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* folgorio (~folgorio@selena.gomez.the.best) has joined #warau
* ChanServ sets mode: +o folgorio <~Earthworm> folgorio.... <@CaptKirby> would a three pronged dildo fit in my ass <@CaptKirby> I would try to take it for a pretty lady if it would <@folgorio> wtf <@bryan> get out while you still can Submitted by reyscarface on Jul 12, 2011 07:13PM <@kakky> I'm sure your ass is loose enough
<@CaptKirby> nope, my ass is tight I am sure <@CaptKirby> one girl tried to finger it and just scratched around a lot Submitted by reyscarface on Jul 12, 2011 07:13PM <@CaptKirby> also being afraid to let a woman play with your anus is cowardly Submitted by reyscarface on Jul 12, 2011 07:04PM [07:14:23] <+CaptKirby> I figured deoxys-n was like a joke on deoxys-nigger for black or something...
[07:14:25] <+CaptKirby> I dunno... [07:14:34] <+G80> not everyone here is Racist [07:14:52] <&SSBM_roy> yeah, only luduan and ck are [07:14:55] <+CaptKirby> hey as far as I know I am the only person in here who fucked a nigger [07:18:15] <+CaptKirby> it was actually a threesome with a nigger and a white girl [07:18:19] <+CaptKirby> but I only fucked the nigger [07:18:28] <+CaptKirby> the nigger fucked the white girl Submitted by dbolt on Jul 11, 2011 11:03PM <@MATAMATO> i think i tore my boxers
<@MATAMATO> scratching my ass Submitted by Rodan on Jul 11, 2011 10:53PM <%reachzero> I don't like piano music that much
<%reachzero> Pianos are like guns <%reachzero> you're cool if you have one <%reachzero> but you don't always have one <%reachzero> and there are a lot of places you can't take one where you'd want one Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Jul 09, 2011 09:24AM <~chaos> so, the forums seem slightly laggy still to me
<~chaos> the problem is probably 2+million postgs <~chaos> we should prune that a bit ... <~chaos> lol <~chaos> i screwed up <~chaos> i pruned all of wifi Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Jul 09, 2011 09:24AM [20:38:11]<&lapine> Earthworm
[20:38:13]<&lapine> can you script something for me please [20:38:29]<~Earthworm> yea [20:38:35]<&lapine> it's a pretty specific script [20:38:39]<&lapine> what i want is [20:38:45]<&lapine> if two people say the same thing [20:38:52]<&lapine> without an interruption in between [20:38:52]<&lapine> or [20:38:54]<&lapine> the same thing within five seconds [20:38:57]<&lapine> whichever is easier [20:39:04]<&lapine> make a script that makes me say it too [20:39:08]<&lapine> with -niacki on the end [20:39:08]<&lapine> so [20:39:11]<&lapine> (10:36:57) <~lynne> night [20:39:11]<&lapine> (10:37:03) <~Earthworm> night [20:39:12]<@pookar> o [20:39:13]<&lapine> i would say [20:39:14]<&lapine> nightniacki [20:39:14]<&lapine> :D [20:39:18]<&lapine> and if there's [20:39:21]<@pookar> get to it Earthworm [20:39:21]<&lapine> <user> lol [20:39:22]<&lapine> <user2> lol [20:39:23]<&lapine> i'll say [20:39:23]<&lapine> lolniacki [20:39:53]<&lapine> also [20:39:56]<&lapine> if possible make it so that [20:40:01]<&lapine> it only activates on singular words [20:40:04]<&lapine> and not if [20:40:07]<&lapine> there's more than one [20:40:23]<&lapine> so it won't activate on repeated phrases or w/e because that'd just be dunb [20:40:23]<&lapine> dumb [20:40:33]<&lapine> the whole script is dumb but no need to make it dumber :O [20:41:09]<~Earthworm> o [20:41:12]<~Earthworm> thats easy lapine [20:41:33]<&lapine> it might be for you [20:41:36]<&lapine> but it would take me hours of research [20:41:39]<&lapine> to write it [20:41:39]<&lapine> xD [20:47:00]<~Earthworm> on *:TEXT:*:#: { if ($numtok($1-,32) == 1) { if (($nick != $gettok(%prevline,1,46)) && ($chan == $gettok(%prevline,2,46)) && ($1- == $gettok(%prevline,3,46))) { msg $chan $1 $+ niacki } } | set %prevline $nick $+ $chr(46) $+ $chan $+ $chr(46) $+ $1 } [20:47:04]<~Earthworm> i reckon this will work lapine [20:47:25]<&lapine> Earthworm [20:47:29]<&lapine> test it with yourself and with wormbot [20:47:33]<&lapine> :o [20:47:36]<moi> oooh [20:47:39]<moi> tokens [20:47:42]<&lapine> !! [20:47:45]<moi> :0 [20:48:03]<moi> i should script [20:48:11]<moi> it is boring and simple [20:48:12]<moi> but fun [20:49:12]* Earthworm2 (~a@synIRC-40E1220.lns20.syd6.internode.on.net) has joined #warau [20:49:41]* wormbot (~a@b.c.d) has joined #warau [20:49:41]* ChanServ sets mode +q #warau wormbot [20:49:41]* ChanServ gives channel operator status to wormbot [20:49:46]<Earthworm2> test [20:49:49]<~wormbot> test [20:49:50]<Earthworm2> testniacki [20:49:55]<~Earthworm> lol [20:49:56]<~Earthworm> wtf [20:50:00]<@pookar> o [20:50:00]<&lapine> rofl [20:50:02]<~Earthworm> oh right [20:50:03]<&lapine> it didn't work for me [20:50:03]<@pookar> nigga [20:50:04]<@pookar> nigga [20:50:04]<&lapine> ? [20:50:05]<~Earthworm> i know why that happened [20:50:11]<@pookar> didnt work [20:50:12]<~Earthworm> cos someone else spoke in some other channel [20:50:20]<~Earthworm> blah [20:50:20]<&lapine> it should've worked for me though [20:50:20]<&lapine> :( [20:50:20]<Earthworm2> blah [20:50:21]<&lapine> blahniacki [20:50:24]<@pookar> o [20:50:24]<&lapine> oh [20:50:25]<&lapine> :D [20:50:34]<@pookar> nigga [20:50:35]<Earthworm2> someone probably spoke in another of y our channels [20:50:35]<@pookar> nigga [20:50:35]<Earthworm2> as well [20:50:36]<&lapine> about [20:50:38]<&lapine> 95% of these [20:50:42]<&lapine> will be 'lolniacki' [20:50:42]<&lapine> lol [20:50:45]<@pookar> lol [20:50:46]<Earthworm2> lolniacki [20:50:46]<~wormbot> lolniacki [20:50:47]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniacki [20:50:47]<&lapine> lolniackiniacki [20:50:48]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniacki [20:50:48]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniacki [20:50:48]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniacki [20:50:48]<&lapine> 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[20:50:52]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:52]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:52]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:52]<&lapine> A [20:50:52]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:52]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:53]<@pookar> OMG [20:50:53]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:53]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:53]<@pookar> OMG [20:50:53]<@reyscarface> DUDE [20:50:53]<&lapine> O [20:50:53]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:53]<Earthworm2> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:54]* Earthworm2 has quit (Client exited) [20:50:54]<@reyscarface> STOP [20:50:54]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:54]<~wormbot> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:54]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:55]<~Earthworm> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:55]<@reyscarface> IT [20:50:56]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:56]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki [20:50:57]<@reyscarface> EARTJWORP; [20:50:58]<&lapine> lolniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniackiniacki Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Jul 09, 2011 09:21AM <+muffinhead> http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3654483#post3654483
<+muffinhead> the below post... <@reachzero> muffinhead <@reachzero> here's a tip <@reachzero> if you don't want people to post, lock the thread <@reachzero> if you can't lock the thread, it's because you aren't a mod <+muffinhead> i cant edit <@reachzero> and shouldn't be tellign people not to post Submitted by Umbreon Dan on Jul 09, 2011 09:14AM <&blue|afk> firecape do you like anime girls?
