cannot be the highest leveled member so as to not draw attention to yourself (you need to trade Mimi over as soon as possible). Mimi needs to solo one (1) gym in order to evolve into a Mr. Mime. As a Mr. Mime, Mimi feels terrible about how she looks and decides she is a bad Pokèmon. As such, you are not allowed to use moves other than Psychic-attacking moves until you solo another gym.

Gl; hf!

Accepted, but trade over ASAP? Mime Jr. is found in Diamond.

 

[Sprocket]

Espeon65.

Take a Stunky. Make that two Stunkys, one will have the ability Stench, the other Aftermath. When one Stunky faints, you switch to the second. When the second Stunky faints, switch back to the first. They can never be in the party at the same time, and you cannot switch Stunkys unless one is fainted.

Also to make it interesting, one Stunky must solo Byron, the other must solo Aaron (of the Elite Four), and neither Stunky can be the highest level Pokemon in your party.

 

[Espeon65]

Nuzlocke huh?

Take a Stunky. Make that two Stunkys, one will have the ability Stench, the other Aftermath. When one Stunky faints, it is put out to pasture and you switch to the other. When the second Stunky faints, that's it, it's gone per the Nuzlocke rules. Considering this is a Nuzlocke, you will want to keep these guys from fainting, or you will be out a mighty Stunky. They can never be in the party at the same time, and the second Stunky cannot earn any experience points until the first one faints.

Good luck!

Shit no I don't know why I typed that! I can keep this same challange, but it isn't a Nuzlocke; sorry for confusion!

 

[Sprocket]

Shit no I don't know why I typed that! I can keep this same challange, but it isn't a Nuzlocke; sorry for confusion!

Haha, no prob. Challenge edited to make it more fitting.

 

[King Serperior]

Alright guys, i should probably be studying/writing papers/actually doing something productive, but instead i spent 2 hours making Chapter four just for you ^_^

Chapter Four: Warning; Do not slip on all the Melted Heart

Alright, three gyms down! Time to relax now... where do i go?

RING RING RING LOL PICK UP RING RING RING RING

..... Hey bianca.

IRIS TAUGHT ME SOME COOL MOVES GLACIE-POO ^_^ <3
LET'S BATTLE ~_^ ^_~ <3~!<3

Eh. Ok, Wynaut?

Hit up the Pokemon center, and heal my pokemon.

Let's leave the poke cente-WAIT. WHASSAT.

Note: There is a creepy guy in black way in the back corner of the Castelia pokecenter. Actually made me jump when i saw him. just chilling there. WATCHING YOU HEAL.

*i now wander through castelia, paranoid that people are going to just stare at me*

GLACIE-POO ^_^ LET'S BATTLE! I AM STRONGER I PROMISE!
Me: hah, sure. You know what bianca? you are really, seriously annoying.

*battle bianca with my team of:*

Blaze the Pignite
lvl 26 lonely nature
Amulet Coin
-Roll Out
-Tail Whip
-Flame Charge
-Arm Thrust

Bugsy the Swadloon
lvl 26 Sassy nature
Eviolite
-Tackle
-String Shot
-Bug Bite
-Protect

*She has four pokemon, but Blaze easily burns Servine and herdier to the ground. I let Bugsy come in and beat the tobacco juice out of Munna and Simipour*

Me: Hah! Noob! I beat your face again! Jeez, Bianca is trash and-

Bianca: I'll never be a strong trainer like you or cheren or Iris, but.. you know, since we left Nuvema Town, ive met a lot of people and i've been thinking about what i want to do in life! ^_^

Me: ...

Bianca: When you look at it that way, pokemon have given me a lot of new experiences.

Me: Bianca what are you doing..

Bianca: Having my pokemon stolen was just really hard, and i left really unsure... still, i gotta say i'm really glad i went! I've learned so much on this journey. and i also learned that being with pokemon is really really important!

Me: ......so touching ;____;

*Bianca used sweet and sad defeat monolougue! It's super effective!*
*Glacier's heart melted!*

Me: Bianca i'm sorry i made fun of you :((((( You're making me tear up...

