TheWolfe vs. Orcinus Duo! May Heaven grant you fortune!

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TheWolfe:

Serenity @ Enigma Berry
HP: 24
EN: 15
Spe: 80
Ability: Serene Grace
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

VS.

Orcinus Duo:

Nommy @ Life Orb
HP: 16
EN: 41
Spe: 25
Ability: Immunity
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion)
Other: None

Laws:
Thou shalt not scare (Flinch-inducing moves are prohibited)
Thou shalt not spam
(Using a move multiple times in a row is prohibited)
Thou shalt not touch a living thing
(Direct contact with any lifeform, whether it be your foe or vines on the wall, is prohibited)
Thou shalt not slack off
(You must use at least one damaging attack per round)
Thou shalt not heal
(Recovery moves and chills are prohibited)


Round 6: About time I got to have some fun

So. Orcinus's Snorlax Protects, forcing that Togekiss to Chi-OH WAIT, SOMEONE JUST BROKE A LAW! BAHAHAHAHAHA! *BLAM*

Now then...That Snorlax creature prepares to Endure any potentially lethal blows for the rest of the round, while the Togekiss attempts to - OH, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE! *BLAM*

And now, the Togekiss creature lets loose another Aura Sphere (one that is unfortunately legal) upon the Snorlax, who endures long enough to Surf Wolfe's creature into submission.

...and then Orcinus's own pokemon is done in by his own life orb.

Oh, that round was just DELICIOUS. But the guarding was excessive. Henceforth...

Thou shalt not protect thyself.

Order: Togekiss, Snorlax

Action 1 (Priority: Snorlax, Togekiss)
Nommy used Protect!
Nommy protected himself!
Serenity used Chill!
Serenity recovered 12 EN!
The Deity smites Serenity! (-10 HP Togekiss)
Numbers:
-Togekiss: -10 HP, +12 EN
-Snorlax: -7 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Snorlax, Togekiss)
Nommy used Endure!
Nommy braced himself!
Serenity used Chill!
Serenity recovered 12 EN!
The Deity smites Serenity! (-10 HP Togekiss)
Numbers:
-Togekiss: -10 HP, +12 EN
-Snorlax: -15 EN

Action 3
Serenity used Aura Sphere!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 6875 = No
-Damage: (9 + 7.5 - 6) * 1.5 = 15.75 damage
Nommy endured the hit! (HP = 1)
Nommy used Surf!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: Doesn't matter at this point = No
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 6 - 6 = 13 damage
Nommy was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP Snorlax)
DOUBLE KO!
Numbers:
-Togekiss: -4 HP, -7 EN
-Snorlax: -16 HP, -7 EN

Final numbers:
-Togekiss: -24 HP, +17 EN
-Snorlax: -16 HP, -29 EN

TheWolfe:

Serenity @ Enigma Berry
HP: KO
EN: 32
Spe: 80
Ability: Serene Grace
Status ailments: Faint
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

VS.

Orcinus Duo:

Nommy @ Life Orb
HP: KO
EN: 12
Spe: 25
Ability: Immunity
Status ailments: Faint
Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion)
Other: None

Laws:
Thou shalt not scare (Flinch-inducing moves are prohibited)
Thou shalt not spam
(Using a move multiple times in a row is prohibited)
Thou shalt not touch a living thing
(Direct contact with any lifeform, whether it be your foe or vines on the wall, is prohibited)
Thou shalt not slack off
(You must use at least one damaging attack per round)
Thou shalt not heal
(Recovery moves and chills are prohibited)
Thou shalt not protect thyself
(Evasive moves like protect, detect, etc. are prohibited)


You'll be the first to send out a pokemon, Wolfe. May Heaven grant you fortune.
 
Actually, I ordered my Togekiss to sub for Endure on A1, not for the entirety of the round. However, she'd go end up using Aura Sphere and chilling regardless by the round's end, just in different order.

And I'll be using this for my second combatant.


Roy - Blaziken (M)
Item: Leppa Berry
 
TheWolfe:

Roy @ Leppa Berry
HP:
100
EN:
100
Spe: 92

Ability: Speed Boost
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: Speed-boosting nature (+10 accuracy)
Other: None

VS.

