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Weed out the newbs

Discussion in 'Trou Du Cul' started by sing, Oct 6, 2009.

  1. sing

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    though my own research ive seen that about 1 out of every 7 smogon university members are associated with the marrilland forums and 1 out of every 4 somgon university member are associated with serebiiforums. what does this mean?? and why is it a big deal? well i see smogon university as that, a university! and what does a university do? allow every tom dick harry and jane into the fucking place? no FUCK THAT! they require you to prove yourself (or provide funding - more on that later). so that's why i advice that me and the top memebers of smogon univerity prepare a test similar to the SAT/ACT tests for anyone wanting to join Smogon University and if and only if they require a passing score will they be granted access to the greatness of smogon university! if a person(s) doest pass the required score, they are allowed to retake it up to 2 times, at least one month apart within six months. and after that have to wait 1 year from their last test date. this is to ensure room for everyone wanting to become smogon university members. now lets say someone comes pretty damn close to passing - im talking pullin the cock at just as it burst here - well they didnt get a passing score, but if they would be willing to pay a set amount they would be granted access to the forums. i was thinking maybe $12.45 per point. and lets say 50% goes to the big cheese chaos, 25% to me - the runner and creater of the idea, and the other 25% to the other mods and such.
  2. BlakBlastoise

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    Something tells me you would not pass the entry exam.
  3. mingot

    mingot free agent
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    Can someone edit out the bit about this person getting 25%? I really don't think we *have* to share. Additionally, who is going to negotiate with chaos to get him off of that 50%?
  4. kd24

    kd24 yo daddy musta been a drug dealer? why, cuz you're dope
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    rofl (and i liked blakblastoise's post as well)

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    big cheese
  5. Misty

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    ahahhahahah
  6. matty

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    Damnit! Our April Fools joke is ruined
  7. Glen

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    please guys if i dont get into smogon u my dad will totally kill me
  8. Malfunction

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    Brilliant. Just Brilliant.
  9. Xia

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    Would there be practice tests?
  10. Deck Knight

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    You fail the English entrance exam.

    We expect your $12.45 in the mail shortly. Don't forget postage.
  11. Steelicks

    Steelicks Come here and Battle me!
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    hahaha nicely done Dork Knight
  12. Firestorm

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    I was wondering what "I'm talking pulling the penis just before it bursts here" was supposed to be and what do you know that was basically what he said

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