What Are Your Bad Habits?

[BenTheDemon]

Please share any bad habits (that you are not ashamed of) here.

I'll start with mine:
Whenever I'm on the internet, and I don't remember/know what I wanted to do, I'll open a tab for Facebook and YouTube and not look at them.
Whenever I'm not using my hands, I will stroke my beard.
When I'm listening to music, I'll air guitar, air drum, and headbang.
When someone says something that's extremely stupid, I'll make a fart noise.
I don't pick my nose, but if I have an annoying booger, I'll put my finger on the opposite nostril and launch it.
EDIT: Oh, and I swear. A lot. Does that count?

Have fun!

V, I do that too. It pisses my parents off to no end.
No pun intended.

I bite my nails, use Donphan in OU sometimes as a spinner, eat way too much fast food, take 40 minute showers, and sometimes troll the very chat I am supposed to be moderating.

A couple days ago, I made damn sure to bring my iPhone into the shower for porn, but I totally forgot to take a wash cloth. :P

I have a bad habit of saying "umm" and straying off topic of my sentences.

This is a recording I did to Minwu as a test, but it perfectly showcases this bad habit.

 

[Relados]

I go on Smogon.

 

[Stallion]

<Frizy> for that bad habits thread
<Frizy> does masturbating constantly count?
<Frizy> idk seems like a good thing to me
<Stallion> lol

 

[Warped Worlds]

1. I procrastinate on things I don't feel like doing at the moment then I end up forgetting or end up thinking "no news is good news". I need people to nag me sometimes.

2. I like to drink soda because of the caffeine and the exciting flavor. Although I cut back a lot on it.

3. I like to talk about titties just like Frizy. (jk)

4. I shave without shaving cream because I don't have time in the morning since I'm not a morning person. Then I wonder why my face hurts and burns.

5. I like to curse and say bad things when I'm excited or with friends. When I say im excited, I mean happy or some other non neutral feeling.

6. I go to work late more than I should.

7. I tend to over think things.

8. I take things a bit too seriously.

9. Sometimes I'm impatient and I move too fast. Sometimes I should slowly ease myself and take one step at a time.

10. I am rather impulsive.

11. Im a perfectionist to a fault. This goes hand in hand with over thinking things.

12. I tend to rage and bitch when I am not feeling good. When that happens, I may say things which aren't true out of anger.

13. My guy friends and I brag and bs a lot irl.

14. Sometimes I'm stubborn.

 

[aurora]

I've been biting my nails since I was three years old and it hasn't done much for me: they've been disfigured considerably from the many years of trauma. If I were to grow them out, I highly doubt they'd look like yours. Despite this, I try to stop regularly but never can, which in turn earns the ire of my parents.

I'm also a serial procrastinator: I often leave a lot of schoolwork till the eleventh hour. I realise I have to fix this before school really picks up in the next couple of years, so I'm working on it.

 

[Navy]

I've been biting my nails since I was three years old and it hasn't done much for me: they've been disfigured considerably from the many years of trauma. If I were to grow them out, I highly doubt they'd look like yours. Despite this, I try to stop regularly but never can, which in turn earns the ire of my parents.

You're not the only one with the biting nails habit. I've also been doing it all my life as well, to the point where my skin was being ripped off and a bloody finger was an everyday thing for me. I've tried to stop as well, but it really becomes something part of you, i haven't seen anyone with the matter stop after so many years of doing it.

I tend to bite my lips a lot and the walls inside my mouth.

 

[Cresselia~~]

I like to play with my fringe when I'm reading off the screen.

 

[Lemonade]

@biting nails: nail polish. Just think about how the nail polish smells and how bad that would be for you to ingest / be in your mouth (or, just be reminded after you see your nails). It worked for me (also I'm a guy)

 

[faint]

okay yeah maybe vox but that's gay

 

[v]

 

[GaryTheGengar]

I smoke tree 24/7 and am a lazy sack of shit

 

[blitzlefan]

I cuss a lot and I procrastinate really really hard (I have about a month's worth of Physics homework that I have to do, in addition to multiple papers that I've put off).
Also, yeah, I spend way too much time on Smogon and playing L4D2. I am also incapable of taking anything seriously lel.

