VKCA
(Virtual Circus Kareoky Act)
I'm thoroughly enjoying this thread.
Don't shitpost, you motherfucking (BAN ME PLEASE)s
ahahahahahaha a+Worst thing I've ever done? Despite me now probably sounding like a hypocrite, I honestly don't do many bad things. Shit, the worst thing was probably what I did yesterday.
Me and two of my friends were at the park, just wandering along. We saw a child's toy, an electronic talking elephant just sat there. For some reason I picked it up, assuming it didn't belong to anyone. Then as we walked off, my friends pointed out that it probably belonged to a little, 5-6 year old girl with her mother on the swings. Instead of being smart and putting it back, I just carried on walking.
I have absolutely no idea why I was so enthralled by the toy. I'm 14, not 4. It just made really funny noises n shit, and it was so cute. We kinda just played with it for half an hour (god I'm making us sound like such lamewads... wait we are), when my friend saw the girl.
She had tears streaming down her face, shouting something along the lines of "where's nelly", the name I assume she had given the elephant (probably her mother gave it more than anything). We panicked. They hadn't noticed us. But instead of doing the smart thing, and just putting the toy in an easily accessible place where they could find it without us ever being suspected...
We decided to smash it to pieces. We ran into a quite little corner of the park where we couldn't be seen, and my friend gave me a big rock. The elephant's eyes stared into my soul, but it had to be done. I looked away, and threw the rock with all my might, smashing the elephant nearly in half. We then threw the elephant in the river, and walked out casually.
But then, to our horror, the elephant got caught in the wrong stream (there are two meanders), and its lifeless corpse flowed straight towards the girl. She started crying uncontrollably. As her mother gasped and said "who would do such a thing", we had to sneak behind them and try and casually walk away. Thankfully we weren't spotted, but I'll never forget those elephant eyes...
The only other bad thing I've done was call my principal a money grabbing capitalist cunt, but I felt that one was justified.
p mystery, tbh why the hell would you do that? She got better grades then you but that isn't a reason to jump someone and beat the shit out of them. I think you need to sort your life out.
Sorry...
I'm 11 years older than that, seems like you didn't catch the point I was trying to make and instead tried to seek too deep into the word I used. I could've used anything else for an insult. Honestly though, just mind your own business. If HE has a problem with it, HE can confront me about it.
Just look what's he's posting. As serious as this thread can go, he's just telling us he's a psychopath and he likes it. I still don't believe anything he says though, this is the internet after all. On a pokemon forum.
@Thorn: That chat log? Oh I believe you. You all look dumb as fuck, and that's believable ;)