Completed Waterwarrior and Pwnemon duke it out! WW Plays unfair!

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#1
dropping my previous challenge, issuing THREE identicals:

2v2 LC DOUBLES
infinite recover/chill
2 subs
ASB arena
1 day DQ
I'll be taking the second of these.
Items = On
Switch = Duh
Abilities = All
LC Doubles where one side did their research and COUNTERTEAMED! I can't imagine what sort of sick, twisted soul would manage this...​

To the Left, Pwnemon with his team:



Porygon (N) MegaHurtz

Nature: Modest (+ SpA, - Atk)
Types: Normal
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.

Abilities:
Trace:
(Can be Activated) This Pokemon can copy an ability of the opponent and replace Trace for six (6) actions. Wonder Guard cannot be Traced.
Download: (Innate) At the beginning of the match, the Pokemon analyzes the opponent and downloads data that lets it deal more damage. This Pokemon receives a one (1) stage boost on the offense that strikes an opponent’s weaker defense stat. (e.g. does more damage with special attacks when facing Aggron, which has higher Defense, and attack when facing Hypno, which has higher Special Defense. For ties, Special Attack is raised.) This boost is maintained at the end of each round.
Analytic (DW): (Innate) If this Pokemon attacks after its target during an action, its attacks have two (2) more Base Attack Power.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 1 (-)
Def: 3
SpA: 4 (+)
SpD: 3
Spe: 40
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 16

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Conversion2
Tackle
Sharpen
Conversion
Psybeam
Agility
Recover
Magnet Rise

Endure
Ice Beam
Swift

SolarBeam
Thunder Bolt
Hyper Beam


Colosshale (THE UNDERMINER) (M)

Nature: Jolly (15% increase to speed, 1 stage decrease to SpA, 22% flat acc boost to attacks)
Type: Dark/Water
Dark: Dark STAB; Immunity to all telepathic and telekinetic attacks, better performance in all darkened and especially twilight conditions. Can use any Dark-type attack regardless of Attraction.
Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious. Ice Moves have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).

Abilities:
Rebound: (Innate) When this Pokemon is released into battle, it senses the hazards the opponent has laid on the field and thrusts them to the other side of the arena where they will affect the opponent's Pokemon. The Pokemon does not suffer the effects of these hazards when it switches in.
Storm Drain: (Innate) This Pokemon lures all water attacks to itself, altering their course away from partner Pokemon. It absorbs the water and increases its Special Attack by one (1) stage. This boost is maintained at the end of each round.
Flare Boost (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon's Body can harness the heat from a burn into internal energy, fueling its mental capabilities. When Burned, the Pokemon's special attacks do two (2) more damage.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 2
Def: 2
SpA: 2 (-)
SpD: 3
Spe: 98 (+)
22% flat acc boost

moves:
Leer
Tackle
Mud Shot
Bubblebeam
Rapid Spin
Mud Bomb
Pursuit

Encore
Fake Out
Dive

Taunt
Protect
Substitute

And to my right, Waterwarrior with his team:


Riolu (Phoenix) Male
Nature: Hasty
Type: Fighting
Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions on Circle Throw, Seismic Toss, Sky Drop, Storm Throw, Submission, and Vital Throw. Superior reaction time in close quarters.

Abilities:
Steadfast: (Innate) If this Pokemon is flinched, it becomes aware of the speed difference and increases Speed by one (1) stage to make up the difference. This Speed boost is maintained at the end of each round.
Inner Focus: (Innate) When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
Prankster (DW ability, LOCKED): (Innate) The Pokemon is always prepared for engaging in sneaky tactics and trickery, giving its non-damaging attacks an increase in priority level.

Stats:
Riolu
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 69- get your mind out of the gutter (60x1.15)
+11% Acc (69^2/435)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 1/6
MC: 0
DC: 1/5

Attacks: (14 total)
Physical:
Counter
Crunch
Feint
Force Palm
Hi Jump Kick
Quick Attack
Reversal
Shadow Claw

Special:
Focus Blast
Vacuum Wave

Status:
Endure
Foresight
Screech
Substitute
Work Up


Mienfoo (Applejack) Female
Nature: Hasty (+Spe, -Def)
Type: Fighting
Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions on Circle Throw, Seismic Toss, Sky Drop, Storm Throw, Submission, and Vital Throw. Superior reaction time in close quarters.

