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Completed Wanderer vs EndQuote in a mixed evolution match!

Discussion in 'ASB' started by waterwarrior, Sep 2, 2012.

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  1. waterwarrior

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    Welcome one and all to the ASB arena, for the exciting return of waterwarrior battle between seasoned veterans The Wanderer and EndQuote! Let's see what the rules for this battle are!
    And now, the Pokemon that our competitors brought to duke it out!
    Without any further delay, let the battle begin!
    The Wanderer sends out his first Pokemon
    Endquote sends out and orders
    Wanderer orders
    I ref
  2. The Wanderer

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    And I was wondering when it was gonna go up...sorry, guys.

    Karamazov, you're on point! Take this Expert Belt!

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    <Awright, let's wreck these guys!>
    <Just don't get us wrecked ourselves, Mitya.>
    <Hey, what are you getting at?!>
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    Alrighty, sending out Aloe the Roselia.
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    Aloe will be holding a Life Orb.

    Dark Pulse ~ Swagger ~ Dark Pulse
    IF Light Screen AND you outspeed AND Cyclohm isn't Taunted THEN Taunt and push back.
    IF Thunder Wave AND you outspeed AND Cyclohm isn't Taunted THEN Taunt and push back

    Good gods, Nightfall, this is your worst disguise yet...
    Shut up, boss, he'll hear us
    You're using your own attacks and everythi-
    SHHH. I'm...photosynthesizing or whatever
  4. The Wanderer

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    *Biff blam pow zok*

    Rain Dance -> Protect -> Thunder
  5. waterwarrior

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    PHOTOSYNTHESIS MOTHERFUCKERS

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Super Legit Roselia and Nothing Else @ Life Orb
    HP: 90
    EN: 100
    4/2/5/2/105
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    Karamazov @ Expert Belt
    HP: 110
    EN: 100
    1/4/5/3/80

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    Action 1
    Dark Pulse -> Confusingly named Cyclohm (5 EN, 2 HP)
    RNG roll (to crit, <=625 crit) 7160 = no crit
    (11+3+(5-3)1.5) = 17 DMG

    Karamasomething used Rain Dance! (10 EN)
    It's RAAAAAAINNIN' MEN!

    Action 2
    Three-Headed Dragon used Protect! (7 EN)

    SWAG SWAG YOLO YOLO -> Karamazov (7 EN)
    But Karamazov is not an annoying teenager! It failed!

    Action 3
    Dark Pulse -> Weird name, but look who's talking (5 EN, 2 HP)
    RNG roll (to crit) 564 = crit
    (11+3+3+(5-3)1.5) = 20 DMG

    Thunder -> Totally a Grass-type, bro (7 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 8820 = no crit
    RNG roll (to para, <=3000 para) 4291 = no para
    (12+3+(5-2)1.5) = 19.5 DMG

    WAIT WTF IT'S NOT A ROSELIA AT ALL.


    I am having waaaaaaaayy too much fun with this match. And no, I am not high. I can't type up flavor after going through the shock of finding out that Aloe was actually Nightfall, so all I can do is express my feelings in GIF form.
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    Post-Round stats:
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    An Even Worse Lie Than The Cake @ Life Orb
    HP: 66
    EN: 83
    4/2/5/2/105
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    Your New Name is Bob @ Expert Belt
    HP: 73
    EN: 76
    1/4/5/3/80

    Rain (3 rounds)
  6. The Wanderer

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    <Oh bullshit, you're obviously high!>
    <Indeed. Besides, anyone could have seen that was a Zoroark.>
    <...Guys, did we just agree on something?>

    Light Screen* -> Thunder -> Hurricane

    *If Zoroark uses Taunt, use Hurricane
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    Can I steal it, boss? Pleasepleasepleaseplease-
    "Alright, alright, just this once. Later, we're going to have a talk about your kleptomania..."

    Snatch ~ Dig ~ Dark Pulse
  8. waterwarrior

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    CONTINUATION OF SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME REFFING GGOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Secret... AAAAAGENT MAAAN @ Life Orb
    HP: 66
    EN: 83
    4/2/5/2/105
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    Bob! @ Expert Belt
    HP: 73
    EN: 76
    1/4/5/3/80

    Rain (3 rounds)

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    Action 1
    LIES used Snatch! (11 EN)
    LIES used Light Screen!

    Ermahgerd! Berb's Lerght Screen was sterlin! (but pays 8 EN anyways, because rules)

    Action 2
    Red Spy used Dig! (10 EN, 2 HP)

    Thunder -> Guy that's underground (7 EN)
    But ground says noooooooo!!!

    Dig dig dig dig dig -> Dragon! Oh noez!
    RNG roll (to crit) 4856 = no crit
    (11+(4-4)1.5)(1.5) = 12 DMG

    Action 3
    Scawwee Energy thingamajig -> Karamazov.. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT ONE, DIDJA?! (5 EN, 2 HP)
    RNG roll (to crit) 1720 = no crit
    (11+3+(5-3)1.5) = 17 DMG

    Isaac -> Grr Im'ma evil Ditto! (8 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 7039 = no crit
    RNG roll (to confuse, <=3000 confuse) 6070 = no confuse
    (6+(5-2)1.5) = 10.5 DMG

    I'M SO QUIRKY AND ORIGINAL OMG LOL! I SHOULD SPAM EVERYONE'S PAGE ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE I'M SO AWESOME LIKE THAT YOLOOOOOO!!