Bianca: Ok, well, i hope to see you soon! ^_^Bye-Bye Glacier! <3

*Bianca leaves*

Note: Totally copied that verbatim from the game. Yeah, that makes me feel bad for Bianca, and also bad that i've ragged on her. She's ditzy and silly, but she tries ;____; Glacier is a meany-face. Plus i can totally relate to bianca in real life. Sometimes you dont know what you are meant to do, are what career choice to take. I wish i had pokemon though to ease the pain~

Anyway! Bianca defeated!

Cheren: Guten Tag mein fruende! Du spreche ze Duestch?
Me: Eh? Cheren? All i did was walk through route 4 a bit, why are you talking weird ._.
Cheren: Ohoho! My good friend, since i have so much free time, i have delved into the germanic launguage! You know, in case i might stumble through a situation that requires a Duestch Tongue?
Me: Um...... sure Cheren ^_^ but let's battle in English, kay?
Cheren: Sounds divine~

*Battling Cheren, who i think the more i delve into his character, the more i imagine him being a younger version of "The most interesting person in the world."*

Bugsy is Level 27!
<(^_^<(
^(^_^)^
)>o_o)>
)>0_0)>
V)-__-)V
(He needs to Evolve into Leavanny. at level 29 they learn slash, and i dont want to miss getting that move :o)

Cheren: I don't always battle you. But when i do i fail horribly then beat myself up for it when no one is looking!
HM Slave: I FEEL YOU BRO
Me: GET BACK PATRAT

*Professor Juni calls us and tells us to get to Nimbasa. OK*

But that means i must cross.....


THIS DESSERT. *show them a picture*

Wait that's not right..... i meant to say

THIS DESERT *and the music is right too*

*I decided to avoid most of the battlers/wild pokemon, so that i can train up my newest scramble mons (i am almost at the routes to get them!)*

Pro. Juniper: Where is Bianca you two? Did ya'll scare her off?
Cheren: Actually, we had rough intercourse, and she's bed ridden in Castelia.
Pro. Juniper: ........that's hot...
Me: .....No.....
Cheren: I kid i kid! (Cheren is cool, but sadly has not mastered the art of joke telling)

Pro. Juniper: Anyway~! Here is some Crack Cocaine for you guys. Incase you get in a tough situation!
Me: Eh?
Pro. Juni: Oh you know! Like if you find yourself in the middle of a gang war, and they think you're part of the other gang!
Me: Oh that makes perfect sense. Gangs errywhere.
Pro. Juni: Yeah! I'm so smart ^_^ apperantly this stuff is illegal though, so i hid it in these Ultra Balls!

ULTRA BALLS *filled with cocaine* GET!

Prof. Juni: Alright, smell ya later!
*Professor Juniper rips off her clothes, revealing herself to be Gary MotherF***ing Oak, and runs away laughing madly*

NIMBASA CITY!
*fun fact, Nimbasa is the city of leisure, while Castelia is the city of business. Castelia is based off of the Manhattan Skyline, while Nimbasa, i believe at least, is based of the theater district/central park*

As soon as i enter this wonderful playground of electroncis and technology, what do i spy?

A CUTE OLD MAN. *I enjoy adorable old people*

He wasn't eating though. he was actually-

GETTING BEATEN UP BY GINGERS.

GIVE US POKEMON LITTLE OLD DAY CARE MAN

*Kicks Adorable old man to the ground*

but mister.....*cough wheese old man cough*....i'm just a little old man who came to Nimbasa to see my wee grand childy in the Musicals-

LOL NO SOUL MEANS NO PITY. NOW GIVE US POKEMON

I've fallen and i can't get up :(

HE NEEDS LIFE ALERT
or.....

Glacier's Anger Point Activated!
*Glacier channeled the power of Angry Lenora!*

Me: OH HELL NAH. HELL NAH. HELL HELL HELLLLLLLLLL NAH. OH NAH. YOU CRACKERS BEATN UP A LIL OLD MANY. OH HELL NAH.

