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what if vaginas had abilities though (very nsfw [and crass])

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Glen, Aug 7, 2010.

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    story of your life, little man.


    story of your life.
  3. HouseFantastic

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    don't judge me

    at least I'm open about it
  4. Jumpman16

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    this is probably my favorite thread in at least two years (including my own, here is how my gigantic ego works for YOU), i love you glen
  5. Glen

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    lol fuck how did i miss this
  6. Glen

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    also i'm thinking about giving credit where credit is due and attributing the discovery of the usefulness of battle armor to mr jumpman16 ;)
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    This is brilliant. I laughed so hard.
  8. Ouro

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    Air Lock vagina should keep the vagina from making those embarrassing sounds when you push the air out
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    Ladybug, you got those in the alfabet version as well? ^^
  10. DM

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    hey man queefs are natural things, you can't stop nature

    also loved Lady Bug's post, but was disappointed not to find an xD
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    queefs are hilarious if you've ever been around for one
  12. Ouro

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    Is it a queef if you pushed the air out with your dick?
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    let's not split hairs here man, a pussyfart is a pussyfart

    and they are all giggleworthy
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    Hahahaha this thread still makes me fucking laugh to death.

    Wait, what the hell would Victory Star be?

    Other 5th gen abilities:

    Healing Heart: The magical vagina
    Herbivore: "No cock for me, please." said the Herbivore Vagina
    Bug Resistance: Eh..at least you can do it in the forest without the worry of bugs?
    Sand Throw: Ouch
    Sand Power: This is worse than Sand Stream
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    would have been the better joke
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    I'm not going to post a picture of a butthole, but you get the idea.
  17. KingEmpoleon

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    /me slaps himself around with a frozen trout.
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    Easily my favorite. I LOVE vaginas!

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    My friend always criticizes Asian women for having sideways vagina's.
    So Minus = sideways vagina
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    herbivore vag: prude
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    What
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    let sleeping good threads lie
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    the hell when did this get unlocked
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    This shit needs archived

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