    Post-Round stats:
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    Dark-typed Biped @ Life Orb
    HP: 55
    EN: 62
    4/2/5/2/105
    Light Screen (3a)
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    Electric/Dragon-typed quadruped @ Expert Belt
    HP: 39
    EN: 53
    1/4/5/3/80

    Rain (2 rounds)
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    C'mon, boss, this thing is as good as dead!
    "Take it easy, Nightfall. Cyclohm is going to be harder to take down than you think."

    Swagger ~ Dark Pulse ~ Night Daze
    IF successful Protect/Detect THEN Chill and push back.
    IF Light Screen THEN Taunt
  10. The Wanderer

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    Thunder Wave -> Hurricane -> Thunder
  11. waterwarrior

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    This will be reffed tomorrow. Promise <3
  12. waterwarrior

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    I said it would be reffed. I said nothing about my silly flavor, which may or not be added later.

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Nightfall @ Life Orb
    HP: 55
    EN: 62
    4/2/5/2/105
    Light Screen (3a)
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    Karamazov @ Expert Belt
    HP: 39
    EN: 53
    1/4/5/3/80

    Rain (2 rounds)

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    Action 1
    Swagger -> Karamazov (7 EN)
    RNG roll (to hit, <=9000 hit) 2167 = hit
    RNG roll (for duration, 1-3333 2 actions, 3334-6666 3 actions, 6667-10000 4 actions) 8839 = 4 actions
    Karamazov's Attack rose!

    RNG roll (to hit self, <=5000 hit) 9637 = no hit
    Thunder Wave -> Nightfall (6 EN)
    Nightfall was paralyzed! (25%)

    Action 2
    RNG roll (to hit self) 5032 = you lucky bastard
    Hurricane -> Nightfall (8 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 4987 = no crit
    RNG roll (to confuse) 8813 = no confuse
    (6+(5-2)1.5) = 10.5 DMG

    RNG roll (for full para, <=2500 para) 6934 = no para
    Dark Pulse -> Karamazov (5 EN, 2 HP)
    RNG roll (to crit) 5897 = no crit
    (11+3+(5-3)1.5) = 17 DMG
    Karamazov's confusion stage fell to 0!

    Action 3
    Karamazov snapped out of confusion!
    Thunder -> Nightfall (7 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 7985 = no crit
    (12+3+(5-2)1.5) = 19.5 DMG

    RNG roll (to para) 6168 = no para
    Night Daze -> Karamazov (6 EN, 2 HP)
    RNG roll (to hit, <=9500 hit) 7231 = hit
    RNG roll (to crit) 5962 = no crit
    (12+3+(5-3)1.5) = 18 DMG


    And it looks that, even though both are competitors are battered and bruised, Nightfall looks like he can endure a little bit more while 2 of Karamazov's heads are barely able to hang on, while the third is only in the battle through force of sheer will! Will the dragon be able to get off a quick, powerful strike to take the lead, or will Nightfall's deceiving nature allow it to survive?!

    Post-Round stats:
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    Nightfall @ Life Orb
    HP: 21
    EN: 44
    4/2/5/2/105
    Paralyzed (20%)
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    Karamazov @ Expert Belt
    HP: 4
    EN: 38
    1/4/5/3/80
    +1 Atk

    Rain (1 round)
  13. The Wanderer

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    Hurricane*/** -> Thunder** -> Thunder
    *If Zoroark uses an evasive move, use Slack Off
    **If Zoroark uses Sucker Punch, use Charge
  14. EndQuote

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    Dark Pulse ~ Dark Pulse ~ Dark Pulse
  15. waterwarrior

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    Looks like we're into an incredibly long and intense round here!

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Nightfall @ Life Orb
    HP: 21
    EN: 44
    4/2/5/2/105
    Paralyzed (20%)
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    Karamazov @ Expert Belt
    HP: 4
    EN: 38
    1/4/5/3/80
    +1 Atk

    Rain (1 round)

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    Action 1
    Hurricane -> Nightfall (8 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 1383 = no crit
    RNG roll (to confuse) 4360 = no confuse
    (12+(5-2)1.5) = 16.5 DMG

    RNG roll (for full para) 5940 = no para
    Dark Pulse -> Karamazov (5 EN, 2 HP)
    RNG roll (to crit) = irrelevant
    (11+3+(5-3)1.5) = 17 DMG


    .... Wait, that's it? No extreme display of hax turning the tide in favor of the underdog? I thought this was Anime Style Battling... whatever.

