Quote number 1136
00:02 Jellicent there was a cop in the parking lot
00:02 Jellicent and a guy with a chainsaw, but i've grown used to him now
00:03 locopoke yeah so..
00:03 locopoke as soon as you kick her and drive away
00:03 locopoke the chainsaw guy will come at her
00:03 locopoke and the cop will arrest him
00:03 locopoke nobody will care about you
00:03 Jellicent nah, he's there all the time
00:03 butt nah, he's there all the butt
00:04 Jellicent he drives around in circles, then walks around with a chainsaw
00:04 Jellicent then drives off
00:06 verbatim you either live in the best or the worst neighborhood
00:06 verbatim of all time
00:06 Jellicent south philly is kinda... both?
00:06 verbatim come to think about it, i've probably scared a good number of people w/ my martial arts
00:06 verbatim people drive by
00:06 verbatim and i'm doing a form with a metal blade
00:06 verbatim in the front yard
00:07 verbatim the chainsaw guy
00:07 verbatim probably has something logical driving his actions
00:07 verbatim "hopefully"
00:08 Jellicent i've never seen him harm somebody
00:08 Jellicent at first i thought he was a threat
00:08 Jellicent but, now, he's kinda similar to banjo bob in my eyes
00:08 Jellicent he's just a guy that chills there
00:08 Jellicent but, instead of the banjo, it's a chainsaw
00:08 Jellicent or is it banjo bill?
00:09 Jellicent either way, he's charming
00:09 verbatim i'm not quite sure how to respond to that
00:11 Jellicent it's kinda an up and down kind of neighborhood
00:11 verbatim is he a lumberjack?
00:11 Jellicent but, once you get used to it, it's sweet, in a way
00:11 Jellicent i don't think so
00:11 Jellicent there's not really anything wooden in that parking lot...
00:11 butt there's butt really anything wooden in that parking lot...
00:11 verbatim so he just hangs around in a parking lot every day
00:12 verbatim with a chainsaw
00:12 Jellicent just at night
00:12 Jellicent and on occasion
00:12 Jellicent i'm sure he has other places to be as well
00:13 Jellicent the first time i saw him, i raised my 3-liter defensively and backed away
00:13 Jellicent but, now it's at the point where i just give him a nod
00:13 Jellicent like, you do you, boo
Submitted by verbatim on Aug 31, 2012 10:28PM