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<shade> nah thats like fishing in a like with <shade> wait i <shade> what <shade> my backspace key <shade> is pressin enter <shade> what the fuck Submitted by cookie on May 14, 2013 07:03PM Jellicent: a ho stalling in bed is like a taxi driver taking the scenic route Jellicent: you make more off one person, but could've done better if you picked up another in that time Jellicent: come to think of it, both charge you based on how soon you get off... Jellicent: and both tend to be dangerous rides... Submitted by verbatim on May 11, 2013 09:00PM <Solace> you can ride one of the new pkmn <Solace> in the game <Oglemi> yeah the goat <Oglemi> that looks so funny <Solace> riding a goat.,,, <Solace> i just....... <Phi> yeah... <Phi> france smh Submitted by Oglemi on May 11, 2013 03:50PM aldarOFF: NAAN IS INDIAN BREAD YOU EAT WITH THE CURRY AND IT IS HEAVEN IN FLUFFY, BUTTERY FORM aldarOFF: I CAN FORGIVE WHITE PEOPLE BUT HOW DO YOU AS AN ASIAN NOT KNOW WHAT NAAN IS GREATSAGE GreatSage: INDIANS ARE ETHNICALLY CLOSER TO CAUCASIANS THAN TO EAST ASIANS ANYWAY Submitted by verbatim on May 06, 2013 05:27PM GRIDDO: stop being racist theres africans on the server Submitted by Rodan on Apr 28, 2013 05:10AM <&macle> hawkstar is a virgin <&macle> y/n <@Hawkstar> yes <@Archipelago> im a virgin too <@Hawkstar> I should ho[pe <@Archipelago> its ok hawkstar we will lose our virginities together <@Archipelago> not together together <@Archipelago> but like <@Archipelago> ok <@Archipelago> nvm Submitted by comatthew6 on Apr 23, 2013 11:27PM Theorymon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Comic_Chat verbatim: theorymon why verbatim: did you revive it Theorymon: because its 4/20 Theorymon: this is the closest thing I get to drugs Submitted by verbatim on Apr 20, 2013 04:08PM Zarel: "pokemon rule 34" -> related topics: "35", "33" Zarel: yes, because clearly I'm looking for numbers, Bing Submitted by verbatim on Apr 17, 2013 02:59PM [23:13] <Jimera0> lost my gold and my sister won't let me touch her crystal Submitted by Yilx on Apr 14, 2013 11:15PM 21:53 FireMage chaos_no_highlight 21:53 FireMage Oh 21:53 FireMage my bad 21:53 *** chaos_no_highlight is now known as fuck_you Submitted by nyttyn on Apr 14, 2013 06:55PM [18:25] <@locopoke> you know [18:25] <@locopoke> whenever i watch other animes [18:25] <@locopoke> or anything [18:25] <@locopoke> i always think of things in terms of one piece [18:25] <@locopoke> like the other day i randomly saw a pokemon anime picture [18:25] <@locopoke> of an alakazam grabbing a gengar [18:25] <@locopoke> and my first thought was [18:26] <@locopoke> "he must be using armament haki" [18:26] <%yondie> lmao [18:26] <@elevator_music> lol [18:27] <@Tobes> hahahaha Submitted by Tobes on Apr 14, 2013 03:46PM jonathanrp: I am fapping don't hl me. Melee_Mewtwo: jonathanrp is fapping? jonathanrp: n Melee_Mewtwo: why did you type it then? jonathanrp: fire embleming Melee_Mewtwo: o jonathanrp: which is arguably just as important Melee_Mewtwo: *better Submitted by Organization Member XIV on Apr 09, 2013 03:26PM Hugendugen: am I the only one that bred pokemon and then made them breed with their own mother to see if the baby would be all messed up? Hugendugen: I legitimately thought that was why some of my pokemon would hit themselves in confusion more than others Submitted by verbatim on Apr 06, 2013 08:12PM ]Relados: or maybe you could trade in a pokemon from gen1 to gen2, have it breed for two generations, trade the grandparent back to gen1, trade