<&Zeus> ?? <&Zeus> I dont watch anime blue <&Zeus> its almost as gay as setsuna <&macle> you just jack off to it? <&Setsuna> i do Submitted by firecape on Jul 07, 2011 05:57PM <&Zeus> great sage
<&Zeus> misty already posted <&Zeus> gg <&Zeus> delete misty's thread <&Zeus> i date you <&Zeus> err <&Zeus> dare <&Zeus> 9.9 <&Fatecrashers> freudian slip... Submitted by Vader on Jul 07, 2011 04:59PM [19:47] <@skarm> man I have so much USD form huy and teej dropping 20s on my pillow in seattle
[19:47] <@skarm> as they left Submitted by Firestorm on Jul 06, 2011 04:54PM <%Matthew> fuck it i'm going to go get drunk and set off fireworks!
* %Matthew (matthew@why.are.you.smiling) Quit (Quit: Leaving) Submitted by firecape on Jul 04, 2011 06:23PM [20:46:29] <@reyscarface> lol
[20:46:48] <@reyscarface> i just fucked my sister so badly Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jun 30, 2011 12:47PM <shade> the bad thing about being sharapovas boyfriend is
<shade> you know <shade> tennis makes her scream <shade> more than you can Submitted by cookie on Jun 30, 2011 08:23AM [02:10:11] <@reyscarface> dont lie jake
[02:10:15] <@reyscarface> we can see through your mascarade [02:10:21] <&lapine> mascarade hahahahaha [02:10:25] <&lapine> it's masquerade you moron [02:10:26] <&Mekkah> lol [02:10:28] <&Mekkah> mascarade [02:10:37] <@reyscarface> oh so thats why masquerains name is masquerain Submitted by Mekkah on Jun 28, 2011 05:12PM <&zorbees> you can't be objective on a subjective issue
<@CaptKirby> music is not a subjective issue so that works out great Submitted by Vader on Jun 27, 2011 11:01PM [20:04] <smashlloyd20> has anybody seen djxo9 around?
[20:04] <+Earthworm> !seen DJXO9 [20:04] <&Porygon2> I don't know who DJXO9 is. [20:05] <Al_Alchemist> lol [20:05] <Nonary> hah [20:05] <+MrE> !seen dcj [20:05] <&Porygon2> I don't know who dcj is. [20:05] <+Eternal> !seen DJX09 [20:05] <&Porygon2> I don't know who DJX09 is. [20:05] <+Earthworm> does it only work for statused names [20:05] <+Earthworm> or what [20:05] <+Earthworm> see this is why i dont use seen [20:05] <whistle> !seen loves [20:05] <+Earthworm> ns info is much more reliable [20:06] <Al_Alchemist> !seen earthworm [20:06] <whistle> oh yeah fukin bs [20:06] <whistle> i cant use that bitch [20:06] <&Porygon2> STOP MAKING ME DO STUFF [20:06] <+MrE> !seen RamblinWreck [20:06] <&Porygon2> RamblinWreck is on the channel right now! [20:06] <Al_Alchemist> lol 06[20:06] * &Porygon2 slaps Earthworm's butt [20:08] <Nonary> so porygon2 is a bot or is someone assuming direct control? [20:08] <Varl> bot [20:08] <&Porygon2> I am a living bot [20:08] <Nonary> ah, although when it starts being sentient... [20:09] <&Porygon2> I'm real bitches [20:09] <&Porygon2> I'm not a bot :( [20:09] <Nonary> yup, he's real and he stops gyaradoses everywhere. 01[20:09] <Aura_Guardian> I agree that you're not a bot, Porygon2 [20:09] <%DoomVM> omg 01[20:09] <Aura_Guardian> I would not agree if you claimed to not be a network service, though [20:09] <%DoomVM> fate's team latin america art [20:10] <%DoomVM> http://i.imgur.com/mNtEk.png [20:10] <&Porygon2> I'm a real boy :( 01[20:10] <Aura_Guardian> your nose has grown, pinnochio2 01[20:10] <Aura_Guardian> *checks spelling* 01[20:10] <Aura_Guardian> *pinochio 03[20:10] * You were kicked by Porygon2 (stap being mean to me >:( (Joel)) 02[20:10] * Attempting to rejoin channel #DreamWorld 03[20:10] * Rejoined channel #dreamworld 03[20:10] * Topic <snip> 03[20:10] * Set by MoP on Mon Jun 27 18:41:31 01[20:11] <Aura_Guardian> ha, Joel 01[20:11] <Aura_Guardian> caught you in the act [20:11] <@Joel> wow don't show me p2 [20:11] <~Jibaku> gg [20:11] <~Jibaku> GG [20:11] <Nonary> haha [20:11] <Fatecrashers> joel, the defeat of [20:11] <@Joel> f Submitted by Aura Guardian on Jun 27, 2011 05:18PM [21:00:35] <&shade> whats for the users in latin
