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we need to talk

Discussion in 'Inside Poop - April Fool's Day 2011' started by cookie, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. cookie

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    no not that talk

    it seems we have all forgotten about hazerider. yeah he was a pain in the arse when he deleted qdb but god damnit, he's a human being. besides, it's starting to get rather costly keeping him in my basement and the neighbours are asking questions about the screams at night. I keep telling them I'm just a bit rough in the bedroom but when the screams become "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE" in bolded caps they're not going to believe me somehow.

    We had an agreement: 6 months and someone else takes over. It's been almost two fucking years. If this continues any longer I'm going to have to impregnate him.
  2. Swaggersaurus

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    i'll do it

    i like the guy anyway and it's (relatively) local

    how should we go about transport?
  3. monkfish

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    if i swing by cookie's house in my van tomorrow morning, we could be in scotland by noon.
  4. cookie

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    oh cool, i mean i could rent a van but i don't have a driving licence

    although if I get caught not having a driving licence is the least of my problems
  5. DM

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    don't forget the fucking straitjacket this time, we don't need another incident

    I really miss that finger
  6. cookie

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    that particular incident seems to have skipped my mind

    please elaborate while i await the mystery machine
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    Can't you all just delete him? He'd do it to you in an instant if he could.

    I will never understand European mercy.

    I mean really cookie your basement? The Tower of London was booked?
  8. DM

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    You really don't remember? It was the day after Christmas, because I was wearing that gaudy sweater with the ornaments on it. We tried to take him out for a walk on the leash and thought we'd give him a little freedom because he had been behaving himself, and the second we got outside he ate the neighbor's dog. I tried to save the little mutt and lost my left pinky in the process.
  9. cookie

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    lol i was blasted on boxing day, don't expect me to remember a thing

    but shit shit shit shit shit, he's gone





    fuck
  10. DM

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    I won't even bother to say "I told you so"












    but I fucking told you so

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