Abilities:
Inner Focus: (Innate) When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
Regenerator: (Innate) When this Pokemon is switched out during a switch battle, it reacts to the energy in the Pokeball and (ten) 10 HP is restored. When this Pokemon Chills, it restores six (6) HP in addition to its 12 Energy.
Reckless (DW ability- LOCKED): (Innate) This Pokemon has an innately aggressive nature that lets it use all-out attacks with recoil more effectively. Recoil attacks from this Pokemon have two (2) more Base Attack Power, and recoil percentage is unaffected.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75 (65x1.15) (+13% acc)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 14

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks: (13 total)
Physical:
Pound
Fake Out
Doubleslap
Vital Throw
Knock Off
Dig
U-Turn

Special:
Swift
Focus Blast

Status:
Meditate
Detect
Calm Mind
Me First

Here's the order for this match:

Waterwarrior issues orders
Pwnemon issues orders
I ref
Pwnemon issues orders
Waterwarrior issues orders
I ref​
 

Stratos

Banned deucer.
#2
just warning you, typon also brought a riolu and i'm kicking his sorry ass

i totes should have waited for Sableye to get approved but i did not expect assdouchebaggery

go, UNDERMINER
go, MegaHurtz
 
#3
1. Yea, you COULD have waited for Sableye to get approved, but this is kind of an LC fight...
2. Well, in your battle with typon, he's incredibly reckless with his Hi Jump Kick. Myself, on the other hand, will actually have a sub for it.
3. FUCK YEEEEEEEAAAHH TEAMWORK

Phoenix: Hi Jump Kick -> U-Turn -> Hi Jump Kick (all UNDERMINER)
If UNDERMINER uses Protect on himself A1 or A3, change that action to Focus Blast (Porygon)
Applejack: Fake Out -> Focus Blast -> Fake Out (all UNDERMINER)
If UNDERMINER uses Protect on himself A1 or A3, change that action to Focus Blast (Porygon)

Now, let's see what you make of this...
 

Stratos

Banned deucer.
#4
that's actually very exploitable, brb

also action lock on your two fake outs

EDIT: okay, here we go!!!

Colosshale: Flinch (had to take one for the team) ~ Dive (Applejack) ~ Dive (applejack)

Porygon: (trace Regenerator) Hyper Beam (Applejack) ~ Psybeam (applejack) ~ Hyper Beam (applejack)

if download randomly raises SpA, Applehack is dead. If download raises Atk, Applehack is in Fake Out KO range

hee hee haw haw
 
#5
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UNDERMINER / MegaHurtz
HP: 100 / 100
Ene: 100 / 100
Spe: 98 / 40
Other: N/a / N/a​

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Phoenix / Applejack
HP: 90 / 90
Ene: 100 / 100
Spe: 69 / 75
Other: N/a / N/a​

Pwnemon...Pwned you.

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UNDERMINER / MegaHurtz
HP: 63 / 100
Ene: 78 / 69
Spe: 98 / 40
Other: N/a / N/a​

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Phoenix / Applejack
HP: 77 / 29
Ene: 86 / 85
Spe: 69 / 75
Other: N/a / N/a​

Trace (Porygon -> Mienfoo)
Porygon is now a starfish! ; -6 energy

Download (Porygon -> Riolu)
Porygon's Attack increased!

Fake Out (Mienfoo -> Colosshale)
RNG to crit: 821 (No)
Damage: 4+4.5-3=5.5 Damage ; -4 energy

Flinch (Colosshale)
This isn't even an order...

Hi Jump Kick (Riolu -> Colosshale)
RNG to crit: 2153 (No)
Damage: (13+3+4.5-3)*1.5=26.25 Damage ; -7 energy

Hyper Beam (Porygon -> Mienfoo)
RNG to hit: 4106 (Yes)
RNG to crit: 1238 (No)
Damage: 15+3+6-3=21 Damage ; -10 energy


Dive (Colosshale)
Colosshale going Stealth Mode ; -9 energy

Focus Blast (Mienfoo -> Colosshale)
AIM FOR THE WATER! ; -7 energy

U-Turn (Riolu -> Colosshale)
Even if he were surfaced, I'd not do any damage...why order a move I don't know...