[21:01:30] <&az> uhh [21:01:36] <&az> i'm trying to figure out how you'd do user [21:01:36] <&az> lol [21:01:37] <&az> uhhhh [21:01:40] <@umbreon_dan> i don't know if there's a latin word for user [21:02:00] <@umbreon_dan> probably have to use "homus" or something [21:02:09] <&shade> isntthat a food Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jun 27, 2011 01:02PM [20:54:14] <&shade> orientation
[20:54:18] <&shade> does he mean orienteering [20:54:29] <&shade> orientation sounds like what you call shit from china Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jun 27, 2011 12:59PM [14:31:34] <Geoff> WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TERRIBLE JACK AND THE BEANSTALK MOVIES
[14:32:10] <Geoff> oh nvm [14:32:23] <Geoff> this is the same terrible jack and the beanstalk movie i saw before Submitted by Swaggersaurus on Jun 27, 2011 06:38AM <&Matthew> since I don't wanna bone alison
<&Matthew> i'm like her gay friend <&Matthew> ?_ ? Submitted by Vader on Jun 19, 2011 10:10PM <+Al_Alchemist> when you buy some boxes
<+Al_Alchemist> do they put the box in a box <+Al_Alchemist> who is this box company <+Al_Alchemist> do they know they are losing valuable boxes to box their boxes <+Al_Alchemist> dont order boxes <+Al_Alchemist> youll bankrupt the box company Submitted by iss on Jun 16, 2011 11:32AM <&Matthew> it's like this one time me and Gigi thought it would be fun to crash a wedding
<@zerowing> i would grind Matthew <&Matthew> and we went to a wedding <&Matthew> and it turned out to be a gay wedding <&Matthew> and then the after part <@Johann> hahahahaaha <&Matthew> my shoe was untied <&Matthew> so I bent down to tie it <&Matthew> and this gay guy slapped my ass while I was tieing it <&Matthew> and he lingered Submitted by asim on Jun 15, 2011 08:41PM [5:56pm] DougJustDoug: I'm teaching my 5 year old how fun it is to fish and beat Magikarp. [5:57pm] DougJustDoug: Speed EV factory child labor. [5:57pm] Mekkah: my daddy can make a groudon [5:57pm] Mekkah: so why am i fishing for magikarp [5:58pm] SevenDeadlySins: doug i don't think this is what people mean when they say parents should take their children fishing [5:59pm] firecape: sds is just jelly his parents never took him fishing [5:59pm] DoomVM: fishing is awesome tobes [5:59pm] Mekkah: ... [5:59pm] Mekkah: ... [5:59pm] Mekkah: ... [5:59pm] Mekkah: Got a bite! [5:59pm] firecape: IT GOT AWAY [6:00pm] Fatecrashers: Too bad! [6:00pm] DougJustDoug: "But daddy, I want to go explore and enter my pokemon in contests." [6:00pm] DougJustDoug: "Not yet honey. Only 64 more Magikarp to go, and daddy's Starmie will be nice and fast. No one likes a whiner, right?..." [6:00pm] Tobes: hahaha [6:00pm] PKGaming: lol [6:00pm] Mekkah: when doug came back later, he found starmie dressed in a top hat, a dress and a beautiful pearl necklace [6:00pm] Mekkah: with 200 attack evs [6:00pm] firecape: his child was never heard from again Submitted by RBG on Jun 15, 2011 03:00PM |
