Drillbur/Embrich/Gastly
HP: 87/12/90
En: 72/27/100
Other: ---/---/---
vs
Tepig/Golett/Machop
HP: 34/64/9
En: 43/69/58
Other: -2Special Attack/Badly Poisoned 2DPA(ups one round)/seeded (3 actions)
Trick Room three more rounds
Round Seven: BS HAX
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm back. Miss me much? Sorry about the last round, but Porygon-Z don't have much of a creative sense about them. Me? I was too busy dealing with some of the rather unruly inhabitants of the Colosseum. Dialgia? Tip of the iceburg. Regardless, I digress.
Dialgia started off by moving at a blindingly past speed that cut a hole in time itself, slamming his claw into Drilbur. The attack didn't actually seem to do much, however. At least, not nearly as much as the Roar of Time he unleashed last round. That was a sight to behold. Too bad you missed it. Back to the reffing, Embrich began the process of bracing himself, calling back to his training in 'Nam to help him survive any coming onslaught and keep on hitting. Machop ran forwards at Gastly, his fist cold as ice. Golett acted behind him, throwing up a stream of boulders into the air... again. How many times has this happened in the match? Oh well, the cascade of boulders cause Gastly to briefly lose his composure and cringe, which allows the cold Ice Punch to lock his body into place for... a rather long time, it appears. The falling rocks piled on top of Embrich, but he used his experiences in the Corps to shrug it off. Tepig decides to be counter-productive to his team, and charge his custom flamethrower. However much this hurts Drilbur, it actually causes it to drain electricity (lolwut), making him even slower due to all of the paperwork the EPA has just piled onto him. Drilbur coats his drill in the coal dust he's accumulated from his long, child labor law breaking career and shoves it into Machop's face, who can't handle the poor air quality and faints. Gastly is too busy being frozen/flinching/being a total n00b, and does absolutely nothing. Just as he will soon become... or has become... I need to stop references to obscure areas of pop culture...
Oh well, back from my musings. Dialgia's diamond glows again, further twisting time until it appears as if the Trick Room conditions will last for a very, very long time. Golett decides to continue trolling (get it?), and spits up a blob of toxins into Embrich's face. They would have hit, but Embrich's training in the Corps instilled in him the sense of bravery that dodging attacks is pointless. Real men don't dodge attacks. Attacks dodge them. Regardless, it hits him straight in the face, and he's not happy. In reply, he stabs Golett 37 times in the chest... err, shoots out five bullet seeds. 5 Bullet Seeds. [5(3)+3+1.5]1.5=a lot. Oh yeah, and one of them critted. The fourth wall's mind is blown. Tepig simply yawns in Gastly's general direction, bored at the display that the Americans are putting on. After all, he's terribly anti-war. Those burn too much harmful gasoline. As such, he is genuinely unimpressed as Embrich goes ballistic on the spectators, believing them to be dangerous commies, quickly earning himself a 25 kill streak and a tactical nuke that he promptly uses on Golett (see above calcs). Gastly would be getting tired. Actually, he probably is. But he's kind of busy being frozen. Yeah, sucks. Drilbur digs underneath the ground, coming up a few minutes later and delivering a nasty strike to Tepig. Coal miners need to stay employed, ya'know? Oh, and the coal dust and poison finally got to Emrich, who fainted from poisoning and CoD-induced siezures.
"Alright Dialgia, that's enough. If you aren't going to do anything but enlongate Trick Room beyond the probably length of the battle, you're going back." The emporer (this is a third person section!) dropped an Admant Orb onto the ground, where it fractured into a million pieces, releasing Dialgia back into the recesses of time.
"THIS BATTLE WILL BE FINISHED WITH NO OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE. LET THE FINAL MATCH-UPS BEGIN!"
Two more normal types appeared on the field, a Voodoll and a Togepi. Shit was about to get real.
Drillbur/Embrich/Gastly
HP: 71/KO/64
En: 59/KO/100
Other: ---/KO/Drowsy (falls asleep in one action)
vs
Tepig/Golett/Machop
HP: 15/64/KO
En: 33/69/KO
Other: -1Special Attack, +1 speed/Badly Poisoned 3DPA(ups 3 actions)/KO
Trick Room permanently