Psybeam (Porygon -> Mienfoo)
RNG to crit: 8112 (No)
RNG for confusion: 7174 (No)
Damage: (7+6-3)*1.5=15 Damage ; -5 energy

Dive (Colosshale -> Mienfoo)
RNG to crit: 1848 (No)
Damage: 8+3+3-1.5=12.5 Damage


Fake Out (Mienfoo -> Colosshale)
RNG to crit: 1577
Damage: 4+4.5-3=5.5 Damage ; -4 energy

Dive (Colosshale)
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE! ; -13 energy

Hi Jump Kick (Riolu -> Colosshale)
....crap ; -7 energy ; -13.125 Damage (Riolu)

Hyper Beam (Porygon -> Mienfoo)
RNG to hit: 9551 (No)
The RNG hates you, Porygon ; -10 energy

Dive (Colosshale -> Mienfoo)
RNG to crit: 9641 (No)
Damage: 8+3+3-1.5=12.5 Damage


Totals:

Pwnemon:
Colosshale: 37 Damage ; -22 energy
Porygon: 0 Damage ; -31 energy

Waterwarrior:
Mienfoo: 61 Damage ; -15 energy
Riolu: 13 Damage ; -14 energy
 

Stratos

Banned deucer.
#6
DEAR RANDOM.ORG, FUCK YOUR MOTHER

Colosshale: Fake Out Applejack ~ Dive Riolu ~ Bubblebeam Riolu
IF mienfoo uses Detect a1, switch actions 1 and 2

Porygon: Hyperbeam Applejack ~ Psybeam Riolu ~ Hyperbeam Riolu
IF mienfoo uses Detect a1 switch actions to Psybeam Riolu ~ Hyperbeam Mienfoo ~ Psybeam Riolu
 
#7
That epic moment when Hyper Beam and Fake Out won't KO Mienfoo, and Mienfoo even has Inner Focus, letting you attack.

I'll edit in actions later, just felt like gloating.
 
#8
EDIT: great, the subs are good now. CONTINUE INNER FOCUS AWESOMENESS TO VICTORY.

Phoenix: Force Palm Collashale -> Hi Jump Kick Colloshale -> Focus Blast Colloshale
Applejack: Fake Out Porygon -> Fake Out Colloshale -> Me First Porygon
 
#9
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UNDERMINER / MegaHurtz
HP: 63 / 100
Ene: 78 / 69
Spe: 98 / 40
Other: N/a / N/a​

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Phoenix / Applejack
HP: 77 / 29
Ene: 86 / 85
Spe: 69 / 75
Other: N/a / N/a​

Nevermind.

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UNDERMINER / MegaHurtz
HP: KO / 75
Ene: KO / 54
Spe: 98 / 40
Other: N/a / Sluggish (1A)​

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Phoenix / Applejack
HP: 41 / 23
Ene: 68 / 59
Spe: 69 / 75
Other: N/a / Sluggish (1A)​

Fake Out (Colosshale -> Mienfoo)
RNG to crit: 645 (No)
Damage: 4+3-1.5=5.5 Damage ; -4 energy

Fake Out (Mienfoo -> Porygon)
RNG to crit: 1533 (No)
Damage: 4+4.5-4.5=4 Damage ; -4 energy

Force Palm (Riolu -> Colosshale)
RNG to crit: 452 (No)
RNG to paralyze: 1034 (Yes)
Damage: (6+3+4.5-3)*1.5=15.75 Damage ; Colosshale was Paralyzed! (20%) ; -4 energy

Hyper Beam (Porygon -> Mienfoo)
Flinched!


Fake Out (Mienfoo -> Colosshale)
RNG to crit: 3629 (No)
Damage: 4+4.5-3=5.5 Damage ; -8 energy

Hi Jump Kick (Riolu -> Colosshale)
RNG to crit: 5246 (No)
Damage: (13+3+4.5-3)*1.5=26.25 Damage ; -7 energy

Psybeam (Porygon -> Riolu)
RNG to crit: 4020 (No)
RNG to confuse: 5378 (No)
Damage: (7+6-3)*1.5=15 Damage ; -5 energy

Dive (Colosshale)
RNG for paralysis: 948 (Yep)
Colosshale...the RNG hates you. (Paralysis drop to 15%)


Me First (Mienfoo -> Porygon)
Mienfoo copied Hyper Beam!
RNG to hit: 7008 (Yes)
RNG to crit: 3183 (No)
Damage: (15*1.5)+3-4.5=21 Damage ; -13.75 Damage

Focus Blast (Riolu -> Colosshale)
RNG to hit: 58 (Yes)
RNG to crit: 8287 (No)
Damage: (12+3+3-4.5)*1.5=20.25 Damage ; -7 energy

Colosshale Fainted!

