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what if vaginas had abilities though (very nsfw [and crass])

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Glen, Aug 7, 2010.

  1. TheMartian

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    this thread is pretty cool but as soon as someone from Serebii sees it...the pokemon vagina ability list is going to be all over the internet. You ahve created the next horrible pokemon joke.
  2. DougJustDoug

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    Well done, Glen! Funniest thread OP I've seen in a very long time.
  3. supermarth64

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    [13:20:04] <+supermarth64> should've been his 5k
  4. Jackal

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    can I soft reset for my ideal vagina?
  5. CaptKirby

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    Should have waited on that 5k eh?

    Would Flower Gift not be a vagina that surprisingly causes the flower to come back 50% of the time sunlight is involved?

    Aw an unfunny dig at me because you dislike me, so cute.
  6. Brammi

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    Yes, but you may run out of attractive possibilities if it takes to long.

    I'm also wondering what kind of Effort Values you would want on each of them. Do you really want to give 252 att to a vital spirit? Is that maybe too much?
  7. Moo

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    Hmmm... This thread intruiges me. What about items?
    Wouldnt want an encounter with a vagina with a destiny knot D:
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    Where's the best place to EV train Vaginas?

    @Mooo: Shed Shell.
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    hahhaha
  10. NESgamer

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    I thought technician would specialize with shorter, less powerful dicks.
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  12. Glen

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    yeah guys can we just pretend this is my 5k or something????

    also don't fret, you're too endearing to dislike!
  13. Blue_Tornado

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    252 evs in hp for maximum longevity
  14. Alan

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    dear lady bug, invest in nsfw tags please -.-
  15. eastamazonantidote

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    I laughed, I cried, I did both at the same time, and I got a boner.
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    Props man, xD
  18. CaptKirby

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    It is not fretting, I cannot think of any good reason you could take such a stupid dig at me, so I picked an obvious bad reason.
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    I can think of a couple good ones...
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    I can't stop laughing.
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    glen, swift swim increases chance of pregnancy

    watch out
  22. chaos

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    think about it
  23. norulz

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    well, they sorta cheated to make the :-O face
  24. Ivysaur

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    oh god this thread is just incredible
  25. HouseFantastic

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    Reading it once through is hilarious, and then pretending that it's about penises and doing it again is also hilarious.

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