one of the grandchildren back to another gen1 game and have the child murder its own grandparent Submitted by verbatim on Apr 06, 2013 08:11PM <Lugiatina> Gamefreak must really love Mewtwo <Lugiatina> Because it's been 15 years and all of a sudden... BAND <Lugiatina> *BANG <+Mat> BAND <~WildEep> that explains the spontaneous music Submitted by TheMantyke on Apr 06, 2013 07:55PM Canis_Majoris: Why would Gardevoir lose legs on evolution from Kirlia Matezoide: Wait, i think you can see them in Conquest too Matezoide: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/a/a1/PCP282.png Matezoide: Same reason Servine lost his arms/legs Canis_Majoris: to become a snake? • Matezoide shrugs Canis_Majoris: so gardevoir is a snake Canis_Majoris: good to know Submitted by Unoriginal Name on Apr 06, 2013 02:14PM [14:05] <aldaron> kd24 is cunt trash and a failed abortion and should die via ulcer seeping stomach acids into his testicles [14:05] <kd24> maybe but at least im a pkmn champion Submitted by phoopes on Apr 04, 2013 08:48PM [17:59] <+WaterBomb> OMG [17:59] <+WaterBomb> OMG [17:59] <+WaterBomb> WOW [17:59] <+WaterBomb> THAT WAS SCARY [17:59] <+WaterBomb> AF [17:59] <+WaterBomb> that is the last time I walk around my apartment without a towel [18:00] <+QoR> wb keeps telling us how naked he is ;D [18:00] <+WaterBomb> let's just say my cat likes to swat at dangling objects... Submitted by Tobes on Mar 29, 2013 03:02PM [01:06] <&chaos|away> goddamn i dont get all of these "milf" searches [01:06] <&chaos|away> who wants to see 40 year old women bleh [01:06] <&chaos|away> give me college girls [01:06] <@jonathanrp> lol [01:07] <@jonathanrp> gotta go younger imo Submitted by Rodan on Mar 27, 2013 03:08PM <shade> one of the questions on my biodiversity module paper <shade> was just a picture of a manatee <shade> and it said <cookie> nah i know man <shade> 'what is this' <cookie> sorry bad joke <Magnitude> shade that cant be true lol <shade> it can <shade> i sat the fucker <Magnitude> that's like one step up from 'what are birds?' <shade> yeah.. <shade> i got it wrong <shade> i forgot what it was <Solace> what are birds? <Solace> we just dont know <shade> so i just put whale Submitted by cookie on Mar 18, 2013 07:02PM { 20:36 } <Magnitude> maybe if i pray hard enough woodchuck will choke on his dinner one day and die { 20:36 } <woodchuck> really { 20:36 } <woodchuck> i thought you had had enough of my gags Submitted by V4Victini on Mar 18, 2013 05:40PM bmelts: however however, EA has approximately seventy brazillion lawyers on retainer who will make your life a living hell if you attempt to extract a lawsuit from this bmelts: i doubt we'll see any meaningful class-action suits in this regard Hugendugen: seventy brazilian lawyers is approximately one american lawyer bmelts: no, brazillion bmelts: an exceedingly large number ibojangles: QUEM FALA LITIGATOR Submitted by verbatim on Mar 16, 2013 11:20PM <pookar> why cant you be niice to me like your boyfriend <%Yeti> why can't you be run through 50 different meat grinders each coated in salt and lemon juice and as many stds as possible Submitted by Walrein on Mar 15, 2013 01:02AM DoomVendingMachine: we don't need no swear filter here DoomVendingMachine: we are MEN DoomVendingMachine: men with POKEMON Submitted by rileydelete on Mar 14, 2013 06:15AM <Solace> so when they announce the new pope can we kinda treat him like a substitute teacher? like “naw man pope benedict let us have sex before marriage all the time it’s totally cool” Submitted by cookie on Mar 12, 2013 05:48PM |