Orcinus Duo:

Purple Boss @ Link Cable
HP:
90
EN:
100
Spe: 127
Ability: Levitate

Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: Speed-boosting nature (+17 accuracy), Link Cable (+1 ranks SpA, SpD, Atk)
Other: None

Laws:
Thou shalt not scare (Flinch-inducing moves are prohibited)
Thou shalt not spam
(Using a move multiple times in a row is prohibited)
Thou shalt not touch a living thing
(Direct contact with any lifeform, whether it be your foe or vines on the wall, is prohibited)
Thou shalt not slack off
(You must use at least one damaging attack per round)
Thou shalt not heal
(Recovery moves and chills are prohibited)
Thou shalt not protect thyself
(Evasive moves like protect, detect, etc. are prohibited)​

Round 7: Okay, I'm done fooling around with you two
♫Indignant Divinity

So the two creatures have slain each other, and now two more take their places - a kickboxing chicken and a phantom "purple boss." Said "boss" goes out of his way to poison the chicken with Toxic, while his opponent generates a Substi-OH WAIT, THAT MEANS I...what do you mean, I can't smite him?! Fucking loopholes...

The phantom then proceeds to use Confuse Ray for no real reason, while the chicken goes and Knocks Off the ghost's Link Cable. And breaks a law in the process. BAHAHAHA-*BLAM*

And then we finally see some real action as Wolfe's chicken scorches just about everything with Overheat while Orcinus's "boss" Venoshocks the substitute into destruction.

Speaking of destruction, it's time I finished the both of you off. Sure, you've been good about the book of laws, but how will you survive without memorizing it? Hear this new law and despair, mortals!

Thou shalt no longer check the rules.

Order: Gengar, Blaziken

Action 1
Purple Boss used Toxic!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant due to nature = Hit
Roy was badly poisoned!
Roy used Substitute!
Roy created a substitute! (20 HP)
Roy was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Blaziken)
Numbers:
-Blaziken: -21(!) HP, -18 EN
-Gengar: -6 EN

Action 2
Purple Boss used Confuse Ray!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant due to Substitute = NOPE.
Roy used Knock off!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 5400 = NOPE.
-Damage: (4 + 7.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 12.75 damage
Purple Boss lost his Link Cable!
The Deity smites Roy! (-10 HP Blaziken)
Roy was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Blaziken)
Numbers:
-Blaziken: -11 HP, -3 EN
-Gengar: -12.75 HP, -4 EN

Action 3
Purple Boss used Venoshock!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 4976 = NOPE.
-Damage: 13 + 3 + 7.5 - 3 = 20.5 damage!
Roy's substitute was shattered!
Roy used Overheat!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant due to nature = Hit
-Crit chance: 1795 = NOPE.
-Damage: 14 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 18.5 damage
Roy's Special Attack harshly fell! (-2 SpA, will decay A3 next round)
Roy was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Blaziken)
Roy sped up! (-2 EN Blaziken, +1 Spe, permanent)
Numbers:
-Blaziken: -1 HP, -11 EN
-Gengar: -18.5 HP, -7 EN

Final Numbers:
-Blaziken: -33 HP, -32 EN
-Gengar: -31 (31.25) HP, -17 EN

TheWolfe:

Roy @ Leppa Berry
HP: 67
EN: 68
Spe: 161 (92 * 1.75)
Ability: Speed Boost
Status ailments: Toxic (2 DPA)
Buffs/debuffs: Speed-boosting nature (+10 accuracy), Speed Boost (+1 Spe, Permanent), -2 SpA (will decay A3)
Other: None

VS.

Orcinus Duo:

Purple Boss
HP: 59
EN:
83
Spe: 127

Ability: Levitate
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: Speed-boosting nature (+17 accuracy)
Other: Knocked off (Link Cable)

Laws:
Thou shalt no longer check the rules (The battle has been retconned so that all laws are known only to the ref. Hope you memorized them!)​


Wolfe, may Heaven grant y-...oh, you'll know soon enough.
 


"Nooooo...rules. I got them memorized. Sorta."

Flamethrower ~ Shadow Claw ~ Flamethrower
Sub: IF Gengar uses Bide on A1, THEN make new commands into Sand-Attack (A1) ~ Fire Spin (A2) ~ Flamethrower (A3)
Sub (2): IF Gengar uses Counter on A2, THEN use Fire Spin.
 
