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-*- Birkal checks <Birkal> yep, still got a dilly dink <Shii> THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL IT <Birkal> yes <Shii> that is so fucking adorable <Birkal> my dilly dink is my penis .__. Submitted by Toast++ on Mar 10, 2013 01:39PM <capefeather> a sphinx riddle <capefeather> I think <EagleUgh> Yeah <EagleUgh> Four legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, 3 at night <EagleUgh> or something like that <capefeather> though, nowadays some people might get two wheels instead of an extra leg <Mos_Quitoxe> four wheels <srk1214> some people add more than 2 wheels <Mos_Quitoxe> no-one drives a segway at 80. Submitted by Eagle4 on Mar 09, 2013 05:02PM <cookie> sometimes i see vader's facebook status updates and wonder what the hell he's talking about <cookie> but then i remember that it's vader <cookie> so he's probably so high that he's confused facebook with notepad Submitted by Xaqwais on Mar 08, 2013 06:12PM <Jellicent> ok, so <Jellicent> say you find a fantastic partner <Jellicent> they're funny, nice, intelligent, really seem to get you, attractive, all that jazz <Jellicent> but, they like to pretend they're a cat <Jellicent> is that a deal breaker? <Nexus> when you say pretend to be a cat <Nexus> to what extent do they do that <Jellicent> let's just say we were discussing her, and how he was sad the she had shot him down, while we were at the supermarket looking for cheap snacks <Jellicent> we then happened to run into said girl (my first time meeting her) <Jellicent> she was wearing cat ears <Jellicent> and kept meowing at us <Oglemi> hahahahahahaha <Jellicent> and also kinda shot him down again Submitted by Oglemi on Feb 27, 2013 11:45PM <Tobes>: [22:41:59] <verbatim> greatsage is one of those fen suea guys <Tobes>: how the hell do you misspell feng xue this badly <jonathanrp>: lol <V4>: haha <Novaray>: whats feng xue <Novaray>: ?_? *** TheImmortal is now known as TI|Uni <V4>: Move thigns arond for luck <V4>: iirc <Novaray>: oh <V4>: And thats a really really simplified explanation <alkinesthetase>: it's a system of arranging things in a household environment <Steamroll>: Tobes that's the main reason why I added it <alkinesthetase>: for good health and balance and what not <alkinesthetase>: mostly oriental superstition <V4>: GET IT <Yilx>: **feng shui <V4>: Get it...? <alkinesthetase>: i wasn't aware there was any standardized romanization :| <Yilx>: you are both suspended <Steamroll>: http://www.smogon.com/qdb/browse/421 <Steamroll>: I like this quote <Aurora>: isn't it <Aurora>: feng shui <V4>: Man did alk's pun really go over heads or are we pretending it never happened +++ Porygon2 has given voice to chenn <alkinesthetase>: what the fuck <alkinesthetase>: did i make a pun *** alkinesthetase was kicked by alkinesthetase (fuck) +++ Porygon2 has given op to alkinesthetase <V4>: [01:31] <alkinesthetase> mostly oriental superstition <V4>: I interpreted it <V4>: as a pun <alkinesthetase>: wait a second <Yilx>: LOL <alkinesthetase>: FUCK <Steamroll>: LOL *** alkinesthetase was kicked by alkinesthetase (FUCK) Submitted by Yilx on Feb 24, 2013 10:33PM [20:18] <Arcticblast> 20:16 Zarel bmelts and I agree on [nearly] everything [20:18] <Arcticblast> this reminds me of Zarel's The Smog interview [20:18] <Arcticblast> which was STRICTLY CONSENSUAL [20:19] <Zarel> Arcticblast, bmelts is heterosexual; it's my biggest regret. :( [20:19] <bmelts> i prefer the term heteroflexible Submitted by V4Victini on Feb 24, 2013 05:16PM [19:34] <~Cathy> [17:25] sammu calm mode: that is it [19:34] <~Cathy> [17:26] sammu calm mode: if u doen't fix the hp thing i am shutting this website down [19:34] <~Cathy> [17:27] sammu calm mode: my dad workes for a place that shuts websites down and says if ther is a bad website for a good resuan he would shut it down so good luck Submitted by Tobes on Feb 24, 2013 04:34PM <@CaptKirby> Metalman I have never listened to phish <@CaptKirby> I refuse to <@CaptKirby> I refuse to listen to a band who misspelled fish Submitted by Rodan on Feb 21, 2013 01:31PM [20:00:05] <andrews> i blame walrein [20:00:11] <andrews> i never said this internet is bad [20:00:14] <andrews> i just said i share it [20:00:20] <andrews> and around like 11:00 pm [20:00:21] <andrews> each night [20:00:23] <andrews> it lags [20:00:24] <andrews> like crazy [20:00:27] <andrews> like