Want some pop corn with your cereal battle?

[TMan87]

Round 11:

Bench

#Teardrop
Schooling
46/0
6/5/6/6/26
Status: ENKO! +1 KOC

#Charged
Sturdy/Magnet Pull/Analytic
100/85
2/4/6[7]/3/60
Status: +1 KOC

#Beedrillite
Swarm/Sniper/Adaptability (Mega)
0/58
6/2/0/3/167
Status: Overkill'd

#Nothing
Insomnia/Super Luck/Moxie
60/47
6/2/4/1/71
Status: OK!​

//VS//​

#FireZ (used)
Swarm/Flame Body
1/54
1/3/6/4/100
Status: +1 KOC, Swarm activated, needs to cool down (1a)

Bench

#Razor
Pressure/Pickpocket
37/62
6[7]/3/1/3/125
Status: OK!

#Gardevoirite
Synchronize/Trace/Telepathy/Pixilate
0/60
2/3/8/5/100
Status: +1 KOC, KO!

#Life
Weak Armor/No Guard/Light Metal
0/19
5/4/6/3/80
Status: Overkill'd

Rolls: not even one

1st action

Volcarona cools down!

Honchkrow used Night Shade!
Damage: 10 KO!
-5 EN
[Honchkrow's Moxie]
Honchkrow's Attack rose! (n.s.a)

Honchkrow HP: 60 ==> 60
Honchkrow EN: 47 ==> 42
Volcarona HP: 1 ==> 0
Volcarona EN: 54 ==> 54

FIELD
Nothing

​

Bench

#Teardrop
Schooling
46/0
6/5/6/6/26
Status: ENKO! +1 KOC

#Charged
Sturdy/Magnet Pull/Analytic
100/85
2/4/6[7]/3/60
Status: +1 KOC

#Beedrillite
Swarm/Sniper/Adaptability (Mega)
0/58
6/2/0/3/167
Status: Overkill'd

#Nothing
Insomnia/Super Luck/Moxie
60/47
6/2/4/1/71
Status: +1 KOC, +1 Atk (n.s.a)​

//VS//​

#FireZ (used)
Swarm/Flame Body
0/54
1/3/6/4/100
Status: +1 KOC, KO!

Bench

#Razor
Pressure/Pickpocket
37/62
6[7]/3/1/3/125
Status: OK!

#Gardevoirite
Synchronize/Trace/Telepathy/Pixilate
0/60
2/3/8/5/100
Status: +1 KOC, KO!

#Life
Weak Armor/No Guard/Light Metal
0/19
5/4/6/3/80
Status: Overkill'd

EVIL-LOOKING BIRD SPOOKS SPARRING PARTNER [GONE WRONG] [GONE KO]​

Granny Pie orders with Weavile
Un passant ordinaire orders
I provide quality flavor

 

[TMan87]

Granny Pie AAAAAAAAA

 

[Granny Pie]

C'mon, Shizune! One last go!

[...]

You shouldn't have let it come to this, GP. Now I have to pick up the slack.
C'mon, Shicchan! He's still trying his hardest!

Weavile:
Endure --> Icicle Crash --> Icicle Crash
IF Honchcrow is to use Toxic, AND you have 16 or more HP, THEN use Substitute (15), and push back.
IF Honchcrow is to use Toxic, AND you have 15 or less HP, THEN use Agility (Evasive), and push back.
IF Honchcrow is to use a damaging Flying-type move, AND you are under the effects of Endure, THEN use Counter, and push back.

 

[Un passant ordinaire]

"Alright Mesrine, let's give our public some show. First of all, you'll charge your power to unleash a Sky Attack as Shizune prepares himself to Endure. Then, follow up with a good old Wing Attack. Finally, use Toxic to make him dodge it, cornering him next round. If your first Sky Attack misses, then send a Heat Wave to your opponent the next action instead. Are you ok with that?"

*gets uneasy as Misha cheers for Shizune again*

"... Mesrine?"