*I proceed to brutally smash their skulls in with Pignite/Swadloon dream team combo*

OK OK WE LEAVE WE SORRY SORRY SORRY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

.......
......
.....
*Deep Inhale*

I help the old man up, and he gives me those big thank you bambi eyes

Mah Hero!
You little whipper-snapper, take this bike! My old bones can't ride it no more, but you're my hero! Have some wheels :3

LITTLE OLD MAN, YOU GIVE ME BETTER PRESENTS THAN MY MOTHER ON CHRISTMAS. I LOVE YOUR FACE <3

I make sure the Old man gets home safely *yes, i literally walked all the way back to the Day Care, imaging i was carrying the old man on my back. I CAN'T HELP IT I FEEL THE NEED TO HELP THE ELDERLY *, then get back to Nimbasa.


Let's see, first i find a manly man

YOU. FEEL THE EXPERIENCE OF BEING A POWERFUL MAN.
*STRENGTH GET!*

Feeling manly and cool, i find a sweet old lady

Me: sup. *cool shades on*
Old Lady: Hiya sonny ^_^ would you like a soothe bell?
Me: ..... :O (Soothe Bell+Swadloon=Leavanny faster)
Old Lady: It's the only possesion i have left in this world.... But you have it ^_^
Me: WHY SUCH KINDNESS. HOW CAN THIS BE OH WISE ELDERLY LADY?
Old Lady: I enjoy seeing the youth of today smile ^^

*Heart Melts due to kindness and cute levels going to the extreme*

Ok! Nimbasa is cool, and i got some items. Time to go to route 5 and find one of my scramble mons-

Bianca: Hey Glacier <3
Me: wait..... no crazy yelling.....no overpowering cutesy.... just a normal greeting with just a hint of subtle but nice flirting..... Bianca?

Glacier, want to come with me? :)
Me: *suddenly blushes* sure, actually that sounds nice right now

*All this heart melting has made me fond of bianca. dunno why. plus when she's calmed down, she's quite cute and attractive*

Let's dress up our pokemon hehe <3

we go inside and have a lovely date (yes i said date, cause i'm changing the plot. OH SNAP GLACIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Bianca is cool now, she spoke to my heart. she might go back to derpy self though :P)

This was nice Glacier.... :)
:)


WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN?

Bianca: Daddy!?!
Dad: You better belive it. The hell're you doing? Git yer girlie little ass back home! Only men can have pokemon!
*slaps Bianca*
Bianca: Dad! I am out here trying to find myself. I have to do what i want, i have to find myself!
Dad: Find yerself in the kitchen, making me a motherf***in sandw-

???: That's enough, you Hillbilly.

Me: ..... :O *cue sexy lady music*

???: I'm Elesa. I'm a renowned porn star talented Model. I also happen to be the Gym Leader here.

dad: Hyuck hyuck yer purdy. Hyuck wanna handle my tractor's stick shift?

Elesa: No. *Pulls out a Katana and slices Bianca's Father's right arm off*

Dad: SON UF A &(%^($(@)$ YOU *(^)@$*(@4 GOD @$)@($@)(&$%@^!!^

Elesa: How dare you confine this poor girl. she has potential, just like every other person. even a boy. Dear, in this world everyone does things differently. They have different opinions and mindsets. Some may be completely different than your own. Sometimes, this means you may get hurt.

Dad: MY ARM MY ARM MY-

Elesa: Shut it! I am being inspirational! *Elesa pulls out a sandwich and stuffs it down Bianca's Dad's throat*

Dad: MRHAPSD! .....tasty.

Elesa: But, it's important to keep trying, to learn about the differences between yourself and others. To learn that being different is ok.

Me: Brb, heart is melting again.

Elesa: Now go home, you dirty piece of Trailer park trash. Let your daughter be who she is. Let her find out what she is meant to do.

Dad: ..... k.

*her dad goes off, and its just me and two sexy ladies*

Me: ehehehe..... *brain dead* um, Threesome?
Bianca: *Giggles*
Elesa: You're cute kid, but i'm not filming right now. Stop by my gym later though, if you want a trouncing~

SHE WANTS THE D.
*as is "Delightfully exhilirating chance to battle be in a pokemon match. you dirty minds*

Bianca: Thanks for sticking up for me Glacier. You're really sweet <3
*kiss on the cheek*
D'aww
Bianca: LOL KAY BYE GLACIE-POO I'M GONNA GO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANNA DO WITH MY LIFE~~~~~~~!

