Which is better: Dove DARK chocolate bar or Hershey's DARK chocolate bar?

[Toon]

Yassy

Maki - Volkraken

Maki - Volkraken (F).
Type: Water / Fire
Water STAB; ignores arena restrictions on Water attacks that require an external water source. Evasive Diving reduced from 6 per action Energy Cost to 5 per action.
Fire STAB; immune to burn status. Brighten Command.

Abilities: Analytic / Infiltrator / Pressure (U)

Nature: Timid (+15% Spe / +14% Acc / -1 Atk)

Stats:
HP - 110
Atk - 1 (-)
Def - 3
SpA - 5
SpD - 4
Spe - 110 (+)
Size class - 3
Weight class - 3
Total: 21

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5
KOC: 0

Attacks (53)
Level up:
Constrict
Flash
Bite
Leech Life
Reflect
Water Gun
Whirlpool
Fire Spin
Flame Burst
Scald
Destiny Bond
Dive
Power Gem
Heat Wave
Aqua Ring
Memento
Hydro Pump

Egg:
Aqua Jet
Assurance
Captivate
Scary Face
Water Pulse

TM:
Protect
Torment
Fire Blast
Will-O-Wisp
Substitute
Overheat
Flash Cannon
U-Turn
Surf
Rest
Sleep Talk
Double Team
Rain Dance
Sunny Day
Thief
Incinerate
Waterfall
Toxic
Fling
Round
Flamethrower
Swagger
Secret Power
Hyper Beam
Hidden Power [Electric]
Giga Impact
False Swipe
Payback

Tutor:
Pain Split
Snatch
Snore

Lou-ey? Lou-y? idk

Ferre (Absol ♀)

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Ferre (Absol )
Nature: Hasty ( +Speed, -Defense, +9% Accuracy —— Mega: +20% Accuracy )
Mega?: Yes

Types: Dark
Abilities: Pressure, Super Luck HA: Justified Mega: Magic Bounce

HP: 100 —— MEGA
Attack: 5 —— 6
Defen.: 1 —— 1
Sp.Atk: 3 —— 4
Sp.Def: 2 —— 2
Speed: 87 —— 133

Size: 3 (3 mega) Weight: 3 (3 mega) BRT: 18 (21 mega)

Move Counters: 0
Evolution Counters: Full
Ability Counters: 5 / 5

107 / 107 Moves Known
Aerial Ace
Assurance
Attract
Baton Pass
Bite
Blizzard
Body Slam
Bounce
Calm Mind
Captivate
Charge Beam
Confide
Counter
Curse
Cut
Dark Pulse
Detect
Double Team
Double-Edge
Dream Eater
Echoed Voice
Endure
Façade
Faint Attack
False Swipe
Feint
Fire Blast
Flamethrower
Flash
Foul Play
Frustration
Fury Cutter
Future Sight
Giga Impact
Hail
Headbutt
Hex
Hidden Power [Bug]
Hone Claws
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Icy Wind
Incinerate
Iron Tail
Knock Off
Leer
Magic Coat
Me First
Mean Look
Megahorn
Mimic
Mud-Slap
Natural Gift
Night Slash
Nightmare
Payback
Perish Song
Play Rough
Protect
Psych Up
Psycho Cut
Punishment
Pursuit
Quick Attack
Rain Dance
Razor Wind
Rest
Retailate
Return
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Role Play
Round
Sandstorm
Scratch
Secret Power
Shadow Ball
Shadow Claw
Shock Wave
Slash
Sleep Talk
Snarl
Snatch
Snore
Spite
Stone Edge
Strength
Substitute
Sucker Punch
Sunny Day
Superpower
Swagger
Swift
Swords Dance
Taunt
Thief
Thunder
Thunder Wave
Thunderbolt
Torment
Toxic
Water Pulse
Will-O-Wisp
Wish
X-Scissor
Zen Headbutt

Smogon (Weezing ♂)