 

[TMan87]

as Shizune prepares himself

>himself

Do you want me te reroll everything until Icicle Crash flinches twice that badly? >:c

Misha does not approve

"On another note, reffing incoming~!"

 

[Un passant ordinaire]

*gets even more uneasy as he discovered the Weavile is a girl*

 

[Granny Pie]

Wait a minute.
Hold up.
You thought that Shizune

was a guy.

._.

WAIFUFAGGOTRY ACTIVATED

 

[Granny Pie]

 

[TMan87]

Round 12:

Bench

#Teardrop
Schooling
46/0
6/5/6/6/26
Status: ENKO! +1 KOC

#Charged
Sturdy/Magnet Pull/Analytic
100/85
2/4/6[7]/3/60
Status: +1 KOC

#Beedrillite
Swarm/Sniper/Adaptability (Mega)
0/58
6/2/0/3/167
Status: Overkill'd

#Nothing
Insomnia/Super Luck/Moxie
60/47
6/2/4/1/71
Status: +1 KOC, +1 Atk (n.s.a)​

//VS//​

#Razor
Pressure/Pickpocket
37/62
6[7]/3/1/3/125
Status: OK!

Bench

#FireZ (used)
Swarm/Flame Body
0/54
1/3/6/4/100
Status: +1 KOC, KO!

#Gardevoirite
Synchronize/Trace/Telepathy/Pixilate
0/60
2/3/8/5/100
Status: +1 KOC, KO!

#Life
Weak Armor/No Guard/Light Metal
0/19
5/4/6/3/80
Status: Overkill'd

(9840 + 1426 + 8628 + 3324 + 81 + 140 + 6847 + 4349 + 8356 + 6485)

1st action

Weavile used Endure!
Weavile braced itself!
-15 EN

Honchkrow is cloaked in a bright light!

Honchkrow used Sky Attack!
Hit: 9840 (9000) No
Weavile avoided the attack!
-11 EN

2nd action

Weavile used Icicle Crash!
Hit: 1426 (8500) Yes
Crit: 8628 (5000) No
Effect: 3324 (3000) No
Damage: (9[BAP]+3[STAB]+10[Atk]-3[Def])*1.5 = 28.5
-6 EN

Honchkrow used Heat Wave!
Hit: 3324 (9000) Yes
Crit: 81 (1250) Yes
Effect: 140 (1000) Yes
Damage: (10[BAP]+3[crit]+6[SpA]-4.5[SpD])*1.5 = 21.75
Weavile was burned!
-9 EN

BRN -2 HP

3rd action

Weavile used Agility!
Gotta go fast
-7 EN

Honchkrow used Toxic!
nope.
-9 EN

BRN -2 HP

Post-round:
Honchkrow HP ==> 31
Weavile HP ==> 11

Honchkrow HP: 60 ==> 31
Honchkrow EN: 47 ==> 18
Weavile HP: 37 ==> 11
Weavile EN: 62 ==> 34

FIELD
Nothing

​

Bench

#Teardrop
Schooling
46/0
6/5/6/6/26
Status: ENKO! +1 KOC

#Charged
Sturdy/Magnet Pull/Analytic
100/85
2/4/6[7]/3/60
Status: +1 KOC

#Beedrillite
Swarm/Sniper/Adaptability (Mega)
0/58
6/2/0/3/167
Status: Overkill'd

#Nothing
Insomnia/Super Luck/Moxie
31/18
6/2/4/1/71
Status: +1 KOC, +1 Atk (n.s.a)​

//VS//​

#Razor
Pressure/Pickpocket
11/34
6[7]/3/1/3/125
Status: BRN, no Endure (1r)

Bench

#FireZ (used)
Swarm/Flame Body
0/54
1/3/6/4/100
Status: +1 KOC, KO!

#Gardevoirite
Synchronize/Trace/Telepathy/Pixilate
0/60
2/3/8/5/100
Status: +1 KOC, KO!