 

[newtonja]

I go on Smogon.

Darn took mine.
Well one interesting albiet bad habit I have is conducting every song I hear and trying to find the time signiture, all of my friends get really annoyed by it.

 

[UsernameSayWha]

i try to be funny on firebot

 

[Tobes]

this is the bad habits thread, not things you try to do that you're bad at

 

[UsernameSayWha]

im bad at it and i keep doing it

bad + habit = bad habit

 

[Celever]

UsernameSayWha has received a warning:

"Lurk More"

 

[michael]

UsernameSayWha has received a warning:

"Lurk More"

be a good samaritan and demonstrate how to lurk for him please

 

[v]

the clever celever pun wasn't good the first time, why do users continue to make it? one of firebot's bad habits, I guess )=

 

[Shiruba]

earlier my teacher put her hand on my shoulder and i nearly bit her fingers as a reflex because i fucking hate it when people touch me like that without my permission, so overreacting for one.

laughing at inappropriate moments. earlier i laughed at my mum when she was mad just because she had the most ridiculous grumpy face on. i also laughed when this chick had me backed into a corner during gym class in the seventh grade and was throwing an exercise ball at my face over and over again. could not stop.

i'm really sensitive to sounds, too, so anything spontaneous and even remotely loud or high-pitched and i'm startled; once my mum hid in the corner and jumped out and screamed at me and i quite literally jumped and i screamed but it was like with a second's delay - like, i saw her, did nothing, then jumped and screamed.

Leaf Green: Incredibly slow and dopey. It takes five seconds for it to feel pain when under attack.
looks like i found my spirit pokemon.

it's funny because my dad used to call me slowpoke all the time because i loved to dawdle, so when i was about ten i caught a slowpoke and named it after myself in commemoration.

 

[Moneyminty]

I eat before I work out then no longer feel like working out.

 

[Rugi]

1. Chomping on my own hair.

2. I tap the back of my neck impulsivley when I'm nervous or excited.

3. I never buy something unless I am absolutley satisifed with a thought of buying it. As a result I tend to ponder for hours whether I should buy a $5 game and I usually don't buy it.

4. Forgeting a game's controls during a crucial moment.

5. Read a page, click a hyperlink at the end, rinse and repeat 'till 2 am

6. Forgetting formulas for everyday stuff: converting imperial to metric, converting fahrenheit to celsius etc.

7. Just generally forgetting and remembering what I forget once it is no longer important.

 

[Cresselia~~]

earlier my teacher put her hand on my shoulder and i nearly bit her fingers as a reflex because i fucking hate it when people touch me like that without my permission, so overreacting for one.

laughing at inappropriate moments. earlier i laughed at my mum when she was mad just because she had the most ridiculous grumpy face on. i also laughed when this chick had me backed into a corner during gym class in the seventh grade and was throwing an exercise ball at my face over and over again. could not stop.

i'm really sensitive to sounds, too, so anything spontaneous and even remotely loud or high-pitched and i'm startled; once my mum hid in the corner and jumped out and screamed at me and i quite literally jumped and i screamed but it was like with a second's delay - like, i saw her, did nothing, then jumped and screamed.

Leaf Green: Incredibly slow and dopey. It takes five seconds for it to feel pain when under attack.
looks like i found my spirit pokemon.

it's funny because my dad used to call me slowpoke all the time because i loved to dawdle, so when i was about ten i caught a slowpoke and named it after myself in commemoration.

Whenever my dad puts his hand on my shoulder, I always by reflex tried to slap him and he always by reflex dodges.
Then I always say sorry and he understands.

 

[Sweep]

I bite my nails, use Donphan in OU sometimes as a spinner, eat way too much fast food, take 40 minute showers, and sometimes troll the very chat I am supposed to be moderating.

 

[aurora]

that'll tissue not to try fapping in the shower then