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#1260 -(-1)+ [X]

{ 14:58 } <Solace> do any of u guys watch orphan black
{ 14:58 } <Solace> bc a) you should
{ 14:58 } <Solace> b) why arent you watching RIGHT NOW
{ 14:59 } <Limi> solace how you been
{ 14:59 } <biggie> wtf is orphan black
{ 14:59 } <V4> Cause taking advice from Solace goes against my morals
{ 14:59 } <Solace> it's the best show
{ 14:59 } <Solace> like
{ 14:59 } <Solace> actually amazing
{ 14:59 } *** imanalt quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) Mibbit@synIRC-A681052C.hsd1.vt.comcast.net
{ 14:59 } <biggie> what is it about
{ 14:59 } <Solace> it's about clones
{ 14:59 } <biggie> orphaned negroes?
{ 14:59 } <biggie> o
{ 14:59 } <biggie> i was way off

Submitted by V4Victini on Jun 11, 2013 12:00PM

#1259 -(2)+ [X]

<Snowflakes> not even the tranny board has that many traps
<mike> man trap gifs are the worst
<Aurora> what's a trap gif
<Aurora> brb googling
<Snowflakes> no
<Snowflakes> don't
<Snowflakes> seriously
<verbatim > k
<verbatim> have fun
<verbatim > see you soon

...


<Aurora> OH FUCK
<Snowflakes> rofl
<Aurora> FUCK FUCK FUCK

Submitted by verbatim on Jun 09, 2013 07:48PM

#1258 -(1)+ [X]

<@THE_IRON_KENYAN> great sage cant coax anyone to anything
<@THE_IRON_KENYAN> hes like ben stein without the personality

Submitted by Atticus on Jun 07, 2013 08:43PM

#1256 -(6)+ [X]

<Theorymon> also one time I had to ban someone
<Theorymon> because they linked to this rule 34 page
<Theorymon> where dishwasher soap
<Theorymon> was having sex with pancakes

Submitted by verbatim on Jun 05, 2013 09:29PM

#1257 -(1)+ [X]

<TFC> also do people really say third world problems
<TFC> that sounds pretty bad lol
<@jonathanrp> i have aids and there's no water to drink #thirdworldproblems
<ladysalamence> im dying
<TFC> id rather call those
<ladysalamence> is that a first world
<TFC> "actual problems"
<ladysalamence> or third world problem
<asbdsp> got shot and had my corpse looted for no reason #thirdworldproblems

Submitted by Organization Member XIV on May 30, 2013 06:10PM

#1255 -(7)+ [X]

[23:54:01] Mau06: todos aqui son putos me la pelan frikis de mierda all are sons of a bitch FUCK

Submitted by Tobes on May 27, 2013 08:55PM

#1254 -(-8)+ [X]

[15:27] <&Pocket> i wanna whistler
[15:27] <&Pocket> turns me on
[15:28] <&Pocket> whistle me a tune, honey~
[15:30] <&Pocket> yea, i'm like a songbird
[15:30] <&Pocket> i find my suitable mate by their whistling technique
[15:30] <&Pocket> if they whistle a tune that ruffles my garfield then she's the one

Submitted by Solace on May 27, 2013 09:57AM

#1253 -(2)+ [X]

<shade> nah thats like fishing in a like with
<shade> wait i
<shade> what
<shade> my backspace key
<shade> is pressin enter
<shade> what the fuck

Submitted by cookie on May 14, 2013 07:03PM

#1251 -(0)+ [X]

Jellicent: a ho stalling in bed is like a taxi driver taking the scenic route
Jellicent: you make more off one person, but could've done better if you picked up another in that time
Jellicent: come to think of it, both charge you based on how soon you get off...
Jellicent: and both tend to be dangerous rides...

Submitted by verbatim on May 11, 2013 09:00PM

#1252 -(-1)+ [X]

<Solace> you can ride one of the new pkmn
<Solace> in the game
<Oglemi> yeah the goat
<Oglemi> that looks so funny
<Solace> riding a goat.,,,
<Solace> i just.......
<Phi> yeah...
<Phi> france smh

Submitted by Oglemi on May 11, 2013 03:50PM

#1250 -(7)+ [X]

aldarOFF: NAAN IS INDIAN BREAD YOU EAT WITH THE CURRY AND IT IS HEAVEN IN FLUFFY, BUTTERY FORM
aldarOFF: I CAN FORGIVE WHITE PEOPLE BUT HOW DO YOU AS AN ASIAN NOT KNOW WHAT NAAN IS GREATSAGE
GreatSage: INDIANS ARE ETHNICALLY CLOSER TO CAUCASIANS THAN TO EAST ASIANS ANYWAY

Submitted by verbatim on May 06, 2013 05:27PM

#1248 -(12)+ [X]

GRIDDO: stop being racist theres africans on the server

Submitted by Rodan on Apr 28, 2013 05:10AM

#1249 -(6)+ [X]