#Life
Weak Armor/No Guard/Light Metal
0/19
5/4/6/3/80
Status: Overkill'd

Weavile comes back to finish the match and immediately braces itself for the round. Honchkrow doesn't attack immediately, as it is busy taking flight, only for its devastating attack to be evaded at the last second! Would the bird's Super Luck run out?
It eagerly proves otherwise as, after stomaching an Icicle Crash, its Heat Wave crits and burns its foe! A burn is especially crippling as Weavile is GP's only physical mon...
Perhaps amused to inflict as much status ailments as possible, Honchkrow tries to Toxic Weavile but the latter uses another evasive maneuver.
I believe this round sealed this match's fate, folks. The ending is up to both fighters!​

Un passant ordinaire orders
Granny Pie orders
I hax like there's no tomorrow

 

[Un passant ordinaire]

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I WANNA FINISH THIS RIGHT NOW.

ENDURE | DRILL PECK | DRILL PECK
IF THAT GODDAMN WEAVILE IS UNDER A SUCCESFUL P/E MOVE AND I'M NOT TO USE ENDURE, THEN I'LL JUST chill.
IF THAT GODDAMN WEAVILE IS UNDER THE EVASIVE EFFECT OF DIG WHEN I'M TO ACT AND I'M NOT TO USE ENDURE, THEN I'LL USE TAILWIND THE FIRST INSTANCE, FLY THE NEXT INSTANCE.

AAAAAANGERYYYYY"

"Excuse him, he's just hungry."

 

[TMan87]

Also GP stop borrowing Misha without permission, she has teammates to keep together, you know?

 

[Granny Pie]

[...]

Why does he keep looking at you like that? Maybe he thinks you're cute, Shicchan~!

[...]

He's a creep? Shicchan, you know I can't say that to him!

Weavile:
Icicle Crash --> Fake Out --> Dig

 

[TMan87]

Round 12:

Bench

#Teardrop
Schooling
46/0
6/5/6/6/26
Status: ENKO! +1 KOC

#Charged
Sturdy/Magnet Pull/Analytic
100/85
2/4/6[7]/3/60
Status: +1 KOC

#Beedrillite
Swarm/Sniper/Adaptability (Mega)
0/58
6/2/0/3/167
Status: Overkill'd

#Nothing
Insomnia/Super Luck/Moxie
31/18
6/2/4/1/71
Status: +1 KOC, +1 Atk (n.s.a)​

//VS//​

#Razor
Pressure/Pickpocket
11/34
6[7]/3/1/3/125
Status: BRN, no Endure (1r)

Bench

#FireZ (used)
Swarm/Flame Body
0/54
1/3/6/4/100
Status: +1 KOC, KO!

#Gardevoirite
Synchronize/Trace/Telepathy/Pixilate
0/60
2/3/8/5/100
Status: +1 KOC, KO!

#Life
Weak Armor/No Guard/Light Metal
0/19
5/4/6/3/80
Status: Overkill'd

(6177 + 3822 + 8052 + 4961 + 3131 + 4610 + 275 + 703 + 2225 + 8584 = 42540)

1st action

Honchkrow used Endure!
Honchkrow braced itself!
-15 EN

Weavile used Icicle Crash!
Hit: 6177 (8500) Yes
Crit: 3822 (5000) Yes
Damage: (9[BAP]+3[STAB]+3[crit]-3[burn]+10[Atk]-3[Def])*1.5 = 28.5
-6 EN

BRN -2HP

2nd action

Weavile used Fake Out!
Crit: 8052 (1250) No
Damage: (4[BAP]-3[burn]+10[Atk]-7[Def])*1 = 4 Endured!
-4 EN

Honchkrow flinched!

BRN -2 HP

3rd action

Weavile burrowed underground!

Honchkrow used Tailwind!
Tailwind (6a)
-9 EN Endured!

Weavile used Dig!
But it failed!
-10 EN ENKO!