Bahahahaha! Now what?! Now what are you going to do, now that only eternal damnation awaits you?! Look! You wretches can't even look at me! All you can do is...wait, why is the book of laws cracking?

...No...this can't be...

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

The book of laws shatters.

TheWolfe:

Roy @ Leppa Berry
HP: 67
EN: 68
Spe: 161 (92 * 1.75)
Ability: Speed Boost
Status ailments: Toxic (2 DPA)
Buffs/debuffs: Speed-boosting nature (+10 accuracy), Speed Boost (+1 Spe, Permanent), -2 SpA (will decay A3)
Other: None

VS.

Orcinus Duo:

Purple Boss
HP: 59
EN:
83
Spe: 127

Ability: Levitate
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: Speed-boosting nature (+17 accuracy)
Other: Knocked off (Link Cable)

Laws:
The book of laws is destroyed (all laws are nullified)​


Round 8: ...

...I don't believe this. Was it really all for nothing? Despite all my attempts to drive you away from this sacred place, you still managed to finish your battle.

...

Well then, I surrender. State your will. What do you want from me? Wealth? Power? Knowledge?

...

...I see. So be it, then. Peace be with thee.

*CRASH! BOOM! BASHBASHBASHBASH!!!!*


I saw the traveler make his way toward the monolith,
that thin gash amidst the clouds;
an open seam between heaven and earth that eluded the eye of God.

Or perhaps it had not;
perhaps it had beckoned from one realm to the other, wedded and ruled as one;

For look how cleanly it splits the horizon 'twain, absorbs it, makes it strange.

An indomitable beam,
a tower of heaven.

-Journal of an unknown traveler

Order: Blaziken, Gengar

Action 1
Roy used Flamethrower!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 8503 = no
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 3.5 = 11 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 5709 = no
Purple Boss used Shadow Ball!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 2123 = no
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 7.5 - 3 = 15.5 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 2000): 8829 = no
Roy is hurt by poison! (-2 HP Blaziken)
Numbers:
-Blaziken: -17.5 HP, -6 EN
-Gengar: -11 HP, -5 EN

Action 2
Roy used Shadow Claw!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 6451 = no
-Damage: (7 + 7.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 17.25 damage
Purple Boss used Thunderbolt!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 1674 = no
-Damage: 10 + 7.5 - 3 = 14.5 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 1000): 6768 = no
Roy is hurt by poison! (-2 HP Blaziken)
Numbers:
-Blaziken: -16.5 HP, -5 EN
-Gengar: -17.25 HP, -7 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Blaziken, Gengar)
Roy used Flamethrower!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 8551 = no
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 1.75 = 12.75 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 1210 = OHHHHHHHHHHH...
Purple Boss used Death Compound!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 6090 = no
-Damage: (13 * 2.25) + 3 + 7.5 - 3 = 36.75 Damage!!
-Energy cost: ((8 + 12) * 1.75) - 1 = 34 EN
Roy fainted!
Numbers:
-Blaziken: -33(Ouch!) HP, -6 EN
-Gengar: -12.75 HP, -34 EN

Final Numbers:
-Blaziken: -67 HP, -17 EN
-Gengar: -41 HP, -46 EN

TheWolfe:

Roy @ Leppa Berry
HP: KO
EN: 51
Spe: 92
Ability: Speed Boost
Status ailments: Faint
Buffs/debuffs: Speed-boosting nature (+10 accuracy)
Other: None

VS.

Orcinus Duo:

Purple Boss
HP: 18
EN:
37
Spe: 127

Ability: Levitate
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: Speed-boosting nature (+17 accuracy)
Other: None

Laws:
The book of laws is destroyed (all laws are nullified)​


You emerge bearing riches:

TheWolfe:
2 CC
Togekiss: 3 MC, 1 KOC
Blaziken: 3 MC

Orcinus Duo:
2 CC
Snorlax: 3 MC, 1 KOC
Gengar: 3 MC, 1 KOC

The Wanderer Deity:
5 UC

Well, I gotta say, that was pretty awesome. Congrats to the both of you.
 

Orcinus Duo

Banned deucer.
That was most certainly the most entertaining battle I've had in a while. Good game thewolfe, you were a very tough opponent, and I most certainly hope to go up against you again!

The wanderer, those were some pretty damn intense reffings dude. :) Thanks!
 
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