Me: .......*dreamy sigh*


_________________________________________

Man, all this mooshy gooshy stuff took a lot out of me. Should i end it here?

lol no glacier you have to catch us gingers!

And so Glacier chases the mean Team Plasma, the ones that hurt old man day-care, all around Nimbasa

They are going to the Theme park! Let's go-

HEY MAN!

Hey Man, look at all the pretty colors~
wow man. they are like,
swirling.
man.
....
....

Me: ok.... so-

N: OMG FERRIS WHEEL
*N drags glacier onto the Ferris Wheel*

(Awkward ferris wheel moment)

N: Man..... this is so pretty man.
I love pokemon man. You know?
They can just do so much!
I like the pokemon that spit bubbles~
and the ones that breathe fire~
AND the ones that grow the stuff i smoke in my blu-
oh.... man.
....
...
...

Me: ....So what-
N: I'M THE KING OF TEAM PLASMA MAN
Me: lolwut?
N: Tehe, nothing..... let's fight man.

TEAM PLASMA LEADER N
VS
GLACIER

*Lvl 27 Bugsy vs lvl 22 Sandile*
Sandile used embargo!
no eviolite use....
One Hit KO Bug Bite!
*Lvl 27 Blaze vs lvl 22 Darumaka*
Blaze used rollout!
2HKO
*Lvl 27 Bugsy vs lvl 22 Sigilyph
Air cutter!
:O ONE HIT KO BUGSY IS DOWN
*Blaze comes in*
Psybeam leaves pignite with 3HP and confused
SHOOT LEMONADE LEMONADE
next psybeam OHKOs
*pignite fainted*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Glacier blacked out!

level 27s got beat by a 22 sigilyph? Ug. Super Effective....

I dont think i can beat N with just these 2. I need....

MORE SCRAMBLE MONS

*goes to route 5, discovers there are solosis*

MUST. CATCH. ONE

Finds the first solosis he sees that is male. CATCHES IT.

Welcome to the team-

BUBBLE THE SOLOSIS
level 19, Male
Gentle Nature, Capable of Taking Hits
Magic Guard (YUS.)
-Snatch
-Hidden Power
-Light Screen
-Charm

Bubble's Challenge:
Well... take Bubble the Solosis. Bubble fears being hit, because he believes he will be popped, so if he is hit by a physical attack he must switch out. His aiim is to be the ultimate Psychic type, so he must solo one of each of the E4's Pokemon, and 2 of the Psychic-type E4 members.
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Grinding time! For this grinding session, i shall listen to my favorite modern violinist, Lindsey Stirling <3 (Its good listen listen)

and i think i will end chapter four with that. Tune in next time! Bubble will be stronger, and i will rechallenge that pesky stoner!

CHAPTER FOUR OF WHITE SCRAMBLE, FIN~

Previous Chapters are in the Link in my sig~

1). Great story as usual ^_^
2). You may want to make what is in the Hide Tags smaller. When I opened it, I was like "Whoa, whoa, whoa, too much!!" The screen went kinda crazy.
3). Keep it up!! I want to see more of this awesomness!!

God, I hate having two people with Espeon as their profile pic.

I just beat the Pokémon League in my HeartGold Scramble and finally decided to follow up on my promise to post updates. So here I am, at the half-way point of my Scramble.

Here is my current team, from LVP to MVP. I still have all of Kanto to tackle, by the way.

Hurry the Furret (M)
Keen Eye
Adamant, Lv 45
~Slam
~Blizzard
~Iron Tail
~Strength

Really good at first, helped me out by evolving before Bugsy and even assisting with Whitney. From then on, though, he just started getting worse and worse, and eventually I just turned him into an HM slave. Strength is illegal, but only used as an HM move. Definite LVP.

