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what if vaginas had abilities though (very nsfw [and crass])

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Glen, Aug 7, 2010.

  1. KidX

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    WOW... This funny!
  2. vonFiedler

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    New abilities obviously.

    Harvest: Ok, maybe this vagina has ulterior motives.

    There are more but it's not like its my thread or anything...
  3. Mike B

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    Encourage: I really hope you don't mind the fishy smell, cause you can screw me after eating me out
  4. Fatecrashers

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    seriously do i even need to make a joke for this
  5. Unbreakable

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  6. Mike B

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    Telepathy: Fuck you; I like the way I look.
  7. Gouki

    Gouki nice times all the times
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  8. Glen

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    i unlocked it recently to be subversive
  9. darkie

    darkie fuck you i wont do what you tell me
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    no i did
  10. GMLW

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    Overconfidence: This vagina is a bit too "cock-y."
  11. Alan

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    Sand Power: this vagina functions at its best at the beach

    mummify: GILF vaginas here

    iron thorns: enter with extreme caution
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  13. cookie

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    Herbivore - this pussy eats YOU
    Breakable Armor - i'd be worried if the armor wasn't breakable
  14. Mountain Dewgong

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    fuck imagine that

    a steel hymen???? phwoaaaarr
  15. DM

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  16. Staraptor Call

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    Tension: This is a good ability.
    Inconsistent: On a scale from one to ten, it hits every number.
    Analyze: "The thrust duration was too long and the coefficient of friction was too high."
  17. STEELDRAGON

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    lol, a really great thread.


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  18. Xing

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    I demand my penis thread to be unlocked.
  19. Conflict

    Conflict And who are you, the proud lord said That I must bow so low?
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    This is just pretty dang awesome.

    I laughed so hard when i read this. So damn fantastic funny.

    Keep the good work up guys!
  20. wickdaggler

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    hahahahaha
    hahaha
    haha

    :')
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  22. black_cotton

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    This thread is win made me lol a lot, let me contribute...
    Regeneration: turn back to the one of a virgin every time we switch... positions.
  23. Unbreakable

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    Oh, wait, wait, I think I got one!

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