Tio vs Rofltank: Battle of the avatarless

[Matezoide]

Team Tio

HP: 13
EN: 39
1/2/4/2/30
Other: 15% paralised

Vs

Team Rofltanker

HP: 110
EN: 100
3/3/3/3/45
Other: Nada

I LIEK PIE!

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Action 1

Chuck-Norris used Rock-Slide - 6 energy
RNG to hit (9521) - It missed!

Jill used Confuse Ray - 4 energy
RNG for severity (8914) - Intense.

Action 2

Chuck-Norris used Thunderbolt - 7 energy
RNG to hit self (1-5000=Yes) -> (6771) - No
(10)*1,5 = 15 damage

Jill fainted!

Team Tio

HP: KO
EN: KO
1/2/4/2/30
Other: 15% paralised

Vs

Team Rofltanker

HP: 110
EN: 87
3/3/3/3/45
Other: Confused for 3 actions

Tio sends out his last pokemon,Rofltanker orders,Tio orders.

 

[TIO]

That was epic hax.
Go, King Kong!

 

[Rofltanker]

I AM SUPPOSED TO HAVE HAX
Well fuck

Glare-Ancient Power-Rockslide
If Glare fails A1 use A2 and push actions down

Glare is gonna miss, Im gonna get hit in confusion 2 times and get burned

 

[TIO]

Substitute (15)-Focus Punch-Focus Punch
Trololol

 

[Rofltanker]

I knew I forgot something obvious.. Now I now what

 

[TIO]

Return your sub to the way it was.

 

[Matezoide]

TROLOLOLOL

Team Tio

HP: 90
EN: 100
4/2/0/2/50
Other: Nothing

Vs

Team Rofltanker

HP: 110
EN: 87
3/3/3/3/45
Other: Confused for 3 actions

As King Kong starts the round by throwing up (gross) a Substitute,Chuck attempts to use Glare,only to hit himself in the confusion!

To add insult to the injure,King-Kong charges a Focus-Punch while Chuck tries uselessly to paralyse him with Glare,but the Substitute blocked it as King-Kong strikes Chuck!

Chuck gets angry and attempts to destroy the sub with a Rock-Slide,but much to his sadness,the Substitute actualy survives the hit (with 1 HP) as King-Kong smacks him once again with a Focused Punch

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Action 1

King Douche used Substitute - 12 energy

Chuck-Norris tries to use Glare.... - 6 energy
RNG to hit self (1-5000=No) -> (9254) - Yes.
(4)*1 = 4 damage

Action 2

King Douche is preparing a Focus-Punch.....

Chuck-Norris tries to use Glare.... - 10 energy
RNG to hit self (1-5000=No) -> (4918) - No

The Substitute blocked the Glare!

King-Ass used Focus-Punch - 10 energy
(15 + 1,5)*1,5 = 24,75 damage

Action 3

Chuck-Norris used Rock-Slide - 6 energy
RNG to hit self (1-5000=No) -> (189) - No
RNG to hit (7333) - Yes
(8 + 1,5)*1,5 = 14,25 damage (So close)

King-Troll-Face used Focus Punch again - 14 energy
(15 + 1,5)*1,5 = 24,75 damage

Team Tio

HP: 75
EN: 64
4/2/0/2/50
Other: Level 18 Ass-Hole,1 HP Substitute

Vs

Team Rofltanker

HP: 56
EN: 65
3/3/3/3/45
Other: Currently,the saddest Dunsparce in the planet.

Tio orders first now.

 

[TIO]

Lol.
Flame Charge-Focus Punch-Flame Charge
If sub is broken a1, use substitute a2 and push back.

 

[Rofltanker]

Time for something probably not even worthy of being called a comeback

Roost ~ Ancient Power ~ Rock Slide

 

[Matezoide]

A sad Dunsparce

Team Tio

HP: 75
EN: 64
4/2/0/2/50
Other: Level 18 Ass-Hole,1 HP Substitute

Vs

Team Rofltanker

HP: 56
EN: 65
3/3/3/3/45
Other: Currently,the saddest Dunsparce in the planet.

And the next round begins!

King-Kong starts with Flame-Charge....i am scared of that move :c,at least Chuck-Norris`s roost allowed him to heal off the damage

Deciding to go for the offensive,Chuck-Norris summons the Ancient Dunsparce Power and gets rid of the Substitute,sadly falling to obtain a boost as King-Kong`s Focused Punch strikes with full power!