Etch the Smeargle (F)
Technician
Hasty, Lv 49
~Transform
~Mimic
~Metronome
~Role Play

Surprisingly, she wasn't an absolute dead weight, even beating out Hurry for LVP. Metronome was insanely lucky (in the solo with Houndoom it pulled Hydro Pump, then Surf, then Focus Blast), and even Transform was good (I beat one of Lance's Dragonite with a Transformed Gyarados). Grinding was a bitch, though, and she basically had the Exp. Share the entire time I had it.

Leaf the Meganium (M)
Overgrow
Bold, Lv 49
~Magical Leaf
~Toxic
~Reflect
~Light Screen

So I solo'd Falkner, and Chikorita was already Lv. 17 so I just evolved him (so much grinding). He then helped a bit with Bugsy with PoisonPower and the same with Whitney, but eventually Tackle/Razor Leaf was just bad. I then got Magical Leaf and did some wheeling and dealing to get a second Toxic, and suddenly he wasn't as bad. Grinding was a little hard, but beyond that, eh. Helped a bit with most Gym Leaders, even solo'd Chuck's Poliwrath. Just boring to use because EVERYONE gives Chikorita.

Hitmonjoke the Hitmonchan (M)
Iron Fist
Serious, Lv 48
~Helping Hand
~Ice Punch
~Fire Punch
~Sky Uppercut

Damn, I wish this thing came earlier. Soloing Pokémon from each route was an absolute joke. And then the POWER this thing had. Only downside was being absent from every major battle besides the Eilte Four. Soloing Koga wasn't bad, either, I just spammed Fire Punch/Ice Punch.

Lunar the Umbreon (F)
Synchronize
Serious, Lv 50
~Protect
~Toxic
~Payback
~Dig

Was a pretty awesome Pokémon, besides having to use a ton of Full Restores/Elixirs whenever I had to do a solo. I solo'd Chuck's Primape, which was hard as balls, the Kimono Girls, which was easy, and Karen, who took FOREVER (stupid Full Restores D:). But yeah, actually pulled its weight despite the Toxic/Protect restriction. I would just run out of PP and then grind with Dig and Payback, no sweat (but one time I had to use Struggle to win a Trainer battle).

Jacobin the Kingler (M)
Hyper Cutter
Adamant, Lv 57
~Metal Claw
~Crabhammer
~Surf
~Guillotine

Oh my god, THIS THING. Such an Exp. gutter. But if there was ever trouble, Jacobin bailed me out. He wrecked everything with his massive Attack stat. The only sad part was not being able to use him when it got really tough, against Team Rocket. But otherwise, amazing Pokémon, I'll never look at Kingler the same way again.

And he only killed Smeargle twice.

Special mention to this little bugger, my HM slave for water travel and Rock Smash.

I'm looking forward to my adventures in Kanto, where I can finally finish my Scramble and prove to Red that I'm a baws (although Kingler has to be higher level than that Snorlax going in...). Imma do this right son.

Congrats on your victory!! Now, go show Kanto who's boss! Perhaps next time, I will give you a mon?

 

[Celever]

Reserving for espeoon65

Edit: Take Iscratch? (If there is enough space you can put a space in it) the Diglett.
Now, diglett is confused, he doesn't have hands, yet he can scratch and slash. His head is floppy though he can headbutt. But he ain't complaining about it, and wants to only use moves that make contact (that isn't just physical moves, if it is then there's a list of the moves further down). These moves are:
Level up:
Scratch
Astonish
Dig
Sucker punch
Slash
Tm:
Aerial ace
Thief
Shadow claw
HM:
Cut
Rock smash

You can only evolve diglett once he has learned 4 contact moves, 2 of which must be TMs or HMs. However, just before evolving he ran into some trouble with the police for assault on pokemon. Of course, this is incorrect, but the police tell him that if he keeps bashing other pokemon then they will have no choice to arrest him. So, he then learns 1 move that isn't contact-making and must always solo the pokemon with the move if it is sent out with dugtrio, however, after that pokemon goes down then he can use his other moves, unless this collides with another solo, in which case use their's.