BRN -2 HP

Honchkrow HP: 31 ==> 1
Honchkrow EN: 18 ==> 1
Weavile HP: 11 ==> 5
Weavile EN: 34 ==> 14

FIELD
(UPO) (6a) Tailwind ==>

​

Bench

#Teardrop
Schooling
46/0
6/5/6/6/26
Status: ENKO! +1 KOC

#Charged
Sturdy/Magnet Pull/Analytic
100/85
2/4/6[7]/3/60
Status: +1 KOC

#Beedrillite
Swarm/Sniper/Adaptability (Mega)
0/58
6/2/0/3/167
Status: Overkill'd

#Nothing
Insomnia/Super Luck/Moxie
1/1
6/2/4/1/71
Status: +1 KOC, +1 Atk (n.s.a), no Endure (1r)​

//VS//​

#Razor
Pressure/Pickpocket
5/14
6[7]/3/1/3/125
Status: BRN

Bench

#FireZ (used)
Swarm/Flame Body
0/54
1/3/6/4/100
Status: +1 KOC, KO!

#Gardevoirite
Synchronize/Trace/Telepathy/Pixilate
0/60
2/3/8/5/100
Status: +1 KOC, KO!

#Life
Weak Armor/No Guard/Light Metal
0/19
5/4/6/3/80
Status: Overkill'd

Granny Pie tricks his opponent into wasting Endure, stalling for a tiny bit of time.
Both contestants are on their knees, this match is (finally) coming to an end!
It's a surprise so many people are still in the arena...​

Granny Pie finishes
Un passant ordinaire finishes
I finish
Shizune is a girl

 

[Granny Pie]

Weavile:
Fake Out
IF Honchcrow is under P/E when you are to act, THEN Chill.
IF Honchcrow is to use Fly, THEN Chill.

 

[Un passant ordinaire]

"Welp. See ya around, space cowgirl."

Chill

"LET'S FINISH THIS."

 

[TMan87]

Round 13:
Fake Out KOs, Weavile has 10 EN remaining, +1 KOC

Un passant ordinaire orders with Zone
Granny Pie orders
I swear I won't be as lazy next round.

 

[Un passant ordinaire]

"THIS IS THE END."

Swift | Discharge | Swift
Balling

 

[Granny Pie]

[...]

*sigh* Parting is such sweet, nutty sorrow!
Wahaha~! Good one, Shicchan!

Weavile:
小突くx3

(I was gonna use 掘るl, but 小突く is more Shizune's speed. :D )

 

[TMan87]

I don't even know what you're ordering.
Ironically I get that 掘る would be Dig.

 

[Un passant ordinaire]

Just pretend it's a chill :^)

 

[TMan87]

Can't let you do that Star Fox. :^)

 

[TMan87]

Dig misses cause Charged Stone, Weavile ENKOs.
...Woops, I lied when I said I wouldn't be lazy. :3

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a win for Un Passant Ordinaire!​

Rewards:

Un passant ordinaire: 4CC
Honchkrow: 4MC 1KOC
Magnezone: 4MC 2KOC
Beedrill: nothing cause Day Care stuff
Wishiwashi: 4MC 1KOC

Granny Pie: 4CC
Aurumoth: 4MC
Volcarona: 4MC 1KOC
Weavile: 4MC 1KOC
Gardevoir: 4MC 1KOC

Me: 24+2 = 26UC

Thank you for playing!
Please don't do that for a while.​

 

[Un passant ordinaire]

Beedrill used the Spiral Teleportation to fight here, even though she was in the Day Care, so she doesn't get any rewards. Some lore to finish this Granny Pie

"Finally. Good game Granny, that was a fun battle! I hope you'll be there to see the incoming match between that french friend of yours and me. Dory, you're eating good tonight, you did an excellent work. Mesrine, no food for you, that'll teach you for being a jerk."

"Yayyyy!"

"WHAT?!"