the entire uni [20:00:29] <andrews> is watching porn [20:00:31] <andrews> simultaneously [20:00:36] <Empoof> America the beautiful ~~ Submitted by billymills on Feb 12, 2013 06:59PM <synGuest363> hi trollers <synGuest363> i had a nightmare about me getting chased by huge tyranitars :[ <synGuest363> i smashed them with dynamic punch in the end though Submitted by Poppy on Feb 08, 2013 04:34AM <shade> is a burger bun bread? <cookie> no, they're baked <cookie> silly shade <shade> like i know <shade> it doesnt look like bread <shade> but i get the feeling it probs is Submitted by cookie on Feb 05, 2013 04:04PM <&v> lol <&v> i almost threw up when i saw jonah hill's face on lsd once Submitted by Rodan on Jan 31, 2013 09:44AM <@Scofield> i think yday was the worst day of my life <@Scofield> so its all uphill from here <@Scofield> that was prolly the biggest pokemon match ive had to play <@Scofield> man and i thought that day i got shot down by 15 different girls was going to be the worst day of my life forever Submitted by Rodan on Jan 26, 2013 09:13PM [10:29pm] Magnitude: ugh [10:29pm] Magnitude: i was wearing a tshirt with the MIT logo on it [10:30pm] Magnitude: and i was just at the bathroom mirror [10:30pm] Magnitude: and i was like [10:30pm] Magnitude: when the fuck did i get a TIM tshirt? Submitted by Solace on Jan 24, 2013 07:30PM [5:02pm] Solace: " glitch abusing is not prohibited, its just frowned upon, just like fapping on airplanes. o.o " - wise words of sogeking [5:03pm] Rewer: oO [5:03pm] Jayde: fapping on airplanes isn't really frowned upon right [5:04pm] Jayde: if the flight is 16+ hours i think it is justified Submitted by Solace on Jan 24, 2013 02:04PM [04:23] <+Level-51> oh ok showdown is working [04:23] <&Zarel> She had a whole list of reasons [04:23] <+Level-51> I can stop playing neopets now [04:23] <@mikel> lol 51 [04:23] <+TheCaptain> neopots [04:23] <@mikel> l51 [04:23] * bmelts sets mode: +b *!*@needs.49.more.rare.candies [04:23] * Level-51 was kicked by bmelts (COPPA) Submitted by V4Victini on Jan 17, 2013 02:25AM [7:41pm] tab: snorlax is an excellent mon [7:42pm] tab: although i always wondered [7:42pm] tab: if they sleep so deeply that you need to use a pokeflute to wake them up [7:42pm] tab: why cant you just climb over them when they block the road [7:42pm] tab: i guess it is the same reason [7:42pm] tab: you cant just climb up a 1 foot high ledge [7:43pm] tab: instead you have to go to the other side of the world [7:43pm] tab: get onto a cruise ship [7:43pm] tab: give the captain a handjob [7:43pm] tab: go back to the other side of the world [7:43pm] tab: kill some digletts [7:43pm] tab: and cut down a littled tree that you could ahve just snapped Submitted by Harsha on Jan 15, 2013 05:42PM <%shade> man i just realised <%shade> my forearms smell really good Submitted by Rodan on Jan 09, 2013 08:07PM <cookie> diamonds? <vadre> coke? <cookie> which is more expensive per gram <shade> coke probably <shade> depending on the carat Submitted by cookie on Jan 08, 2013 04:22PM Kadew: so i'm trying to saute this rice and it's taking forever Kadew: and after like five minutes I notice the stove isn't on Submitted by Layell on Jan 07, 2013 05:05PM <shade> id steal from a blind man if he was a dick Submitted by cookie on Jan 07, 2013 02:23PM <cookie> shade do we have to explain everything to you..... <Flounder> probs <shade> or maybe im 1 step ahead of you <shade> pulling the strings <shade> making flounde react <Flounder> shade <Flounder> i am not ck Submitted by cookie on Jan 06, 2013 05:32PM 01:02 EeveeTrainer does hitmonchan even learn rest 01:02 EeveeTrainer shit shit i mean hitmonlee cover blown 01:02 EeveeTrainer abort operation Submitted by verbatim on Dec 31, 2012 11:07PM <Scarfwynaut> I don't get it, the stuff tastes disgusting <Scarfwynaut> but then again I hate coffee <Scarfwynaut> for the same reason <Al_Alchemist> its usually fun with people scarf <Al_Alchemist> alcohol is a social drug <Al_Alchemist> plus you can mix it to make it taste drinkable GenesectOverlord> rum and coke <GenesectOverlord> i want that to be my first drink. <Scarfwynaut> can't people just sit around and eat a cheese wheel? <Scarfwynaut> that is my kind of social gathering  Submitted by Al_Alchemist on Dec 31, 2012 06:00PM <@forks> i really enjoyed charlize theron in uh <@forks> snow white and charlize theron Submitted by Rodan on Dec 28, 2012 10:42PM |