Smogon (Weezing )
Nature: Quiet ( +Sp.Attack, -Speed, -10% Evasion )
Mega?: None

Types: Poison
Abilities: Levitate

HP: 100
Attack: 3
Defen.: 5
Sp.Atk: 4
Sp.Def: 3
Speed: 52

Size: 2 Weight: 1 BRT: 19

Move Counters: 0
Evolution Counters: Full
Ability Counters: N/A

20 / 73 Moves Known
Assurance
Bide
Clear Smog
Dark Pulse
Destiny Bond
Fire Blast
Pain Split
Poison Gas
Protect
Self-Destruct
Sludge
Sludge Bomb
Smog
Smokescreen
Tackle
Taunt
Thunder
Thunderbolt
Torment
Will-O-Wisp

Cassandra (Swoobat ♀)

Cassandra (Swoobat )
Nature: Timid ( +Speed, -Attack, +20% Accuracy )
Mega?: None

Types: Psychic/Flying
Abilities: Unaware, Klutz HA: Simple

HP: 100
Attack: 1
Defen.: 2
Sp.Atk: 3
Sp.Def: 2
Speed: 132

Size: 2 Weight: 2 BRT: 16

Move Counters: 0
Evolution Counters: Full
Ability Counters: 5 / 5

50 / 81 Moves Known
Acrobatics
Aerial Ace
After You
Air Cutter
Air Slash
Amnesia
Assurance
Attract
Calm Mind
Charge Beam
Charm
Confusion
Double Team
Dream Eater
Embargo
Endeavor
Energy Ball
Fake Tears
Flash
Flatter
Fly
Future Sight
Giga Drain
Gust
Gyro Ball
Heart Stamp
Heat Wave
Helping Hand
Hidden Power [Fighting]
Hyper Beam
Imprison
Knock Off
Light Screen
Odor Sleuth
Pluck
Protect
Psych Up
Psychic
Psyshock
Rain Dance
Reflect
Rest
Roost
Safeguard
Shadow Ball
Signal Beam
Skill Swap
Sky Attack
Sleep Talk
Snore
Stored Power
Substitute
Sunny Day
Super Fang
Supersonic
Swagger
Synchronoise
Taunt
Telekinesis
Thief
Thunder Wave
Torment
Toxic
Trick
Trick Room
U-turn
Zen Headbutt

Lord British (Monferno ♂)

Lord British (Monferno )
Nature: Hasty ( +Speed, -Defense, +15% Accuracy )
Mega?: None

Types: Fire/Fighting
Abilities: Blaze HA: Iron Fist

HP: 100
Attack: 3
Defen.: 1
Sp.Atk: 3
Sp.Def: 2
Speed: 94

Size: 2 Weight: 2 BRT: 16

Move Counters: 0
Evolution Counters: 8 / 9
Ability Counters: 4 / 5

19 Moves Known
Acrobatics
Assist
Counter
Ember
Encore
Endure
Fake Out
Fire Blast
Fire Punch
Flame Wheel
Flamethrower
Fling
Focus Punch
Fury Swipes
Grass Knot
Incinerate
Leer
Nasty Plot
Plot
Scratch
Slack Off
Substitute
Taunt
Torment
U-turn
Will-O-Wisp

LouisCyphre Send Equip
YellowAdminSilver Equip Order
LouisCyphre Order
i Toon

 

[LouisCyphre]

Oh, I was hoping you'd bring your Absol. We could've had a playdate!

The closest mon to yours in movepool is going to be...

Cassandra @ Macho Brace
Klutz toggled OFF

 

[YellowAdminSilver]

"Maybe next time? When mine isn't super un-prepared ._."

"You know that I can hear you?"

Sending out Maki the Volkritter @ Exp. Share!
Fire Blast - Power Gem - Fire Blast
[IF] Calm Mind is used, use Snatch on the first and second instances, Torment on the third, restarting queue each time.
[IF] Light Screen is used [AND] Light Screen is not on your side of the field, use Snatch that action instead and push back.
[IF] a D/E move is used [AND] not in a combination [AND] not suspended [AND] you are slower, use Dive on the first instance, Aqua Ring on the second, Dive on the third and restart queue.​

 

[LouisCyphre]

You forgot something awfully important!

Cassandra - Taunt | Calm Mind | Calm Mind

(Toon-y poo)

 

[Toon]

#Macho Brace
unaware||~||klutz
100/100
1/2/3/2/132[66]
Status: OK!
​

#EXP Share
Analytic||~||Infiltrator||~||Pressure
110/100
1/3/5/4/110
Status: OK!