<&macle> hawkstar is a virgin
<&macle> y/n
<@Hawkstar> yes
<@Archipelago> im a virgin too
<@Hawkstar> I should ho[pe
<@Archipelago> its ok hawkstar we will lose our virginities together
<@Archipelago> not together together
<@Archipelago> but like
<@Archipelago> ok
<@Archipelago> nvm

Submitted by comatthew6 on Apr 23, 2013 11:27PM

#1247 -(2)+ [X]

Theorymon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Comic_Chat
verbatim: theorymon why
verbatim: did you revive it
Theorymon: because its 4/20
Theorymon: this is the closest thing I get to drugs

Submitted by verbatim on Apr 20, 2013 04:08PM

#1246 -(6)+ [X]

Zarel: "pokemon rule 34" -> related topics: "35", "33"
Zarel: yes, because clearly I'm looking for numbers, Bing

Submitted by verbatim on Apr 17, 2013 02:59PM

#1245 -(7)+ [X]

[23:13] <Jimera0> lost my gold and my sister won't let me touch her crystal

Submitted by Yilx on Apr 14, 2013 11:15PM

#1244 -(17)+ [X]

21:53 FireMage chaos_no_highlight
21:53 FireMage Oh
21:53 FireMage my bad
21:53 *** chaos_no_highlight is now known as fuck_you

Submitted by nyttyn on Apr 14, 2013 06:55PM

#1243 -(-1)+ [X]

[18:25] <@locopoke> you know
[18:25] <@locopoke> whenever i watch other animes
[18:25] <@locopoke> or anything
[18:25] <@locopoke> i always think of things in terms of one piece
[18:25] <@locopoke> like the other day i randomly saw a pokemon anime picture
[18:25] <@locopoke> of an alakazam grabbing a gengar
[18:25] <@locopoke> and my first thought was
[18:26] <@locopoke> "he must be using armament haki"
[18:26] <%yondie> lmao
[18:26] <@elevator_music> lol
[18:27] <@Tobes> hahahaha

Submitted by Tobes on Apr 14, 2013 03:46PM

#1239 -(-4)+ [X]

jonathanrp: I am fapping don't hl me.
Melee_Mewtwo: jonathanrp is fapping?
jonathanrp: n
Melee_Mewtwo: why did you type it then?
jonathanrp: fire embleming
Melee_Mewtwo: o
jonathanrp: which is arguably just as important
Melee_Mewtwo: *better

Submitted by Organization Member XIV on Apr 09, 2013 03:26PM

#1235 -(25)+ [X]

Hugendugen: am I the only one that bred pokemon and then made them breed with their own mother to see if the baby would be all messed up?

Hugendugen: I legitimately thought that was why some of my pokemon would hit themselves in confusion more than others

Submitted by verbatim on Apr 06, 2013 08:12PM

#1241 -(1)+ [X]

]Relados: or maybe you could trade in a pokemon from gen1 to gen2, have it breed for two generations, trade the grandparent back to gen1, trade one of the grandchildren back to another gen1 game and have the child murder its own grandparent

Submitted by verbatim on Apr 06, 2013 08:11PM

#1236 -(7)+ [X]

<Lugiatina> Gamefreak must really love Mewtwo
<Lugiatina> Because it's been 15 years and all of a sudden... BAND
<Lugiatina> *BANG
<+Mat> BAND
<~WildEep> that explains the spontaneous music

Submitted by TheMantyke on Apr 06, 2013 07:55PM

#1242 -(-1)+ [X]

Canis_Majoris: Why would Gardevoir lose legs on evolution from Kirlia
Matezoide: Wait, i think you can see them in Conquest too
Matezoide: http:/​/​cdn.bulbagarden.net/​upload/​a/​a1/​PCP282.png
Matezoide: Same reason Servine lost his arms/legs 
Canis_Majoris: to become a snake?
• Matezoide shrugs
Canis_Majoris: so gardevoir is a snake
Canis_Majoris: good to know

Submitted by Unoriginal Name on Apr 06, 2013 02:14PM

#1237 -(10)+ [X]

[14:05] <aldaron> kd24 is cunt trash and a failed abortion and should die via ulcer seeping stomach acids into his testicles

[14:05] <kd24> maybe but at least im a pkmn champion

Submitted by phoopes on Apr 04, 2013 08:48PM

#1234 -(10)+ [X]

[17:59] <+WaterBomb> OMG
[17:59] <+WaterBomb> OMG
[17:59] <+WaterBomb> WOW
[17:59] <+WaterBomb> THAT WAS SCARY
[17:59] <+WaterBomb> AF
[17:59] <+WaterBomb> that is the last time I walk around my apartment without a towel
[18:00] <+QoR> wb keeps telling us how naked he is ;D
[18:00] <+WaterBomb> let's just say my cat likes to swat at dangling objects...

Submitted by Tobes on Mar 29, 2013 03:02PM

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