Using the oppening to attack more,King-Kong once again Charges at Chuck while covered in Flames,doing okayish damage....much to Chuck`s bad luck,however,he was stunned by the move,causing his Rock-Slide to miss(!)

As the round ends,King-Kong decides to show some sportmanship by using the break to be friendly towards his opponent and pat him on the back.....Rofltanker and Chuck-Norris appreciate that,King-Kong,way to go!

He isnt such a doucebag anymore C:

(Though the RNG is)

Calcs

Action 1

King-Kong used Flame-Charge - 3 energy
RNG for crit (5084) - No
(5 + 3 + 1,5) = 9,5 damage
Yay for useless speed boost that wont be counted due to the reff`s lazyness

Chuck Norris used Roost - 13 energy
Chuck Norris restored 20 HP!

Action 2

Chuck Norris used Ancient Power - 4 energy
RNG to raise (1-2000=Raise) -> (2289) - No
(6 + 1,5)*1,5 = 11,25 damage
The substitute faded!


King-Kong used Focus-Punch - 10 energy
(15 + 1,5)*1,5 = 24,75 damage

Action 3

Chuck-Norris used Rock-Slide - 6 energy
RNG to hit (9992) - No

Chuck-Norris got sad :(

King-Kong used Flame-Charge while feeling bad - 3 energy
RNG for crit (6544) - No
(5 + 3 + 1,5) = 9,5 damage

Team Tio

HP: 75
EN: 64
4/2/0/2/50
Other: Feeling bad for Chuck-Norris,lost an Ass-Hole level due to that.

Vs

Team Rofltanker

HP: 32
EN: 65
3/3/3/3/45
Other: Upset :(

 

[Rofltanker]

@#%@%$#%@#$!%@$!@%^$@!%$!%!!!

Rock Slide - Ancient Power - Rock Slide
If that asshole dares to use substitute, DOUBLE DARE THE MOTHERFUCKER

I hate you die in a fire

 

[TIO]

The hate is strong in this one... Yes...
Substitute (25)-Focus Punch-Flame Wheel
Also, Chuck Norris knows no defensive moves. So the sub will do nothing.
I'm such a D-Bag.

 

[Matezoide]

The last round!

Team Tio

HP: 75
EN: 64
4/2/0/2/50
Other: Feeling bad for Chuck-Norris,lost an Ass-Hole level due to that.

Vs

Team Rofltanker

HP: 32
EN: 65
3/3/3/3/45
Other: Upset :(

I think this fight is over,but maybe Chuck has some trump card.....

We begin the next round with King-Kong once again throwing up a Substitute,wich manages to survive Chuck's Rock-Slide!

Making good use of the past strategy,King-Kong prepares a Focus-Punch as Chuck's Ancient Power destroys the sub,being smacked in the face once again,but much to his luck,he managed to grab a boost!
Drawing the last bit of his power,Chuck strikes King-Kong for heavy damage with Rock-Slide,the Darumaka is extremely injured but still survives the onslaught,attacking once again with a Flame-Charge and ensuring victory for Tio!

Calcs

No need to post calcs here as we all knew this would happen,a few notes though:

1) Even with a boost,King-Kong was still faster due to last round's Flame-Charge,but i wanted to make it a bit more dramatic.
2) I didnt roll for the Ancient Power boost,but as i said,it added some drama.

Team Tio

HP: 45
EN: 64
4/2/0/2/50
Other: Winner,still an ass-hole

Vs

Team Rofltanker

HP: KO
EN: KO
3/3/3/3/45
Other: Defeated.


And now,the prizes for both fighters and their hard fighting mons!

Tio - 2 CC
ROFLtahnker - 2 CC
King-Kong,Chuck Norris and Jill -> 1 DC,1 EC,2 MC and 1 KOC
Aquaman -> Same as the others,except without the KOC

Matezoide - 4 UC (Still gotta think on how to spend it....)

 

[TIO]

For a second there, I thought you were taking 2 CC from me.
GG though.

 

[Rofltanker]

More like a HAX fest but anyway, I'll have my revenge someday

GG

 

[TIO]

Lol.
We can rematch once I get my precious prizes.