 

[Brammi]

Espeon65 take Errol the (Male) Hoothoot

Errol is old and so he doesn't learn very quickly, nor does he understand any of this new technology. Therefore he won't accept any man made item used on him and he won't hold any of them either (This includes TMs). However he is perfectly content to take herbal remedies and berries.

As an uninformed old Hoothoot, Errol doesn't realise that evolution exists, in fact, it's just a downright unthinkable possibility. So Errol can't evolve until it solos 5 Pokemon that have evolved twice. (So like Infernape or Electivire)

Errol also seems to have one of those grumpy old men syndromes where they think everyone younger than them is soft. So to keep up appearances Errol must never use a non-attacking move.

 

[Level 51]

{Glacier Knight}
1). Great story as usual ^_^
2). You may want to make what is in the Hide Tags smaller. When I opened it, I was like "Whoa, whoa, whoa, too much!!" The screen went kinda crazy.
3). Keep it up!! I want to see more of this awesomness!!

{inanimate blob}
Congrats on your victory!! Now, go show Kanto who's boss! Perhaps next time, I will give you a mon?

^ I agree with KS, he is a very wise man

Brammi, take Future the Abra.

This Abra has teleported into Johto from the future, and is actually from Gen IV. Because of this, it may only use moves which:

(a) It can learn in Gen IV (e.g. no Zap Cannon), AND
(b) Are special moves in Gen IV and V (e.g. no Fire Punch).

Also, once it hits Level 31, it begins to feel homesick travelling with you. So, you must keep Future Sight on its moveset and let it use Future Sight at the start of every battle. Also, it must solo Will - seriously, look at that dude. Obviously from the future where gays are way more common :P

GL;HF!

 

[Brammi]

@Level 51, I already have three pre-Morty pokes.

 

[Jangrafess]

Glacier: The only problems that could happen to your book would be getting in trouble due to:
Racism
Grouping people due to the colour of their hair or other insecurities
Offensive homo-sexuality

I'm going to be really honest, these are the reasons I've stopped reading Glacier Knight's updates.

Scramble team

I'm quite surprised that Hitmonjoke was that useful! And I'm so proud of Kingler, especially for only KOing Etch twice. You finished so damn quickly! I need to catch up. I'm working on that now, hopefully I should finish my challenge today!

 

[Jangrafess]

@Level 51, I already have three pre-Morty pokes.

For a post-Morty pokémon, you get Honey Bear the Teddiursa. As you might expect, this ted has honey all over its little paws, and this has the adverse effect that whenever you use a move that uses its paws, Honey Bear is so sticky that it gets a limb stuck to the foe. This means you can't switch out, and it means that you can't use that limb again in combat.

So if you use Slash once, you can only use moves that use Honey Bear's paws three more times. List of moves that use paws:

Scratch
Fury Swipes (counts as one use.)
Slash
Thrash (Each successive use of Thrash counts as another limb becoming stuck.)
DynamicPunch
Rock Smash
Mud-Slap
Ice Punch
Thunderpunch
Fire Punch
Strength

If it gets all four limbs stuck, it get disentangle itself using Faint Attack, but this will only work if all four limbs are stuck to the foe. This restriction stays in place once you evolve.

Note: in Crystal you can only find Teddiursa in the Blackthorn City side of Dark Cave, not on route 45 like in Gold.

 

[Level 51]

@Level 51, I already have three pre-Morty pokes.

Reserving a Smeargle for Brammi, sorry, I'll get back to you tomorrow if you don't mind waiting ^.^

 

[Brammi]

Ok after Level 51's Poke, I'll just need a Poke from post E4 (first time) and I can start.

 

[Glacier Knight]

@king serp And level 51
Yeah, the nimbasa picture made everything huge. Sorry about that, I might edit in a smaller picture.


@jangaFress
I apologize. If I offended you, that wasn't the goal. I am sorry.

 

[Present]

Espeon65,

you get the happiny from the egg from the hiker in Hearthome City.
It can evolve for the first time after surviving physical attacks from trainers a total of 3 times. It can evolve again after proving its love and healing team members with softboiled for a total of 1000 Hp.

It must solo at least two pokemon from Cynthia.

Have fun