Things aren't that simple....​

Calcs

YAS uses Fire Blast
Crit: 9019/10000 [625 or lower]
Effect: 2928/10000 [9000 or lower] no
Damage: (11[BAP]+3[STAB]+7.5[Spa]-3[SpD])=18.5
-7en

LOU uses Taunt
-10en

2nd ACTION

YAS uses Power Gem
Crit: 7124/10000 [625 or lower]
Damage: (8[BAP]+7.5[SpA]-3[SpD])*1.5=18.75
-6en

LOU uses Calm Mind
Simple and Macho= +3SpA +3SpD
-6en

3rd ACTION

YAS uses Fire Blast
Crit: 7528/10000 [625 or lower]
Effect: 6947/10000 [9000 or lower] no
Damage: (11[BAP]+3[STAB]+7.5[Spa]-3[SpD])+(-6)=12.5
-7en

LOU uses Calm Mind
Simple and Macho= +3SpA +3SpD
-10en

TL;DR
LOU -50HP -26EN
YAS -0HP -20EN

#Macho Brace
unaware||~||klutz
50/74
1/2/3/2/132[66]
Status: +6 SpA, +6 SpA
​

#EXP Share
Analytic||~||Infiltrator||~||Pressure
110/80
1/3/5/4/110
Status: Taunt(3a)

LouisCyphre Order
YellowAdminSilver Order
i Noot​

 

[LouisCyphre]

Cassandra - Klutz OFF

Cassandra - Stored Power | Stored Power | Stored Power
IF Maki is to use U-turn AND It is not action 3 AND Maki has more than 36 HP remaining, THEN perform Fly
IF Maki is to use a Combo containing Payback on Action 2 AND you did not successfully use Protect the previous action THEN perform Protect
IF Maki is to use a Combo containing a Damaging Priority Attack AND you did not successfully use Protect the previous action THEN perform Protect

 

[YellowAdminSilver]

"pleasepleaseplease tell me I didn't miscalc this ._."

Assurance - Assurance + Assurance - Cooldown (Aqua Jet + Aqua Jet)

EDIT: Also pls don't let doggie see this battle or I'm having the gym taken away orz​

 

[Toon]

#Macho Brace
unaware||~||klutz
50/74
1/2/3/2/132
Status: +6 SpA, +6 SpA
​

#EXP Share
Analytic||~||Infiltrator||~||Pressure
110/80
1/3/5/4/110
Status: Taunt(3a)

Simple and Clean​

Calcs

LOU uses Stored Power
Crit: 746/10000 [625 or lower]
Damage: (20motherfucking6[BAP]+3[STAB]+4.5[SpA]-6[SpD])+(12)=39.5
-6en

YAS uses Assurance
Crit: 8848/10000 [625 or lower]
Damage: (6[BAP]+1.5[Atk]+2[Ana]-3[Def])*1.5=9.75
-8en

2nd ACTION

LOU uses Stored Power
Crit: 5033/10000 [625 or lower]
Damage: (26[BAP]+3[STAB]+4.5[SpA]-6[SpD])+(12)=39.5
-10en

YAS uses Assurance+Assurance
Crit: 8848/10000 [625 or lower]
Damage: (13.5[BAP]+1.5[Atk]+2[Ana]-3[Def])*1.5=21
-49en

3RD ACTION

LOU uses Stored Power
Crit: 3086/10000 [625 or lower]
Damage: (26[BAP]+3[STAB]+4.5[SpA]-6[SpD])+(12)=39.5
-14en

YAS uses Cooldown

TL;DR
LOU -31HP -20EN
YAS -119HP -55EN

#Macho Brace
unaware||~||klutz
19/54
1/2/3/2/132
Status: +5 SpA, +5 SpA
​

#EXP Share
Analytic||~||Infiltrator||~||Pressure
KO/25
1/3/5/4/110
Status: OK!

YellowAdminSilver +1CC; Simple'd +4mc
LouisCyphre +1CC; Simpler +3mc +1koc
I learn to read moves... and get 3uc​