Hyper Beam (Porygon -> Riolu)
RNG to hit: 6887 (No)
RNG to crit: 3941 (No)
Damage: 15+3+6-3=21 Damage ; -10 energy


Total:

Pwnemon:
Colosshale: 67.75 Damage (KO) ; -0 energy
Porygon: 25 Damage ; -15 energy

Waterwarrior:
Mienfoo: -5.5 (6) Damage ; -25.75 (26) energy
Riolu: 36 Damage ; -18 energy
 
#11
Tsk tsk tsk, first Jumpluff, now random.org... You just hate everything, don't you?

Phoenix: Sky-Hi Jump Kick (HJK combo) -> cooldown (Force Palm) -> Reversal
If he uses Agilidodge A3, change that action to Vacuum Wave
Applejack: Fake Out -> Focus Blast -> Vital Throw
If he uses Hyper Beam, Dig

EDIT: Oh yeah, friendly reminder that same-move combos are x1.75 the energy cost, just in case you forget
 

Stratos

Banned deucer.
#12
GOD DAMN IT I HAD TO BE SLUGGISH THIS ACTION

a okay I take about 55 dmg a1 fuck fucky fuck fuck

YOU. YOU COUNTERTEAMING ASS

Chill ~ Psybeam + Psybeam (Mienfoo) ~ Cooldown

If you're gonna be a (BAN ME PLEASE) (BAN ME PLEASE) I'm at least getting a KOC out of this bull shit
 
#13
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UNDERMINER / MegaHurtz
HP: KO / 75
Ene: KO / 54
Spe: 98 / 40
Other: N/a / Sluggish (1A)​

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Phoenix / Applejack
HP: 41 / 23
Ene: 68 / 59
Spe: 69 / 75
Other: N/a / Sluggish (1A)​

The round begins with a cursing Pwnemon sitting across from a watching Waterwarrior...this round is going to be fun.

Applejack starts off the round with a blinding Fake Out, but it appears it was more of a Sluggish escape than to flinch. MegaHurtz is unphazed by the repeated action, and instead Chills. Phoenix prepares a Sky-Hi Jump Kick and SMACKS MegaHurtz in the face. This isn't looking good for the cyber warrior...

...I was right. Applejack launches a devastating Focus Blast at MegaHurtz...somewhere in New Guinea, a secret radiation testing facility failed. The radiation leak caused mutants to spawn from the 3rd world nation, creating starving zombies; in search of the more nourishing meat, they went for the brainless, they went for the politicians of the United States. The lack of control of the United States...didn't change much, but it caused many unorthodox events to uprise. One of these was the totaltarian government now controlled by Bratwurst, and they are commanding energy be drained. Flating tofu obeying their supreme overlord suddenly came to this very match and fired a Karmic beam at the Focus Blast, making better use of it and...HOW THE HELL DO I REF THAT? Meh, I'll just say it missed. Phoenix is cooling down while the unhurt MegaHurtz prepared a blast from the past...he tapped into the uncalcable powers of That 70's Show and fired a Psycadelic Beam at Applejack. The sheer nostalgia of the blast Knocked Out Applejack, leaving MegaHurtz to lay the Megahurt on Phoenix.

Phoenix takes this call to action and launches a Reversal, dealing modest damage to MegaHurtz...who is cooling down. He must have had a smoke with Fez before he came back to reality...

How will this match end? Will my imagination finally reach its cap? Will That 70's Show ever stop finding its way into my reffing? I can't guarantee any of these, so just shut the F**K UP and wait for the end of the match to come to find out.

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UNDERMINER / MegaHurtz
HP: KO / 13
Ene: KO / 54
Spe: 98 / 40
Other: N/a / N/a​

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Phoenix / Applejack
HP: 41 / KO
Ene: 29 / KO
Spe: 69 / 75
Other: N/a / N/a​

Fake Out (Mienfoo -> Porygon)
RNG to crit: 9499 (No)
Damage: 4+4.5-4.5=4 Damage ; -4 energy

Chill (Porygon)
Chill, Dude ; +12 energy

Sky-Hi Jump Kick (Riolu -> Porygon)
RNG to hit: 3733 (Yes)
RNG to crit: 7782 (No)
Damage: (29.25+3+4.5-4.5)*1.5=48.375 Damage ; -36 energy


Focus Blast (Mienfoo -> Porygon)
RNG to hit: 8301 (lolno)
Wow, the RNG TROLLed you ; -7 energy

Cooldown (Riolu)
Laugh at that lazor

Psycadelic Beam (Porygon -> Mienfoo)
RNG to crit: 8176 (No)
RNG for confusion: 6836 (No)
Damage: (15.75+6-3)*1.5=28.125 Damage ; -28 energy

Mienfoo Fainted!