    Post-Round stats:
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    Nightfall @ Life Orb
    HP: 2
    EN: 39
    4/2/5/2/105
    Paralyzed (15%)
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    Karamazov @ Expert Belt
    HP: -13
    EN: KO
    1/4/5/3/80

    Wanderer sends out his next mon
    EndQuote orders
  16. The Wanderer

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    Well, if you like, I can have Cain and Abel +1 provide commentary.

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    <Ugh...not now...>

    Sending out Fraxure with an Amulet Coin.
  17. EndQuote

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    Not much we can do, Nightfall. You already slayed one dragon, don't worry about this one.

    Dark Pulse Spam until you go down.
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    <VAE VICTUS!>
    Scratch -> Next Round
  19. waterwarrior

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    This round requires... EPIC BACKGROUND MUSIC

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Nightfall @ Life Orb
    HP: 2
    EN: 39
    4/2/5/2/105
    Paralyzed (15%)
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    Anonicus @ Amulet Coin
    HP: 100
    EN: 100
    5/3/1/2/67

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    Action 1
    Back-breaking knee smash -> Knightfall (3 EN)
    (4+(5-2)1.5) = 8.5 DMG
    The Dark Knight fainted!


    DESHI DESHI BASURA BASURA DESHI DESHI BASURA BASURA

    (K)Nightfall: "Bane..."
    Anonicus: "Not my name, but it works for now."
    (K)Nightfall: "LEAVE GOTHAM CITY, OR I WILL SCREAM AT YOU IN MY RASPY VOICE SOME MORE RAAAAWWRRZ"
    Anonicus: "Wut?"

    DESHI DESHI BASURA BASURA DESHI DESHI BASURA BASURA

    After a lengthy fight scene, Anonicus lifts (K)Nightfall high over his head to deliver the final blow

    Anonicus: "I am Bane -- and I could kill you... but death would only end your agony - andsilence your shame.Instead,I will simply... BREAK YOU"

    Anonicus then slams his knee straight into the weakened Zoroark's spine, breaking it into two, making it doubtful if he could ever move again if EndQuote doesn't get him to a PokéCenter (not that there's really any rush, those things are fucking magic). Then, just to add insult to injury, Anonicus leans over (K)Nightfall and delivers a light scratch across his face, and the Dark-type faints.

    DESHI DESHI BASURA BASURA!

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    *Picture added at the request of Matezoide- although it is pretty damn awesome.

    Post-Round stats:
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    Nightfall @ Life Orb
    HP: -7
    EN: KO
    4/2/5/2/105
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    Anonicus @ Amulet Coin
    HP: 100
    EN: 97
    5/3/1/2/67

    EndQuote sends out his next mon
    Wanderer orders first
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    Sending out Paradox the vaguely gender-confused Kirlia, holding a Rocky Helmet.
  21. The Wanderer

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    ...touche.
    Taunt*/** -> Dual Chop -> Aqua Tail

    *If Kirlia uses Magic Coat, use Aqua Tail
    **If Kirlia uses Snatch, use Aqua Tail
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    Happy 1k, Wanderer.

    Evasive Teleport ~ Will-O-Wisp ~ Icy Wind

    IF WoW misses, push it back.
  23. waterwarrior

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    Yaay awkward phase where all aspiring Gallade must become cross-dressers and suck ass in battle!

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Paradox @ Rocky Helmet
    HP: 90
    EN: 100
    2/2/4/2/43/ -10 Eva
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    Anonicus @ Amulet Coin
    HP: 100
    EN: 97
    5/3/1/2/67

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    Action 1
    Paradox used Agilidodge! (6 EN)

    Taunt -> Paradox (10 EN)
    But Paradox avoided the insults!

    Action 2
    Dual Chop -> Paradox (5 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 1405, 3926 = no crits
    ((4x2)+3+(5-2)1.5) = 15.5 DMG = 4 DMG

    Will-o-Wisp -> Anonicus (7 EN)
    RNG roll (to hit, <=7500 hit) 5082 = hit
    Anonicus was burned!

    Burn -> Anonicus (2 DMG)

    Action 3
    Aqua Tail -> Paradox (7 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 5790 = no crit
    (6+(5-2)1.5) = 10.5 DMG = 3 recoil

    Icy Wind -> Anonicus (5 EN)
    RNG roll (to hit, <=9500 hit) 8546 = hit
    RNG roll (To crit) 5293 = no crit
    (6+(4-2)1.5)(1.5) = 13.5 DMG
    Anonicus' Speed fell!

    Burn -> Anonicus (2 DMG)


    HAHAHAHAHA KIRLIA YOU SUCK

    Post-Round stats:
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    Paradox @ Rocky Helmet
    HP: 64
    EN: 82
    2/2/4/2/43/ -10 Eva
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    Anonicus @ Amulet Coin
    HP: 75
    EN: 75
    5/3/1/2/67
    Burned (2 DPA, -3 BAP from physical attacks)
    -1 Spe
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    Paradox resents that. He's just going through a rather confusing time right now.
    Also, Fraxure should have taken damage from Rocky Helmet.
  25. waterwarrior

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    Rocky Helmet damage added in, sorry about that.

    Still your turn to order EndQuote
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