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#YOLOSWAG

Discussion in 'BW Other Teams' started by TROP, Apr 1, 2013.

  1. TROP

    TROP *tips fedora*
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    SWAG TEAM
    if only you saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want you so desperately
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    Warning: Don't use this team if you don't want to end up like CBTerrakion and have no friends.

    This team is 100% skill(unlike those silly stall teams people like so much) and designed to always win. I easily got to 1500+ on PO ladder once , showing them how broken Liepard truly is. They even thought about banning it. Clearly my influence in Pokemon comes a long way. #ifuckingrule I am now here to teach you all the absolute skill and talent that is: $W4G.

    The main strategy for this team is spamming swagger and foul play to eliminate everything (this is viable in all tiers, but posting it in ru because it started there), and if you need to, sweep with scraggy unrivaled power and coverage or outstall everything with Tropius.

    Hold my Swag:
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    CRUNCHY JOE (Pineco) @ Berry Juice
    Trait: Sturdy
    Level: 1
    - Stealth Rock
    - Spikes
    - Pain Split
    - Rapid Spin

    Pineco is the brilliant deconstruction of the hazard and spinning genre. The relationship between Berry Juice and Sturdy is simply heartwarming. The art that is Rapid Spin can be compared to the big names such as Starmie and Excadrill, and is nothing short of excellent. Pineco is the masterpiece of this generation and without I would have ended my life in an early suicide.


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    Liepard @ Leftovers
    Trait: Prankster
    EVs: 252 HP / 72 SDef / 184 Spd
    Jolly Nature
    - Substitute
    - Swagger
    - Foul Play
    - Thunder Wave

    If you don't know how this thing works by now, you must have never heard of this glorious set that will make your opponent rage. Evs are to outspeed up to Sigilyph because honestly there is nothing relevant after that or something that you should be trying to take on with this guy. Just spam swagger and sub to make your opponent rage; Spam foul play when behind a sub because Liepard can't take a hit at all to kill everything. This guy is a staple for all swag teams


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    Uxie @ Leftovers
    Trait: Levitate
    EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spd
    Jolly Nature
    - Substitute
    - Thunder Wave
    - Swagger
    - Foul Play

    Uxie is just filler as its here just because its fast and bulky and learns the appropriate moves in Twave, Swag, and Foul Play. Because Uxie is so bulky its extremely annoying for teams to face and by far a better swag user than lol Liepard. Like the other Pokemon in this team, this requires some luck to do anything but most of the time it will do a lot of damage to opposing teams. Even if they break out of parafusion, Foul Play still hits them for a lot of damage.

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    Han Solo (Scraggy) @ Eviolite
    Trait: Shed Skin
    EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spd
    Jolly Nature
    - Dragon Dance
    - Hi Jump Kick
    - Crunch
    - Drain Punch


    Hoes on my dick cause i look like scraggy
    Hoes on my dick cause the sex is craggy
    Bitches know what to do when I raise my hand
    Slap 'em hoes til' i leave a brand
    Fuck the police, I'm a motherfucking rock star
    Rebellion and disobedience make my motherfucking cock hard
    I'm shining like a star, you can't stop my shine
    I'm loving RU, my heads in the sky
    I'm Scraggy, DD Scraggy
    I'm DD Scraggy
    I'm DD Scraggy, Scraggy

    Dragon Dance Scraggy can do work in RU because of teams being completely unprepared for its combination of bulk and power. After a single Dance, Scraggy is hitting hard with HJK and Crunch and can outspeed a good amout of Pokemon in the tier. Drain Punch allows Scraggy to take advantage of its bulk by giving it more health to take on priority attacks such as Gatr's Aqua Jet. Scraggy can also beat hail teams by himself if given the chance.

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    ur a faget (Tropius) @ Sitrus Berry
    Trait: Harvest
    EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spd
    Bold Nature
    - Substitute
    - Leech Seed
    - Air Slash
    - Protect

    This shit will stall the shit out of you and with Swag support, will make you want to tear your hair out. Between Sub, Seed, Sitrus, and Protect this can literally outstall anything provided it can get up a Substitute. Pokemon like Sceptile or Lilligant take heavy chunks from Air Slash and can be slowed down or Swaggered by Liepard if things get out of hand. This mon is named after what your opponent will think of you if you send this guy out and swagger+ foul played something to death.




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    Quagsire @ Leftovers
    Trait: Unaware
    EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spd
    Impish Nature
    - Earthquake
    - Toxic
    - Swagger
    - Recover

    With Swagger being one of the main moves on this team, an answer to stuff that can get out of control easily with attack boosts like Entei, Klinklang, Aggron, and the mighty metang was totally needed. Earthquake is to hit everything quag is supposed to check for at least a 2hko(unless it is running a ps suggested spread for no reason[seriously, phsysically defensive klinklang is not something you should be using when it is supposed to sweep]). Recover is to be a god and never die against stuff this is supposed to check, unless you get hit by a random toxic Swagger is to keep the gimmick of the team going on, and because it does no real harm when Quag uses it. Toxic was chosen over Scald because it means opponents will die faster from swagger and makes Tropius stalling easier to pull off.


    Threatlist
    Bad Luck: This should in theory be able to fuck up a luck based team like this , but I have godlike luck so this is never a problem #goml
    PS: It likes to crash when I'm using this team.
    Cinccino: Because it means Pineco is useless for the match and makes wearing down with hazards+confusion harder.
    Aerodactyl: Read Cinccino, but it will have a hard time bringing down Quag or Uxie.
    Pupitar: Too sexy.
    Own tempo offensive Lickilicky: Immune to swag and can actually do some massive damage to my team. This is almost as real as Santa Claus.

    SWAG ME OUT

    importable (open)
    GOD (Pineco) @ Berry Juice
    Trait: Sturdy
    Level: 1
    - Stealth Rock
    - Spikes
    - Pain Split
    - Rapid Spin

    Liepard @ Leftovers
    Trait: Prankster
    EVs: 252 HP / 72 SDef / 184 Spd
    Jolly Nature
    - Substitute
    - Swagger
    - Foul Play
    - Thunder Wave

    Uxie @ Leftovers
    Trait: Levitate
    EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spd
    Jolly Nature
    - Substitute
    - Thunder Wave
    - Swagger
    - Foul Play

    Han Solo (Scraggy) @ Eviolite
    Trait: Shed Skin
    EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spd
    Jolly Nature
    - Dragon Dance
    - Hi Jump Kick
    - Crunch
    - Drain Punch

    ur a faget (Tropius) @ Sitrus Berry
    Trait: Harvest
    EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SDef
    Bold Nature
    - Substitute
    - Leech Seed
    - Air Slash
    - Protect

    Quagsire @ Leftovers
    Trait: Unaware
    EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spd
    Impish Nature
    - Earthquake
    - Toxic
    - Swagger
    - Recover

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