Reversal (Riolu -> Porygon)
RNG to crit: 975 (No)
Damage: (6+3+4.5-4.5)*1.5=13.5 Damage ; -2 energy

Cooldown (Porygon)
Too cool for you...


Totals:

Pwnemon:
Porygon: 61.875 (62) Damage ; -16 energy

Waterwarrior:
Mienfoo: KO'd
Riolu: 0 Damage ; -39 energy
 

Stratos

Banned deucer.
#14
HOLY SHIT A CHANCE

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE ONE OF THOSE

Recover ~ Psybeam ~ Recover

IF Fighting type damaging move is used, replace actions with Endure ~ Agility ~ Recover as far is as applicable
IF Substitute (15) is ordered when you're using recover, use Psybeam instead ONCE and pushback
 
#15
<waterwarrior> what if i use sub/crunch/reversal

<MrL> because he's using the first sub

<MrL> it'd just be endure/agility/recover

MAKE IT SO

Substitute (15) -> Chill -> Reversal
 
#17
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UNDERMINER / MegaHurtz
HP: KO / 13
Ene: KO / 54
Spe: 98 / 40
Other: N/a / N/a​

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Phoenix / Applejack
HP: 41 / KO
Ene: 29 / KO
Spe: 69 / 75
Other: N/a / N/a​



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UNDERMINER / MegaHurtz
HP: KO / 16
Ene: KO / 23
Spe: 98 / 40
Other: N/a / Tensed (No Endure 1R)​

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Phoenix / Applejack
HP: 26 / KO
Ene: 27 / KO
Spe: 69 / 75
Other: Substitute (15) / N/a​

Endure (Porygon)
I HAVE THE POWER! ; -14 energy

Substitute 15 (Riolu)
Baddabing! ; -12 energy


Chill (Riolu)
*smoke* ahh... ; +12 energy

Agility (Porygon)
Zipadeedoodah ; -7 energy


Recover (Porygon)
Reloading (+20HP) ; -11 energy

Reversal (Riolu -> Porygon)
RNG to crit: 1550 (No)
Damage: (8+3+4.5-4.5)*1.5=16.5 Damage ; -2 energy


Total:

Porygon: -3 Damage (Heals) ; -32 energy

Riolu: 15 Damage ; -2 energy
(Substitute 15)
 
#22
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UNDERMINER / MegaHurtz
HP: KO / 16
Ene: KO / 23
Spe: 98 / 40
Other: N/a / Tensed (No Endure 1R)​

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Phoenix / Applejack
HP: 26 / KO
Ene: 27 / KO
Spe: 69 / 75
Other: Substitute (15) / N/a​



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UNDERMINER / MegaHurtz
HP: KO / 26
Ene: KO / 21
Spe: 98 / 40
Other: N/a / I'ma Bird (5A)​

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Phoenix / Applejack
HP: 26 / KO
Ene: 2 / KO
Spe: 69 / 75
Other: Substitute (15) / N/a​

Space Wave (Riolu -> Porygon)
RNG to crit: 8223 (No)
Damage: (9+3+3-4.5)*1.5=15.75 Damage ; -21 energy

Recover (Porygon)
Survived...barely ; -10 energy


Chill (Porygon)
That was close, take a chill pill ; +12 energy

Cooldown (Riolu)
DAMNIT!


Conversion2 (Porygon)
Porygon became a bird ; -4 energy

Vital Throw (Riolu -> Porygon)
RNG to crit: 1191 (No)
Damage: (7+3+4.5-4.5)*.67=6.7 Damage ; -4 energy

Totals:

Riolu: 0 Damage ; -25 energy

Porygon: +13HP ; -2 energy
 

Stratos

Banned deucer.
#23
That battle was
Why I joined ASB

Gg Gg waterwarrior and I hope to battle again on a more level playing field sometime

Edit: well darn, nvm, this battle IS the reason I joined ASB
 
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